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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Oct 12 2007 08:07. Posts 14026

so we started the night semi-sober playing sing-star which i fully dominated.

ive a very goo singing voice obviously. The more drunk i got the more i wanted to sing

I dominated Rick Astley and it kind of felt like i was rickrolling the whole room when i was singing it.

So we leave to go to the bar about 10:30ish

Get some free drinks sit around a table chatting jive and sippin on lager.

finish the lager and we build a tower out of the empty jugs/cups/bottles

everyone says i cant balance 1 bottle on top of another at the top of this tower. fucking nits - i prove them wrong

i smash 2 bottles - mazeltov!

We go in and dance

Theres these 2 chicks. 1 chick starts dancing with this guy in a Pippen jersey (i mean - come on lol) her mate is kind of trying to dance with us

i turn my mate to dance with her and hes like "no way man"

i dont understand this coz shes kind of porky sure but her tits were nice and id have slammed that back so hard. Whatever.

We dance some more and decide its time to go.

On out way out i pass comment about this guys Pippen jersey - something along the lines of "nice jersey - is it 1995?"

he shouts at us and we continue to shout back as we walk off.

We stop to take a piss on a building. my friends say "hey that guy is following us hes in the bushes"

im like [sammy farha] R U SRS LOL [sammy farha]

turns out he actually is and he pops out as we're walking off.

We continue to make up freest<x>yle about his jersey as we leave

we get home and we find this shopping cart so were fucking about and this chik gets her rollerblades - i decide i can squeeze in to them.

theyre like 4 sizes too small but just as i get my 2nd foot into them (its been like 8 years since i skated) Scotty Pippen and his mate walk past.

im like "ok this is it im about to die in a pair of ill-fitting rollerblades"

thankfully they didnt recognize me (thems were too pussy blud)

then i walked to the garage and got 2 pies a big bag of crisps and some mnm's (peanut)

then i wrote this blog

the end.

i have a picture of the tower i will upload later - too drunk right now.

wish id danced with the fat loner chick she was actually quite hot.

drinking contest tomorrow. im probably competeing. Since im like a legend round here. if i dont its all good because i want to get drunk and dominate at singstar again.

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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Oct 12 2007 08:13. Posts 14026

2 pies was fucking ambititous.

urrrrgh

qwerty67890 New Zealand. Oct 12 2007 08:15. Posts 14026

are you FUCKIN SERIOUS

my flatmate just had the biggest fuckng douche bag come round to here

hes like such a fuckin wanker.

oh well thems can hook up all night long for all i care

i shall lol and her in the morning.

qwerty67890 New Zealand. Oct 12 2007 08:15. Posts 14026

LOL OFF HE GOES

SKoT United States. Oct 12 2007 10:50. Posts 1768

I need to use the two words "wanker" and "mazeltov" more.

thanks for reminding me

nutshot United States. Oct 12 2007 10:55. Posts 4539

you of all people know the importance pics, sir byrne

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