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SakiSaki

Sweden. Apr 08 2008 13:26. Posts 9687

OMFG LOL. While waiting for my laundry to get done I decided to play some HU. I quickly found a huuge fish buying in for full and rebuying when losing. Jackpot right? I just completely stomped him and was up like 2k after about 20 min.

Just to give you guys an idea, he was playing 80/60/1,7. He basicly played almost every hand, always minraised preflop and his standard postflop bet was like 1/5 pot. He called down with anything, like 3rd pair for 3 streets in a reraised pot etc. He was also talking to me in french like a madman which was quite enjoyable.

As I was up 2k and he was still rebuying I was running out of time. The laundry rooms in my appartment complex have like an electronic lock so I have to get in there to get my laundry while I still have it booked. This was until 21:00 and it was like 20:40 right now. If I dont get the laundry in time I will have to book the next time witch is 7 in the morning tomorrow(BAH) and get it then.

I made a couple of quick ev calculations considering the downside of having all my clothes stuck and going to school tomorrow in wet or dirty clothes and the upside of making a ton of money from this frogeater. I eventually decided to take the path usually taken, the greedy one.

All of a sudden, the fish made some hands and managed to slowly chip up. I ran a couple of big bluffs when deep and he snapcalled then with like second pair both times and I was a saaad panda. I realized bluffing this idiot deep was a bad idea so I tightened up and started beating down on him again but he still managed to make some hands and I was getting frustrated.

Eventually a very beautiful beautiful thing happened, I flop a set in a reraised pot! This is such a dream sitation since he will call down all streets with any piece OMG lets ship the money!

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/420897

After this one he instaleaves! Im sitting there, not really knowing what just happened going from being up 2k to down 1k to this retard. Seeking comfort in the fact that atleast I will have time to get my laundry I look at the time and its 21:01 FUCK MY LIFE

Apparently God loves laundry above anything and will punish anyone prioritizing diffrently with great force. Keep that in mind kids.

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what wackass site is this nigga?

Loco Canada. Apr 08 2008 13:30. Posts 21013

lol sick life

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount

night_front United States. Apr 08 2008 13:40. Posts 294

holy shit
and ive been neglecting my dirty laundry for some time now.

i should def go do that

locoo Peru. Apr 08 2008 13:43. Posts 4564

ahaha awesome read

bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte

Feiticeira United Kingdom. Apr 08 2008 13:54. Posts 3047

brutal

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan

DustySwedeDude Sweden. Apr 08 2008 13:57. Posts 8623

Fy fan jag hatar tvätt.

Yugless

United States. Apr 08 2008 14:01. Posts 7174

Baal - look is talking hah.

Fox . Apr 08 2008 14:03. Posts 3110

oh my god rofl!!!!!

ciachooooo Vatican City State. Apr 08 2008 14:11. Posts 335

lol, so unlucky;/

The room is so quiet you can hear Stanko saying to himself, I am the best player.

SneakrFreakr United Kingdom. Apr 08 2008 14:16. Posts 2534

conclusion?

get someone to do ur laundry

rivered for my fucking bankroll - NeillyJQ

Fayth

Canada. Apr 08 2008 14:18. Posts 10085

set under set was ridiculously sick, but i have NO IDEA why you would run bluffs against someone who calls 3 streets with 3rd pair in reraised pots.................... even deep i mean... come on man

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy

ggplz Sweden. Apr 08 2008 14:23. Posts 16784

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

SakiSaki

Sweden. Apr 08 2008 14:44. Posts 9687

On April 08 2008 13:18 Fayth wrote:
set under set was ridiculously sick, but i have NO IDEA why you would run bluffs against someone who calls 3 streets with 3rd pair in reraised pots.................... even deep i mean... come on man

hehe well that realisation came after making those bluffs. He started off calling two streets and folding his missed gutshot/4th pair on the river but became even more of a station deep.

what wackass site is this nigga?

k2o4 United States. Apr 08 2008 14:46. Posts 4803

rofl

that's such a serious bad beat story on so many levels

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Laurentius Netherlands. Apr 08 2008 15:11. Posts 114

Great read, lol!

SpasticInk Sweden. Apr 08 2008 15:16. Posts 6298

haha-- a+

milkman United States. Apr 08 2008 15:51. Posts 5719

should just come to america where people steal ur laundry.. problem solved.

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally.

collegesucks United States. Apr 08 2008 15:59. Posts 5780

be an even more of a baller and just buy new clothes when they get dirty.. problem solved

nolan Ireland. Apr 08 2008 16:06. Posts 6205

On April 08 2008 14:51 milkman wrote:
should just come to america where people steal ur laundry.. problem solved.

hahahaha. this has happened to me at LEAST 5 times.

On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid

EscapingR Netherlands. Apr 08 2008 18:02. Posts 2353

lol sick, great read though

Highcard Canada. Apr 08 2008 19:02. Posts 5428

this blog has been going from great to awesome ha

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time

kaisr Canada. Apr 08 2008 19:04. Posts 1058

5/5 Would read again

Fox . Apr 08 2008 19:50. Posts 3110

this should be hotw just cuz of the sotry

XoXthajmanXoX United States. Apr 08 2008 20:16. Posts 834

So you're essentially got busted with no clothes . . .

SERIOUSLY!