** Game ID 1683999525 starting - 2007-10-24 04:23:51
** In My Arms [Hold 'em] (1.00|2.00 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money
- JPLG9 sitting in seat 1 with $171.00
- jentao13 sitting in seat 2 with $88.65
- VIP81 sitting in seat 3 with $69.20
- qqqoooqqq sitting in seat 4 with $474.00 [Dealer]
- thomas76 sitting in seat 5 with $1150.95
- trinoo sitting in seat 6 with $429.42
thomas76 posted the small blind - $1.00
trinoo posted the big blind - $2.00
trinoo bet - $45.00
qqqoooqqq raised - $120.00
trinoo called - $120.00
River (Pot : $313.00)
trinoo checked
qqqoooqqq went all-in - $318.00
trinoo went all-in - $275.42
trinoo shows:
qqqoooqqq shows:
qqqoooqqq wins $860.84 from the main pot
End of game 1683999525
Thought he had exactly air.
I don't know if this was TRULY horrible (I think it most likely was tho), since I do have a backdoor diamond draw and he was check/raising or raising my cbets relentlessly, but it still goes to show how I've been playing last couple of days (well, last night and today, played fine before that).
Too fancy, too impatient, a little too unconfident at times (ie AK allin preflop used to be like 'YAY' now it's like 'maybe I can 4bet and fold to a shove...'.
Need to start sleeping better, don't feel sharp at all.
Had a few.. embarassing hands that I'll just not post, played them really really poorly!
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/301219 - I thought he had a flushdraw or some such but truth be told I might well have folded hadn't I been slightly tilted.
Down 1.2k~ (down about 5 buyins at NL300, up 1.5 buyins at NL200).
Didn't tilt, despite running sooooooooooooooooooo bad at one table (I had the worst image in the history of poker, but I couldn't leave that table because there was a 70/50 retard sitting..).
HANDS..
Winners:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/298445 - Blah, turn call is kinda --- But TP and NFD vs a complete unknown.. I didn't want to raise on flop cause UTG was still in, and on turn my equity isn't great.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/298446 - A bit worried about a check/raise from the guy who did, but I figured I wanted to build a little pot + good flop to cbet since he's almost certainly 3betting good aces. Turn raise was too big by me.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/298447 - One of the worst players I've ever seen -_- He ended up donating 2 buyins on an ace high flop with tens..... Not to me tho.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/298461 - A little bit lost on turn, but I decided his most likely hand was a big pair with a diamond in it, I figure KKK, AdKx raise flop.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/298453 - Soooo frustrating, I can't raise anywhere because this guy doesn't fold >ANYTHING<. Said he had A2.. ._.
EDIT: Talked to Grot and I think this was a bad turn call now, thought my equity was better.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/298474 - Blah, the guy is completely fucking retarded, should probably have raised turn even though I didn't think he had a flushdraw (little afraid of limped AA..). EDIT: Ugh, for some reason I thought he made a huge raise on the turn.. I must have been distracted, that smallish raise he made is much more likely to be a flushdraw
NL300 is SOOOOOOOOO SOFT, but I can't win there.. Still comfortably rolled for it but fuck it, I'll stick to 1/2 for the duration of the month I think..
At least there I'm running at like 4.8bb/100 ._.
I wish the fish had all left when I was like half a buyin away from even.. Poker variance really sucks when all you can do is bet for value and check fold because you are playing vs complete idiots who won't fold anything ever
And yes I realize it's only like 4 buyins (well -5 at NL300 and up about 300 from NL200) but it was just one of those really shitty, disappointing sessions.
at this gay club with a frind who is actually a gay.
this guy i=never stops talking to me in the toilet line
"im waiting for a cubicle"
"lets share" he says
"urrr..... nah, im good on my own"
"oh come on dont be shy"
"nah seriously...im good"
some time later after dancing and my friend almost getting beaten up for dancing with some chick im outside smoking and he comes out
"hey you want a smoke?"
"nah im all good"
i spot some hot chick in a really short skirt
"man, what about her>?!?!"
"you like women?"
"well... yeh dude"
then he offers me to smoke some weed so im like "HELLS YEH"
hes like "OK COme down here
we end up down all these allies and im sketching out
he starts rubbing my balls nd peen
"urr... dude be easy" i say
"if i was easy id be sucking you off right now..."
"control son control youself"
"i bet youve got a massive cock"
"well yeh obv i have"
then these french come round the corner
they ask us a question but i dnno what he saying so im like
"yo wanna light?"
he agrees
our faggt man agrees to light
"ill be back in 2 mintes just gotta.... go round here" i say
i leg ff round the cornder and dont stp nning till i hit the clb and im fully fucked off my face.
i lock myself n a toilet and tell my mate im gonna get a taix home but hes like "nah dont worry we will go together in 10 minutes"
we hold out till the nthen go to a shop thats still open a nd get a pie and shit
i still feel
violated
he fully undid my fly
and tried to rub my penis
and claimed i had a "semi"
which was a lie coz i was like "nah dude youre just making shit up" i dont have a semi nor am i turned on by you rubbing my package but ill let you for the time being
he was a teacher or some shit
so
fucking hell
LOL
he tried to go down on me but i denied it. Id probably have allowed him had i been able to get a stiffy to a lok.
Soooo a few days ago I decided that hey, playing heads up would be fun. Played a tiny mini session 2 days ago, ran hot, won a buyin. Played a long session vs some maniac who would 3bet every hand and never fold to 4bets..
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/295333 - had a read he would check behind any strong hand on the turn so I decided to shove. Unfortunately he had a pair and not air.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/295342 - I thought he had a draw here, but turns out I rivered his KT. This led me to doing the same thing again later in the session.. with the same result.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/295797 - Plan was to float, possibly pickup a clubdraw on turn, and bluff river if he checked twice (which I felt he might). When second heart appeared I knew he continues betting with 1 heart so I decided to proect and raised him. Blah the betsizing should have tipped me off tho.
Ok so at this point I decided I suck at heads up, so I played some 1/2 6 max instead, where I proceeded to run at like 40/30 for a while (settling down at 30/28, and eventually ending up at 24/21 total).
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/295993 - Very low AF on later streets IIRC, so figured I could safely call and check it down if he didn't have me beat.
Bought a pretty watch a couple of weeks ago, nothing expensive (about 250-300$ I guess?) but I thought it looked nice!
I'm gonna give heads up another shot later (as in much later, as in a few weeks..) most likely, cause it's fun, and I think I'll stick to 1 table. I start playing waaaaay too fast even when just 1 tabling.
Also, I think I'm gonna try to learn how to play limit (watched some Stoxtrader and Schneids limit videos and it really looks very fun), not sure what stakes I should start at to learn tho. My whole limit experience comes from playing the lowest stakes on stars for fun (those have to be the softest games anywhere on the planet btw).
our accomodation vs the other student accomodation
the first time round (semester 1) they fucking smoked us and it was embarasing.
this time they didnt even have a team that turned up but rather than just surrender the trophey they said 15 vs 15 (rather than 20) so we were like "yeh sure"
FUCKING SMOKED THEM
all 3 rounds, so easy
this girl paid my entry fee coz im such an epic drinker of beer - i wasnt even in the top 3 of chuggers but its consistency i go for - 6 cups non stop. how i do.
After a lot more drinking of free beer and some dancing (with girls who apparently arent interested in a sick young balla - their loss) me and my friend head to this guys flat and we dont even know him.
we get their and their flat is fucking crazy. All i can think about is staying there and robbing their xbox and shit and they wouldnt even know
We give up and head home. Cops stop us on the way and say "we'll give you a ride home"
"can you give us a ride to our place?"
"nah we'll give you a ride to the station"
fat fucking lot of use you are cunt fuck off!
we get back to ours and my mates like "this is gay as" i realise why quite fast.
There are 3 south-african guys trying to be hard cunts and impress the hot blonde. My mate is so close to getting wasted by these dudes that i defuse the situation.
Hot blonde hugs me (yeh how i do nigga) but the SA's persist in hanging around and after a while of talking about how great their country is (fuck off back there if its so good) i butt in about the english still in the rugby world cup.
Anyway we seperate the potential trouble makers and then the south africans decide theyre leaving.
I actually (lol) call the police - theyre driving home. I give them the plate, car type, direction they went - hope they got stopped and have to go court over this shit.
Then the rest of the night i dominated singstar in every form of it
so we started the night semi-sober playing sing-star which i fully dominated.
ive a very goo singing voice obviously. The more drunk i got the more i wanted to sing
I dominated Rick Astley and it kind of felt like i was rickrolling the whole room when i was singing it.
So we leave to go to the bar about 10:30ish
Get some free drinks sit around a table chatting jive and sippin on lager.
finish the lager and we build a tower out of the empty jugs/cups/bottles
everyone says i cant balance 1 bottle on top of another at the top of this tower. fucking nits - i prove them wrong
i smash 2 bottles - mazeltov!
We go in and dance
Theres these 2 chicks. 1 chick starts dancing with this guy in a Pippen jersey (i mean - come on lol) her mate is kind of trying to dance with us
i turn my mate to dance with her and hes like "no way man"
i dont understand this coz shes kind of porky sure but her tits were nice and id have slammed that back so hard. Whatever.
We dance some more and decide its time to go.
On out way out i pass comment about this guys Pippen jersey - something along the lines of "nice jersey - is it 1995?"
he shouts at us and we continue to shout back as we walk off.
We stop to take a piss on a building. my friends say "hey that guy is following us hes in the bushes"
im like [sammy farha] R U SRS LOL [sammy farha]
turns out he actually is and he pops out as we're walking off.
We continue to make up freestyle about his jersey as we leave
we get home and we find this shopping cart so were fucking about and this chik gets her rollerblades - i decide i can squeeze in to them.
theyre like 4 sizes too small but just as i get my 2nd foot into them (its been like 8 years since i skated) Scotty Pippen and his mate walk past.
im like "ok this is it im about to die in a pair of ill-fitting rollerblades"
thankfully they didnt recognize me (thems were too pussy blud)
then i walked to the garage and got 2 pies a big bag of crisps and some mnm's (peanut)
then i wrote this blog
the end.
i have a picture of the tower i will upload later - too drunk right now.
wish id danced with the fat loner chick she was actually quite hot.
drinking contest tomorrow. im probably competeing. Since im like a legend round here. if i dont its all good because i want to get drunk and dominate at singstar again.
Ok so some details to explain why I find this funny:
I started playing poker in late november 2006. I've played approximately 700 000 hands.
From august to present day:
From may to august (with a few microstakes hands added in from later dates)
April
(SICK TILT MONTH)
I don't have any graphs older than this, since when I moved to UB I invested in a legit version of pokertracker and PAHud, and I didn't move my old databases to the new one (I might still have them somewhere tho).
During Mars I could barely play due to all my money being stuck in neteller (so I was playing like NL5 and 5$ HU sit n gos).
This is how many hands I've played total on PS:
614 155
SO. I barely played in November so between December 2006 and February 2007 I played 500 000 hands.
Sickest life?
Oh and to add to the life tilting amount of hands that is, I was breakeven for all of february after losing 60% of my roll when moving up to NL50 (I moved down immediately as soon as I was down to 16 buyins but I then proceeded to play a two day marathon - with sleep - where I lost another 500 on NL25 and 10).
So I played 500 000 hands and made next to no money (600$ was my bankroll when I moved to UB).
Awesome.
My current bankroll, with rakeback added in, is at around 9k (I'm not sure exactly how much rake I've got coming but it should be around 9k).
TianYuan on PS is 90% of the time not me. I play almost all my poker on prima nowadays.
Just thought I'd mention this since the few times I do logon to play (donk around at microstakes limit or no limit mostly) I tend to get messages from LP members.. So in case I'm not answering it's cause it's my mother playing =]
Also, I've been sick lazy this month, meant to play a lot but got about 0 motivation. Played like 9k hands, and half of those were in one long 13 hour 4 tabling session.
I study for my Journalism and Media Studies current topics test til 3am last night. Wake up at 6:30am to find I have no coffee left at my place. So I get to school early at 7:30 in hopes to get a cup from Starbucks... and the line is out the door. No go. I proceed to the book store and to get scantron #2178, the scantron form I thought I needed for my test. Get to my class room (in a total zombie like state) and my TA tells me I needed scantron #2155 or something. Oops, but she says it's ok and that I can take the test on the scantron I got. So we have 50 minutes to take this test which is 40 questions true or false, open notes. Not so bad right? I forgot my notes on my bed... Sick life! So I get to the end of the test where it says I need to bubble in my student ID# on the scantron, but form #2178 doesn't have that part for me to fill out. So I ask my TA what to do, and she says I have to go to the book store to get form #2155. So I put the scantron that I already filled out in the back pocket of my backpack and ran to the book store. I pick up form #2155 and ran back to my class room (with 10 mins left to go in class) to transfer over my answers from #2177 --> #2155. I reach around to get my backpack... found that I forgot to zip up the back pocket. Guess what! No scantron! So my TA gives me the test back and is like well... hurry up and finish! Redo the entire test off of what I could remember I answered the first time in 10 mins then turned it in.
I study for my Journalism and Media Studies current topics test til 3am last night. Wake up at 6:30am to find I have no coffee left at my place. So I get to school early at 7:30 in hopes to get a cup from Starbucks... and the line is out the door. No go. I proceed to the book store and to get scantron #2178, the scantron form I thought I needed for my test. Get to my class room (in a total zombie like state) and my TA tells me I needed scantron #2155 or something. Oops, but she says it's ok and that I can take the test on the scantron I got. So we have 50 minutes to take this test which is 40 questions true or false, open notes. Not so bad right? I forgot my notes on my bed... Sick life! So I get to the end of the test where it says I need to bubble in my student ID# on the scantron, but form #2178 doesn't have that part for me to fill out. So I ask my TA what to do, and she says I have to go to the book store to get form #2155. So I put the scantron that I already filled out in the back pocket of my backpack and ran to the book store. I pick up form #2155 and ran back to my class room (with 10 mins left to go in class) to transfer over my answers from #2177 --> #2155. I reach around to get my backpack... found that I forgot to zip up the back pocket. Guess what! No scantron! So my TA gives me the test back and is like well... hurry up and finish! Redo the entire test off of what I could remember I answered the first time in 10 mins then turned it in.
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