lol whut?

lol failed

1k baht = ? $

like $30 USD

gotta be a nit when it comes to whoreBR

its kind like paying a $30 buy-in instead of using a tourney token to buyin to exactly the same tournament, with the same amount of players / prize pool etc.

I just did some damage control. Girl 2 has to go to Buddha and do some good-karma shit, turns out she went home and cried over last nights events (lol girl-emotions)

I told her to come over after Buddha but i have to call her instead at like 7am (1.15 hrs from now) since shes scared ill fall asleep and wont wake up to the doorbell.

Incidentally: Girl 1 has amazing boobs, if anyone wants to stake me the buy-in, i will purchase the goods, take pics and post some exclusive content in the boob thread.

magic everywhere in these whores.

shameless sex culture or just some crazy randoms?

The thing about hoes this cheap is that their boobs only look good, they actually aren't when it comes right down to it. Having that said, you can easily find willing nymphos in Thailand who aren't full-o-aids bar girls.

Pick your clubs better and you'll be rolling in skilled nympho Thai pussy in no time and not having to be encouraged to even consider paying for it. The poor issan hoes are easy to spot and avoid anyways (dark skin tone is a good, even though not exclusive marker of such). Don't be a tourist. You know that the big plastic balloon boobed bar girl just boinked a butt-ugly 65yo fatty before you stick it in. That's got to be a turn off. Also noteworthy that when these obvious bargirls do in fact come with u for free, they've been known to start asking for money in the morning, which is merely an inconvenience whilst you're saying "lulz gtfo bitch". Nevertheless, it can be very annoying. (This is also why being in a hotel where you can call the front desk to throw 'em out is good 8D)

This area is really touristy. Basically all bars are populated by bar-girls and Patong for the most part seems even worse, and its no problem as long as you keep your wits about you and understand that all these girls basically see you as walking cash with a dick.

The one who came for free (in both ways) understands that im not paying her, and i made that quite clear the first night lol the rest is up to her, if she wants to fuck off and never see me again after 1 day im not that bothered, but she has seemed obviously upset the one or two nights which i havent contacted her. If an old dude wants to fuck her, then whatever - its just business as usual for her. as long as she has a shower after.

Also its low season, so old men are at a minimum, and the girl/man ratio is through the roof.

Aside from that, all of them seem to be pretty honest when it comes down, and i think youd be super unlucky to get properly rolled by a bar girl, most hotels will get a copy of their ID incase they decide to steal your shit or take the hotels towels.

Girl 1's boobs did look amazing, her face isnt much, but her boobs seem big n natural, just how i like 'em - that said, she could easilly whip off a giant wonderbra and leave me lookin at a couple of A cups.

But i dont think youd ever pay more than 1500 baht in Thailand for a girl, unless youre an old fat guy then obviously the price goes up but even then - not by much.

Theres like so much other shit thats gone on (im currently sporting a giant hickey courtesy of girl 3, who was trying to make girl 2 jealous by proxy)

I need to write it all up but in chapters or something.

oh i get it

Jelousy and crying?


What?

On July 17 2010 19:24 byrnesam wrote: This area is really touristy. Basically all bars are populated by bar-girls and Patong for the most part seems even worse, and its no problem as long as you keep your wits about you and understand that all these girls basically see you as walking cash with a dick. The one who came for free (in both ways) understands that im not paying her, and i made that quite clear the first night lol the rest is up to her, if she wants to fuck off and never see me again after 1 day im not that bothered, but she has seemed obviously upset the one or two nights which i havent contacted her. If an old dude wants to fuck her, then whatever - its just business as usual for her. as long as she has a shower after.

Mmyea, Phuket is a bit like that I guess. Not a big fan of it and doing filthbags will eventually (after proper amount of time in Thailand) turn into an occasional habit of blowing off steam and appears to be quite disgusting otherwise. :D

As long as you don't fall into the trap I see sooooo many ppl falling into that you'll think that one of them actually wants something else than yer schmuck. But you seem to have a good grip of the reality about that.

Also its low season, so old men are at a minimum, and the girl/man ratio is through the roof. Aside from that, all of them seem to be pretty honest when it comes down, and i think youd be super unlucky to get properly rolled by a bar girl, most hotels will get a copy of their ID incase they decide to steal your shit or take the hotels towels.

Yeah, if your room has a safe, I'd still use it with these type of girls. Just because IDs can be fake, etc.

Girl 1's boobs did look amazing, her face isnt much, but her boobs seem big n natural, just how i like 'em - that said, she could easilly whip off a giant wonderbra and leave me lookin at a couple of A cups.

Big "natural" boobs amongst bar girls are just about as common as winning a lottery, but there are two kinds of boob jobs, which are both divided into two sub-categories "real looking" and "obviously fake". The vast majority of the cheaper hoedom prefers the so called "airbags", but the more expensive jobs are barely distinguishable from the real deal and are properly sized to fit the proportions etc. That being said, boobs can look good without being huge.

But i dont think youd ever pay more than 1500 baht in Thailand for a girl, unless youre an old fat guy then obviously the price goes up but even then - not by much.

Or you're doing a hi-so hookah girl with actual standards (high end shit, which probably doesn't even exist in Phuket, distinguishable features include whiter skin, classy look). The thing is that ~40% of Thai bargirl population alrdy has aids'n'shit, which by far isn't the way to go unless the occasional case of dick-fall-of isn't a problem. I think it's quite important to realize that you (as a young falang) NEVER have to pay for sex in Thailand. That's shit you can do when you're older. Only thing you might wanna pull that card for is for some sick fetish of yours, or should you want a threesome or such (granted, pulling those is possible without paying too, but considerably harder).

Theres like so much other shit thats gone on (im currently sporting a giant hickey courtesy of girl 3, who was trying to make girl 2 jealous by proxy) I need to write it all up but in chapters or something.

Myeah, that sucks. :D
For me, that would be an instant removal from the rotation.
Most of the bar girls are coke or crack heads, just don't get killed caught up in a triangle like that. :D
Oh btw, bar girls are pretty much ALWAYS fairly decent at pool. Their style and technique isn't too professional but since the bar girl rules of pool allow them smash the living shit out of the small crooked tables in order to score something, they certainly have an edge since they spend most of their day doing it. It's also a good way to spot the real bar girls, the ones who actually do suck at pool are less likely to be ones.

Oh and as for "Face not being much", you don't have to settle for that in Thailand. Get the ones with hot bod AND nice face.
In bar girl language: "CAAAAN!!!"

I want to go to Thailand for some reason :x

I;ve heard if u refuse to pay, theyll come after u with a whole family (and possibly a shotgun;) and tell u they're pregnant or sth and u have to pay, is it true?

I dunno how true that is, and it would vary person to person.

You wouldnt be welcomed back at their bar though, and pretty much all Bar owners and girls know eachother in the area, so you probably wouldnt be welcome anywhere within a day.

Did girl 1 look like this?

Love those stories :D