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SakiSaki  Sweden. Aug 02 2007 10:58. Posts 9687 | | |
As many of you have seen, Ryan Daut is in his blog claiming that my future whife, random german beer drinking girl, is infact his girlfiend Helga. Most people have accepted this fact since Daut actually provided factual evidence in pictures of him and "Helga". Undisputable evidence, some would say.
Or is it?
I will hereby prove that theres pictures are fake, forged to make me give up on my goal to find this godess and when doing so giving Daut a head start.
Lets have a look at the first picture shall we?
Ah, such a cute couple in a loving embrace, you just cant fake love like that. Or can you? Lets take a closer look.
When we look closely at the shadows on #1. dauts shoulder and #2. the beer shadow, we come to a terrifying conclution. The light seems to be coming from two diffrent sources(as indicated by the arrows)eventhough the picture clearly states that daut and "helga" was outside on a bright sunny day when it was taken. Intriguing yes?
Well, sometimes light can play with the mind you might say. Not yet convinced? Lets continue.
A neat picture indeed, but is it real?
Have a look at "Helga"s neck.(#1) if you focus totally on one spot by her neck it almost seems like the neck doesnt fit with the rest of the body. You can easily miss it but an experienced observer as myself did not. Well isnt that strange mr Daut? Strange indeed. Also note echos eyes(#2)and how they are completely fixed upon the camera. Thats just such a logic flaw that im surprised Daut overlooked it. There is just no way any guy would look at the camera when theres a hot chick like "Helga" present in the room. Especially not a british guy since the british werent really blessed with the best goods god had to offer when it comes to females(sorry guys but its true :/)
Still thinking the pictures are real? Fine, I have saved the best for last. Have a closer look at echos shirt. Looks just like a fresh tshirt any baller young chap would wear doesnt it? But theres more than meets the eye here. Lets see what comes out when we zoom in on the #3 square 10,000,000 times.
Daut, in his own ignorance and delusion of grandeur where so confident that he would never be caught in this horrible lie that he even left clues about his devious crime in the actual picture!
Oh Ryan Daut you fool! Thinking you could go up against me and live through another day!
My work here is done. Random german beer drinking girl, Im coming for you my love! And not even the 2007 PCA winner can stop me!
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Lol man. If you're still in uppsala the 25th you should bring your imaginary girlfriend and come to my moving-in-party. |
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Baalim Mexico. Aug 02 2007 11:03. Posts 34305 | | |
lol dude get a job or get wasted like rekrul or something
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Yugless United States. Aug 02 2007 11:04. Posts 7174 | | |
you're grasping at straws, those pics are clearly real |
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| | On August 02 2007 10:03 Baal wrote:
lol dude get a job or get wasted like rekrul or something
free time is not ur friend |
lol man don't say those thing to saki.
Also, get a nationality that's not a joke, border guards are not your friends! |
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Shabbzoy United Kingdom. Aug 02 2007 11:20. Posts 841 | | | |
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tae-g United States. Aug 02 2007 11:22. Posts 1782 | | |
very shrewd investigative work sir. well done |
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lol... september 11 is fake and we also never landed on the moon right ?
stop it saki |
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ggplz Sweden. Aug 02 2007 11:47. Posts 16784 | | | |
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pinbaLL Sweden. Aug 02 2007 11:54. Posts 7243 | | | |
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pinbaLL Sweden. Aug 02 2007 12:00. Posts 7243 | | |
part about english girls is so true
exception is ibsu's sister I guess |
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Daut United States. Aug 02 2007 12:00. Posts 8955 | | | |
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Trey United States. Aug 02 2007 12:13. Posts 5616 | | | |
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looooooooooooooooooooooool this girl can make endless stories |
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TianYuan Korea (South). Aug 02 2007 14:18. Posts 6817 | | | |
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DooMeR United States. Aug 02 2007 15:12. Posts 8562 | | | |
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bigbb33 Canada. Aug 02 2007 16:36. Posts 3679 | | |
Daut: "I am, therefore, resigning the presidency..." |
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Silver_nz New Zealand. Aug 02 2007 16:43. Posts 5647 | | |
"Or is it?" lolllllllllll love the way you wrote it hahah. |
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Bejamin1 Canada. Aug 02 2007 19:13. Posts 7042 | | |
SHE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A COMMON BAVARIAN WHORE! :O |
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ToT)MidiaN( United Kingdom. Aug 03 2007 17:28. Posts 5070 | | | |
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XeliN United Kingdom. Aug 03 2007 17:40. Posts 2365 | | |
lol im torn between what baal said and just how funny this blog post was |
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