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Ibsu Bai Hui   United Kingdom. Dec 30 2005 10:52. Posts 3390 | | |
Welcome!
Our main goal at LiquidPoker is to provide a lucrative forum for the sharing of poker-related information.
It's vital to have guidelines in place to control our content and keep the atmosphere as friendly as possible, so we'd appreciate it if you could read and adhear to the following during the course of your stay.
Getting started
Since most of you are poker players it shouldn't be too hard for you to apply a certain level of thought in your posts. Take your time. Re-read what you write; if you don't like it then there's a handy 'edit' feature. Don't forget that people here play on all stakes, from .01/.02 to 100/200 and beyond, so bear this in mind when giving advice in a discussion.
General etiquette
We're not great fans of censorship, which stifles personality, but ask that you keep bad language to a minimum for the sake of our more sensitive readers.
Sexism, racism and other condescending behaviours are not tolerated.
If a post is deemed as offensive we will not be shy to delete it and possibly ban you from this website. Note that we are biased in our rulings and experienced users will be treated with more leniency. If you are a newly registered member be careful with what you post.
Keep your posts to English only. DON'T TYPE IN CAPITALS. Don't spam. Don't post pronography.
Deception is not welcome here. If you troll or lie you'll be discovered pretty quickly and blocked from further participation.
Lastly, any threads linking to copyright e-books or cracked software will be removed. This is not a place to facilitate your illegal activities.
Posting threads
Please, please use the search function before posting a question. It only takes a second and you might discover a week's worth of answers already.
Similary, if you want to create a topic about a recent event, don't forget to scroll down the forum first to see if someone's beaten you to it.
Poker-specific news and general strategy/theory topics should go in the Main Poker forum. Questions on specific hands should go, obviously, in the Hand Discussion section.
The General forum is for anything not related to poker. Need help setting up dual monitors? It should go here. Need advice on buying dual monitors specificially for poker? Ask in the Main Poker forum.
Bad beat threads should go in the bad beat section! You can find it near the bottom of the main forum index.
Topic naming
Like with any database of information, it is vital to name each submitted element in a comprehensive manner. If you post a thread entitled "need help with this please", it'll quickly become lost in the archives amongst a thousand other topics with the same name. The search function would be useless. Moreso, people that are able to help you might skip an ambiguously-named topic, simply because they don't know what it's about.
Some people like to use tags or abbreviations to help clarify their thread titles. Use these at your own discretion.
The Handlisting
This is a feature for everyone's personal use and asking why someone posted a particular hand here is not appreciated.
If you want to ask a question about your hand it should be posted in the Hand Discussion forum. You can do this in one of two ways:
i) After submitting to the listing, post it into your thread with [hand=#], where # is the number of the hand in the database.
ii) Post your hand directly into the thread using the Spade icon which is located above the message input box.
Advertising
Please refrain from linking to other sites for bonus and rakeback schemes, as we offer a number of these ourselves. You can read more about this in our Bonus Listing and Rakeback sections, located at the head of the forum.
Lastly, this is not a place to ask for money. So don't :-)
Thanks for reading!
The vast majority of you will have no troubles here whatsoever - infact you might even enjoy yourselves! If you named a topic badly, or posted it in the wrong forum, it'll simply be updated by a moderator.
Any serious breach of our rules will be dealt with on an individual basis. Generally you can expect either a warning posted in the thread or a PM (personal message) from one of the staff.
The worst offenders will be IP banned and all their posts permanently deleted.
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Floofy says: my sis always goes around in bra but its annopyying to me | Last edit: 06/02/2007 07:36 |
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lvloRe   Netherlands. Dec 30 2005 12:03. Posts 764 | | |
I like it.
Keep up the good work. |
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anon   Lithuania. Dec 30 2005 12:39. Posts 5965 | | |
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Doyle Brunson: Fights with your wife or girlfriend are not healthy for you bank roll | |
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pinbaLL   Sweden. Dec 30 2005 13:37. Posts 7243 | | |
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Ibsu Bai Hui   United Kingdom. Dec 30 2005 15:02. Posts 3390 | | |
i'll reserve my very special punishments for you pb  |
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Floofy says: my sis always goes around in bra but its annopyying to me | Last edit: 30/12/2005 15:02 |
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Ozmita   Spain. Dec 30 2005 16:49. Posts 146 | | |
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Trey   United States. Dec 30 2005 17:54. Posts 5616 | | |
| On December 30 2005 10:54 BigBalls wrote:
Deception is not welcome here. If you troll or lie you'll be discovered pretty quickly and blocked from further participation.
are you really telling poker players not to lie? good luck with that....
good rules, nice work chibi |
They're not lying, they're bluffing. ^^ |
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Meatball   United States. Dec 31 2005 00:41. Posts 893 | | |
Whats up with the troll hate? Trolls have feelings also. In fact I know some trolls that are very good at poker, hell look at Panella86 he has done pretty good for himself. |
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One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue fish | Last edit: 31/12/2005 00:41 |
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BigRed0000   United States. Dec 31 2005 02:00. Posts 3554 | | |
i thought panella86 wasn't even his name? In ZeeJustin's blog it says that's his friend's id? |
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The72o   Zimbabwe. Dec 31 2005 04:35. Posts 6112 | | |
not so bad rules  |
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A Hard Way to Make an Easy Living | |
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Muhweli   Finland. Dec 31 2005 05:02. Posts 10663 | | |
Add "Debts must be paid back if loaned. Applies to Ibsu." |
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Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements | Last edit: 31/12/2005 06:47 |
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Rocks2BeGood   Netherlands. Dec 31 2005 08:29. Posts 3582 | | |
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Ibsu Bai Hui   United Kingdom. Dec 31 2005 10:59. Posts 3390 | | |
muhweli you'll get your dollar someday!! |
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Meatball   United States. Dec 31 2005 12:35. Posts 893 | | |
| On December 31 2005 01:00 BigRed0000 wrote:
i thought panella86 wasn't even his name? In ZeeJustin's blog it says that's his friend's id? |
You know who I'm talking about. |
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One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue fish | |
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Oxy   Canada. Dec 31 2005 18:20. Posts 2293 | | |
no porn? wtf?  |
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| If a post is deemed as offensive we will not be shy to delete it and possibly ban you from this website. Note that we are biased in our rulings and experienced users will be treated with more leniency. If you are a newly registered member be careful with what you post. |
Nice subtle way of saying "if your from tl.net we like you more than other people"  |
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Muhweli   Finland. Jan 02 2006 18:41. Posts 10663 | | |
| On December 31 2005 09:59 ibsu wrote:
muhweli you'll get your dollar someday!! |
[edit] Fuck. |
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Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements | Last edit: 03/01/2006 04:23 |
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| On January 01 2006 10:46 decafchicken wrote:
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If a post is deemed as offensive we will not be shy to delete it and possibly ban you from this website. Note that we are biased in our rulings and experienced users will be treated with more leniency. If you are a newly registered member be careful with what you post. |
Nice subtle way of saying "if your from tl.net we like you more than other people" 
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No its a subtle way of saying "if you are from tl.net and were a bigshot there we like you more than other people." Nobody gives about people who frequented Tl.net but aren't the 15 or so people that everyone knows. |
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Good... Bad... Im the guy with the Gun. | |
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Rekrul   United States. Jan 13 2006 03:20. Posts 3338 | | |
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Rocks2BeGood   Netherlands. Jan 13 2006 08:46. Posts 3582 | | |
;-) rekrul is trolling ;D |
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| On January 13 2006 02:20 Rekrul wrote:
i dare you to ban me |
I would pay to see that Not that any of the mods here need money, as they are all rich from poker  |
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JindaKing   United States. Mar 06 2006 07:27. Posts 123 | | |
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Rocks2BeGood   Netherlands. Mar 06 2006 07:45. Posts 3582 | | |
| On March 06 2006 06:27 JindaKing wrote:
Yes, Forum RULES!!!!!!!! |
someone is wanting posts? |
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sucker   United Kingdom. Mar 06 2006 07:59. Posts 529 | | |
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hang on tightly, let go lightly | |
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seapal   United States. May 25 2006 01:26. Posts 178 | | |
I think these rules are very reasonable. |
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always been an ok gm fish | |
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Baalim   Mexico. May 25 2006 02:43. Posts 34304 | | |
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Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online | |
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seapal   United States. Sep 18 2006 17:42. Posts 178 | | |
idle hands, you know what they say.
if you realized your dick was inside some ugly bitch all the sudden what would you do? that's the difference between us. |
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always been an ok gm fish | |
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I have nothing to say let's get this party started |
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two wrongs dont make a right | |
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Do we play cards or do we talk? |
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two wrongs dont make a right | |
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Tycho   Netherlands. Oct 03 2006 04:47. Posts 1553 | | |
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knet   . Feb 02 2007 10:49. Posts 67 | | |
keep up the good work guys |
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FrinkX   United States. Feb 11 2007 12:39. Posts 7562 | | |
yes as knet said keep up the good work
oh and thx for banning knet |
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bitch on a pension suck my dong | |
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Gumster   Sweden. Feb 11 2007 13:48. Posts 2291 | | |
name of this thread should be "Liquid Poker Rules" |
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Do not push the river, it will flow by itself. - Polish proverb | |
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Trey   United States. Feb 11 2007 13:52. Posts 5616 | | |
| On January 13 2006 02:20 Rekrul wrote:
i dare you to ban me |
It's funny because it happened. |
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Cordite   United States. Feb 11 2007 19:30. Posts 626 | | |
| On September 18 2006 16:42 seapal wrote:
idle hands, you know what they say.
if you realized your dick was inside some ugly bitch all the sudden what would you do? that's the difference between us. |
Some people just make me wonder? WTF?? |
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Svenman87   United States. Feb 12 2007 04:01. Posts 4636 | | |
| On February 11 2007 11:39 FrinkX wrote:
yes as knet said keep up the good work
oh and thx for banning knet |
did anyone else find this hilarious? or was it just me :-[ |
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Bigbobm   United States. Mar 07 2007 14:22. Posts 5512 | | |
| On February 11 2007 12:52 Trey wrote:
It's funny because it happened.
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found this funnier |
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Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket | |
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inde   Germany. Mar 07 2007 15:37. Posts 1298 | | |
| On March 07 2007 13:35 TimDawg wrote:
#### i opened this thread and thought rekrul was back |
I sure miss him. |
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vegable   United States. Aug 01 2008 00:56. Posts 2453 | | |
for every post you make I will slay 1,000,000,000 pigeons. You wanna try me cockfag? |
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collegesucks   United States. Aug 01 2008 01:07. Posts 5780 | | |
why is this guy still not banned/his posts not nuked? |
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ak2009   Sweden. Jun 24 2009 04:17. Posts 9 | | |
These rules scarred the shit out of me 
... Havent been playing for long u see |
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The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius. | |
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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 24 2009 04:58. Posts 34304 | | |
last post of the thread was in sep 08.. nice 3rd post -_- |
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Highcard   Canada. Jun 24 2009 05:04. Posts 5428 | | |
at least someone is reading the rules |
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I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time | |
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Critterer   United Kingdom. Jun 24 2009 06:43. Posts 5337 | | |
yea i never read em and now i hav! |
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LudaHid: dam.ned dam.ned dam.ned. LudaHid: dam.ned northwooden as..hole | |
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lvcjarrett   United States. Aug 31 2009 14:31. Posts 100 | | |
Ich komme mit dem moped zur schule  |
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zatyr   United States. Mar 05 2011 23:34. Posts 2 | | |
Hello. I have read the rules.
User was temp-banned for this post. |
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Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Mar 05 2011 23:55. Posts 9634 | | |
Lol a nice bump
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| Deception is not welcome here. If you troll or lie you'll be discovered pretty quickly and blocked from further participation. |
cmon honestly ? :D |
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Jubert69   United States. Mar 06 2011 15:27. Posts 3191 | | |
| On March 05 2011 22:34 zatyr wrote:
Hello. I have read the rules. |
Only 3 more posts for you! |
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dogmeat   Czech Republic. Mar 06 2011 16:40. Posts 6374 | | |
IM TYPING IN CAPITALS FROM NOW ON |
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stop posting pronography guys |
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