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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Oct 13 2007 09:25. Posts 14026

So saturday night was the drinking contest

our accomodation vs the other student accomodation

the first time round (semester 1) they fucking smoked us and it was embarasing.

this time they didnt even have a team that turned up but rather than just surrender the trophey they said 15 vs 15 (rather than 20) so we were like "yeh sure"

FUCKING SMOKED THEM

all 3 rounds, so easy

this girl paid my entry fee coz im such an epic drinker of beer - i wasnt even in the top 3 of chuggers but its consistency i go for - 6 cups non stop. how i do.

After a lot more drinking of free beer and some dancing (with girls who apparently arent interested in a sick young balla - their loss) me and my friend head to this guys flat and we dont even know him.

we get their and their flat is fucking crazy. All i can think about is staying there and robbing their xbox and shit and they wouldnt even know

We give up and head home. Cops stop us on the way and say "we'll give you a ride home"

"can you give us a ride to our place?"

"nah we'll give you a ride to the station"

fat fucking lot of use you are cunt fuck off!

we get back to ours and my mates like "this is gay as" i realise why quite fast.

There are 3 south-african guys trying to be hard cunts and impress the hot blonde. My mate is so close to getting wasted by these dudes that i defuse the situation.

Hot blonde hugs me (yeh how i do nigga) but the SA's persist in hanging around and after a while of talking about how great their country is (fuck off back there if its so good) i butt in about the english still in the rugby world cup.

Anyway we seperate the potential trouble makers and then the south africans decide theyre leaving.

I actually (lol) call the police - theyre driving home. I give them the plate, car type, direction they went - hope they got stopped and have to go court over this shit.

Then the rest of the night i dominated singstar in every form of it

hot blonde loves me some more

how i dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

WORD UP NIGGAZ!

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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Oct 13 2007 09:27. Posts 14026

my asian flatmate appeared somewhere in the blur

i remember trying to feel her up (lol she shouldnt wear such suductive nightwear) it was kind of like rape - i enjoyed it a lot.

going for a wank.

Bejamin1 Canada. Oct 13 2007 09:32. Posts 7042

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ChoboPokeR_r Germany. Oct 13 2007 09:45. Posts 4598

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nicksson Sweden. Oct 13 2007 09:52. Posts 4662

hes a nl10 balla, ofcourse he enjoys life

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Baalim Mexico. Oct 13 2007 13:51. Posts 34305

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