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Muhweli   Finland. Dec 07 2008 11:04. Posts 10663


  On December 06 2008 23:29 Floofy wrote:
why is it hard to believe the girl wanted to fuck me first night?



Why do you think?!


  im the best looking man she ever had and she didnt have sex for 3 months so...


Ahahahahahahahah!!

And she's in the "do floofy"- mode after 3 months. Sounds desperate.

Imagine what kinda girls YOU would do without having sex for 3 months.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 07 2008 11:05. Posts 10663

And if the girl doesn't wanna suck it, she'll just say she doesn't wanna do it - no harm in that, lol.

GOD!!!! I'm gonna go wrist! Floofy you're ruining lives!

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Fayth    Canada. Dec 07 2008 11:40. Posts 10085

obv he went limp cuz he was nervous, happened to me too my first time.... what i find sucks about his semi-sex experience is that he didn't do jackshit, how is he supposed to gain confidence, notice how he didn't touch her or anything, he doesn't even know yet what touching a pussy feels like lol

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Floofy   Canada. Dec 07 2008 13:12. Posts 8708


  On December 07 2008 08:35 Raidern wrote:
your dick got limp because it was hard for AN HOUR without doing anything
erections doesn' last forever wtf!



it did a bit of stuff, the girl occasionnally stroked it a little, but yea its surely one of the reasons why it got limp
lack of attraction is probably one too
and nervosity is also probably one too

Now, THERE IS NOTHING SEXUAL WITH THE 12YO OK?
this girl is acting like im her dad or something cuz she didnt get one, and i certainly doesnt plan to do anything with her ok?

ok now, the only people who got drunk are 12yo and 17yo, the 19yo was sober whole time

there was no mom in that house, we got to see her for a small time at her house then left

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

milkman   United States. Dec 07 2008 13:18. Posts 5719

these girls all seem fucking nuts due to horrible living situations and bad parenting.. like about 95% of the other girls you have told us about meeting.. anyway just run through some shit with this girl, just have sex with her, explore, learn new shit.. explain to her that ur totally in the dark when it comes to doing anything and u want her to show u... its a good way 2 start.. its like in poker, how much faster would u have gotten better if u started getting lessons from a pro, rather then trying to figure everything out on ur own for a year, then getting lessons or reading forums... anyway the girl wont care teaching u stuff anyway, shed rather have u actually do what she wants then when guys think they know what they are doing and fuck everything up and get upset if the girl throws um a "ur doing it wrong" just get some practice with this chick while u can, and then the next time EVERYTHING will b easier..

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

Fayth    Canada. Dec 07 2008 13:20. Posts 10085

yeah do as milkman said, seems to be ur best option

now there's about a 2% chance u follow the advice, but it's better than nothing

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Floofy   Canada. Dec 07 2008 13:22. Posts 8708


  On December 07 2008 12:18 milkman wrote:
these girls all seem fucking nuts due to horrible living situations and bad parenting.. like about 95% of the other girls you have told us about meeting.. anyway just run through some shit with this girl, just have sex with her, explore, learn new shit.. explain to her that ur totally in the dark when it comes to doing anything and u want her to show u... its a good way 2 start.. its like in poker, how much faster would u have gotten better if u started getting lessons from a pro, rather then trying to figure everything out on ur own for a year, then getting lessons or reading forums... anyway the girl wont care teaching u stuff anyway, shed rather have u actually do what she wants then when guys think they know what they are doing and fuck everything up and get upset if the girl throws um a "ur doing it wrong" just get some practice with this chick while u can, and then the next time EVERYTHING will b easier..



at some point, i dont remember the context but the 12 yo asked me if im virgin (she was asking this to every1)
then the 19yo is like, geez hes 21 he obv aint a virgin. (and that was after the epic limp tho)
i masterfully dodged the question

im not sure its a good idea to admit this to her, shes crazy about me and its good that way, if i start explaining her im virgin cuz im a looser itll lower her attraction and thats now what i want lol

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Floofy   Canada. Dec 07 2008 13:31. Posts 8708

btw i cant be sure wether or not fat dude is a pedo, but god, if he is, poor kids. one of the most ugly person ive seen in my life
i dont think he is tho

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

WhenICanIWill   United States. Dec 07 2008 13:42. Posts 473

just fuck her dude


austrian oak   Belgium. Dec 07 2008 14:08. Posts 520

floofy ur one of those guys who snapp one day and climb a church tower with a sniper rifle.

Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you! 

MiPwnYa    Brasil. Dec 07 2008 14:10. Posts 5230

Where can I see a pic/bio of Floofy ?


MiPwnYa    Brasil. Dec 07 2008 14:11. Posts 5230

cuz he looks sexy


Loco   Canada. Dec 07 2008 14:23. Posts 21004

been meaning to post this for a while now...


fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Yaffie   United Kingdom. Dec 07 2008 14:29. Posts 672


  On December 06 2008 22:13 Floofy wrote:
(she has a small mental handicap.... doesnt look too bad but shes bad in shcool cuz of it)



that line did it for me

WOW


Loco   Canada. Dec 07 2008 14:48. Posts 21004

floofy is the sklansky of LP

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Shenny   Canada. Dec 07 2008 14:53. Posts 1514

this is unreal


Sheitan   Canada. Dec 07 2008 15:01. Posts 4217

Should we call Chris Hansen or the GRC ? Lmao

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

dogmeat   Czech Republic. Dec 07 2008 15:08. Posts 6374


  On December 06 2008 22:13 Floofy wrote:
so hmmmm i ask her if shes got a condom and obv NO
so she convince me that
#1 she will take the pill tomorow
#2 she is clean






ban baal 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Dec 07 2008 15:22. Posts 14026

YES

THAT WAS SO FUCKIN AWESOME


Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Dec 07 2008 15:24. Posts 9634

So all in all u were in the same bed with a fat handicapped girl that was naked and DIDNT get to fuck her .... this has to be a level... a very serious one.


 
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