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Nazgul    Netherlands. Jun 04 2008 15:57. Posts 7080

so now you know why i dont grow my hair

You almost twin-caracked his AK - JonnyCosmo 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jun 04 2008 16:08. Posts 1760

Baal is right.

I did this test under the assumption that there would be no exhausting pick-up process, no consequences, only one night.
So my vonluntary penis put into pussy is like 57%.

If was only a little bit more serious i think it would drop way below.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

NotSorry   United States. Jun 04 2008 16:17. Posts 2603

So after a few drinks I took the test again and went from a sober 79% to a very slightly buzzed 88%

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. 

bane   United States. Jun 04 2008 16:17. Posts 2379

67%


NotSorry   United States. Jun 04 2008 16:32. Posts 2603

Is that page seriously 100% women. Seriously there are some that are not even ugly girls they just look like your average male.

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. 

Forrest Gump   Argentina. Jun 04 2008 16:45. Posts 1217

I like 37%, probably fuck more

ADZ124: why do people put pictures of their child in stars.. its like please help feed my child im a fish i cant play? 

Forrest Gump   Argentina. Jun 04 2008 16:48. Posts 1217

icreased to 63%

ADZ124: why do people put pictures of their child in stars.. its like please help feed my child im a fish i cant play? 

Joe   Czech Republic. Jun 04 2008 16:58. Posts 5987

I first did the test before reading this thread and I basically clicked girls I liked at least a little.I got 25%

Then I read what Baal and others said and realised what is really meant by the test and my new score was 76%

there is a light at the end of the tunnel... (but sometimes the tunnel is long and deep as hell) 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 04 2008 16:59. Posts 34305


  On June 04 2008 14:57 Nazgul wrote:
so now you know why i dont grow my hair



afraid of rape in lpnet meetings

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Avius   Iraq. Jun 04 2008 17:31. Posts 219

26%

aka. Samael 

Critterer   United Kingdom. Jun 04 2008 21:21. Posts 5337

redid the test, being ultra generous and only got 40%,

its like, why wud i fuck an ugly girl just because i can? if i dont find a girl attractive i dont want to shag her, period. Regardless of find out et.

Imo if you are scoring 90% you need to rethink your standards, unless you are also an ugly person, which is fair enough if you are.

LudaHid: dam.ned dam.ned dam.ned. LudaHid: dam.ned northwooden as..hole 

RonK1337   Australia. Jun 04 2008 21:41. Posts 268

54%


PandaSaurus   Australia. Jun 04 2008 21:42. Posts 1651

60%

You all have high standards.

... 

traxamillion   United States. Jun 04 2008 22:02. Posts 10468

37%


Fayth    Canada. Jun 04 2008 22:57. Posts 10085

31% I'm quite picky, and I have a real hard time judging without seeing the body, i mean wtf, 80% of the pics there only have faces, wtf we're talking about HAVING SEX, you don't have sex with a fucking face only

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Floofy   Canada. Jun 04 2008 23:15. Posts 8708

ever heard of blowjobs fayth?

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 04 2008 23:17. Posts 34305


  On June 04 2008 21:57 Fayth wrote:
31% I'm quite picky, and I have a real hard time judging without seeing the body, i mean wtf, 80% of the pics there only have faces, wtf we're talking about HAVING SEX, you don't have sex with a fucking face only



ur too ugly to be this picky

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GsOne   Poland. Jun 04 2008 23:20. Posts 732

I don't really think it's face what maters in oral sex.

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shaneomac   United States. Jun 04 2008 23:26. Posts 4245


  On June 04 2008 22:20 GsOne wrote:
I don't really think it's face what maters in oral sex.



what if she doesnt have a mouth?


RiKD    United States. Jun 04 2008 23:31. Posts 9398

i am w/ baal, a lot of you would really rather jerk off than fuck x% of those girls if they were lying in your bed naked and hot to trot?


 
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