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Floofy   Canada. Dec 20 2016 05:44. Posts 8690
First thing first, i will give a small update on my life.

I work in IT and make good salary. Been working out. Recently broke up with my ex because sex was terrible and not improving.

So since the break up, ive been dating girls. Thing is, i now aim higher than before and so ive had a lot of fails.

Recently, i meet a girl i essentially consider almost perfect. Sex is omg amazing. Physically she's really nice for me (small tits but i don't care. Super slim. Nice face). Her personality is perfect. She laughs at everything i say. She does everything i say. She cooks great. She does massages. She smiles, etc.

Now your gonna ask what's the problem... well its simple. She's from burkina Faso and she's "visiting" here. She has to leave in 2 months. She's gonna try to extend it for 6 months.

So i guess this mostly leaves 2 options:

1) Keep enjoying my time with her for as long as she's there, and then find another girl.
2) Start talking about "mariage", which is only way i can think of which means she stays.

The problem with #2 is obvious. First of all its obviously possible she's doing this just to get out of her shit hole country. I don't really doubt she likes me at least a little (she could pick any guys here), but its obvious her country is horrible. Secondly, here in canada, if you do this marry thing, there is like a 12 months delay before she can come here, and then you are responsible for her for 3 years....

Quite obviously, i expect people on a poker forum to laugh at me of even considering #2. But its hard for me to totally forget it. I do feel like i love her and she loves me, and in my mind, worst case scenario is she quits me after 2 years and i gotta pay for her for 1 year, and i personally think she would most likely work anyways.

I guess if i just go with #1, i'm probably just gonna find another girl, but for some reasons i feel its really hard to find a combination of a girl where she looks great, does great sex, and has great personality, on the internets!


Edit: I guess there exist #3, which is hide her at my home, but this is illegal and i could go to jail... so yea.


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K40Cheddar   United States. Dec 20 2016 06:06. Posts 2191

Can't really offer any good advice but great post cool story gl!

GG 

handbanana21   United States. Dec 20 2016 06:41. Posts 3019

sorry cant give advice without pics


Baalim   Mexico. Dec 20 2016 06:43. Posts 32623

for how long have you been dating her?

isnt there any other way you can help her with about her visa without having to marry her?

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TimDawg    United States. Dec 20 2016 06:48. Posts 10185


  On December 20 2016 05:41 handbanana21 wrote:
sorry cant give advice without pics

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

FMLuser   Canada. Dec 20 2016 06:53. Posts 45

Isn't there a lot of different Visa options for her since she's here in the country? Can't she start studying at a school or I know depending on the province you live there are work options she could apply for where they are looking for specific type of work? I think its called Provincial Nomination program depends on your province she might have to go work in a remote area. Has she applied for a work permit? If she can get a job offer from somewhere that is willing to sponsor her and that meets a bunch of criteria she would be eligible. I would explore other options before you marry her.


spets1   Australia. Dec 20 2016 06:54. Posts 2116

There are many things to consider before you come to such an important decision

Does she play video games?







Can she reach the top shelf?




Is she a good sport?




Or does she read girly magazines



ignore you and stares at computer all day?




its tough mate, give it till after Xmas and see how it turns out



She may be the one and only


hola 

Floofy   Canada. Dec 20 2016 06:57. Posts 8690


  On December 20 2016 05:43 Baalim wrote:
for how long have you been dating her?

isnt there any other way you can help her with about her visa without having to marry her?



ive been chatting with her for 3 months.

we been dating for 3 weeks.
This week, i'm in vacantion and spending all week with her. So far its just amazing. I literally can't name a thing i dislike about her. Ok she didn't wanna swallow.

I don't know if there is any other option, i guess its partly the reason of this post....

Oh also here's a little back story as to why she's even here....
Her brother is like a really muscular black dude who has tons of success with girls. Many years ago, he seduced some quebec girl who visited his country, and they married. So now her brother is a quebec resident. Now, what she told me (dunno if true), is that after 5 years she left him, and now she wanna get back with him but he doesn't want to.

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Floofy   Canada. Dec 20 2016 07:01. Posts 8690


  On December 20 2016 05:53 FMLuser wrote:
Isn't there a lot of different Visa options for her since she's here in the country? Can't she start studying at a school or I know depending on the province you live there are work options she could apply for where they are looking for specific type of work? I think its called Provincial Nomination program depends on your province she might have to go work in a remote area. Has she applied for a work permit? If she can get a job offer from somewhere that is willing to sponsor her and that meets a bunch of criteria she would be eligible. I would explore other options before you marry her.



Very good points. I know some people from other countries study here. I talked to her about this. I think the problem is its very costly (not 100% sure).

About work, i have no idea how it works. The problem is she doesn't really have any special abilities or studies so idk how easy this would be. But def something i need to explore with her. Right now she's working in a hotel as a room cleaner (but like, undeclared).

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 20/12/2016 07:01

Floofy   Canada. Dec 20 2016 07:05. Posts 8690


  On December 20 2016 05:54 spets1 wrote:
There are many things to consider before you come to such an important decision

Does she play video games?



Lol i know your post is a joke but ill answer this anyways.

Its actually a little strange. When we chatted, i sometimes told her i'd like to play video games with her. Obviously i decided to go for something simple since i figured a girl from a third world country probably isn't the biggest nerd. So i told her we could play mario maker (which is like the classic mario), and she was all happy, saying she did play it as a child.

When we finally dated.... we did play. But seriously... she was literally worse than a 4yo at mario. Like literally she was the worst video game player i've ever seen haha

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Floofy   Canada. Dec 20 2016 07:08. Posts 8690


  On December 20 2016 05:48 TimDawg wrote:
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 20/12/2016 22:30

FMLuser   Canada. Dec 20 2016 07:37. Posts 45


  On December 20 2016 06:01 Floofy wrote:
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Very good points. I know some people from other countries study here. I talked to her about this. I think the problem is its very costly (not 100% sure).

About work, i have no idea how it works. The problem is she doesn't really have any special abilities or studies so idk how easy this would be. But def something i need to explore with her. Right now she's working in a hotel as a room cleaner (but like, undeclared).


I would suggest then seeing if she can get a the place shes working at right now to sponsor or to looking into getting a job as a nanny or something a lot of times the people that will hire can sponsor her to stay in Canada. I would check out this site as there are a tons of different options for her to stay here http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/ But yeah school is super expensive for overseas students like triple what a citizen pays


vasoline73   United States. Dec 20 2016 07:46. Posts 788

Recently met a girl =/= considering marriage...

Don't do it man imo. Way too soon and I wonder if you are rebounding/bouncing around a bit. Not the best mind state to be making longterm romantic decisions.

To be fair to you though she is pretty damn cute and someone with her background is more likely to be a "quality" woman. I just don't think you should sell yourself short, there will be plenty of cute and nice chicks in your life. You don't have to lock this one down because you're worried she'll be gone soon.

All imo of course. Good luck.


PuertoRican   United States. Dec 20 2016 07:52. Posts 11462

lmao...

Obviously DON'T marry her...

TBH, I was expecting her to be better looking than this. To be clear, I don't think she's ugly, but considering you're even thinking of marrying her... I expected something a little better.

Anyway, DON'T marry her...

Rekrul is a newb 

Floofy   Canada. Dec 20 2016 08:07. Posts 8690


  On December 20 2016 06:52 PuertoRican wrote:
lmao...

Obviously DON'T marry her...

TBH, I was expecting her to be better looking than this. To be clear, I don't think she's ugly, but considering you're even thinking of marrying her... I expected something a little better.

Anyway, DON'T marry her...



I agree shes not THAT hot. I think what makes her special is more how good sex is, and her personality.
But for me, her looks are perfectly fine. If she was a 10/10, it would make it even more likely to me that she is just using me...

But yea... i guess marriage is a pretty bad idea. I was 100% expecting you guys to tell me not to, but hearing it from you guys is a good way to make sure i don't actually do it lol. I was also looking for good advice as to alternative ways to make her stay xD

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Smuft   Canada. Dec 20 2016 08:22. Posts 625

pheromones bro

you won't be thinking straight about anything for a few weeks to a few months


Silver_nz   New Zealand. Dec 20 2016 08:31. Posts 5638

Sex is meaningless, look long term: if you're getting married its main purpose is to raise children, look after each other as you grow old (and lose sexability), and in general be great allies for each other.

Don't be tricked by Trudeau and his empty hedonism. Build something to be proud of.

P.S: generalizations in here (exceptions exist obv):
http://imgur.com/a/ZnzOk


Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Dec 20 2016 12:32. Posts 8673


  On December 20 2016 06:52 PuertoRican wrote:
lmao...

Obviously DON'T marry her...

TBH, I was expecting her to be better looking than this. To be clear, I don't think she's ugly, but considering you're even thinking of marrying her... I expected something a little better.

Anyway, DON'T marry her...


Could not reply better than this


Also wp spets for saving the blogpost

 Last edit: 20/12/2016 12:32

SugoGosu   Korea (South). Dec 20 2016 15:16. Posts 1793

what an update to floofy's look or game.

Say this outloud! Why was six afraid of seven?......Because Seven Eight Nine 

TheHuHu3   United States. Dec 20 2016 16:27. Posts 5544

Burkina Faso sounds like a planet in Mass Effect so all of this shit is fake af.

Try again, FLOOFY.

TheHuHu4 coming soon :) 

 
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