Michael Phelps about to have a Bad Time

When he gets out of rehab in a week, he will find out for the first time that his girlfriend who he met on Tinder was born a man and she never told him:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othe...amazing-intimacy-Olympic-swimmer.html

Michael needs to work on his tranny detection skills imo:

Isn't the daily mail like a bunch of made up tabloid shit? Not even a pic of them together. Not sure If I belieb Phelps would hit that, or that he'd even tender.

Phelps can pull like 99.999% of all bitches. I doubt he's tendering 6's.

Kinda looks like Julia from lost, but if you botox'd her face a bunch.

On November 20 2014 22:32 Stim_Abuser wrote: Isn't the daily mail like a bunch of made up tabloid shit?

i think so. i still hope it's true though.

http://www.aol.com/article/2014/11/20...-girlfriend-drops-bombshell/20996559/

see kids? weed is dangerous

I read a few lines of this news yesterday or so. Supposedly, they had sex.

First off, that thing is 41 years old afaik, and Phelps isn't a super handsome guy, but he's decent looking + athletic body + has fame + money, so it's kinda crazy that he would bone this thing. Also, it was with him when he got a DUI, but I dunno if they boned during that night or not.

Shes hot, like 8.5.

lol at girlfriend.

phelps slays 10+ girls a week. she was probably one of them

I thought swimmers were gay?

On November 21 2014 00:14 Daut wrote: lol at girlfriend. phelps slays 10+ girls a week. she was probably one of them

Thisss

>attention whore getting attention

okay...

On November 21 2014 02:06 whamm! wrote: I thought swimmers were gay?

On November 21 2014 03:27 Gnarly wrote: >attention whore getting attention okay...

do you mean michael phelps, this girl, or you?

also agree with daut, not sure why the "journalist" who wrote this thought they could get away with saying girlfriend and tinder in the same article, i bet lots of people feel they're in love with olympic gold medalists

I have no idea why someone like Phelps would bang someone so ugly

Edit: I've never been close to a tranny, and I've always wondered:

For those that aren't obviously man (big hands/beard etc) aren't they different down there than a regular woman? (I'm talking about those that got surgery + hormone treatment to be as close as a woman possible)
Legit question, I'm afraid to google it.

pretty fucking horrific and tilting this 0 content daily mail trash is a LP thread

Closest thing to a response from phelps atm:
Our insider tells HollywoodLife.com that “He is completely horrified and embarrassed. He is cutting her off cold turkey and doesnt want to talk about it to anyone at all. He wants it to go away as fast as possible.”

lol who cares

There is no reason to go regular when you have it all. I'm talking midgets or sth

On November 21 2014 07:58 ggplz wrote: pretty fucking horrific and tilting this 0 content daily mail trash is a LP thread

This is very +EV for the doctor who performed the operation, huge selling point for future customers

On November 21 2014 07:41 GoTuNk wrote: I have no idea why someone like Phelps would bang someone so ugly Edit: I've never been close to a tranny, and I've always wondered: For those that aren't obviously man (big hands/beard etc) aren't they different down there than a regular woman? (I'm talking about those that got surgery + hormone treatment to be as close as a woman possible) Legit question, I'm afraid to google it.

he's 6'4 (so unlikely to think twice if he sees a 5'10 girl with above average hands) and hooks up with many girls. reminds me of this creed bratton clip from the office:

On November 21 2014 00:11 Srsbob wrote: Shes hot, like 8.5.

are you fucking blind

if you put a paperbag over here, no one would know that's a guy, and you'd all have boners

On November 21 2014 14:22 Gnarly wrote: if you put a paperbag over here, no one would know that's a guy, and you'd all have boners

I got a feeling Phelps likes the D, Olympic swimmers come on everyone knows that by now lol

On November 21 2014 12:38 redrain0125 wrote: Show nested quote + On November 21 2014 00:11 Srsbob wrote: Shes hot, like 8.5. are you fucking blind

You've been trolled

On November 21 2014 07:41 GoTuNk wrote: I have no idea why someone like Phelps would bang someone so ugly Edit: I've never been close to a tranny, and I've always wondered: For those that aren't obviously man (big hands/beard etc) aren't they different down there than a regular woman? (I'm talking about those that got surgery + hormone treatment to be as close as a woman possible) Legit question, I'm afraid to google it.

depends, some times reconstructive surgery is done so well, the man who is now a woman, can orgasm during sex

On November 21 2014 08:55 passiveace wrote: lol who cares

dmhs

Umm.. not knowing that was a guy. in a bar I'd hit that. Approximately 3 beers would be all the beer goggles needed. maybe even as little as 2

On November 22 2014 01:00 DooMeR wrote: Umm.. not knowing that was a guy. in a bar I'd hit that. Approximately 3 beers would be all the beer goggles needed. maybe even as little as 2

iono man i think you are being a bit generous, you would have to be deeper than that. the fake tits might get me but that face/shoulders ugh and just altogether too big for me.

doomers alcohol tolerance is really low thou

Why is 'bad time' capitalized? Fuck.

You guys are Nits...

After 3 beers i guess id fuck 80% of the women existing ....
Afterall they feel all kinda the same

Well they are all talking meat after all

wow, a lot of you are like super shallow

On November 22 2014 12:29 asdf2000 wrote: wow, a lot of you are like super shallow

This is LP... we only bang 10s...

On November 22 2014 12:29 asdf2000 wrote: wow, a lot of you are like super shallow

can you see canada on your high horse?

So what if he had sex with a transexual. Don't act like you don't jerk it to elf, alien, monster pornos.

On November 22 2014 14:40 MyAnacondaDont wrote: So what if he had sex with a transexual. Don't act like you don't jerk it to elf, alien, monster pornos.

#yif4life

On November 22 2014 10:29 TheHuHu3 wrote: Why is 'bad time' capitalized? Fuck.

lol =*(

lol Bad Time capitalized, love lp rofl

On November 22 2014 18:08 Gnarly wrote: Show nested quote + On November 22 2014 14:40 MyAnacondaDont wrote: So what if he had sex with a transexual. Don't act like you don't jerk it to elf, alien, monster pornos. #yif4life

is that even a thing? yif4life?

i miss Looks or Game :/

On November 23 2014 06:52 MyAnacondaDont wrote: Show nested quote + On November 22 2014 18:08 Gnarly wrote:   On November 22 2014 14:40 MyAnacondaDont wrote: So what if he had sex with a transexual. Don't act like you don't jerk it to elf, alien, monster pornos. #yif4life is that even a thing? yif4life?

Yes.

one of you degens have to have first hand experience in hanging an ex-dude...comon someone share some wisdom here.

That would be Liquid Drone lol

one guy here (whos name i forgot, he has been trolling on multiple accs and got banned then came back) claimed he was a tranny at one point of his life

On November 25 2014 02:02 Baalim wrote: That would be Liquid Drone lol

I would do the girl in OP no questions asked

On November 23 2014 14:39 Gnarly wrote: Show nested quote + On November 23 2014 06:52 MyAnacondaDont wrote:   On November 22 2014 18:08 Gnarly wrote:   On November 22 2014 14:40 MyAnacondaDont wrote: So what if he had sex with a transexual. Don't act like you don't jerk it to elf, alien, monster pornos. #yif4life is that even a thing? yif4life? Yes.

google doesnt think so
https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=yif4life

On November 25 2014 02:35 dogmeat wrote: one guy here (whos name i forgot, he has been trolling on multiple accs and got banned then came back) claimed he was a tranny at one point of his life

I had a mental illness called schizophrenia paranoia, when you meditate with schizophrenia you get different results. Like you start to believe that you have a true self and that true self is female. Anyway, I was an imposter transsexual, i nearly chemically castrated myself with estrogen, they wouldnt give me a boob job in vegas even tho I had the money. And I scrapped together the money for bottom surgery and finally I came to the point, eh fck this. LOL easily worst years of my life. Part because schizophrenia is mental hell, part being transsexual in public is psychotic. You feel you got to fight anyone who challenges you, you got to say today is a good day to die and then walk into the gym with a mini skirt lookin for dicks to suck.

jesus christ woodbrave your posts are so fucking ridiculous it can't be anything but the truth lolol

I feel like allowing a paranoid schizophrenic to perform fellatio on me could be dangerous

I didn't know I had schizophrenia at the time so you wouldnt of known either

On November 25 2014 12:41 MyAnacondaDont wrote: Show nested quote + On November 25 2014 02:35 dogmeat wrote: one guy here (whos name i forgot, he has been trolling on multiple accs and got banned then came back) claimed he was a tranny at one point of his life I had a mental illness called schizophrenia.

Had?

There is no cure for schizophrenia -_-, its barely treatable

On November 26 2014 03:44 Baalim wrote: Show nested quote + On November 25 2014 12:41 MyAnacondaDont wrote:   On November 25 2014 02:35 dogmeat wrote: one guy here (whos name i forgot, he has been trolling on multiple accs and got banned then came back) claimed he was a tranny at one point of his life I had a mental illness called schizophrenia. Had? There is no cure for schizophrenia -_-, its barely treatable

Its been 3 years since I did dmt 21 times. It took me 1 year to end up in a mental hospital and start getting treated. Its been 2 years of meds, I swallowed all my psychiatric medicine this summer because my mother wouldn't give me my nembutal, while in the mental hospital they said you don't have schizophrenia. They said they have observed me and my interaction with other people and they don't think I have schizophrenia. The head of University of Pennsylvania hospital schizophrenia unit was treating me for like 2 years and he said I had schizophrenia paranoia. I took this drug called risperdal. 2 pills. turn me into a zombie, drool come down my mouth without me even feeling it. Couldn't even play vid games on risperdal cause my reaction speed was like old person who never used a computer bad. Anyway, I knew it was a bad idea to swallow a whole bottle of risperdals. Anyway risperdal didnt get rid of the disturbingly evil voices, but it started working on them. Like a year of using risperdal I went to college to take an entrance exam and this chinese person is the teacher and hes explaining the test to me, and the voices are talking over him, raging "CHINK CHINK CHINK" couldn't even hear what the dude was saying. Really bothersome. 2 years now, there's just whispers compared to b4. Like after I came out the hospital 2 years ago, I was rather psychotic, pacing back and forth, I even bought a gun to blow my brains out. I wanted to do dmt again because its like the only decent amount of bliss I experienced in my life. I couldn't take a plane because sitting next to another person for 8 hours would be impossible for me. Went to best buy to buy a car phone charger, I hear all these racists voices in my head, but im like fuck it, im ask the black dude about car charges anyway, I ask, he asks me a question back and I completely freeze in terror. He walks away upset. A white woman helps me get the car charger. I just break my phone on the ground. So angry at myself for being so visibly uncontrollably racist. Now, I can look at a black person with like a 50/50 chance of wanting to stab myself in a brain. So its improvement over time.

Sick story, I hope you'll get better. Never heard someone with these symptoms talk about it in detail before. Pretty fucked up, I only experienced some mild version of paranoia/uncomfortableness when smoking weed sometimes but doubt that I am able to comprehend what you must feel like. What a shame that those are demon/bad energy voices, imagine you could hear thoughtful and smart shit from Einstein, Teslar, and some happy buddistic leaders instead

Wow, that's rough woodbrave. I've gotta echo fisheye's comment, it's rare I hear someone describe their mental illness and struggles that openly and with detail.

On November 25 2014 09:45 MyAnacondaDont wrote: Show nested quote + On November 23 2014 14:39 Gnarly wrote:   On November 23 2014 06:52 MyAnacondaDont wrote:   On November 22 2014 18:08 Gnarly wrote:   On November 22 2014 14:40 MyAnacondaDont wrote: So what if he had sex with a transexual. Don't act like you don't jerk it to elf, alien, monster pornos. #yif4life is that even a thing? yif4life? Yes. google doesnt think so https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=yif4life

sorry, it was two f's.

young incredibly fuckable furry

On November 26 2014 09:43 FiSheYe wrote: Sick story, I hope you'll get better. Never heard someone with these symptoms talk about it in detail before. Pretty fucked up, I only experienced some mild version of paranoia/uncomfortableness when smoking weed sometimes but doubt that I am able to comprehend what you must feel like.

Same, actually its why im a bit scared to smoke weed these days. Not sure if its just harmless paranoia or could lead to some serious shit

Btw its kind of sick since its incomprehensible for us to know what you live through each day, you probably have suicide thoughts although you're probably a stronger person than anyone on this forum

wow goes from michael phelps fucking a tranny and getting publicly outed for it to a guy describing his mental illness in detail...

<3 LP.

btw if you aren't a troll I hope you start feeling better somehow...I know some ppl with mental illness and it gets real bad all the time with no breaks and hope of recovery ;(

>inb4 k204 weed cures schizophrenia

>insert some random scientific study

On November 27 2014 08:15 Spitfiree wrote: Show nested quote + On November 26 2014 09:43 FiSheYe wrote: Sick story, I hope you'll get better. Never heard someone with these symptoms talk about it in detail before. Pretty fucked up, I only experienced some mild version of paranoia/uncomfortableness when smoking weed sometimes but doubt that I am able to comprehend what you must feel like. Same, actually its why im a bit scared to smoke weed these days. Not sure if its just harmless paranoia or could lead to some serious shit Btw its kind of sick since its incomprehensible for us to know what you live through each day, you probably have suicide thoughts although you're probably a stronger person than anyone on this forum

depression and schizophrenia would make me strong if dropping a concrete block on my head would turn me into a super saiyan, but that's a delusional belief, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger? Dimentia, amputation, blindness, something like 30% of schizophrenics end up suiciding. I am the weakest person on this forum, I assure you, my strength being a fractional amount of the next weakest person. I live as a human pet waiting for my family to euthanize me.

Nope you re wrong and you don't grasp the essence of it cause you are in a tunnel vision. The very fact that you are able to live with that and you are able to still be adequate and actually tell your story in a intelligent way proves my claim ( yeah you want to legally kill yourself - doesn't mean you re not living with the things you re living and it seems its been a pretty long time already ) . Depression however is a bitch and i understand why you wouldn't be able to agree with me. I'm not talking about physical strength anyways, mental strength s something much more valuable.

I'd also say that killing yourself won't do no good and it may sound extremely hypocritical by me to say this, since I have no idea what shit you have to go through every single day, however the moment you kill yourself is the moment where you literally wont experience anything, yes the bad will be gone but so will the good. I'm sure you've gone with this conversation a thousand times in your head. As long your brain is functioning adequately and you are able to use it in a good way suicide is just stupid imo.

I'd only understand people that would kill themselves in a late stage of cancer or dimentia or similiar diseases, but thats up to the point where a person only suffers, doesn't remember who he is and ends up literally living in his shit until death. My point is, as long as you re healthy enough to contribute to society there is still something to hold on to and its not too late.

On November 27 2014 15:28 YoMeR wrote: wow goes from michael phelps fucking a tranny and getting publicly outed for it to a guy describing his mental illness in detail... <3 LP. btw if you aren't a troll I hope you start feeling better somehow...I know some ppl with mental illness and it gets real bad all the time with no breaks and hope of recovery ;(

guys...don't feed the troll (at least i'm pretty sure he still is mostly)

on a somewhat related noted, I have been diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia and have been doing fine. no medication for almost 2 years. i can relate to others in the sense that i do have paranoia/anxiety while smoking weed. i still do occasionally but maybe only 1-2 times a month max.

let shit get realer! lol

On November 27 2014 19:24 Baalim wrote:

Is this ice cube or forest whitaker?

That's Will Smith, you racist fuck.

prety sure its martin lawrence and this is from bad boys 2 too

thats barrack obama.

source: im black

On December 02 2014 10:44 QuirkyEric wrote: thats barrack obama. source: im black

Come on man. There are no black people in Slovakia

thats lebron james

On November 29 2014 21:00 MyAnacondaDont wrote: Show nested quote + On November 27 2014 08:15 Spitfiree wrote:   On November 26 2014 09:43 FiSheYe wrote: Sick story, I hope you'll get better. Never heard someone with these symptoms talk about it in detail before. Pretty fucked up, I only experienced some mild version of paranoia/uncomfortableness when smoking weed sometimes but doubt that I am able to comprehend what you must feel like. Same, actually its why im a bit scared to smoke weed these days. Not sure if its just harmless paranoia or could lead to some serious shit Btw its kind of sick since its incomprehensible for us to know what you live through each day, you probably have suicide thoughts although you're probably a stronger person than anyone on this forum depression and schizophrenia would make me strong if dropping a concrete block on my head would turn me into a super saiyan, but that's a delusional belief, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger? Dimentia, amputation, blindness, something like 30% of schizophrenics end up suiciding. I am the weakest person on this forum, I assure you, my strength being a fractional amount of the next weakest person. I live as a human pet waiting for my family to euthanize me.

pics

removed gross picture links

I haven't spoken of my most schizophrenic horror experiences. That year before I went into a mental hospital was the hardest year of my life.
Those 2 people in the pictures, they are heroes. I remember being in las vegas, my brother final tabled the wsop main event and I had a piece so I no longer had money problems for my transgender operations. This will sound petty, I was getting fat and hated the gym, I couldn't maintain a skinny frame, so essentially I was no even close to passing as a female. All I ever wanted to be was pass as a female and give lapdances to pooruser at the rhino, and have him not know Im a dude. That would make me laugh forever. The boob job doctor said I had to be on hormones for a year before I could get a boob job. Anyway I felt hideous and I couldn't be a sexy tranny so fuck it, im not going to be a hideous creature tranny. Bottom surgery is some scary ass shit on top of it. Anyway, thats not that bad. I was a professional poker, played like 50,000 tournaments, 50% roi. Taught my younger brother everything I knew, hes better than me now by a lot. Hes a cash game player and has very little understanding about ICM, as a tournament player ICM is critical knowledge to making greater profit. So he hired a coach, Jason Somervile, a gay canadian poker player. I'm hearing voices to suck Jason's dick, and my brothers dick. And fuck Jason's partner. So its a bit uncomfortable to be around them. But its my duty as an older brother to coach my younger brother on how to play final tables in the biggest tournament of both our lives. So I get on the plane, I instantly spot a young girl with her mother, I praying Im not going to have to sit near these two. Fortune had it, Im sitting right infront of them. "Hey little girl want to see my penis?" I just fucking sit down. Something vile and disgusting and pedophilic was said, I dont remember the exact words, but the moment they were spoke in my mind, the mother kicked my chair. I was under the impression that People could on a subconscious level hear my thoughts. And sometimes would react to my thoughts with unintentional physical movement. I felt people were tallking to me with their movement based on the shit I was hearing in my head. Once the mother kicked my chair, I couldn't stay on the plane. I deboarded, they asked me why am I getting off. Sam Harris wrote a book about lies, and my younger brother says you should never lie. What do you guys think? I told the stewardess I'm afraid to fly. And the airplane people laughed at me, including the pilot. Some weirdd shit happened, I made up my mind to get a gun, go into the desert and blow my brains out.. I didn't have my own car, and I was a little afraid to ask the taxi driver to take me to a gun store. Cause who da fck goes to a gunstore straight from the airport? I'm barely able to live in our las vegas house, homicidal, rapist, its really awkward when there is a knife on the table and someone else is in the kitchen with me. I pretend that knife is not there and I dont see it. The taxi driver said he was going to report me, so I got out. I couldn't make it through a hotel line to get a room, so I called my dad to pick me up. I told my brother that I couldn't come because I couldn't control myself sexually around Jason Somerville. Anyway so my bro is learning poker for months and he wants to play some ept tournaments and hes free rolling me and giving me 25% equity along with a plane flight. So we go to barcelona, spain for a 8k tournament main event. Many months later, I couldn't live in a house or hotel with other people in it so I stayed in my car, driving on highways for about a month. Couldn't sleep at truck stops because of the murder rape voices. So I found places where no one was, to sleep and just drove up and down california for weeks. I passed by and stopped at a mental hospital but I didn't know what to say. And those places are really expensive anyway. So my time in Barcelona was worse than living on the road and sleeping in a car in isolated areas. None of you appreciate, how difficult it is, to jump from a great height to shatter your bones. There are no moments in life worse than the terror of death unless you are on fire I suppose? If you take the easy way out, there's no way you are going to be able to kill yourself violently because that is always more difficult than continuing. The dmt did something to my body, where my body would move on its own. Often my hand would turn into a gun and point at my head. Not even me doing it, just happening. As I registered for the Barcelona tournament, that happened, I was embarrassed and hoped no one saw that. I have never in my life cried in public. Never. Its not just voices, its my imagination has been hijacked by evil, always planting evil thoughts into my consciousness. I don't remember exactly what happened. But it went sort of like this. My hands were under the table, and it was looking like I was jerking off under the table. Im hearing voices telling me to suck the dudes dick to the left of me and to the right of me and when the guy on the left put his hand on his lap it was like an unconscious sexual invitation. In my imagination, cocks were getting shoved up every persons' ass at the table including the dealer. I forget the breaking point. I start going allin every hand. Not even looking at cards, and going allin. I ship 83o, we have like who knows over 100bb maybe 300bb I dont remember, I text my brother, tell him Im shipping every hand, that Ill pay him back the 8k and that I was sorry. Dude calls me with Kings. I got 83o. I win. LOL. It doesn't matter that I have double my chips because still Im fucking insane and money aint going to do shit for me. Im at the point I need to kill myself. So I keep going allin. I end up having a4s and get called by pocket 8s and I win. so I got 4x stack. I leave the table and dont come back. I'm having troube falling asleep in the same bed as my brother. We are sharing a hotel room. Constant rapist thoughts. Hes breathing really heavy so I think he hears my thoughts and knows hes in danger. I sleep on the street. Im hearing murdering voices towards the taxi driver as he takes me to the tournament the next day. The dude to my right compliments my chip stack. the voices say hes a chip fucker, that he will fuck you for money. I win nearly every pot I play, and get a shit load of chips and leave early again. I text my brother Im afraid Im going to rape you if we stay in the same room. He doesn't believe me at all and invites me to stay in the hotel room. I find a nice spot where no one walks to hide myself and sleep. Im at the featured table with 3 tables left. IIari Sahamies is at my table. Just every way he moves, he looks like hes killed people in the past. This was a long time ago, I dont remember it word for word. All I know it was scary. Day 1 I cried at my table, and I don't cry infront of other people. Ok so it gets too the point, where Im in the hotel, I cant go back into the room with my brother. Can't really get food or anything.. Because Ill be around people. So Im at the window, knowing I shud fucking jump. I want to fucking jump. I jump and all this ends. I dont know, I was there like 10 minutes and the maid started staring at me so I backed away. So I have a question for you guys. My bro gave me a 25% freeroll on a 8k tournament, but then I started shoving every hand and I texted him that Ill pay him back the 8k. He agreed. the 1% chance comes through and I quadruple up. My bro is saying I should get half 50%. I thought since I bought the tournament I should get 100%. Not that any of this matters really. He bought my plane and hotel and bought me in the tournament. Me shoving all in every hand, was out of my control. I couldn't stay at the table. But I couldn't do this to my bro, so I bought the tournament from him.

My main point of this story is mental illness does not have a limit. I think if there is a limit to mental illness, pretty much everyone kills themselves before they get close to the limit. You see this shit I was going through and I didn't have the balls to kill myself by jumping, what you think is going on in the two peoples lives in those pictures? I can't even imagine despite having been extremely mentally ill. Those people were on a different level of mental illness than me, to nail a nail with your skull and gouge out your own eyes.

I dont think NSFW is the correct term for those pics.. fuck.

On December 04 2014 12:03 MyAnacondaDont wrote: Often my hand would turn into a gun and point at my head.

your life is a Cronenberg movie, a mix of Videodrome, and Naked Lunch.

On December 02 2014 01:49 TimDawg wrote: guys...don't feed the troll (at least i'm pretty sure he still is mostly)

i dont know, i mean even if his intention is to troll i don't think a mentally stable person could post all the shit he does.

On December 04 2014 14:43 k4ir0s wrote: Show nested quote + On December 04 2014 12:03 MyAnacondaDont wrote: Often my hand would turn into a gun and point at my head. your life is a Cronenberg movie, a mix of Videodrome, and Naked Lunch.

I just watched Videodrome... trippy.


yeah I dont buy it.... transgender and squizo? come on...


talking about crazy.. what happened with BeastBG ?

On December 04 2014 15:13 bigredhoss wrote: Show nested quote + On December 02 2014 01:49 TimDawg wrote: guys...don't feed the troll (at least i'm pretty sure he still is mostly) i dont know, i mean even if his intention is to troll i don't think a mentally stable person could post all the shit he does.

Mentally unstable and troll...those two words fit in together perfectly lol

i dont think i can handle the internet anymore..

please do yourself a favor and do not click link. if mods could remove links plz?

Hey now, eye gunk is a totally natural thing for all of us.

&quot;...or my transgender operations. This will sound petty, I was getting fat and hated the gym, I couldn't maintain a skinny frame, so essentially I was no even close to passing as a female. All I ever wanted to be was pass as a female and give lapdances to PoorUser at the rhino, and have him not know Im a dude&quot;

---- Lmao

LOL