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ahahaha jesus fucking christ Floofy, this is getting ridiculous. This thread makes me feel like taking a shower, I'm just visualizing the trashiest parts of Montreal and gross white people and fatties and shit god fuck you Floofy.

lol wtf

Seriously, a single virgin 19yo unconfident boy entering in a house consisting mostly of 12yo girls and a fatty old aged guy ? Isn't there something wrong ?
Seriously floofy, where in the hell of the world do you live ? Isn't that some serious split personality (aka schyzophrenia) you got there ?
It's either fake or this guy seriously needs help because this is just beyond imagination.
The fat guy is obv a peddobear, and the girls are just mentally ill, there's nothing else to say. Kinda like the austrian story not so long ago.
I was reading the current update looking for a laugh but, no. I won't bother anymore to try to explain this, even a sane person would understand where this situation is going...

Jesus
Fucking
Chris.

I think the whole situation is very disturbing.

On December 06 2008 22:13 Floofy wrote: i arrive there and theres like, 6 girls + some old fat dude(300 lbs) with only underwears.

wat...

damn i had heard stories about Canadians being weird and all, but this got to be some sick shit.

floofy there are limits in what you should risk, i myself hung out few years ago with unstable teens and that even if it seems right, its not. This two girls had drinking problems but i didnt cared since i was unexperienced and learned a lot from them, great teachers and i even get them to blow me at same time, never got the full monty threesome since of them got pregnant from her bf and the other started having feelings for me. That's the nice part, but man they were trouble, i almost got into fights, they trash talked me with some other girl who wanted to f me, they were afraid of loosing me since i was the driver... we usually went on sex dates with another guy (not always the same one, it was like 2 or 3) he would get one, i would get the other, some times we would go out with a random guy and ditch him after getting the booze hence the almost fights, never actually fought cuz im a pussy when it comes to getting to the fists.

one of the moms came to my house to talk to me, it was cool though, she just wanted to whine and ask for advice (wtf?), that girl was out of control... one time she peed on my car, at least she was nice enough to not to stain anything, just her clothes, but do you see my point?

fuck the retard if you want but be careful go to a hotel or something, don't do it in the house with so many drunken children/half naked fat weirdos, never go back there, next time you might loose a kidney or get ass raped by the dude. Your putting yourself in danger.

other than that gratz on getting your dick touched by someone else, this time counts since it wasn't your priest

On December 08 2008 07:51 Pinos wrote: next time you might loose a kidney

u figured it out dude

i dont know what to do out of this, but this sounds very weird and crappy. I would have felt ultra-uncomfortable in that place and left ASAP and this is some ultra-weak first time sexual experience.

On December 08 2008 07:51 Pinos wrote: damn i had heard stories about Canadians being weird and all, but this got to be some sick shit. floofy there are limits in what you should risk, i myself hung out few years ago with unstable teens and that even if it seems right, its not. This two girls had drinking problems but i didnt cared since i was unexperienced and learned a lot from them, great teachers and i even get them to blow me at same time, never got the full monty threesome since of them got pregnant from her bf and the other started having feelings for me. That's the nice part, but man they were trouble, i almost got into fights, they trash talked me with some other girl who wanted to f me, they were afraid of loosing me since i was the driver... we usually went on sex dates with another guy (not always the same one, it was like 2 or 3) he would get one, i would get the other, some times we would go out with a random guy and ditch him after getting the booze hence the almost fights, never actually fought cuz im a pussy when it comes to getting to the fists. one of the moms came to my house to talk to me, it was cool though, she just wanted to whine and ask for advice (wtf?), that girl was out of control... one time she peed on my car, at least she was nice enough to not to stain anything, just her clothes, but do you see my point? fuck the retard if you want but be careful go to a hotel or something, don't do it in the house with so many drunken children/half naked fat weirdos, never go back there, next time you might loose a kidney or get ass raped by the dude. Your putting yourself in danger. other than that gratz on getting your dick touched by someone else, this time counts since it wasn't your priest

is this supposed to be a discouraging post? lol

I think that maybe u went to a house of whores, that can explain everything, the girls, the constant attention, the fact that u were invited to sleep over on the first night, the fat guy ( who is going to ur house in a few days to ask FOR HIS MONEY ). That would be epic for this thread.

On December 08 2008 11:23 Guillaume wrote: I think that maybe u went to a house of whores, that can explain everything, the girls, the constant attention, the fact that u were invited to sleep over on the first night, the fat guy ( who is going to ur house in a few days to ask FOR HIS MONEY ). That would be epic for this thread.

Those would be some exciting implications.

On December 08 2008 11:19 lebowski wrote: Show nested quote + On December 08 2008 07:51 Pinos wrote: damn i had heard stories about Canadians being weird and all, but this got to be some sick shit. floofy there are limits in what you should risk, i myself hung out few years ago with unstable teens and that even if it seems right, its not. This two girls had drinking problems but i didnt cared since i was unexperienced and learned a lot from them, great teachers and i even get them to blow me at same time, never got the full monty threesome since of them got pregnant from her bf and the other started having feelings for me. That's the nice part, but man they were trouble, i almost got into fights, they trash talked me with some other girl who wanted to f me, they were afraid of loosing me since i was the driver... we usually went on sex dates with another guy (not always the same one, it was like 2 or 3) he would get one, i would get the other, some times we would go out with a random guy and ditch him after getting the booze hence the almost fights, never actually fought cuz im a pussy when it comes to getting to the fists. one of the moms came to my house to talk to me, it was cool though, she just wanted to whine and ask for advice (wtf?), that girl was out of control... one time she peed on my car, at least she was nice enough to not to stain anything, just her clothes, but do you see my point? fuck the retard if you want but be careful go to a hotel or something, don't do it in the house with so many drunken children/half naked fat weirdos, never go back there, next time you might loose a kidney or get ass raped by the dude. Your putting yourself in danger. other than that gratz on getting your dick touched by someone else, this time counts since it wasn't your priest is this supposed to be a discouraging post? lol

not exactly, i mean its cool and all, but it all comes to a price which if you're comfortable then its ok. Can i re-state she PEED on my car, as in being inside! and the trashtalking, i could have gotten twice as much ass, the mom coming to my house was also pretty scary, being seen with them outside was so EV- in my small and very conservative town, we actually had to go the beach where noone would see us (30 min drive).

but floofy if u want to act, do it now, since pretty sure she will do something really stupid soon enough, maybe getting pregnant, imprisoned, killed... oh yeah don't be there when it happens and always look after your kidneys, and stop wanting to bang the 12yo that's sick... when reading i thought she was doing the cock rubbing and almost return my stomach.

Floofy starring in a remake of a modern and Canadian version of Pretty Baby

ok guys new update

yesetrday i wasnt suposed to see her but she insisted so fucking much i accepted

i brang them the wii which they played the whole fucking time. they asked me to go get their sisters with my car which i did. also we played some monopoly, which amplified the obvious (shes deficient.... she plays so bad it hurts.... like.... she wants to sell a city and doesnt even buy from the highest bidder). they actually abused my car a few times

the 12yo was boring this time and acted like a kid i dont like her anymore.

so this time, the girl insisted we get condoms obv
so i told her, ok fine, but u buy them

so we went there and shes like, well wtf pick the condoms u usually use (yes after the horrific sex session of last time, she still doesnt think im a virgin lol). so anyways she picked for me and i felt REALLY shy when she paid for it cuz it was obvious she was buying this to do it with me and i was kinda ashamed of it lol

so obv everyone got to insta know we bought them cuz the girl told the old fat fuck about it and that amplified my shame.

so no need to mention the girls were doing tons of fight over the WII cuz i had only 2 controllers. fat fuck had trouble maintaining peace, there was so many girls (2 more than last time or something)

one of the girl BEGGED ME to go get her BF somewhere which was ridiculously far. that girl is actually cute tho. the BF was well clothed and i enjoyed talking to him.

so the part u guys probably waited for bedroom....
this time i was a little more confident and actually removed her clothes myself, touched her body some (not the tits, she had to force me to do it). i also obv made her touch my cock few times. she kept talking about how it was unique, big , etc.
so eventually i ask her to use the god damn condoms we bought, and shes like, put it on
i said no u do. so she obv broke one, and hurted me several time, but we eventually got one on.

this time i think i was able to hold my boner. it lasted maybe 10 min and it got limp. for some reasons she did some moaning she seemed to like it, but i didnt feel a lot of it (she admitted her vagina is hella loose, and the condoms doesnt help). so my dick got limp and didnt get to cum

then shes like. hey has any girl ever sucked you.
i said no. and eventually convinced her to do it.....
that was kinda better than the fuck, but her mouth is small, and my dick is big, so i think she wasnt able to put it all on. she sucked it for maybe 5 min and then stopped.

was kinda frustrated she stops. 10 min later i convince her to try and finish the job even thought her mouth hurts, but she only does another 5 min cuz i think she got some "pre sperm liquid" in her mouth or something, and didnt cum again lol

then all my tries to get her to finish the job failed.
so she rubbed it. but iot eventually got limp (a girl stroking a cock whitout lub isnt exactly the best way to cum)
so anyways was kinda frustrated and i slept
cuz third time i ask for it she was like, "hey if u keep asking u wont get any ever"
so i was thinking, "hey bitch i bring u wiis, drive ur sisters, dont mind u being an ugly fat retard, and u wont even finish ur godamn blowjob"

the day after she pulled another retarded attempt at making me jealous
she wanted to kiss me and i denied. so she was like, hey, if you want i could flirt mickey. i was like, i dont care go do that. so she left in her room saying, i wont talk to u anymore alex.
then all the little sisters said GO APOLOGIZE PLZZZZZ
i obv denied. and eventually she came back to me and kissed me before i leave

so im gonna see her again this week, she said i would get more this time, dunno if shes into anal or something but i hope she ends her stupid job.

im kinda ashamed to have a deficient girl as gf tho

btw the fat dude CONSTANTLY makes sexual jokes its sick annoying lol

oh and no worries, unless he use advantage of my sleep he cannot rape me i would crush him in a fight im sure. and i doubt he would sexually abuse any1
but its true he constantly walks around the house half naked lol


BTWWWW WTF i forgot most important detail
after reading on LP, i decided i would attempt to touch her pussy. so after removing her pants, i decide to go touch the panties to excite her. WTF IT WAS SOOOOOO WET. i insta removed my hand that was disgusting lol

Floofy, you're my hero :'3

OMG

bla.. did... how... speechless

i forgot one thing tho
i dislike kissing her
so when she kiss i start tickling her (shes mega ticklish) so she stops. LOL

ewwww wet panties? oh wow go kill yourself.

btw: "the BF was well clothed and i enjoyed talking to him."

ROFL who gives a shit about how a random guy is dressed?, i think u might be gay.


btw stop tickling girls wtf!!!

she is also probably writing in a Forum about her new mentally handicapped BF right now.

the fuck..

Jesus fucking christ LMAO, this is the most awkward, repugnant, tilting,and funny thing at the same time i ever read (if this is true) ...