Closing on a super hot girl...

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Svenman87 United States. Apr 12 2009 22:12. Posts 4636

Never been in this spot before.
- said girl is 2 leagues above me, It's like me taking a shot at 5k NL I'm fucking scared money.

Girl wants me to come over tomorrow since she has the next 2 days off and spend the night.
- I got the 'we'll see where it goes'

Now I will have to close and I have horrible feelings that I will completely fuck this up.

How do I make myself not look like a complete fucktard?

LP if this happens, I'll post pics...
This would be a pretty epic hookup >_<

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Last edit: 12/04/2009 22:16

Sicks Macks United States. Apr 12 2009 22:27. Posts 3929

Wait for a read, shove all in

Mr. Will Throwit

spets1 Australia. Apr 12 2009 22:29. Posts 2179

tickle her feet

hola

Svenman87 United States. Apr 12 2009 22:36. Posts 4636

On April 12 2009 21:29 spets1 wrote:
tickle her feet

I LULLED

I might do that in honor of floofy

Gadget United States. Apr 12 2009 22:37. Posts 295

I've only been with one girl in my life, she is currently still my GF. When I first went out with her I thought she was out of my league too. Not sure if you want a GF or a hook up, but I think I have a pretty good idea of what to do here. Firstly, I would go out to a casual kind of restaurant like applebee's or something, nothing to extravagant that makes it look like your going all out and makes her believe she really is out of your league. Next, a movie is probably critical here. The notebook is usually a go to, but shes probably seen it 10+ times so I would go with The Holiday. A typical love movie that is watchable from a guys perspective, kind of. If you put your arm around her and cuddle a bit near the start of the movie, by the end you should be pretty comfortable with each other and depending on how she reacts to your maneuvers, possibly naked. If she said she was going to spend the night its kind of hard not to succeed. I'd say she has her mind made up right now that she is going to have sex with you and its up to you to change it.

edzwoo United States. Apr 12 2009 22:40. Posts 5911

Shake her hand.

milkman United States. Apr 12 2009 22:47. Posts 5719

dude if shes inviting u over to stay the night its already over... just bring a bottle of something fun to drink and get ur fuck on ... its already gg..

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally.

qwerty67890 New Zealand. Apr 12 2009 22:49. Posts 14026

be sure to "out-alpha" any other nearby males.

do this by doing their shoe laces up really tight and throwing their socks away.

Svenman87 United States. Apr 12 2009 23:07. Posts 4636

On April 12 2009 21:49 byrnesam wrote:
be sure to "out-alpha" any other nearby males.

do this by doing their shoe laces up really tight and throwing their socks away.

yessss

BalloonFight United States. Apr 12 2009 23:13. Posts 1380

If shes INVITING you over to spend the night, its fucking free money. You're free rolling 5knl right now. Have fun~

Fake Edit: PICS NOW!

xx frankie United States. Apr 13 2009 01:25. Posts 57

gl..lol

MARSHALL28 United States. Apr 13 2009 02:18. Posts 1904

prob u should relax dude. there's no such thing as "above your league" or whatever if you don't believe in it. you get what you deserve obv. if you just go into it knowing you deserve it, you can't really screw up. i always look at it from the perspective that she can't help but want me... u know?...