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SakiSaki  Sweden. Mar 23 2009 14:01. Posts 9685 | | |
Ok, this is mainly for our sweet swedish members, but I was browsing around on the website of one of swedens biggest newspapers and I come across William Thorsons blog. For those of you who dont know him hes a swedish donkament player and a pokerstars pro. I always though he was pretty solid for no real reason but GOD. He has commented on the hand from high stakes poker where durrr does some epic soulowning and makes eastgate and barry fold the best hands.
A retard makes a hand analysis
This is the most retarded thing I have ever read. This is all in swedish but ill try to translate some of the gems from this "analysis"
"In general people play tighter live than online. Durr might play K2s in this spot online but he would never do it live"
"On the flop durrr isnt thinking at all and just tries to make everyone fold, once eastgate and barry calls he realizes that they have strong hands, but he doesnt realize how strong they are"
"the turn comes and durrr throws out a desperate bet of 105k and just hopes that they will both fold"
"I dont think there is more though behind the bet than that barry and eastgate are the weakest players on the table and he hopes they will fold something decent"
"Once he bet he realizes that it was terribe bet and that eastgate has a 2"
"durrr would never bet 105k on the turn with A2 or TT, he would bet smaller because he isnt scared of anything"
I could go on forever but I dont really feel like spreading this insult to durr more than I already have. Its fucking laughable that this guy even dares to comment a hand played by a player that is way way way way way better than this donkament fish will ever be. I really feel the urge to argue with this guy but its probably no use seeing as he is still on the 1st level.
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TimDawg United States. Mar 23 2009 14:04. Posts 10197 | | | |
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EvilSky Czech Republic. Mar 23 2009 14:07. Posts 8915 | | |
this guy will probably in the future write some entry like omg online poker is rigged or some other variable when the heater inevitably stops.
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barbieman Sweden. Mar 23 2009 14:11. Posts 2132 | | |
His swedish is really bad, it's so poorly written, couldn't read it. |
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Garfed Malta. Mar 23 2009 14:12. Posts 4818 | | |
I dont like Thorson anyway since he called Minieri an idiot on EPT San Remo FT last year for almost no reason.
This blog is funny, I asked my father ( who studied in Swedish ) to translate some of it and its god damn hilarious. |
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I heard William Thorson won 20 mill $ online... o_O |
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Shad United Kingdom. Mar 23 2009 14:42. Posts 866 | | |
The comments you translated are hilarious, maybe he's levelling to get action. |
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Balzamon Sweden. Mar 23 2009 14:44. Posts 2868 | | |
everytime im bored and want to laugh some i go to aftonbladers pokersection and read articles/bloggs, especially Lina delivers! |
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second that balzamon, linda is really amusing to read.
that bloggpost by thorsson is written really bad so i have to agree with barbieman too, how could you even get through that shit |
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MayZerG United Kingdom. Mar 23 2009 14:51. Posts 2123 | | |
If he thinks Tom Dwan plays bad, maybe he should accept the 50k challenge, rather than shit talk and not back it up.
fucking pussy. |
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| | On March 23 2009 13:51 MayZerG wrote:
If he thinks Tom Dwan plays bad, maybe he should accept the 50k challenge, rather than shit talk and not back it up.
fucking pussy. |
lol. true true |
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well he also says dwan is second best nl holdem player online so it's not just bashing. he is bashing peter eastgate a lot more.
bla bla... i think you should argue with him, please do. |
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Oskar_123 Sweden. Mar 23 2009 15:23. Posts 401 | | |
lol, this part is especially great
"Många spelare hade inte end foldat 2-4 där i Omaha, och där har man 4 kort."
translation: many players wouldnt even fold 2-4 in omaha in that spot, and there you have 4 cards.
its so unreal how he pretty much describes durrr as an idiot at the same time as he says he's one of the best players in the world. also pretty much saying that greenstein is a nit and that him and eastgate are playing scared money... |
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lebowski Greece. Mar 23 2009 16:40. Posts 9205 | | |
so he thinks Durr bet 100k and then went " o shit wtf am I doing?" ?
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I couldnt agree with you more! what a fish he is! |
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Zorglub Denmark. Mar 23 2009 17:24. Posts 2870 | | |
Thank god there are still people like him |
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Spitfiree Bulgaria. Mar 23 2009 17:29. Posts 9634 | | |
it was pretty obv durrrr had no clue in that hand and was just pushing his money up n down teh table ..... lol how did this guy win so much |
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chris United States. Mar 23 2009 18:18. Posts 5503 | | |
idk but dwans QT bluff looked really well thought out to me. i dont see how thorson thinks its just some random desperate bet when he took his time and obviously had the right reads, even sidebetting (and winning) about the hands with doyle. lol |
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(mainly because the rest were unkowns for me) he finished 16 or something. silly JJ vs KK call or whatever.
