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PplusAD   Germany. Jan 23 2009 18:04. Posts 7182
so i learn all day for university and have no fun.
just 30 minute ago it rings on teh door and my sister ( 18 years old) wants to come in)
she is crying all over the place and i am like really alarmed
oMG what the fuck has happend ? was there some violence ?
I am in insta i gonna kill this guy mod

I asked her what happend.
She answers crying all the time -> i lost it all .... i lost iit all

and i am like : OMFG she is totally drunk ( she could hardly stand on her 2 feet i noticed and was talking like this 50 year old muslim ladies that cry after their child got bombed)

Me : So what did u lose
She : all the money
Me : How did u lose it and how much
she : I played poker and i lost it all .... 3 minute break crying
Me : omg how much did u lose ? 500€ ? more ?
She : I played the best tactics ever and i lost it all
me : LOl u dont even know the rules of poker , how can u play teh best tatcis
she : U did know if u were there ! I played so gooood
Me : how can u even say that when u havent played poker before in your life
She : I had never any cards only garbage and i played so good and lost it all
Me : lol ure drunk liek shit ... ure talk doesnt make much sense
She : I didnt want to play poker but then i got drunk and lost it all , all
Me : okay so now after u say 500 tiems u lost it all , tell me how much u lost
She : 2.50
Me 2.50 what ????? 2,5 K or 250
She : 2.50 euro
me : Lol what u lose 2.50euro and cry like shit that u lost it all
She : its not about the money its about the principle that i lost it all even though i had no cards !
Me : breaks out in laughter
She : wants to beat me up


LOL

haha Alcohol4Life

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U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)Last edit: 23/01/2009 18:06

Luckb0xx   Germany. Jan 23 2009 18:07. Posts 2069

seriös business

pfffffff... 

2Vi3T_B0Y4   Canada. Jan 23 2009 18:08. Posts 927

lol wtf!!!!!


Uptown   . Jan 23 2009 18:10. Posts 3557

hey man you gotta be nice when pple lose a huge chunk of their roll.

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anon   Lithuania. Jan 23 2009 18:10. Posts 5965

no comments
cant find the right words

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Luna_Bluffgood   Germany. Jan 23 2009 18:12. Posts 1220

keep them stories coming


terrybunny19240   United States. Jan 23 2009 18:12. Posts 13829

hahahaha what the fuck?


Technics   Bulgaria. Jan 23 2009 18:15. Posts 541

pics? XD

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ReDDcaFFe   Bulgaria. Jan 23 2009 18:25. Posts 1172

She lost her whole BR and you lough?
What a brother ...

I cant wait to take their money 

vegable   United States. Jan 23 2009 18:31. Posts 2453

pics :-)

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Kilay   Netherlands. Jan 23 2009 18:40. Posts 1960

Your sis got her ass send to bustoville


whamm!   Albania. Jan 23 2009 18:40. Posts 11625

ill stake her


PplusAD   Germany. Jan 23 2009 18:46. Posts 7182

LOl atm shes at the toilette puking real badly ^^

lol this is so funny

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)Last edit: 23/01/2009 18:47

Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Jan 23 2009 18:46. Posts 3943

hahahahaha...

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looserSR   Slovakia. Jan 23 2009 18:48. Posts 95

rooooofl great story


Shenny   Canada. Jan 23 2009 18:56. Posts 1514

proper br management imo


BroL1   . Jan 23 2009 19:22. Posts 1

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k2o4   United States. Jan 23 2009 19:24. Posts 4803

i have no idea what to say other than "wtf"

I was totally expecting that she got on you stars account and jumped on a 5/10 table and lost your roll or something.

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SirBlotto   Germany. Jan 23 2009 19:44. Posts 1270


  On January 23 2009 18:24 k2o4 wrote:
i have no idea what to say other than "wtf"

I was totally expecting that she got on you stars account and jumped on a 5/10 table and lost your roll or something.



same here


ShLiM   United Kingdom. Jan 23 2009 19:49. Posts 940

well i was thinking of this "i lost it all" thing its like her virginity. LOL
epic story keep em comin

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