i dropped out of high school today - Page 3

On August 06 2007 20:06 Ket wrote: LOL probably one of the more retarded things ive seen on the internet EVER people like you are why im embarassed to tell anyone i play poker

On August 06 2007 20:42 makito wrote: I though Maynard was good in poker. And by the way if I was in HS and I made like 5k a week , I would deff quit high school and play poker full time. Save some money up, start up my own business. too bad im in college and I suck at poker

??? that is dumb... if i was in highschool making 5k a week, i would definitely LOVE going to school in my sports car and get all the girls! and have the best weed and all that shit!

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sho...p;Number=11429211&an=0&page=0

lol nice job. I bet this is =PAV= undercover. Sidebets?

obvious joke..

On August 06 2007 19:49 Maynard! wrote: its my senior year and school just got back in session. i wake up in one of the periods, second or third, i couldnt remember which subject it even was until i heard the teacher mr. harrison running his fat mouth about how we students need to work harder studying and need to stop screwing around or we will end up in downward spiral in a sewer eating dog food for dinner. you know that pep talk teachers give you. they pretend they care about you, but really, the only reason they teach is for power. its a math class that i flunked last year due to absenses. i spent the entire summer 12 tabling SNG's on party and i was up all night playing until 6 am when i caught the school bus. i slept all through the class so far. one of the jock rejects in the back says something to harrison like: Why do we need math in the real world. to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly. harrison gets pissed that i interrupted him and wants to know what the hell im talking about. i say that i am a pro poker player and i am trying to give him a hand helping these donkeys understand math better. he basically tells me to stfu. he says poker is a great way to become a degenerate. he says its a sinful and motions to the jesus on his desk. he says that if ive gotten lucky i outta put that money in a mutual fund and save it for my future. i cant take anymore. lucky?, i say. i make more in a hour then you do in a week you min-wage 40-hour Clown. he is a little pissed off and tells me to watch it. he says something about anyone can get lucky. I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa. I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say. He goes mad at that, and tells me to get out of his classroom. At this point my future is written. Im done with high school. I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door. I know that i wont be coming back to that class or any class. I jump over the fence to avoid the min-wage affro security guard whose always stoned I jog home hoping to catch the next $100 MTT Nl Holdem on party. i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.

u my sir are a fucking idiot.

On August 06 2007 20:00 kimseongchan wrote: fuck, back to school for me in a month

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sho...p;Number=11429211&an=0&page=0

lol nice job. I bet this is =PAV= undercover. Sidebets?

christ... lolololol... good joke... got me all emo and shit..

LOL Clay is like waaaay more baller than this kid and even he finished high school.

1. Obv fake
2. I thought you were the real Maynard. Big letdown.

edit: You may still be real Maynard.

On August 06 2007 19:49 Maynard! wrote: i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.

This last part is soo beautifully cliche. IMO it really makes the post.

lol

On August 06 2007 21:50 capaneo wrote: ********************************************************** ********************************************************** ********************************************************** **********READ THIS FIRST U FUCKIN MORONS***************** ********************************************************** ********************************************************** ********************************************************** http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sho...p;Number=11429211&an=0&page=0 lol nice job. I bet this is =PAV= undercover. Sidebets?

Hey come on now, lets not hate on me please

link it once more cap, i didn't see it the first few times

oh.. its a copy of an old post
not funny