Bigbobm   United States. Nov 10 2010 22:50. Posts 5512
While I was in the bathroom of a bar, a fellow from the band performing that night happened to tell me a joke. The jokes goes as follows:
What is Bowser's favorite casual wear?
To which I paused, thought, and answered, who are you, and what?
Denim Denim Denim, he responded.
He laughed and left the bathroom. I went back to my friends, retold the joke and none of them understood it, and I've asked a few of my other friends who happen to be hardcore Nintendo nerds. None of them understand it. Was I just trolled, or is this an awesome joke I just misunderstood?
Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket
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TalentedTom   Canada. Nov 10 2010 22:52. Posts 20070
thats the music when you fight him on the old snes, sounds like denim denim denim..
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same
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Jubert69   United States. Nov 10 2010 22:55. Posts 3191
Ban.
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[vital]Myth   United States. Nov 10 2010 23:00. Posts 12159
Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser
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TheHuHu3   United States. Nov 10 2010 23:17. Posts 5544
TheHuHu4 coming soon :)
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Stim_Abuser   United States. Nov 10 2010 23:34. Posts 7499
Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete
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edzwoo   United States. Nov 10 2010 23:42. Posts 5911
On November 10 2010 22:34 Stim_Abuser wrote:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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edzwoo   United States. Nov 10 2010 23:44. Posts 5911
When you told your friends the joke you probably didn't say it right. He probably said "denim denim denim" in the same way as the underground tunnel song in Mario.
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CamilaPunt   Brasil. Nov 10 2010 23:49. Posts 2422
On November 10 2010 22:00 [vital]Myth wrote:
Oh god this Img made me lol hard
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Bigbobm   United States. Nov 10 2010 23:49. Posts 5512
I need to hear this music.
Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket
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Bigbobm   United States. Nov 10 2010 23:52. Posts 5512
is this what youre talking about
Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket
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Bigbobm   United States. Nov 10 2010 23:55. Posts 5512
THAT SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE DENIM
Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket
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Stim_Abuser   United States. Nov 10 2010 23:59. Posts 7499
no that is not it
Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete
yeah i know which one it is im looking for it right now.. i have it in mind just can't remember where its located in the game
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
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Stim_Abuser   United States. Nov 11 2010 00:07. Posts 7499
On November 10 2010 22:44 edzwoo wrote:
When you told your friends the joke you probably didn't say it right. He probably said "denim denim denim" in the same way as the underground tunnel song in Mario.
Svenman87   United States. Nov 11 2010 10:37. Posts 4636
On November 11 2010 08:37 byrnesam wrote:
omg! so gooooooooooood! rofl
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dogmeat   Czech Republic. Nov 11 2010 11:33. Posts 6374
lol
ban baal
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[vital]Myth   United States. Nov 11 2010 11:47. Posts 12159
On November 11 2010 08:37 byrnesam wrote:
OMFG ROFLMAO HAHAHAHA
Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser
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waga   United Kingdom. Nov 11 2010 11:52. Posts 2375
wow , epic win.
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Cray0ns   United States. Nov 11 2010 12:10. Posts 993
Going to a ball game this weekend and will certainly be drunk enough that I'll probably blurt this joke out at a random moment. I actually think it's better than 50/50 that the friends there will get it though. Will post results next week. You definitely have to sing it high-low-high like the music though, and maybe even throw in another set of 3 denims even lower - you can't just say denim 3 times.
Last edit: 11/11/2010 12:11
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LikeASet   United States. Nov 11 2010 12:46. Posts 2113
On November 11 2010 05:00 byrnesam wrote:
Two nuns are in the bath
the first nun says "wheres the soap?"
and the other nun says "yes it does"
please explain...
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lucifer   Sweden. Nov 11 2010 12:51. Posts 5955
The second nun shoves the soap up her cunt when she masturbates and thus, they wear down.
or gently rubbing it, depends on the nun I guess.
On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get it
Last edit: 11/11/2010 14:08
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CrownRoyal   United States. Nov 11 2010 15:14. Posts 11386
oh my god byrnesam LOIASJDFA;J
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
my sides hurt
WHAT IS THIS
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edzwoo   United States. Nov 11 2010 15:51. Posts 5911
HAHAHAHAHAHA where is Byrnesam's greenstar
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PanoRaMa   United States. Nov 11 2010 16:12. Posts 1655
i cant stop giggling at that pic, the entire timing of how it plays out in my head with the OP story in mind is just so good
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skindzer   Chile. Nov 11 2010 16:21. Posts 299
AHAHAHAH holy shit byrnesam so fucking good cant stop laughing.
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Stim_Abuser   United States. Nov 11 2010 16:51. Posts 7499
byrnesam is the p4p GOAT poster on lp.
the man needs a special avatar at least imo
Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete
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Cray0ns   United States. Nov 11 2010 16:54. Posts 993
+1 on green star for Byrnesam
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Fudyann   Netherlands. Nov 11 2010 16:58. Posts 704
Byrnesam for president!
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BigRed0000   United States. Nov 11 2010 18:07. Posts 3554
looooooooooooooooooooooooool
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Bigbobm   United States. Nov 11 2010 18:22. Posts 5512
Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket
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Baalim   Mexico. Nov 11 2010 18:25. Posts 34304
On November 11 2010 08:37 byrnesam wrote:
hahaha you are a fucking genius
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Stim_Abuser   United States. Nov 11 2010 18:38. Posts 7499
im still laughing 10 minutes later.
Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete
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player999   Brasil. Nov 12 2010 01:28. Posts 7978
On November 11 2010 17:38 Stim_Abuser wrote:
im still laughing 12 hours later.
Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol
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Etherone   Canada. Nov 12 2010 01:39. Posts 753
looooooooool mario will never be the same for me again
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Fujikura   United States. Nov 12 2010 07:01. Posts 1795
On November 11 2010 05:43 RiKD wrote:
what does bowser do after visiting the indian buffet?
doodoo doodoo doodoo
I lol'd... this needs so much more love
aka SouL)Z(Isadie and SouL)P(Fujikura
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the cleaner   Germany. Nov 12 2010 09:57. Posts 3014
On December 05 2010 12:24 El_Tanque wrote:
jokes you have to think more than 5 seconds to get = not funny
maybe u just think slow
btw I started telling this joke in real life and people love it and get it instantly, perhaps I'm just a master of the comedic delivery but I suspect most people in their 20's will get it quickly