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                            PplusAD   Germany. Jan 23 2009 18:04. Posts 7182 |    |  |  
                            so i learn all day for university and have no fun. 
just 30 minute ago it rings on teh door and my sister ( 18 years old) wants to come in) 
she is crying all over the place and i am like really alarmed 
oMG what the fuck has happend ? was there some violence ? 
I am in insta i gonna kill this guy mod 
 
I asked her what happend. 
She answers crying all the time -> i lost it all  .... i lost iit all 
 
and i am like :  OMFG she is totally drunk  ( she could hardly stand on her 2 feet i noticed and was talking like this 50 year old muslim ladies that cry after their child got bombed) 
 
Me : So what did u lose 
She : all the money 
Me : How did u lose it and how much 
she : I played poker and i lost it all    .... 3 minute break crying 
Me : omg how much did u lose ?   500€ ?  more ? 
She : I played the best tactics ever and i lost it all 
me : LOl u dont even know the rules of poker , how can u play teh best tatcis 
she : U did know if u were there !  I played so gooood 
Me : how can u even say that when u havent played poker before in your life 
She : I had never any cards only garbage and i played so good and lost it all 
Me : lol ure drunk liek shit ... ure talk doesnt make much sense 
She : I didnt want to play poker but then i got drunk and lost it all , all 
Me : okay so now after u say 500 tiems u lost it all , tell me how much u lost 
She : 2.50 
Me 2.50 what ?????    2,5 K   or 250 
She :  2.50 euro 
me : Lol what u lose 2.50euro and cry like shit that u lost it all 
She : its not about the money its about the principle that i lost it all even though i had no cards ! 
Me : breaks out in laughter 
She : wants to beat me up 
 
 
LOL  
 
haha  Alcohol4Life 
 
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                            Luckb0xx   Germany. Jan 23 2009 18:07. Posts 2069 |    |  |  | 
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                            2Vi3T_B0Y4   Canada. Jan 23 2009 18:08. Posts 927 |    |  |  | 
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                            Uptown   . Jan 23 2009 18:10. Posts 3557 |    |  |  
                            hey man you gotta be nice when pple lose a huge chunk of their roll.  |  
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                            anon   Lithuania. Jan 23 2009 18:10. Posts 5965 |    |  |  
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                            Technics   Bulgaria. Jan 23 2009 18:15. Posts 541 |    |  |  | 
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                            ReDDcaFFe   Bulgaria. Jan 23 2009 18:25. Posts 1172 |    |  |  
                            She lost her whole BR and you lough? 
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                            Kilay   Netherlands. Jan 23 2009 18:40. Posts 1960 |    |  |  
                            Your sis got her ass send to bustoville  |  
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                            whamm!   Albania. Jan 23 2009 18:40. Posts 11625 |    |  |  | 
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                            PplusAD   Germany. Jan 23 2009 18:46. Posts 7182 |    |  |  
                            LOl atm shes at the toilette puking real badly ^^ 
 
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                            looserSR   Slovakia. Jan 23 2009 18:48. Posts 95 |    |  |  
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                            k2o4   United States. Jan 23 2009 19:24. Posts 4803 |    |  |  
                            i have no idea what to say other than "wtf" 
 
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                            SirBlotto   Germany. Jan 23 2009 19:44. Posts 1270 |    |  |  
                            
 
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i have no idea what to say other than "wtf" 
 
I was totally expecting that she got on you stars account and jumped on a 5/10 table and lost your roll or something.  |  
 
  
 
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                            ShLiM   United Kingdom. Jan 23 2009 19:49. Posts 940 |    |  |  
                            well i was thinking of this "i lost it all" thing its like her virginity. LOL  
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