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Luna_Bluffgood   Germany. Aug 23 2007 04:55. Posts 1220
I'm sure you all remember Helga, the german beer drinking girl.

You know...

...her

So now that i got everyone's attention, let's proceed.
Well, after the little love triangle between her, Sakisaki and Daut, which I found quite entertaining, I conducted a little investigation myself to try to identify the german beer lady. I mean how hard can it be...

Anyway, there is german internet community for students, where basically everyone signs up. There is a group there, whose name roughly translates into: "We only drink beer on days that end with the letter Y". this group has around 64k members, and when I clicked it, I found a very familiar face being the "cover girl" for this group. Exactly the same picutre that was posted in this forum a while ago, also is the theme picture of this group. So I thought, with 64k members, someone ought to know her...so I created a threak asking if someone knew her

...and whaddayaknow, an old classmates of hers responded. I shall make contact with her shortly, but this is what I know so far:
Her real name is Steffi.
She finished high-school this year, so she ought to be 19-20 years old.
She went to the Elsa-Brändström-Gymnasium.
She lives in Munich.

Oh, and the classmate of her studies beer brewery, so SakiSaki, you could also marry her and open a brewery.

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Silver_nz   New Zealand. Aug 23 2007 05:04. Posts 5647

lmao, nice work detective! very nice


iop   Sweden. Aug 23 2007 05:04. Posts 4951

Great I used to live in Munich for 12 years in total.

So fuck you Daut, and fuck you Saki.


Steffi is mine.

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

ChoboPokeR_r   Germany. Aug 23 2007 05:23. Posts 4598

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Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?Last edit: 23/08/2007 05:23

skorc   Slovenia. Aug 23 2007 06:14. Posts 200

I must say I am impresed. Well done. I see most of the beer goes straight into her boobs. Thats not a bad thing.


lucifer   Sweden. Aug 23 2007 06:31. Posts 5955

Anyone told you they love you?


Cuz we all do.

On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get it 

iop   Sweden. Aug 23 2007 06:43. Posts 4951


  On August 23 2007 04:23 ChoboPokeR_r wrote:
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oh yea! I'm FROM MUNICH.

....but i live in england

in germany now though! just was in swizerland. (swiss girls > all)


My dad lives in Munich.

Oh and Anything > German girls

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

SneakrFreakr   United Kingdom. Aug 23 2007 06:58. Posts 2534


  On August 23 2007 05:43 iop wrote:
Oh and Anything > German and English girls



QFT!!!

Helga is obv an exception

edit: nice research btw

rivered for my fucking bankroll - NeillyJQLast edit: 23/08/2007 07:00

tokeweed   Philippines. Aug 23 2007 07:08. Posts 2149

LOL!!!

big hand = bong loads 

Gawuss   Poland. Aug 23 2007 07:11. Posts 2336

it reminds me of 'Eurotrip' Go Daut and find her before someone else does

When people ask: What nationality is this guy raking in all the pots? The answer invariably comes back Poland, Poland. Again and again - Karma 

PplusAD   Germany. Aug 23 2007 08:50. Posts 7180

haha nice

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

wolfheart   Estonia. Aug 23 2007 09:06. Posts 7592

lol i expect saki to buy house in german soon >D

Never give up. 

kakawaka   Sweden. Aug 23 2007 09:09. Posts 139

whatta weird nose :O

aa 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Aug 23 2007 09:53. Posts 1760

very nice. Now you fucks start stalking that girl you see on a pic. You will never meet her in real life, what do you expect from that? If you like her, leave her alone so she doesn't get a second Alison Stoke or w/e her name was.
People like you annoy me as hell.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

Highcard   Canada. Aug 23 2007 09:58. Posts 5428

You are the creepiest man alive, well done!

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

iop   Sweden. Aug 23 2007 10:05. Posts 4951


  On August 23 2007 08:53 Royal_Rumble wrote:
very nice. Now you fucks start stalking that girl you see on a pic. You will never meet her in real life, what do you expect from that? If you like her, leave her alone so she doesn't get a second Alison Stoke or w/e her name was.
People like you annoy me as hell.



So I'm going to the Octoberfest this year in Munich. If I got a pic of me and her together, would that annoy you?

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealthLast edit: 23/08/2007 10:09

Luna_Bluffgood   Germany. Aug 23 2007 10:21. Posts 1220

Yeah, way to overreact there my friend

This is a little running gag of some guys here to brighten there day and nothing more. Even if I had any private information of her, which I don't, you can trust my judgement that i would never release anything that would harm her in any way. Also I doubt that either Sakissaki or Daut will take the next plane to munich and stalk her.

If i see her at the octoberfest though, I may hit on her.

We should have a beer together iop


PplusAD   Germany. Aug 23 2007 10:26. Posts 7180

I informed her a guy with bigballs is comming all the way across to europe and will marry her soon.
he has lots of $$$ and is baller and staff

-edit-

tough its actually sakis girl T_T

but i thought it had sound pretty stupid to inform her :
SakiSaki is comming for u ... ( she d probably be like "saki what ?"



U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)Last edit: 23/08/2007 10:30

SakiSaki    Sweden. Aug 23 2007 10:43. Posts 9687


  On August 23 2007 09:21 Luna_Bluffgood wrote:
Also I doubt that either Sakissaki or Daut will take the next plane to munich and stalk her.




Oh you couldnt be more wrong sir. IM ON MY WAY STEFFI!

what wackass site is this nigga?  

Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Aug 23 2007 10:52. Posts 3943


  On August 23 2007 09:43 SakiSaki wrote:
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Oh you couldnt be more wrong sir. IM ON MY WAY STEFFI!


lol

Metagame Purposes. 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Aug 23 2007 11:45. Posts 1760


  On August 23 2007 09:21 Luna_Bluffgood wrote:
I shall make contact with her shortly, but this is what I know so far:


doesn't sound like you finished your "little gag" yet.

  On August 23 2007 09:21 Luna_Bluffgood wrote:
Yeah, way to overreact there my friend


Don't use these stupid expressions old people in Germany do. I am not your friend.

  On August 23 2007 09:05 iop wrote:
So I'm going to the Octoberfest this year in Munich. If I got a pic of me and her together, would that annoy you?


no, it won't annoy me because it won't happen.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

sChOuA   Switzerland. Aug 23 2007 11:51. Posts 2302

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PplusAD   Germany. Aug 23 2007 11:59. Posts 7180


  On August 23 2007 10:45 Royal_Rumble wrote:
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doesn't sound like you finished your "little gag" yet.

  On August 23 2007 09:21 Luna_Bluffgood wrote:
Yeah, way to overreact there my friend


Don't use these stupid expressions old people in Germany do. I am not your friend.

  On August 23 2007 09:05 iop wrote:
So I'm going to the Octoberfest this year in Munich. If I got a pic of me and her together, would that annoy you?


no, it won't annoy me because it won't happen.




Lol i dondt see your problem ...

anyone here with some money could easily come to germany and contact her.
We know who she is now , where she lives , and some here are in contact with classmates of her.

Why should this not happen ?

I think the whole story is kinda funny
and there is a very very high chance whoever wants to met her could do so by contacting the thread opener or me.

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

Luna_Bluffgood   Germany. Aug 23 2007 12:00. Posts 1220


  On August 23 2007 09:43 SakiSaki wrote:
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Oh you couldnt be more wrong sir. IM ON MY WAY STEFFI!


Fuck now I feel guity :D

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Luna_Bluffgood   Germany. Aug 23 2007 12:14. Posts 1220


  On August 23 2007 10:45 Royal_Rumble wrote:
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doesn't sound like you finished your "little gag" yet


I contacted her friend to see if I can't get a little more information of her to tease Saki a bit. It's not like I would ever ask for her phone number or adaress, and even if I did, there is no harm done. Steffi probably gets hit on twice a day, leaving aside the fact that her friend, if she is her friend, would release that private information.

It still remains a "little gag" though even if you are trying to blow this way out of proportion. There is absolutely no harm done and I don't think the poor Steffi you are supposedly trying to protect here, will ever get to know any of it.


  On August 23 2007 Royal_Rumble wrote:
Don't use these stupid expressions old people in Germany do. I am not your friend.


Yeah, argue with technicalities, that will help, its a figure of speach ffs, and not just in Germany. You rightly pointed out that it is an expression that I'm perfectly fine with to use here, so believe you me, I wasn't implying that you are my friend.

I have no need to justify any of this to you, I was simply taken aback by your reaction, which is pretty silly imho.

 Last edit: 23/08/2007 12:19

PplusAD   Germany. Aug 23 2007 12:20. Posts 7180

dont be pussies

come to germany and make her love

<3

where is teh problem.
she will probably fall in love with dauts or sakis money easily

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

sTrAtO   Mexico. Aug 23 2007 14:25. Posts 5882


  On August 23 2007 11:20 PplusAD wrote:
where is teh problem.
she will probably fall in love with dauts or sakis money easily



when she sees dauts or sakis money, im sure she would insta-fold her boyfriend

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja 

Fayth    Canada. Aug 23 2007 15:18. Posts 10085


  On August 23 2007 13:25 sTrAtO wrote:
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when she sees dauts or sakis money, im sure she would insta-fold her boyfriend

as long as she's a hoe, yeah

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Sloverville   United States. Aug 24 2007 18:45. Posts 232

What a sincere rack...

 Last edit: 24/08/2007 18:45

Jelle   Belgium. Sep 17 2007 07:57. Posts 3476

lol wtf this is the funniest stuff ever how can u get pissed off by it


Royal_Rumble you are a grumpy fellow, cheer up my man!

GroT 

Syntax   United States. Sep 17 2007 10:55. Posts 4415

LOL nice one holmes hahahah

wut wut wut 

kantoiki   Australia. Apr 09 2008 01:11. Posts 3818

-----------BUMP----------

So I got home and checked my email and found I'd recieved a student email/spam of sorts regarding some kind of give away / competition and was about to delete when I noticed a very familiar face:





What?

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

kantoiki   Australia. Apr 09 2008 01:13. Posts 3818

For some reason the above post didn't bump the thread...?

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

 



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