Became a father

congrats winning one of the most important flips in life

Congrats, may you make each other happy.

Awesome dude ^_^ congrats!

thats a solid looking baby dude.
you made that?




I made one a bit ago it should be coming out any time in the next 1-10 weeks

Congrats!!!

Have fun with the poop machine and being on-call 24/7. Only a matter of time until you die and it dies. Don't worry I'm about to out narcissus you with a blog incoming.

congratz man

thank you guys!!

On September 03 2021 01:57 asdf2000 wrote: thats a solid looking baby dude. you made that? I made one a bit ago it should be coming out any time in the next 1-10 weeks

he is so beautiful sometimes I don't believe I made it lol

On September 03 2021 02:37 RiKD wrote: Have fun with the poop machine and being on-call 24/7. Only a matter of time until you die and it dies. Don't worry I'm about to out narcissus you with a blog incoming.

what

I am still a poop machine although my parents no longer have to change me nor do they have to be on call 24 hours a day 7 days a week. I wish I was never born and was born without my consent to please my parents' vanity as simple as that. I am considered a "waste" by global neoliberal capitalism standards and do not please my parent's vanity besides the fact that I am tall, blonde, blue-eyed and pleasant looking. Other than that my parents are ashamed of me and I am a blotch on their resumes.

Your child was born into a collapsing world of great suffering. Do your best mate. I hope that the little limited expressions are worth it and he crawls fine and walks fine and talks fine and somehow finds a temptation to exist (had to give a tip of the hat to the ole Cioran there).

I stand by what I said but perhaps I should not blast my ressentiment on to a new father experiencing joy.

Never forget that you brought it here with out consent though.

I'm sorry for your pain dude, I hope you get better.

Rikd you are a waste only in that you are so self absorbed and egotistical that you choose to ignore the talents you have and make the most of opportunities around you. You have made the choice to have self loathing and be miserable and your posts are pure drivel, written almost as a form of masturbation in prose. Your self pity is stale. You've turned away all the good that could happen to you and spout cliched nihilistic views.

CBT may actually work for you. I doubt it, though, because you have no follow through and any hint of success will turn you away.

Shame on you for pissing all over this welcome and good news that Tutz shared with the fragmented remains of the LP community. I wasn't going to post but after seeing your comments, fuck off.

Congratulations Tutz, he's a handsome kid and you're a proud dad who's gonna do great.

Travis, congrats to you as well. My little girl is 7 months and babies are a lot of work, though with each smile I'm reminded how much love there is and how worth it she is.


Cheers guys. Except you, Rikd, I hope you find the courage to grow up and give yourself a chance. I have no pity for you.

Now that my hair is long and on point i honestly think my mom loves me more because my hair is better than hers and my sisters. My 1 sister's hair is absolutely glorious and way better than mine but it is brown and not blonde like my mom's hair so she doesn't register this.

I mostly am an ink blot that my dad tries to hide. Occasionally, he likes some independent take I have and is excited that we have bonded over this.

All of this because they decided to have unprotected sex somewhere along the way of a manic fueled cross country escapade. They like to say I was conceived in New Orleans which I will accept because I have always felt part Gambit. I'm probably 50% French even though my dad won't admit it due to his silly "English" hate of the French.

The conclusion is that making fun of breeders is really only something that should be done with fellow non-breeders especially if the breeder is new and insecure like all new breeders are. It's simply a philosophical difference although what I have found through the years is that breeders never cease to amaze me with their denial. So, avoid denial and give your kid a good life and there really aren't any problems here (to parents that already have had a child).

Jeez RiKD, i've always liked you but is it a good time after a child is born to come talk bad of tutz who seems like a somewhat good person and will likely give a fine life to his child. I haven't had it the easiest with my parent and I get your feeling but "breeders" aren't all completely blind, altho alot are. The world isn't in apocalypse yet, sure it's looking gloom but the world has almost always been shit.

You probably didn't mean any harm I guess, just sharing your view. Anyway peace.

Gratz Tutz, long and healthy life francisco! You too tutz and rikd.

I don't mind going into taboo subjects. I don't live for the "Like" button.

I think tutz will be alright.

Seriously though, framing it as they brought in their child with out consent leads to better outcomes than the kid is a gift from God that we allowed to live. Both are true but parents should be grateful for their child first rather than thinking the child owes them something for being THROWN into this existence.

By the way, everyone probably thinks I hate kids. I am a fantastic uncle to my 3 nephews and I take that duty very seriously. Once the kiddos are here we have to do everything in our power to educate them and give them a chance at the good life.

your baby kind of looks like trump

Didn't try to say you wanted like, just bad timing to post this here, let him live his small joy. Tutz will be fine indeed.

I disagree that it was bad timing. Sometimes the herd needs to be prodded.

On September 07 2021 00:18 hiems wrote: your baby kind of looks like trump

Trump is retarded but he is good looking so thank you

Thank you to everyone wishing me well, really

I won't get into the phylosophical debate with RiKD because I know we have very different world views at the end of the day. Nevertheless I hope he can find more meaning to his life and therefore some happiness

I got curious about the political views of fellow LPers so I oppened the Politics Thread to take a look and I was amazed at the amount of right wingers here. I was even more impreessed with how much time some of you have spent here dicussing politics. There was a time when I'd love to engage in these debates, but I don't have time for that anymore. By the way, I'm a communist, kinda of. Just saying.

On another news, I just recently passed the Federal Police exams, which means I will became a Federal Agent for the Brazilian Federal Police soon. Police academy starts in February. I will post more here once I get my badge. And before anyone say anything about me being a communist and joining the Police, I first have to say that I'm doing this more because of my son. Federal Agents here in Brazil have a good salary and benefits, so this will help me provide my son with a decent life for now. Working as a Yoga Teacher here is not enough for me to give my son the life that I want to give him. I'm also studying to become a Federal Auditor, which pays 80% more than what Federal Agents make, but it's gonna take me more time get there.

On September 05 2021 13:28 chris wrote: Rikd you are a waste only in that you are so self absorbed and egotistical that you choose to ignore the talents you have and make the most of opportunities around you. You have made the choice to have self loathing and be miserable and your posts are pure drivel, written almost as a form of masturbation in prose. Your self pity is stale. You've turned away all the good that could happen to you and spout cliched nihilistic views. CBT may actually work for you. I doubt it, though, because you have no follow through and any hint of success will turn you away. Shame on you for pissing all over this welcome and good news that Tutz shared with the fragmented remains of the LP community. I wasn't going to post but after seeing your comments, fuck off. Congratulations Tutz, he's a handsome kid and you're a proud dad who's gonna do great. Travis, congrats to you as well. My little girl is 7 months and babies are a lot of work, though with each smile I'm reminded how much love there is and how worth it she is. Cheers guys. Except you, Rikd, I hope you find the courage to grow up and give yourself a chance. I have no pity for you.

Why would rikd benefit from cock and ball torture

Btw Francisco is a great name. Francisco Franco was a wise leader probably one of the greatest in modern history.

On September 07 2021 21:00 hiems wrote: Btw Francisco is a great name. Francisco Franco was a wise leader probably one of the greatest in modern history.

The Pope's name is Francisco, and he is a great person. Also, Francisco Xavier is the name of the greatest spiritual leader here is Brazil. I admire him a lot. I prefer to associate my son with those two.

Francisco Franco was a terrible person. I feel sorry for you if you are serious in your comment.

What makes Franco a terrible person? You realize the republicans were equally terrible during the Spanish Civil War?

The fact that Franco is regarded by history as some sort of monster shows you how powerful the left's propaganda machine is. I saw some documentary of the War with views from multiple perspectives and a pro-Franco old lady recalls the war saying how she thought Franco saved us but then her children and grandchildren ask her how can she like Franco grandma!!, and she doubt herself and says maybe she was wrong all of the sudden lol.

Franco absolutely saved Spain from becoming a gutter nation and led them to prosperity. He is a much more important figure than any of those popes or whatever most ppl dont give a crap about. Your son is lucky to share his name with him.

Rikd needs to chill and Chris needs to be more compassionate. Mental health people needs more compassion and trump is not dumb. He’s actually a genius but the fake media just portrays him to be terrible.

How to solve rikd misery? Rikd needs to do something drastic to change his life perspective. I’m not sure what it is but something must change so he can be somewhat happy again. I pray 4 U to get better rikd. I’ve been down before but winners get back up and continue the journey. Maybe u should start volunteering if u have time. Go meet some new people, make some new friends. Start enjoying life again

Rikd ur in ur prime lots of time to get back up and be happy life long. U can overcome this mental blockage, if u really are up for it.

Congrats on parenthood, it's amazing and you're in for a hell of a ride. Great looking baby

Lol i cant believe someone brought up franco in this thread

On September 12 2021 11:41 Raidern wrote: Lol i cant believe someone brought up franco in this thread

lol LP.net has been a political forum for a while


congrats on the baby man, enjoy.

Many congratulations! The photo where Francisco fits into your hands is cool~

I like tutz

I had to watch my 4 year old nephew today for 8 hours. BE READY! What a fucking rollercoaster cara!

Congrats buddy

On September 05 2021 03:38 tutz wrote: I'm sorry for your pain dude, I hope you get better.

+1