LOL UB
Stim_Abuser, Jul 22 2009
check out this sick background you can now choose. best update ever
you can also choose annie duke.
disgusting...
Stim_Abuser, Jul 16 2009
literally within like 30 hands
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Stage #1535975246: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $1 - 2009-07-16 15:29:01 (ET)
Table: BEATY AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - Hero ($116 in chips)
Seat 4 - DETROITDAN44 ($212.80 in chips)
Hero - Posts small blind $0.50
DETROITDAN44 - Posts big blind $1
Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero 
Hero - Raises $2.50 to $3
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $2
Flop(Odds) (Pot : $6.00)
  
DETROITDAN44 - Checks
Hero - Bets $6
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $6
Turn(Odds) (Pot : $18.00)
DETROITDAN44 - Checks
Hero - Bets $16
DETROITDAN44 - Raises $32 to $32
Hero - All-In(Raise) $91 to $107
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $75
River (Pot : $66.00)
Showdown
DETROITDAN44 - Shows  (Full house, aces full of twos)
Hero - Shows (Full house, twos full of aces)
DETROITDAN44 Collects $231.50 from main pot
Summary
Total Pot($232) | Rake ($0.50)
Board
Seat 4: DETROITDAN44 (big blind) won Total ($231.50) HI $231.50) with Full house, aces full of twos - ]
Seat 6: Hero (dealer) (small blind) HI:lost with Full house, twos full of aces - ]
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Stage #1535976118: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $1 - 2009-07-16 15:29:40 (ET)
Table: BEATY AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - DETROITDAN44 ($328.30 in chips)
Seat 6 - Hero ($84 in chips)
DETROITDAN44 - Posts small blind $0.50
Hero - Posts big blind $1
Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
DETROITDAN44 - Raises $1.50 to $2
Hero - Calls $1
Flop(Odds) (Pot : $4.00)
  
Hero - Checks
DETROITDAN44 - Bets $3
Hero - Raises $13 to $13
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $10
Turn(Odds) (Pot : $30.00)
Hero - Bets $27
DETROITDAN44 - Raises $99 to $99
Hero - All-In $42
DETROITDAN44 - returned ($30) : not called
River (Pot : $156.00)
Showdown
DETROITDAN44 - Shows (Two Pair, aces and twos)
Hero - Shows (One pair, aces)
DETROITDAN44 Collects $167.50 from main pot
Summary
Total Pot($168) | Rake ($0.50)
Board
Seat 4: DETROITDAN44 (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($167.50) HI$167.50) with Two Pair, aces and twos - ]
Seat 6: Hero (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, aces - ]
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Stage #1535982983: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $1 - 2009-07-16 15:34:31 (ET)
Table: BEATY AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - STIMABUSER ($199.50 in chips)
Seat 4 - DETROITDAN44 ($429.40 in chips)
STIMABUSER - Posts small blind $0.50
DETROITDAN44 - Posts big blind $1
Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to STIMABUSER
STIMABUSER - Raises $2.50 to $3
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $2
Flop(Odds) (Pot : $6.00)
 
DETROITDAN44 - Checks
STIMABUSER - Bets $6
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $6
Turn(Odds) (Pot : $18.00)
DETROITDAN44 - Checks
STIMABUSER - Bets $16
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $16
River (Pot : $50.00)
DETROITDAN44 - Bets $50
STIMABUSER - All-In(Raise) $174.50 to $174.50
DETROITDAN44 - Calls $124.50
Showdown
STIMABUSER - Shows (Flush, seven high)
DETROITDAN44 - Shows  (Flush, queen high)
DETROITDAN44 Collects $398.50 from main pot
Summary
Total Pot($399) | Rake ($0.50)
Board
Seat 4: DETROITDAN44 (big blind) won Total ($398.50) HI$398.50) with Flush, queen high - ]
Seat 6: STIMABUSER (dealer) (small blind) HI:lost with Flush, seven high - ]
someone commented on the 32s hand being bad. i almost always flat there but with the dynmaic of what had happened in the last like 30 hands and how bad he was i think its fine. he gets it in with an 8 100% of the time there and sometimes a 3 or 5( yes hes that bad) and its really hard for him to have me beat. only hand really is a runner runner higher flush. any set/2pair raises gets it in 100% on the flop.
ill be in vegas
Stim_Abuser, Jun 10 2009
this weekend. so if the lp crew is out and about hit me up.
couple shots of the brew and throwing money at woman is always a good time.
i get high and didnt know i would
Stim_Abuser, May 21 2009
so like... i decided to start doing an EC stack. ( epinephrine & caffeine ) to help me get in tourny shape for bjj. took my first stack this morning and holy fucking me sideways shit. i usually hate roadwork ( running ) but i ran about 35% more than i usually do and i was happier than a big in shit. im still happy. i think im high as a kite on this shit.
dunno if its a good or bad thing yet. ill report back.
oh and i took 20mg of E & 200mg of C in case anyone was worried. i didnt over do it or anything.
also i dont feel jittery or anything just really energetic and i have no heart problems or blood pressure issues.
hey yomer
Stim_Abuser, Apr 24 2009
shut yo hoe mouf now son.
all back + 10% intrest yo
double you tee eff?
Stim_Abuser, Apr 21 2009
jap is censored on ub? what the fuck
i tried to say easy peasy japaneasy and just realized this.
HU variance fun
Stim_Abuser, Apr 16 2009
FUCK YEA SHIP IT. TO OMG I HATE POKER. TO JESUS FUCKING THANK THE LORD!
stop losses are for nits. that is all.
Fuck Steam :(
Stim_Abuser, Apr 07 2009
so i bought fallout 3 about 18 hours ago and the download was retarded. like 5kb/s and anyways it was up to like 11% and randomly restarted for some stupid fucking reason.
my internet isnt slow
ive used every possible scanner out there to see if its spyware or a virus and nothing.
ive followed every possible step from steam as to how to fix something like this
beat: i just spent 50$ on a game i wont be able to play for a week if ever. =*(
lol 4->200
Stim_Abuser, Apr 03 2009
lol fail post imo
god so sick
Stim_Abuser, Mar 29 2009
down like 6 buyins in 100 hands in two monster coolers and a bad beat all while 200 bb deep.
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***** Hand History for Game 1342057648 ***** Absolute
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, March 30, 12:39:35 ET 2009
Table DUBUAR AVE Real Money
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 6: Hero $197.00 USD
Seat 4: CKISH83 $658.35 USD
Hero posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
CKISH83 posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
Holecards
Dealt to Hero
Hero raises [$2.50 USD]
CKISH83 raises [$8.00 USD]
Hero calls [$6.00 USD]
Flop (Pot : $16.50)
  
CKISH83 checks
Hero bets [$15.00 USD]
CKISH83 raises [$60.00 USD]
Hero raises [$173.00 USD]
CKISH83 calls [$128.00 USD]
Turn (Pot : $377.50)
River (Pot : $377.50)
CKISH83 shows 
Hero shows
CKISH83 wins $393.50 USD from main pot
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Stage #1342055788: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $1 - 2009-03-30 00:38:19 (ET)
Table: DUBUAR AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - Hero ($240.70 in chips)
Seat 4 - CKISH83 ($415.45 in chips)
Hero - Posts small blind $0.50
CKISH83 - Posts big blind $1
Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Hero - Raises $2.50 to $3
CKISH83 - Raises $8 to $9
Hero - Calls $6
Flop(Odds) (Pot : $18.00)
 
CKISH83 - Bets $18
Hero - Calls $18
Turn(Odds) (Pot : $54.00)
CKISH83 - Checks
Hero - Bets $40
CKISH83 - All-In(Raise) $388.45 to $388.45
Hero - All-In $173.70
CKISH83 - returned ($174.75) : not called
River (Pot : $94.00)
Showdown
CKISH83 - Shows (Three of a kind, kings)
Hero - Shows (Two Pair, jacks and tens)
CKISH83 Collects $480.90 from main pot
Summary
Total Pot($481.40) | Rake ($0.50)
Board
Seat 4: CKISH83 (big blind) won Total ($480.90) All-In HI$480.90) with Three of a kind, kings - ]
Seat 6: Hero (dealer) (small blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, jacks and tens - ]
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Stage #1342042041: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $1 - 2009-03-30 00:29:29 (ET)
Table: DUBUAR AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - CKISH83 ($202.90 in chips)
Seat 6 - Hero ($200.15 in chips)
CKISH83 - Posts small blind $0.50
Hero - Posts big blind $1
Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
CKISH83 - Raises $2.50 to $3
Hero - Calls $2
Flop(Odds) (Pot : $6.00)
 
Hero - Checks
CKISH83 - Checks
Turn(Odds) (Pot : $6.00)
Hero - Bets $5
CKISH83 - Calls $5
River (Pot : $16.00)
Hero - Bets $10
CKISH83 - Raises $45 to $45
Hero - Raises $110 to $120
CKISH83 - All-In(Raise) $149.90 to $194.90
Hero - All-In $72.15
CKISH83 - returned ($2.75) : not called
Showdown
CKISH83 - Shows (Full house, eights full of sevens)
Hero - Mucks
CKISH83 Collects $399.80 from main pot
Summary
Total Pot($400.30) | Rake ($0.50)
Board
Seat 4: CKISH83 (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($399.80) All-In HI$399.80) with Full house, eights full of sevens - ]
Seat 6: Hero (big blind) HI: [Mucked]
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