its not the arrow its the indianby Zalfor, July 11
trying to learn golf is consuming all my life.
i'm literally spending 24/7 learning golf, practicing and trying to improve my swing.
poker has been on haitus until i can reach a good golf routine, in fact i need a good life routine right now. I'm gonna update you all on how it goes, but right now it seems to be 100% golf.
It's nine o' clock on a saturdayby CrownRoyal, July 10
I said son, can you play me a memory!!?? I'm not really sure how it goes but it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man's clothes.
age 15: i fell in love and altho the girl liked me a year ago sshe decided to hate me from now and then on. i died inside, from an A+++ student to a complete nihilnist. my gcses were 11 a-b, my alevels were bcd.
age 17: 6th form in my private school. people called me a zombie. i racked up 200 days on an online text based game. my report cards said "jonathan is dishevelled and degenerate". i left my IT project till the last night and got a C. i got a D in one IT exam then retook it with zero revision and got an A. it was all about how you interpreted the question. bullshit.
age 18: i went to uni. first day of uni i met a guy called dave. an hour later i done weed for the first time. i didnt stop. a few days later i discovered family guy and south park. the first year of uni was the most mindless fun ive had in my life. i hooked up with a random 15 year old and a random 14 year old. alcohol was awesome and so was i,
age 19: i spent several thousand on weed.
age 20: i approached my university tutor and claimed i was addicted to online poker. in the meantime i was making 200/day on hollywood poker, abusing their bonus system because they had no proper system in place yet. i played 5max and heads up and smoked weed and made 200 dollars a day.
age 21: i went to argentina with erik. i met erik on liquidpoker, he was another nub poker player and we decided to move to argentina together. we booked the most expensive apartment possible , it had a chandelier.
age 21.5: my laptop got sent over to argentina but i never bothered to pick it up. instead i was drunk 24/7. i went out every night, got attacked many times, got scammed many times. spanish people are fucking assholes. one time i tried to score weed and got hit in the face. one time i tried to score weed and eneded up running from the policea. one time i just got hit in the face for no reason. one time i was just walking along and if the police didnt show up i would have been dead in the gutter.
age 22: erik and brendan fucked off back to europe. i spent 2 months in a hostel , drunk as fuck every day. i turned into kenneth williams. i was kenneth williams.
age 22: i was kenneth williams. everyone loved me. no joke.
age 23: i returned to england, got kicked out of my moms and lived with my grandmother. my grandmother is awesome but also sucks. imagine living with your grandmother. its hell.
age 23: i got a job in a nursing home. my coworkers were middle aged women. my job was to clean shit and vomit off of people, and to emotionally support 80 year olds who whine like you cant believe. working in a nursing home is literally the worst job in the world.
age 24: still working in a nursing home. short of staff every other day, which means 30% extra work in an already terribly demanding job for minimum wage (5.90/hr).
age 25: i re-applied to university. i spammed a few unis within the last days of application, and got into stoke uni to do biomedical science.
25.2: going to the gym every 2-3 days, whilst keeping an awesome record of my workout training regieme and eating/cooking 4 times a day
25.6: depressed becauses i miss the girl im in love with (for the last 2 years, left out of previous reports). stopped going to the gym. stopped going to uni. stopped playing online games. stopped caring about my existance. stopped taking my anti-psychotic drugs. stopped taking my anti-depressant drugs.
25.8: missed most of my uni exams. gave in a coursework 1 day late but they didnt accept my late submission request. moved to blackpool to live with an internet friend. got a job in telesales. quit my job in telesales. got a job as a receptionist in a posh hotel.
25.9: university has banned me from going back unless i contact them about payments. got offered 5k by student loans to go back next year. will phone on monday to negotiate going back to uni since i have 5k offer.
option 1: continue in blackpool with various part time jobs and 10nl and starting a new life living with internet friend. maybe get kicked out and have to go back live with my mom.
option 2: try to get back to uni doing biomedical science (max salary is 21k but its an honerable subject). will request to retake the first year but since i have 5k loan affirmed (even after failing 3 yrs of uni ages ago). problem is i fail at living my myself, i just drown in depression.
So I got around to reading my subscription to the economist today and there was an interesting "special report" on gambling. The general tone of the report was very favorable and considering the prestige and influence of the economist and how widely read it is among the upper class, I think it will have an impact on public opinion.
a girl that you LOVE said that she wants you to quit poker otherwise you can't be together anymore, or even if she didn't asked but if you knew that's the only way you can stay together. what would you do?
PS: not saying this happened to me, I'm just curious
other questions:
do you think poker takes a lot from your life?
is/was it worth all the effort to become the poker player you are?
you think poker stole a big part of your youth by sitting in front of a computer all day or at a poker table?
you wish you could do all that money outside the poker world?
probably most people here can't answer all this questions but I'd love to read some from the most experienced players!
thanks
Have you guys heard about the barefoot bandit? This is such a cool story, like it's out of a movie, but it's real. This guy is pretty impressive. He's been on the run for 2 years after escaping a halfway house at 17 yrs of age and for the past 5 days has been evading police on a small bahama island while breaking into houses every night to get cash, food and internet access.
"I tip my hat to the fellow," said Clayton Sands, a 54-year-old Bahamian who, like nearly everyone else, has been following every twist in the case. "For him to duck and dodge the police in two countries at 19, that's impressive."
Wanted posters featuring the blue-eyed, 6-foot, 5-inch teen have been plastered across this one-stoplight sailing town, where tourists and locals debated prospects for the fugitive's capture. A playful video circulating among islanders showed a footprint etched in the parking lot outside a Marsh Harbour government building.
"I don't think they're going to get him. He's not going to come out in the daytime," said Andrew Gates, 42, a heavy-equipment operator. "He's a smart guy."
red: im playing okay in non-showdown hands
blue: i have some serious leaks in big hands and am getting in "heater" (???) situations
yellow: same as blue since my red line is ok
green: im going bust within the next 10k
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