weird confrontation

Pow, right in the kisser.

=)

tip him to shut up

If I was sober Id explain in a nice way that its none of his business, but also say that I actually do tip, but after the session, and that several others do the same.

If drunk, I ask him to fuck off and die probably, I always get into arguments playing live poker drunk. Last time some donk slowrolled a fish, took like ten seconds to flip up his cards after seeing that he won, and I went off at him and made him leave five minutes after -.-v

Results? i wnna know lol

That said I'd probably just ignore him or tell him that I tip at the end of the session?

I know, not very exciting but meh

On August 08 2008 06:27 eightfourO wrote: Pow, right in the kisser (with my gun, not fist obv).

i want to play with you pinball, live. with tequila.

the last time i went to a casino, my buddy wanted to play blackjack so we went in there and he was playing, and he was sitting at an awkward angle so he couldn't see the minimum bet of $2. So he put down 1 dollar, and this lady looks over and goes "if your going to sit and play here, you might as well at least play for the minimum bet"...we both got pissed. I don't understand how how much he bets, even if it is a mistake, has anything to do with the cards she gets...

Laugh. Laugh hard.

On August 08 2008 06:37 Silver)Z( wrote: Show nested quote + On August 08 2008 06:27 eightfourO wrote: Pow, right in the kisser (with my gun, not fist obv).

i thought that was understood??
jk

I would like to think that I would calmly try to explain to him that I tip at the end, but honestly he sounds like such a fucking retard that I would have a hard time doing so. I'd probably end up telling him to fo...

What happened then?

roffle @ you paddle your canoe i''ll paddle mine

On August 08 2008 06:51 MezmerizePLZ wrote: roffle @ you paddle your canoe i''ll paddle mine

Btw, anyone who calls Nolan "kid" deserves a kick in the nuts

like pinball my response wud vary vastly depending on how drunk i was at the time

if i was sober id explain to the guy i tip at the end and im not just being cheap.

if i was drunk id probably slurr something like "hey...u shut up, i do what the fuck i want mate" and then mumble something to the dealer about how me and him (the dealer) know the score and how that guy is prolly just drunk and doesnt understand

i d take out the deagle

What's with Americans calling people who are 23~25 of age 'kid'.

I swear I've only been called kid in Vegas at the poker table.

haha I think kid is more annoying than "son". BTW I'll just pretend I didn't listen to him and would do as usual by the end. Its not like he will even remember that in a week anyway. I'm sure there are some guys who don't even tip (or tip some shit) and if you always feel well tipping the way you do, then why bother with him?

If I was Nolan I'd tell him that he obv only was rude because I was black and that he should stop that cause it's not nice.

its because Nolan is black, and all middle-aged white American men know that black people in America came from Canada

and I'm asian, I would've just said in the most accented English I can "no engalish"

"why don't you tip for me, you're paying for my car payments/mortgage/tuition anyways"

On August 08 2008 07:29 gawdawaful wrote: "why don't you tip for me, you're paying for my car payments/mortgage/tuition anyways"

hahaha winner imo

On August 08 2008 07:11 Twisted wrote: What's with Americans calling people who are 23~25 of age 'kid'. I swear I've only been called kid in Vegas at the poker table.

whats with europeans talking??? everything they say is annoying thanks to gunther.

"teeny weeny string bakini"
"hot summer love"
"you touch me ta la la......my ding ding dong"

worst thing is, he's getting mad tang.

On August 08 2008 07:49 eightfourO wrote: Show nested quote + On August 08 2008 07:11 Twisted wrote: What's with Americans calling people who are 23~25 of age 'kid'. I swear I've only been called kid in Vegas at the poker table. whats with europeans talking??? everything they say is annoying thanks to gunther. "teeny weeny string bakini" "hot summer love" "you touch me ta la la......my ding ding dong"

I don't know if this is some kind of nationalistic post to quelch my 'insult' (?) or something but I didn't ever mean to insult 'American's' perse, just those middle-aged retards at the poker table.

And who the hell is Gunther.

i d tell him to go beat off and calm down
ooor

i d take out the deagle

and then put out that Vinnie Jones speech from Snatch

On August 08 2008 07:29 gawdawaful wrote: "why don't you tip for me, you're paying for my car payments/mortgage/tuition anyways"

this would be very dumb, unfunny and basically put you in the 'Cunt' chair as opposed to him

[a] "well here's a tip, why don't you seriously consider killing yourself?"

[b] ignore him completely

[c] educate anyone and everyone who will listen about how fundamentally flawed the tipping system wrt poker is (I cba to elaborate but it's very flawed and stupid)

[d] (this being the best choice imo) smile and say "oh, really?" or something along those lines, also the anything else he might say.

On August 08 2008 07:53 Twisted wrote: And who the hell is Gunther.

blasphemy!!!!!!



it's really hilarious

I think the actions of the other player is very rude. I do have a question though. I have not been to the Connecticut Indian Casinos in years but I go to AC fairly often. Are you sure poker deals pool tips at Foxwoods? In AC I know for a fact each dealer keeps what he is tipped but the dealers who work the floor all pool tips. Just wondering...

fuk him up!

my favorites are
"look bitch, i got 5 kids to feed"
or
"look ol'head. if losing couple bucks makes you mad, you should go play at the kiddie table over there" then throw chips at him and say "here, heres some tip so u can shut up while ur at it. I'm paying you with your own money anyway"

i probably laugh at him for 5 minutes straight...

25 seems pretty short after a session. i usually just tip 1 per pot i win on the flop, 2 for turn, 5-15 for any double ups, etc.

On August 08 2008 09:26 thewh00sel wrote: 25 seems pretty short after a session. i usually just tip 1 per pot i win on the flop, 2 for turn, 5-15 for any double ups, etc.

what@! I'm guessing you don't play alot of live. How about you start counting how much money you tipped and take a look after 10sessions. dollar or two per pot is fine.

what many people don't know is that people in 1/2 game tip better then people at 10/20 game. its not cool if your not tipping. but its ok to tip small. besides, ur paying the rake anyway.

that was pretty rude of the guy...some people feel the need to always be "that guy" that says you should tip more in really any situation

but that was a really good saying hahaa

clap dat ni99a?

On August 08 2008 08:46 TripSearchin wrote: I think the actions of the other player is very rude. I do have a question though. I have not been to the Connecticut Indian Casinos in years but I go to AC fairly often. Are you sure poker deals pool tips at Foxwoods? In AC I know for a fact each dealer keeps what he is tipped but the dealers who work the floor all pool tips. Just wondering...

Yeah, they don't keep their own tips at foxwoods.

hm i play live for fun so I tip whenever i feel like, to get good cards next time, to get more drinks, to other players if I've won and they complain about bad beat, etc, etc

but 25$ after a session is 100% fine imo, and you should just explain to the guy the situation calmly, especially since everyone else will agree with you, if u are drunk then just tip him to shut up as someone else said

On August 08 2008 08:31 sOah wrote: Show nested quote + On August 08 2008 07:29 gawdawaful wrote: "why don't you tip for me, you're paying for my car payments/mortgage/tuition anyways" this would be very dumb, unfunny and basically put you in the 'Cunt' chair as opposed to him [a] "well here's a tip, why don't you seriously consider killing yourself?" [b] ignore him completely [c] educate anyone and everyone who will listen about how fundamentally flawed the tipping system wrt poker is (I cba to elaborate but it's very flawed and stupid) [d] (this being the best choice imo) smile and say "oh, really?" or something along those lines, also the anything else he might say.

thats pretty much the point in the first place, also I dont see how "well here's a tip, why don't you seriously consider killing yourself?" is much different
I do like something passive-aggressive in the ignore him mold though. I'd probably even talk to everyone else just make it obvious to him

well maybe it's a culture thing but "why don't you tip for me, you're paying for my car payments/mortgage/tuition anyways":

a] doesn't even make proper sense
b] sounds so A:od;GHASDGOHASDIGHASDG douchey that fuck I might puke
c] see [b] and re-read it a few times
d] "well here's a tip, why don't you seriously consider killing yourself?" makes sense etc. but ya is extreme, say it with a confident smile and American Psycho-esque manner and all is well

fwiw, I just realised what could be the best way to own this faggot, thin-valuebet his ass off in a pot and then when he mucks get him to show; he has to oblige (in most casinos?) and show how owned he got

or something more similarly poker-orientated imo

nolan you know what my approach would be....

I thought its the aggressor that has to show? Like if you catch him bluffing with a hand he expects you to fold, he tries to muck but you just demand that he shows (and probably berate him for playing X and Y that way might be fun/tilt inducing too)

On August 08 2008 12:40 gawdawaful wrote: I thought its the aggressor that has to show? Like if you catch him bluffing with a hand he expects you to fold, he tries to muck but you just demand that he shows (and probably berate him for playing X and Y that way might be fun/tilt inducing too)

just like how we can see mucked cards online, we can see mucked cards live if we want to

a good shanking is in order imo

tell him you play FR online. he'll understand. lol

doesnt tips kill your winrate live? it's like 2x the rake or something?