Kirsten Dunst on drugs! by piratematerial, August 07
Just got back from my workout (yes Juan everyday!). I kept it kind of short since i've been working out a lot lately and have been feeling tired. Today i have been benchpressing and doing some fly's, shoulders and ofcourse finished up with the mandatory abs. Unfortunately my gym is doing some redecorating and as a result they have no proteine shakes available.. now how am i supposed to become a monster of muscle?
so i went to pick up some proteíne rich food at the supermarket when my eye caught something in the newsstand. a very well respected magazine - their circulation is mostly compromised of doctors and dentists, so highly educated people you know - said KIRSTEN DUNST ON DRUGS! now how shocking is that?? how shocking.. my heroíne. i mean you must love her in Spiderman.. She was what i loved most about the whole movie.
first Kurt Kobain then Michael Jackson and now this..
just want to put it out there: KIRSTEN I LOVE YOU EVEN ON ALL THE DRUGS IN THE WORLD
what has come off the world? Peace! i'm out, i'ts about time for my daily dosis of gamble.
[x] shipped a hot girls number (meeting her soon!!!)
[x] Had another potential threesome no happen....because -->
[x] Skinny 21 yr old cambodian girl gave me 7,400 baht ($218) to *** her brains out.
[x] Still can recover from the initial planned threesome
[?] have aids from cambodian girl
So Swedish 2nd class celebrity, singer and poker player got caught multi accounting or something in some stars donkament of some kind. The people over at the very funny, somewhat retarded, fairly right wing and extremely politically incorrect Swedish forum I post a bit on obviously found this really entertaining since she's basically everything most of those people hate. They argue that it's bad that "stupid people" like Dilba gets to be famous since she's annoying and what not. I argued that at least she's somewhat pretty, which makes up for it since you can never be totally bored when you look at a pair of boobies. Thus, Dilba on TV is much better then an ugly dude on TV, you know, like Fredrik Reinfeldt. The counter argument was that she was, in fact, ugly. After asking some poker players whom I feel might be fairly decent at pokering the votes are 3-1 in favour of "Boinkable".
Dustylove> boinkable?
Guts4Garters> ye
flipius88> she's boinkable ofc
Dustylove> cool!
flipius88> but kinda cheap
flipius88> not many 40-yr old asses i would tap
_P9_ did however first ask what "boinkable" was and then he stated that he did, in fact, not feel like making "boink boink boink" sounds with said girl in a bed or something. I don't know if his vote should be taken seriously though, since he looks to be like 12 y/o, thought that the odds of me winning a MMA fight against Unibet Pro Micke Norrinder should be 5-1 against. Granted that he has like 25kg on me there's still no way the odds should be that high! WTF he's like 40 and there's no way he can move very fast. Also except for a sneak attack from Pinball when I was drunk I'm 2-0 in random bar fights. I've got a fairly mean right elbow.
Thus; watch the clip, on mute if you are easily disturbed by generic pop music, and then state if you deem the darker girl boinkable. Thank you.
im thinking of selling herion in large quantities. itd be a lot less stressful than heads up poker. god this shit is out of control. look how bad my blue line is. if you check my stats im not some crazy lag. i just get coolered and sucked out on the river like there was no tomorrow. it was great at first killin nl200 for like 12ptbb/100 for like 20k hands but its been all downhill since.
( this is mostly when i moved down to nl100 when i started using hem because i figured itd help me stop losing )
Lol, had a pretty good month of poker in July. I start August and it seemed to be normal but then i had a few bad beats and once those hit they never stopped. I have been trying to make a few changes to my game through more/less tables and that is probably a big part of why this is happening. Hopefully it'll end soon.
And I love my job, I am an admin for Financial Risk and Governance team at one very well established UK Pensions and Insurance company.
Our goal is to basically control other departments, help them assess various risk and statutory procedures and present the progress and controls in place monthly / quarterly/ yearly to the Finance board.
Its fun because the team is very friendly, because I know about everything that goes wrong in the company from a dude in some minor team being sick for a month to £100m losses due to bad predictions.
Its like looking over everybody's shoulder I would say.
What more, Lloyds TSB bank , our parent company, has acquired second largest Scottish bank some time ago, and the integration is starting to kick-in, basically allowing me to see theory I studied being applied right before my eyes, in a post where I know about any issues.
-Ideal Placement for one year Intern ship I must say.
Well, everything can't be rosy, and one area in my life has been suffering tremendously: Poker
I love poker. Last 5 months I always sat down, started tables and didn't stop unless I was extremely tired or lost at least 1/3 of my BR. Average 100k Hands/month in first 5 months, that must be something.
But It was fun and I loved doing it because it was the only thing apart from extremely easy studies going on in my life, and I was driven by a great motivator - Money(I was completely broke with expensive rent on my neck)
But now not only I have had fun at my job, I also left a lot of energy there, but whats more - they even promised me hard cash for my struggle.Despite this I went on with both Work and Poker in the same way as before.
And as Work comes first, when I sat down at the tables as usual I had no energy, no fun, and no motivation.
What follows you can guess: 9+tabling zombie mode, and not giving a shit really.
I will just stick to the results, Since I started working:
Bullshit. I'd sooner have sex with Barbra Streisand. I enjoy Poker a lot, even in zombie mode I am still entertained at least by some funny /great hands.Plus, my goal is still crystal clear and I just have to work around it : Be a solid NL200 Winner in 13 Months to be able to pay my last year of University.
But obviously I just can't do what I did - randomly sit at the computer and POKAAAA anymore.
Time is now a scarce resource for me, rather than the thing I have oh too much of, and I need to somehow get back my focus and stamina.
For Starters, I am starting to do something many of you grinders do, but us notorious multitablers never can force ourselves to comply with - set clearly defined times for my sessions.
Say I know I will play from 19:00 to 20:30, and I simply will quit at 20:30 unless I have some brutal heater.
I will try to see Poker as an activity that is somewhat special, and I will Play poker during my free time, rather than having some free time during endless poker grind.
Any Other Tips on how to cope with full time job and Poker would be much appreciated.
first results of my rebuildig projectby piratematerial, August 06
In the good bloggers tradition i'll update you from time to time with some results. Here are the results of whatever Holdemmanager calls "yesterday". it appears to me that it supposes i play from the USA or that axis of time. No problem, i'll just put yesterday's results up here as there is always another session to be played "today".
i'm not too concerned with results. i don't really care about them too much. Other then that i am an utter chagrin if they are bad and in a good mood when they are good. i never check but somehow you just know how you are doing.. i am supplying this update to give you some context to my blog. You can see whether i'm working toward my goals and whether there is hope for this fighter.
first results aren't too good. i have to start somewhere. BUT the day ended on a good note and i think i played really well in most matches. i was simply running really bad, especially aipf. i could project the +Ev line on there and it would be very close to 0 but i think it's kind of a bullshit line anyway and it will confuse any readers that aren't pokersavies.
i was very happy with how i played this hand. will update some more hands from a fun match tomorrow. maybe it looks to FPS but i think all the conditions i could think off were right. and i just had that feeling. you know. i just felt it. he got nothing. i know it.
and then i pulled the trigger like like a trained sniper; accurate and deadly PEEEEEEEEEEW! what a
After my visit in Poland and reading polish issue of Card Player i really want to buy English version thinking that it will be much better. What i can say, i`m really disappointed as it's more adverts then good poker articles and most of them you can get on website.
Ok it's not point be such a offensive person if you paid so silly money for it.
Article about Devilfish was so crappy as i never ever will read anything with this name on top. I really like another one with Sammy "Any Two" George.. why? i don't know really it's more about person then history specially that someone can say playing any two are crazy.. It's nothing bad for me as a lot ppl play any two to get more experience how ppl playing in different spots.
Last day was again ev- and it's such a bad think when you playing best starting hands and someone with garbage flopping nutts.
next target.. get HEM for Omaha and try analyze game as i`m so bad playing with good luck factor.
Ah, btw anybody know really good book (pdf version) for SH PLO? for start, please not Doyle...
Funniest part was one fish who droped 1 player before bubble got 6 AA-s in tournament and 5 of them got payed of. And every fucking aa he limped in. 3 of them he got in 5 hands. Back to back aces then skipped 2 hands and then limp and he limps on button. I am looking AJs on big blind and raise like 5bbs and fish goes all in and i am like wtf no fucking way aa again. But disiplined fold and he shows aa again ..comeon.
Yesterday was sick sick bubble. Noone wanted to leave with empty hands since so much time was invested. So we bubbled like 3 levels :S Real sick almost 600/1200 blinds were ending everyone was sitting with 4-8 blinds. None wanted to raise and go allin with crap. So chipleader stealed like 50% hands. I stealed like 1-2 times in one circle. finally ended me and my friend got first 2 places what was ok.
But tournament monly is like candy money compared to cash games. Where one hand is your one tournament winning. Standard cash game is preflop 5-10 bb-s and 5 calls. At least i am +3k also in cash what i played only time.
I run online like real shithorse. Comone i loose like 85% flips. And then i get money in 80-20 i know fucking noway i gonna win hes gonna hit 2 outer etc. Fuck deposited 50$ to stars 2 times and got like both times over 2. Second time 150 and then i started to get bad beats ..every time i get money in good i get sucked out. Really fustrating. In last toument i had stack to get 8 bad beats total before i droped out... jeez.
Hm I guess this blog could use some info. Down 10bi in the last 4 days, but breakeven at NL25 so far. Standard standard. Had someone trustworthy sweat my session recently, so I'm 98% sure I'm playing well (the 2% is undiscovered, and obviously I can always strive to play better). Although I am 100% sure I am playing well enough to beat the limit. So just grinding hands and trying not to feel bad =]
I've definitely fixed leaks and spew like there's no tomorrow, and I'm still trying to beat this by September.
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