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literally within like 30 hands

Submitted by : Stim_Abuser

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Stage #1535975246: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $1 - 2009-07-16 15:29:01 (ET)
Table: BEATY AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - Hero ($116 in chips)
Seat 4 - DETROITDAN44 ($212.80 in chips)
Hero - Posts small blind $0.50
DETROITDAN44 - Posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Hero - Raises $2.50 to $3
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $2

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $6.00)

   
DETROITDAN44 - Checks
Hero - Bets $6
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $6

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $18.00)

   
DETROITDAN44 - Checks
Hero - Bets $16
DETROITDAN44 - Raises $32 to $32
Hero - All-In(Raise) $91 to $107
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $75

River (Pot : $66.00)

   

Showdown
DETROITDAN44 - Shows (Full house, aces full of twos)
Hero - Shows (Full house, twos full of aces)
DETROITDAN44 Collects $231.50 from main pot

Summary
Total Pot($232) | Rake ($0.50)
Board
Seat 4: DETROITDAN44 (big blind) won Total ($231.50) HI$231.50) with Full house, aces full of twos - ]
Seat 6: Hero (dealer) (small blind) HI:lost with Full house, twos full of aces - ]

Stage #1535976118: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $1 - 2009-07-16 15:29:40 (ET)
Table: BEATY AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - DETROITDAN44 ($328.30 in chips)
Seat 6 - Hero ($84 in chips)
DETROITDAN44 - Posts small blind $0.50
Hero - Posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
DETROITDAN44 - Raises $1.50 to $2
Hero - Calls $1

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $4.00)

   
Hero - Checks
DETROITDAN44 - Bets $3
Hero - Raises $13 to $13
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $10

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $30.00)

   
Hero - Bets $27
DETROITDAN44 - Raises $99 to $99
Hero - All-In $42
DETROITDAN44 - returned ($30) : not called

River (Pot : $156.00)

   

Showdown
DETROITDAN44 - Shows (Two Pair, aces and twos)
Hero - Shows (One pair, aces)
DETROITDAN44 Collects $167.50 from main pot

Summary
Total Pot($168) | Rake ($0.50)
Board
Seat 4: DETROITDAN44 (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($167.50) HI$167.50) with Two Pair, aces and twos - ]
Seat 6: Hero (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, aces - ]

Stage #1535982983: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $1 - 2009-07-16 15:34:31 (ET)
Table: BEATY AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - STIMABUSER ($199.50 in chips)
Seat 4 - DETROITDAN44 ($429.40 in chips)
STIMABUSER - Posts small blind $0.50
DETROITDAN44 - Posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to STIMABUSER
STIMABUSER - Raises $2.50 to $3
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $2

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $6.00)

   
DETROITDAN44 - Checks
STIMABUSER - Bets $6
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $6

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $18.00)

   
DETROITDAN44 - Checks
STIMABUSER - Bets $16
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $16

River (Pot : $50.00)

   
DETROITDAN44 - Bets $50
STIMABUSER - All-In(Raise) $174.50 to $174.50
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $124.50

Showdown
STIMABUSER - Shows (Flush, seven high)
DETROITDAN44 - Shows (Flush, queen high)
DETROITDAN44 Collects $398.50 from main pot

Summary
Total Pot($399) | Rake ($0.50)
Board
Seat 4: DETROITDAN44 (big blind) won Total ($398.50) HI$398.50) with Flush, queen high - ]
Seat 6: STIMABUSER (dealer) (small blind) HI:lost with Flush, seven high - ]

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this weekend. so if the lp crew is out and about hit me up.

couple shots of the brew and throwing money at woman is always a good time.

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so like... i decided to start doing an EC stack. ( epinephrine & caffeine ) to help me get in tourny shape for bjj. took my first stack this morning and holy fucking me sideways shit. i usually hate roadwork ( running ) but i ran about 35% more than i usually do and i was happier than a big in shit. im still happy. i think im high as a kite on this shit.

dunno if its a good or bad thing yet. ill report back.

oh and i took 20mg of E & 200mg of C in case anyone was worried. i didnt over do it or anything.

also i dont feel jittery or anything just really energetic and i have no heart problems or blood pressure issues.

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shut yo hoe mouf now son.

all back + 10% intrest yo

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jap is censored on ub? what the fuck

i tried to say easy peasy japaneasy and just realized this.

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FUCK YEA SHIP IT. TO OMG I HATE POKER. TO JESUS FUCKING THANK THE LORD!




stop losses are for nits. that is all.

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so i bought fallout 3 about 18 hours ago and the download was retarded. like 5kb/s and anyways it was up to like 11% and randomly restarted for some stupid fucking reason.

my internet isnt slow
ive used every possible scanner out there to see if its spyware or a virus and nothing.
ive followed every possible step from steam as to how to fix something like this

beat: i just spent 50$ on a game i wont be able to play for a week if ever. =*(

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lol fail post imo

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down like 6 buyins in 100 hands in two monster coolers and a bad beat all while 200 bb deep.

Submitted by : Stim_Abuser

***** Hand History for Game 1342057648 ***** Absolute
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, March 30, 12:39:35 ET 2009
Table DUBUAR AVE Real Money
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 6: Hero $197.00 USD
Seat 4: CKISH83 $658.35 USD
Hero posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
CKISH83 posts big blind [$1.00 USD].

Holecards
Dealt to Hero
Hero raises [$2.50 USD]
CKISH83 raises [$8.00 USD]
Hero calls [$6.00 USD]

Flop (Pot : $16.50)

   
CKISH83 checks
Hero bets [$15.00 USD]
CKISH83 raises [$60.00 USD]
Hero raises [$173.00 USD]
CKISH83 calls [$128.00 USD]

Turn (Pot : $377.50)

   

River (Pot : $377.50)

   
CKISH83 shows
Hero shows
CKISH83 wins $393.50 USD from main pot

Stage #1342055788: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $1 - 2009-03-30 00:38:19 (ET)
Table: DUBUAR AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - Hero ($240.70 in chips)
Seat 4 - CKISH83 ($415.45 in chips)
Hero - Posts small blind $0.50
CKISH83 - Posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Hero - Raises $2.50 to $3
CKISH83 - Raises $8 to $9
Hero - Calls $6

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $18.00)

   
CKISH83 - Bets $18
Hero - Calls $18

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $54.00)

   
CKISH83 - Checks
Hero - Bets $40
CKISH83 - All-In(Raise) $388.45 to $388.45
Hero - All-In $173.70
CKISH83 - returned ($174.75) : not called

River (Pot : $94.00)

   

Showdown
CKISH83 - Shows (Three of a kind, kings)
Hero - Shows (Two Pair, jacks and tens)
CKISH83 Collects $480.90 from main pot

Summary
Total Pot($481.40) | Rake ($0.50)
Board
Seat 4: CKISH83 (big blind) won Total ($480.90) All-In HI$480.90) with Three of a kind, kings - ]
Seat 6: Hero (dealer) (small blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, jacks and tens - ]

Stage #1342042041: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $1 - 2009-03-30 00:29:29 (ET)
Table: DUBUAR AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - CKISH83 ($202.90 in chips)
Seat 6 - Hero ($200.15 in chips)
CKISH83 - Posts small blind $0.50
Hero - Posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
CKISH83 - Raises $2.50 to $3
Hero - Calls $2

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $6.00)

   
Hero - Checks
CKISH83 - Checks

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $6.00)

   
Hero - Bets $5
CKISH83 - Calls $5

River (Pot : $16.00)

   
Hero - Bets $10
CKISH83 - Raises $45 to $45
Hero - Raises $110 to $120
CKISH83 - All-In(Raise) $149.90 to $194.90
Hero - All-In $72.15
CKISH83 - returned ($2.75) : not called

Showdown
CKISH83 - Shows (Full house, eights full of sevens)
Hero - Mucks
CKISH83 Collects $399.80 from main pot

Summary
Total Pot($400.30) | Rake ($0.50)
Board
Seat 4: CKISH83 (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($399.80) All-In HI$399.80) with Full house, eights full of sevens - ]
Seat 6: Hero (big blind) HI: [Mucked]

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