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Svenman87 United States. Apr 18 2009 05:00. Posts 4636 | | |
Welcome to Sven's Drunken Novel #1
Relax and enjoy your ride through my mind and my Effen Vodka.
Well I haven't made one of these in a while...
one sec need a shot.
dfkjsfd warm vodka 
anyways, so that hot girl is like conflicted over her bf & me. Which is actually fine with me. I doubt I'll win the war, but I don't mind winnning some battles in the meantime.
And for all you haters, fuck off you wankers. I'll take a picture of us next time she comes over here or I go over there if you think this is some fake post which would make no sense why I would post pictures of some random chick I found pictures of on a Poker Website. It's not a sidebet or some fucking thing so stfu.
Next, I would like to say wtf we're going into a world government within the next 50 years, I'm predicting it now folks.
Okay now back on topic. This girl likes anal, she fucking orgasms off of it... However I have done anal with one girl and was absolutely repulsed by the fact that I'm putting my dick in the same hole where shit comes out of. Is it better with some girls than other? Or are we all in agreement that it's fucking weird.
one sec need a shot.
you'd think they'd get easier to take after a hwile. But fuck they're double shots and all I have to chase is one can of monster which I am trying to save so I just take like a little sip xD.
Anyways I feel like this is a pretty good turning point in the chicks I've had to the chicks I'll get.
From Strippers to models.
I like that transformation personally.
/needs another shot obv.
Remember when I said she was conflicted with her boyfriend and me? I am relatively posiitive she'l go back with him and call me on the side. I guess I feel slightly like a whore, but at the same time I feel nearly normal... aka emotionless and unable to feel upset or happy at the chance of getting or not getting this girl.
I also realize the fact that she is fucking me while she has a boyfriend, why would I want to be her boyfriend? All I can answer that with is the same reason I started this, there's something about her that makes me attracted to her. I live once and I don't want to blow it away for nut peddling a decent job and a safe life.
okay another shot before I end this. Actually two because I didn't tak eone the last time I said I was going to take a shot. one sec.
okay 1 more shot >_< almost done with this fucking bottle..Fuck!
EXTREMEEEEEEEEE
/coughs fuck >_<
she just text me and she wants to meet later on monday. I have officially 37 days before he rboyfriend returns. LP What Shall I do?
A.) Call it off dude she's bad news
B.) WTF You type to welll to be drunk, you're faking
C.) Why don't u use the fucking make a poll button you fuicking fuck
D.) Fuck her and post pictures
E.) Slow things down and try to make her your wife
(I went trhough the alphabet to see what went after E at this point)
G!!!!!! ) ENTER YOUR SUGGESTION!
Questions COmmemnts Conserns?
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Svenman87 United States. Apr 18 2009 05:01. Posts 4636 | | |
o fuck I forgot
Next time I make this I think im a make a youtube video instead and just talk and drink on that
as proof of my alcoholism and so my children can cry when they see me 20 years from now. |
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Svenman87 United States. Apr 18 2009 05:05. Posts 4636 | | |
I feel pretty confident I should get put as LP's fucking "good blogs" or w/e on the front page they have.
Nazgul I know you'll read this and cry but fucking add me to LP's suggested blogs ffs. I promise to post stuff about 200nl and how I fail at 400nl as well on occassion |
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Svenman87 United States. Apr 18 2009 05:06. Posts 4636 | | |
p.p.ps how do I fucking make it a secret post where you click it?
it's not on the smilies & ubb code overview link |
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Svenman87 United States. Apr 18 2009 05:06. Posts 4636 | | |
I want 3340 posts
edit: I think ima post on low and mid stakes poker forums now lullz cya there lpz
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Svenman87 United States. Apr 18 2009 05:11. Posts 4636 | | |
and fuck you all for thinking i had more pictures to post than what I posted...
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RainyDay Korea (South). Apr 18 2009 05:11. Posts 484 | | |
holy shit im amazed by clarity of your drunken rant, mine was so incoherent |
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Svenman87 United States. Apr 18 2009 05:13. Posts 4636 | | |
After re-reading all my posts I feeel like it's a cry for attention
LP LOOK AT ME!
After we get over the cry for attention I feel like it's a cry for something to work in my life, such as the 10k month brag post earlier. I'm going back to college this fall and seee muyselft fucking rocking Biology as a major and having many fine pussy's suc as this one.
pussy's plural looks silly. |
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Svenman87 United States. Apr 18 2009 05:13. Posts 4636 | | |
/takes a shot for how fucking Myth he feels |
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Svenman87 United States. Apr 18 2009 05:14. Posts 4636 | | |
| | On April 18 2009 04:11 RainyDay wrote:
holy shit im amazed by clarity of your drunken rant, mine was so incoherent |
I'm drunk....
Almost a 750 mL of Effen Vodka deep but I'm not incohereant yet. Give me time, this blog post is still young and I still have beers to drink |
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| | On April 18 2009 04:01 Svenman87 wrote:
E.) Slow things down and try to make her your wife
(I went trhough the alphabet to see what went after E at this point)
G!!!!!! ) ENTER YOUR SUGGESTION! |
LOL O RLY?
not a bad pussy thar |
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Svenman87 United States. Apr 18 2009 06:13. Posts 4636 | | |
| | On April 18 2009 05:07 Night2o1 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2009 04:01 Svenman87 wrote:
E.) Slow things down and try to make her your wife
(I went trhough the alphabet to see what went after E at this point)
G!!!!!! ) ENTER YOUR SUGGESTION! |
LOL O RLY?
not a bad pussy thar
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I guess I'll drink to that >_<L |
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| | On April 18 2009 04:13 Svenman87 wrote:
This girl likes anal, she fucking orgasms off of it.. |
rly want to do this |
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spets1 Australia. Apr 18 2009 08:29. Posts 2179 | | | |
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Uptown . Apr 18 2009 08:45. Posts 3557 | | |
hidden code thing is [.spoiler] stuff [./spoiler] without the periods. |
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| | On April 18 2009 05:16 Night2o1 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2009 04:13 Svenman87 wrote:
This girl likes anal, she fucking orgasms off of it.. |
rly want to do this
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2nded. |
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lazymej Canada. Apr 19 2009 01:11. Posts 2897 | | | |
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Just fuck that bitch and stfu |
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Fudyann Netherlands. Apr 21 2009 06:12. Posts 704 | | |
He's drunk, don't confuse him with the periods.
The code is [spoiler]hidden text[/spoiler]. |
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