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Mariuslol   Norway. Mar 05 2014 21:15. Posts 4742 | | |
Haven't done one of these in a long time, remember someone posted something similar on a blog, or was it in a thread a while back, pretty fun. (At least if it's 03:00am).
http://www.testyourpoker.com/poker/index.php
Bottom left, after you're done, click there to avoid the spam, then the score comes up top. I know it's kinda silly test, but it's for the lulz (+ I always dreamed about beating longple at something!!!)
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r0mx0   Slovakia. Mar 05 2014 22:51. Posts 1580 | | |
122 never had so many sets in my life , i wasn't paying attention to their names at first, thats becasue only 122. |
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MezmerizePLZ   United States. Mar 05 2014 22:58. Posts 2598 | | |
kept trying to bluff the pros, but apparently being a pro in this thing means u always have the nuts lol
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Trav94   Canada. Mar 05 2014 23:04. Posts 1785 | | |
123, kept trying to bluff the pros as well. Didnt notice at first the names either. |
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K40Cheddar   United States. Mar 05 2014 23:18. Posts 2202 | | |
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k4ir0s   Canada. Mar 06 2014 00:38. Posts 3476 | | |
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I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly | |
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handbanana21   United States. Mar 06 2014 01:47. Posts 3037 | | |
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MARSHALL28   United States. Mar 06 2014 03:36. Posts 1897 | | |
i played brilliant ... how could i only get 122? what clown made this game? lol |
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longple   Sweden. Mar 06 2014 05:10. Posts 4472 | | |
| On March 05 2014 20:15 Mariuslol wrote:
(+ I always dreamed about beating longple at something!!!)
I got 138 |
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HotChip   Iceland. Mar 06 2014 06:08. Posts 146 | | |
136...and $1326 to rub on my titties. |
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Twisted   Netherlands. Mar 06 2014 06:53. Posts 10422 | | |
155 lol
I folded a lot against amazing Allen. |
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waga   United Kingdom. Mar 06 2014 08:07. Posts 2375 | | |
120ish I wish I run that good with money.
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maryn   Poland. Mar 06 2014 09:18. Posts 1208 | | |
119 does it mean i suck ? |
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Mariuslol   Norway. Mar 06 2014 09:31. Posts 4742 | | |
| On March 06 2014 04:10 longple wrote:
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On March 05 2014 20:15 Mariuslol wrote:
(+ I always dreamed about beating longple at something!!!)
I got 138 |
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*Feints* |
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Nitewin   United States. Mar 06 2014 09:39. Posts 1539 | | |
115 but I'm a bit of a maniac. |
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punix   Germany. Mar 06 2014 10:36. Posts 406 | | |
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proofs that iam a lowstakes newb :D
did shove a lil too easy with AK against tough tiffanny
got owned twice by that AA :D
and at the 2nd round where everyone limps and you have 2 4 s in the btn i was not sure if they really wanna me raise them all big times now. but obviously you get calls and flop is not good for us :D
are there more of those? pretty awesome shizzle :D |
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hiems   United States. Mar 06 2014 10:48. Posts 2979 | | |
123. I'm playing like <100 irl though |
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I beat Loco!!! [img]https://i.imgur.com/wkwWj2d.png[/img] | |
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The72o   Zimbabwe. Mar 06 2014 10:56. Posts 6112 | | |
Your PokerIQScore™ is 135
Considering I'm broke, this test suck ass ;-] |
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A Hard Way to Make an Easy Living | Last edit: 06/03/2014 11:30 |
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Floofy   Canada. Mar 06 2014 11:04. Posts 8708 | | |
140.
Made a few mistakes, such as going all in with QQ against Amazing Allen, or checking to a donkey holding an obvious Top pair, but apparently in this game donkeys doesnt bet with top pairs. |
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devon06atX   Canada. Mar 06 2014 11:46. Posts 5458 | | |
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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Mar 06 2014 11:53. Posts 8648 | | |
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amazing allen more like amazing cardrack |
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thewh00sel   United States. Mar 06 2014 12:10. Posts 2734 | | |
130, shouldve folded to pro peter! |
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HaiVan   Bulgaria. Mar 06 2014 13:06. Posts 2083 | | |
128 meh, could be worse i guess. |
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Daut   United States. Mar 06 2014 13:33. Posts 8955 | | |
played around with it a bit to try and maximize my money. ended with 2177 but only 128 iq but i had 134 iq when i played it normally the first time. so clearly the software wants you to not win the maximum and is programmed for you to do certain things. |
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NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut | Last edit: 06/03/2014 13:34 |
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NewbSaibot   United States. Mar 06 2014 14:51. Posts 4943 | | |
116, stupidly called 5-bet with AKo vs tough tiffany after she 3bet Amazing Allen. |
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Mariuslol   Norway. Mar 06 2014 15:24. Posts 4742 | | |
Think it ended on $1500 for me
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TimDawg   United States. Mar 06 2014 15:57. Posts 10197 | | |
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def 4bet bluffed Amazing Allen, flopped a pair, then turned it into a bluff on the turn when flush got there....like a BOSS |
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k4ir0s   Canada. Mar 06 2014 16:01. Posts 3476 | | |
| On March 06 2014 04:10 longple wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2014 20:15 Mariuslol wrote:
(+ I always dreamed about beating longple at something!!!)
I got 138 |
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I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly | |
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cariadon   Estonia. Mar 06 2014 16:18. Posts 4019 | | |
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I got stacked by the pro. Went broke with all pocket pairs 6max player i was. Fucking fullring nits =) |
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NewbSaibot   United States. Mar 06 2014 18:01. Posts 4943 | | |
So I decided to rematch as a station just to see what everyone had. Test is a sham, nobody played anything like their names suggest. Calling Cassie was not a station, Maniac Mark ONLY raised good hands (wtf lol?), Loose Larry limped good hands, Tough Tiffany always had a good hand, etc. Everyone always had TP, a good pocket pair, or the nuts. Nothing tricky about any of them. Only saw 1 bluff, in a limped pot HU Unknown Ulf bet $5 on the river with king high. Pro Peter called off 100BB's pre with 88 for some reason. And Weak Wendy checked back every turn+riv with TPTK/OESFD etc. Tricky Tim going for thin value on the river betting 2nd pair several time. And the one time Wendy raised from EP she had A6s. Bold bill made an inexplicable call for all his chips with KJo on a 78Ar flop.
Score calling every single hand = 98
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HotChip   Iceland. Mar 06 2014 18:54. Posts 146 | | |
Mark 5b shoved JTs in sb vs me in ep fwiw |
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NewbSaibot   United States. Mar 06 2014 20:18. Posts 4943 | | |
lol so I pretended I was playing 2/5 open raising to $15, 3betting to $45, iso'ing limpers to $25+. I finished up $1200 and scored 97. I'll repeat with normal bet-sizing, making a very honest attempt to play real despite what I remember about the hands (which isnt much really)
edit: woot! 117, movin up! |
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TalentedTom   Canada. Mar 06 2014 21:18. Posts 20070 | | |
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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Mar 07 2014 00:51. Posts 8648 | | |
i tried open-shoving every time the action was on me and got this error message after i finished:
"In order for us to analyze your game and give you the best advice, we require that players take the test seriously.
Our analyzer was not able to give you a score, because of the unusual strategy you used.
Work on improving your game and come back and try our test again. If you believe you reached this message in error,
please contact us. Error code: 25"
lame, give me my score gd it |
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Mariuslol   Norway. Mar 07 2014 04:05. Posts 4742 | | |
Aaaahhhh!!
Squished dishwasher soap on my frying pan instead of the olive oil =[ |
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Mariuslol   Norway. Mar 07 2014 04:09. Posts 4742 | | |
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Mariuslol   Norway. Mar 07 2014 04:11. Posts 4742 | | |
I put it on, here and there, it just puts me in a good mood. My favorite part:
"This is great, so you know, feeling confident, doing my thing, and lo and behold, full house, fantastic hand!". |
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I got too $4762 but Your PokerIQScore™ is 91
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TalentedTom   Canada. Mar 07 2014 09:20. Posts 20070 | | |
preety sure if isildur1 took this test he would get under 100 |
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Mortensen8   Chad. Mar 07 2014 13:32. Posts 1841 | | |
136 but accidentally cold called AQo vs utg, utg+1 3b ... just played tight full ring style should work. |
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SpasticInk   Sweden. Mar 07 2014 16:10. Posts 6298 | | |
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remember this game from a couple years back at least? |
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NewbSaibot   United States. Mar 07 2014 17:28. Posts 4943 | | |
So apparently you're supposed play like a limpy little douche. The only hands I ever raised were JJ+/AQ+, and I never 3bet anything. Never semi-bluff, always just call down any draw.
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K40Cheddar   United States. Mar 07 2014 19:27. Posts 2202 | | |
I got 145 pretty much just playing nit ring and leading out whenever you got good equity on the flop. I don't know if some of that play really works that well in every situation though. |
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Rapoza   Brasil. Mar 09 2014 20:58. Posts 1612 | | |
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Pouncer Style 4 the win | Last edit: 09/03/2014 21:18 |
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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Mar 09 2014 21:47. Posts 8648 | | |
Your PokerIQScore™ is 49
i minbet/minraised everytime the option was on me (except when they raised allin then i just called) |
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asdf2000   United States. Mar 09 2014 22:43. Posts 7690 | | |
148 I haven't played poker in years but the plays mostly seemed obvious given their names |
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Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right. | |
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Joeingram1   United States. Mar 15 2014 08:33. Posts 943 | | |
this is way better than playing rush poker
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vasoline73   United States. Mar 16 2014 22:05. Posts 808 | | |
128 not bad for not playing in forever... wish people had these names IRL though |
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redrain0125   Canada. Mar 17 2014 19:27. Posts 5455 | | |
| On March 16 2014 21:05 vasoline73 wrote:
128 not bad for not playing in forever... wish people had these names IRL though |
too bad the score doesnt mean anything |
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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Mar 17 2014 22:01. Posts 8648 | | |
idk 49 sounds about right for me |
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Venrae   United States. Mar 28 2014 23:21. Posts 1545 | | |
| On March 06 2014 03:56 EvilSky wrote:
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Learn to appreciate the value of the dollar. The rest is easy. (Hurricane @ TL) | |
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gawdawaful   Canada. Mar 29 2014 17:18. Posts 9012 | | |
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Im only good at poker when I run good | |
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fira   United States. Mar 29 2014 17:31. Posts 6345 | | |
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most fun poker test i've ever taken |
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mnj   United States. Mar 29 2014 18:06. Posts 3848 | | |
| On March 09 2014 20:47 bigredhoss wrote:
Your PokerIQScore™ is 49
i minbet/minraised everytime the option was on me (except when they raised allin then i just called) |
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fira   United States. Mar 30 2014 01:48. Posts 6345 | | |
ck/called every hand and got 93 |
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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Apr 03 2014 03:58. Posts 8648 | | |
| On March 29 2014 16:18 gawdawaful wrote:
47, yayuh |
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Baalim   Mexico. Apr 03 2014 04:47. Posts 34250 | | |
125 lulz, I realized they had names after the test duh.
with the QQ as soon as i got 3 bet I was 100% certain this was a little trick to see if you can dodge them bullets... shoved anyway cuz fuck nits
These tests are useless for anyone with an idea of how to play poker, It only separates total fish from competente people. |
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Eluflop   Estonia. Apr 03 2014 05:01. Posts 3835 | | |
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chris   United States. Apr 25 2014 23:54. Posts 5503 | | |
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