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Floofy   Canada. Sep 21 2013 23:58. Posts 8708
So after my fail of last time cuz i couldn't cum, i decided to "fix this problem". I went hardcore on cardio, took my "five gs" herbs again, started a multivitamin, and cut back on jerking off.

The first thing which happened is i meet a girl, i think on monday. So i had sex with her, and surprisingly, i lasted only 20 min and i was hard the whole time. The problem is this girl really isn't good looking at all, and she seemed to want a relationship, so i asked her to only be fuckfriends and she agreed. Made it clear i got no interest for more and she was fine with it.

but then, on wesnday, i actually meet 3 girls in the same day.

The first girl, lets call her sarah, we took a nice walk, went to a park and talked. She seemed interested in me and very insecure. Then we went like, next to water, and i kissed her there. then at about 5 pm i left, and she kept asking things like "will u see me again". This girl is actually decent looking, a guy even told her "nice tan" while we were walking.

Then i went to meet another girl.... but this time it was a movie date but... WITH HER FRIENDS. i really didn't like this date setting but i didn't really have a choice so i just accepted. I supose it went ok, i made some jokes and stuff, but i didn't have the balls to try moves on her because she didn't seem too open and her friends were there... But this one i thought she was pretty good looking.

Then at the end of the night i went to see my FF, and had sex again. Again, lasted like 20 min.

and now finally, today, i meet sarah again. We walked a lot outside, did some running. went to the park. then we cooked together. finally, we watched a movie. At first, she seemed very hesitant to have sex, it was kind of difficult because whenever i tryed to kiss her, she would do some kissing but didn't went to really make out (she wasn't stupid, she figured out what i was trying to do), but after some effort she eventually gave in... but now i had the opposite problem from last time!!! I made sure not to jerk off for a few days, and she turned me on for like an hour before the sex... and her pussy was like real tight... so i came like REAL fast, maybe not even in 5 min. Then after the sex she again asked "will u see me again". lol.

So now, does this mean i need to stop seeing my FF? i guess so... I'm planning to just keep seeing sarah.
Also i think i might stop my herbs, lasting less than 5 minutes isn't too cool lol

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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 22/09/2013 00:01

devon06atX   Canada. Sep 22 2013 00:27. Posts 5458

Why do you even have sex with girls you aren't even attracted to? Get more notches in your belt or something?


MiPwnYa    Brasil. Sep 22 2013 01:02. Posts 5230

Thank you


Gnarly   United States. Sep 22 2013 01:04. Posts 1723


  i really didn't like this date setting but i didn't really have a choice so i just accepted.



>being this berry-picker

>5 minutes

Do kegels. If you can't immediately stop your stream of piss in the time of need, say, like a dog or person chasing your ass, then you don't have a strong enough dick to not do kegels.

Btw, it's either fuck buddy of fwb, not fuck friend. You live in America, ffs. (Canada is just a figment of your imagination. Our FBI has jurisdiction in your country, deal with it.)

Diversify or fossilize! 

Floofy   Canada. Sep 22 2013 01:10. Posts 8708


  On September 21 2013 23:27 devon06atX wrote:
Why do you even have sex with girls you aren't even attracted to? Get more notches in your belt or something?



No... its just because, idk, if i have no sex with a girl for prolonged time i start feeling kind of sad. This girl is kinda ugly but i must have some attraction to her because it does get up you know...

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Gnarly   United States. Sep 22 2013 01:15. Posts 1723

Pheromones, perhaps.

Diversify or fossilize! 

Skoal   Canada. Sep 22 2013 01:18. Posts 460

inb4 aids


Gnarly   United States. Sep 22 2013 01:26. Posts 1723

inb4 muh child support

Diversify or fossilize! 

leos147   Iceland. Sep 22 2013 01:42. Posts 171

Sarah sounds awesome, why is the "FF" even a FF, raise the bar bro. Don't fuck girls that you don't find attractive...


careface_   Canada. Sep 22 2013 02:05. Posts 788

Online dating to hook up with so many people in such short time?


Floofy   Canada. Sep 22 2013 02:08. Posts 8708


  On September 22 2013 00:26 Gnarly wrote:
inb4 muh child support



this is actually much more scary than aids because its way more likely.

How many people u know got aids? for me none, i never knew any. But how many people u know got unwanted pregnancy? eww

but yea tbh i think ill try to stick to this sarah girl... multiplying partners is best way to get stds...

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Floofy   Canada. Sep 22 2013 02:10. Posts 8708


  On September 22 2013 01:05 careface_ wrote:
Online dating to hook up with so many people in such short time?



since i left my gf in may, i think i fucked 6 different girls... its not that much. Also 2 girls i just kissed.

but i'm def considering flirting IRL at some point... shuld be better than internet dating if i can get the hang of it. i think if i can get the hang of getting phone numbers, the rest should be easy for me.

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 22/09/2013 02:14

redrain0125   Canada. Sep 22 2013 03:09. Posts 5455

im very curious what your standard of attractive is


Loco   Canada. Sep 22 2013 06:55. Posts 20963


  On September 22 2013 01:08 Floofy wrote:
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this is actually much more scary than aids because its way more likely.

How many people u know got aids? for me none, i never knew any. But how many people u know got unwanted pregnancy? eww

but yea tbh i think ill try to stick to this sarah girl... multiplying partners is best way to get stds...


So you're dating a bunch of ppl online and not using condoms? Wat?

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Loco   Canada. Sep 22 2013 06:57. Posts 20963


  On September 22 2013 02:09 redrain0125 wrote:
im very curious what your standard of attractive is



You can look up his ex-girlfriend in the previous blog entry. Obviously he found her attractive since he was in a serious relationship with her.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 22/09/2013 12:10

dogmeat   Czech Republic. Sep 22 2013 07:14. Posts 6374

lol @ not using condoms

ban baal 

Achoo   Canada. Sep 22 2013 08:02. Posts 1454

Don't pay attention tot he haters ... They can't get pussy so that's why they hide behind the virtue bullshit argument ... while they're frustrated, you meanwhile, enjoy life my friend and one of its hedonistic aspect. On the other hand, USE CONDOMS YOU FUCKING TARD !! ARE YOU CRAZY ??! If they fuck so easily with you you should have understand by now you're no special. They probably fuck tons of guys and take risks, protect yourself dumbfuck !

Odds are exactly 50%: it either happens or not 

ReDDcaFFe   Bulgaria. Sep 22 2013 09:54. Posts 1172

I cant wait to take their money 

CrownRoyal   United States. Sep 22 2013 12:13. Posts 11385

most people dont usually have sex for more than 10-15 minutes.

welcome to reality where u have to be able to control yourself to not be a 2 pump chump

WHAT IS THIS 

Floofy   Canada. Sep 22 2013 12:22. Posts 8708


  On September 22 2013 05:55 Loco wrote:
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So you're dating a bunch of ppl online and not using condoms? Wat?



i didn't say i'm never using condoms. but guess what, u can get stds even with condoms. For example, herpes can still be transmitted, so can HPV. Essentially if i started sleeping a different girl every weeks i would probably end up with an std, protection or not. hence why i want to stop sleeping with different girls i want to stick with one and sarah sounds fine.

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 22/09/2013 12:33

ktp   United States. Sep 22 2013 12:34. Posts 48

Floofy are you trolling?

Take this personality test for me please I would like to know if you are trolling:

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp


devon06atX   Canada. Sep 22 2013 14:08. Posts 5458


  On September 22 2013 11:22 Floofy wrote:
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i didn't say i'm never using condoms. but guess what, u can get stds even with condoms. For example, herpes can still be transmitted, so can HPV. Essentially if i started sleeping a different girl every weeks i would probably end up with an std, protection or not. hence why i want to stop sleeping with different girls i want to stick with one and sarah sounds fine.

You can still get decapitated by a helicopter while wearing a condom. Fact.


Floofy   Canada. Sep 22 2013 14:30. Posts 8708


  On September 22 2013 13:08 devon06atX wrote:
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You can still get decapitated by a helicopter while wearing a condom. Fact.



I think you guys actually don't really understand STDS odds.

http://www.stdriskcalculator.com/index.php/calculator

If you kiss a random 25 year old girl, and have protected sex with her, you still got 5% chance to catch an stds. So i don,t think i need to explain to you poker players that if you fuck a different girl every weeks you will catch an STD.

But the thing ur super likely to catch is HPV... which is why A LOT of people actually got that STD.

Don't get me wrong, condom helps a lot, but it does not protect very well against HPV.

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

ktp   United States. Sep 22 2013 14:40. Posts 48

Yep thats exactly how math works, all those 5% keep adding up so if you have sex with 20 people you are guaranteed an STD. You don't need to explain that to us poker players!


Floofy   Canada. Sep 22 2013 14:41. Posts 8708


  On September 22 2013 13:40 ktp wrote:
Yep thats exactly how math works, all those 5% keep adding up so if you have sex with 20 people you are guaranteed an STD. You don't need to explain that to us poker players!



because having sex every weeks = 20 partners? there are guys who get over 100 partners.

ANyways we aren't gonna discuss STDs for 40 pages lol

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 22/09/2013 14:43

Skoal   Canada. Sep 22 2013 15:38. Posts 460

high risk to get hpv anyways so may as well screw the condom, once u catch one may as well catch em' all!


Gnarly   United States. Sep 22 2013 16:46. Posts 1723


  On September 22 2013 13:41 Floofy wrote:
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because having sex every weeks = 20 partners? there are guys who get over 100 partners.

ANyways we aren't gonna discuss STDs for 40 pages lol


And there are guys who've had over 1k partners. Then, you have guys with over 10k. I'm one of them. :DD

Diversify or fossilize! 

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Sep 22 2013 17:01. Posts 9634


  On September 22 2013 00:02 MiPwnYa wrote:
Thank you


Floofy   Canada. Sep 22 2013 17:21. Posts 8708


  On September 22 2013 15:46 Gnarly wrote:
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And there are guys who've had over 1k partners. Then, you have guys with over 10k. I'm one of them. :DD



10K? i don't believe you

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Gnarly   United States. Sep 22 2013 17:22. Posts 1723


  On September 22 2013 16:21 Floofy wrote:
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10K? i don't believe you



:DDD

Diversify or fossilize! 

patmcgroin   Afghanistan. Sep 22 2013 19:34. Posts 830

Bang more of dem hoes floofster! :D


bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Sep 22 2013 19:45. Posts 8648


  On September 22 2013 16:21 Floofy wrote:
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10K? i don't believe you



in wilt chamberlain's second autobiography he claimed to have slept with nearly 20k women

Truck-Crash Life 

ggplz   Sweden. Sep 22 2013 20:40. Posts 16784

"std odds" LMAO

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

MiPwnYa    Brasil. Sep 22 2013 23:21. Posts 5230

pics of Sarah please mate?
best of luck


Funktion   Australia. Sep 23 2013 10:38. Posts 1638


  On September 21 2013 22:58 Floofy wrote:
The first girl, lets call her sarah


Actual name? Sarah.


nlloser60   . Sep 23 2013 20:22. Posts 304

no pics yet? This thread sucks ;p


MARSHALL28   United States. Sep 25 2013 00:59. Posts 1897

i could never use online dating sites. i prescribe to the belief that any girl worth keeping is getting hit on way too often to bother taking the time to set up an account online to meet guys. i know a lot of ppl will say "oh ya but i know this rly hot girl and she has an online profile" ... but rly, those chicks only have accounts cuz they like the validation they get from having hundreds (or even thousands lol) of dudes send them messages and try to talk to them. it makes them feel good about themselves.

u may feel sad if u dont have sex at all but if u constantly have sex with unattractive girls that will lower your self esteem and make you sad too. its kind of a difficult thing to balance cuz during dry spells u either have to lower your standards and choose to have sex with unattractive girls from time to time or wait it out until u find the next hot one which u dont know how long that could be.

and i dont rly think the sex actually matters. i mean, if u bust in like 1 or 2 minutes yeah you should probably try to do another round but i think theres a statistic that says 70% of all males dont tend to last longer than 3-4 minutes. i dunno if that's exactly accurate cuz i dont recall where i read it, i just remember the % being significantly large and the number of minutes being few.

for most girls, the less u show her that u care about her the more shes gonna try to make sure u r pleased with her being around.


Floofy   Canada. Sep 25 2013 21:11. Posts 8708


  On September 24 2013 23:59 MARSHALL28 wrote:
i could never use online dating sites. i prescribe to the belief that any girl worth keeping is getting hit on way too often to bother taking the time to set up an account online to meet guys. i know a lot of ppl will say "oh ya but i know this rly hot girl and she has an online profile" ... but rly, those chicks only have accounts cuz they like the validation they get from having hundreds (or even thousands lol) of dudes send them messages and try to talk to them. it makes them feel good about themselves.

u may feel sad if u dont have sex at all but if u constantly have sex with unattractive girls that will lower your self esteem and make you sad too. its kind of a difficult thing to balance cuz during dry spells u either have to lower your standards and choose to have sex with unattractive girls from time to time or wait it out until u find the next hot one which u dont know how long that could be.

and i dont rly think the sex actually matters. i mean, if u bust in like 1 or 2 minutes yeah you should probably try to do another round but i think theres a statistic that says 70% of all males dont tend to last longer than 3-4 minutes. i dunno if that's exactly accurate cuz i dont recall where i read it, i just remember the % being significantly large and the number of minutes being few.

for most girls, the less u show her that u care about her the more shes gonna try to make sure u r pleased with her being around.



From experience, your 100% right that caring at all about the girl will make her reject you.

But only way i found to stop being needy is be an asshole that dates many of them at the same time...

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 25/09/2013 21:13

k4ir0s   Canada. Sep 25 2013 22:09. Posts 3476

you're sure putting in alot of effort for 3 minutes of pleasure.

I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly 

MARSHALL28   United States. Sep 26 2013 04:08. Posts 1897

well i can explain to u my mindset to not be needy....

being an asshole doesnt mean i treat them like shit it just means i focus on my needs first and hers second. if shes bothering me while im doing something important i tell her to fuck off. if shes trying to manipulate me into doing something for her i laugh at her then walk away. if she shows up unexpectedly i slam the door in her face. u really have to treat them like they are a dog u r trying to discipline if u want to have a healthy relationship.

if u give any of them an inch they will try to take a mile so to curb that u have to be an asshole.. all it means is i never let them get what they want when they want it. ill surprise them every once in a while, its sporadic but i make sure to do it when they dont expect it. its like u want to reward them for their good behavior and punish them for their bad behavior, but u wanna do it at your own pace. like every 3 times she does something nice for u, u do 1 thing nice for her. just make sure shes always putting in more effort into the relationship than u r and u will both be happy.

and also ... i dont think dating more than 1 girl at a time is being an asshole at all ... its called keeping your options open. be honest about it with them and they will understand. the thing is ... no girl wants a guy that no other girl wants...so they like it if u r dating more than one girl, it will make them try even harder to win u over and to beat out the other ones vying for their attention. just be completely honest about it and dont show any weakness or hide anything. itll work in your favor.

good luck!

 Last edit: 26/09/2013 04:11

 



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