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Stim_Abuser United States. Jul 19 2007 13:09. Posts 7499

so i rise and shine around 11:30 am. make my way to the bathroom to handle the hygiene when i here a knock at the door. im in basketball shorts at this time. i go into my room and grab a shirt. i go to open the door, but i got one problem. a raging morning stiffy. i hang the shirt over it and lift my leg up and place it against the wall and immediatly grab the thing to sign for it and pretend i lifted my leg to use as support to write on. he looks at me for about 2 seconds then turns around, probably trying not to laugh. i give it back to him and he heads out and im just sitting there thinking.

next time should i just say fuck it and not hide the beauty of the stiff one eyed gofer?

anyway, intresting start to the morning. i think imma start taking some shots. cheers.

1 votes

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Shabbzoy United Kingdom. Jul 19 2007 14:00. Posts 841

if you go nude he will feel equally awkward

nolan Ireland. Jul 19 2007 14:10. Posts 6205

dude you just tuck it up and use the band around the shorts to hold it against your stomach bonehead.

wow you've never dealt with boner control before?!?!

On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid

Sheitan Canada. Jul 19 2007 14:21. Posts 4217

Le Boner !!!

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt

Stim_Abuser United States. Jul 19 2007 14:22. Posts 7499

On July 19 2007 13:10 nolan wrote:
dude you just tuck it up and use the band around the shorts to hold it against your stomach bonehead.

wow you've never dealt with boner control before?!?!

of course ive tried that method. its basketball shorts, the boner just pushes them out and is still clearly visible.

+ juan on the naked idea.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

YoMeR United States. Jul 19 2007 15:11. Posts 12438

My boners are too beastly and stick out from underneath the shorts if i try any form of boner control.

eZ Life.

ggplz Sweden. Jul 19 2007 18:38. Posts 16784

its kind of counter intuitive

u dont cover it up, u take off all your clothes.. buys u at least 10 minutes to finish up

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

doctorstu Australia. Jul 19 2007 22:18. Posts 362

On July 19 2007 13:10 nolan wrote:
dude you just tuck it up and use the band around the shorts to hold it against your stomach bonehead.

wow you've never dealt with boner control before?!?!

*sniff* I thought I was the only one who did this constantly! YAAAAY

Myth: Yeah right, so you can hog all the 11 year olds for yourself? no way dude, Im not educating the fish.

tae-g United States. Jul 19 2007 23:32. Posts 1782

yeah dude thats an easy band tuck in that spot...so standard

Diagonals: oh hai guise wats goin on at this table