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LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Jun 13 2014 17:18. Posts 15163

Which one would you choose.

One answer cracked me up, you know who you are :D

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93% Sure! Last edit: 13/06/2014 17:19

GoldRush   United States. Jun 13 2014 17:22. Posts 1025

without sex obv.

i did 2 years without sex, by choice, after a long ass relationship, first month was insanely hard, after that it was a breeze and i haven't felt a need for companionship since then.

active again, that was 2006-2008, but it helped my life tremendously.


GoldRush   United States. Jun 13 2014 17:26. Posts 1025

it did wonders for my psychology and how i view the world and let me get n control of the vaginal wrench.


ggplz   Sweden. Jun 13 2014 17:35. Posts 16784

1 year without sex in your 20s is insanity imo! *spanks baalim*

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devon06atX   Canada. Jun 13 2014 20:33. Posts 5458

LOL, poor Baal


Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Jun 13 2014 20:58. Posts 9634

The comments below the video are funnier tbh :D So much hate


bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jun 13 2014 21:44. Posts 8648

HAHAHAHA

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AndrewSong    United States. Jun 13 2014 22:10. Posts 2355

LOL Baal just became my hero


JosephCalgary   Canada. Jun 13 2014 22:18. Posts 285

I went 40 days without sex or masturbation and my testicles receded into my body.

What is the crime for apostasy?! 

JosephCalgary   Canada. Jun 13 2014 22:19. Posts 285

sex last for a minute, games last you all day. games is better than sex imo

What is the crime for apostasy?! 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 13 2014 22:35. Posts 34250


  On June 13 2014 16:35 ggplz wrote:
1 year without sex in your 20s is insanity imo! *spanks baalim*



Im 30 I can handle it now

I think many of them are lying and are probalby already on a months strech of no sex lol.


Now if the question was no sex or masturbate in 1 year... then shit just got real.

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mnj   United States. Jun 13 2014 23:38. Posts 3848

beautiful game, dirty businesss
http://www.economist.com/news/leaders...f-it-were-run-honestly-beautiful-game


Baalim   Mexico. Jun 13 2014 23:57. Posts 34250


  On June 13 2014 22:38 mnj wrote:
beautiful game, dirty businesss
http://www.economist.com/news/leaders...f-it-were-run-honestly-beautiful-game



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drone666   Brasil. Jun 14 2014 00:02. Posts 1821

wtf, pretty easy question, most of them are nerds lying because they are afraid people will think they are ubernerds if they say 1 year without sex, some of them are probably still virgins
props to baal for being honest

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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 14 2014 00:40. Posts 34250

I dont think anybody is a virgin and probably people like Talonchick and Dale are telling the truth but my read is that others are just saving face there

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whamm!   Albania. Jun 14 2014 00:40. Posts 11625

Speaking for myself, being in my 40s sex is slowly less and less a priority.
since getting laid here without engaging in an affair is almost impossible and expensive, plus all the internet porn videos pretty much killed the whole idea of regular sex for me lol


traxamillion   United States. Jun 14 2014 02:27. Posts 10468

I didn't have sex for almost a year after my last breakup. Didn't even hardly go out (as in to bars or w/e social situations with females) much at all.


Loco   Canada. Jun 14 2014 02:27. Posts 20963

Anyone else had closed-captioning enabled for the video? They totally messed up the transcript for Baal. "I play as baalim and poor's so safely mostly 25" rofl.

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TimDawg    United States. Jun 14 2014 03:14. Posts 10197

props to Baal for being only honest one (Innerpsy too i guess) with that question

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Daut    United States. Jun 14 2014 04:40. Posts 8955

i would give up poker even though i dont have a ton of sex, maybe ~5 different girls a year when single? but i really enjoy the chase and to date girls that let me get to 2nd base then shut me down repeatedly. would choose that over poker. (i assume no sex means no kissing or anything with the other sex as well)

but if i were a 25 year old .5/1 player that needed to grind to live, its sex without a question. ive gone a year sexless since i first got laid at 17, it wasnt that awful. but if it was no masturbation on top of that, id just get a job.

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MadeInPolanD   Poland. Jun 14 2014 05:51. Posts 1383

i guess 1 year without poker would really make me look hard for a regular job i would enjoy a lot, but i'm always looking for more girls to have sex and fun with without having a relationship so i may be bias

meh reading and writting about sex on internet forums lol




  On June 13 2014 23:02 drone666 wrote:
wtf, pretty easy question, most of them are nerds lying because they are afraid people will think they are ubernerds if they say 1 year without sex, some of them are probably still virgins
props to baal for being honest



The question is about giving it up assuming you can get it - at least thats how i understand it.
Lets reverse it: would you give up playing poker for a year if there were no single deck of cards in the world and no possibility of making one? Seems ridiculous.

Make it rain$$$Last edit: 14/06/2014 05:59

dnagardi   Hungary. Jun 14 2014 07:02. Posts 1776

interesting how everyone insta said no sex, i wonder if u ask random ppl on the street the same (no sex vs you cant work your current job) what would they choose


K40Cheddar   United States. Jun 14 2014 09:13. Posts 2202


  On June 13 2014 21:35 Baalim wrote:
Now if the question was no sex or masturbate in 1 year... then shit just got real.



+1

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JosephCalgary   Canada. Jun 14 2014 11:54. Posts 285


  On June 13 2014 23:40 Baalim wrote:
I dont think anybody is a virgin and probably people like Talonchick and Dale are telling the truth but my read is that others are just saving face there



dude no poker pro who has money is a virgin. Once I got money as a virgin instant search for prostitutes.
Like Jay z says if you grew up with hoes you be celebrating the minute you havin dough

What is the crime for apostasy?!Last edit: 14/06/2014 11:55

Stroggoz   New Zealand. Jun 14 2014 23:21. Posts 5296


  On June 14 2014 10:54 JosephCalgary wrote:
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dude no poker pro who has money is a virgin. Once I got money as a virgin instant search for prostitutes.
Like Jay z says if you grew up with hoes you be celebrating the minute you havin dough


i think most people would rather have no sex than sex with a prostitute though

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Rande   Finland. Jun 15 2014 00:13. Posts 181

wtf lemon you blow the roof to cosmosphere with this question

in 1 month there would be thousand cocks coming out of my nostrils if no sex.

wtf u need poker for


Rande   Finland. Jun 15 2014 00:14. Posts 181

seriously


devon06atX   Canada. Jun 15 2014 00:22. Posts 5458


  On June 14 2014 22:21 Stroggoz wrote:
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i think most people would rather have no sex than sex with a prostitute though


lol. Whatever man.


Stroggoz   New Zealand. Jun 15 2014 06:57. Posts 5296


  On June 14 2014 23:22 devon06atX wrote:
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lol. Whatever man.



having sex with a prostitute is act of domination, since it is based on economic exploitation. Most people when they realize they are dominating another person cease to do it out of empathy and eventually get to enjoy the fruits of another persons liberation. That's a general trend in history.

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Romm3l   Germany. Jun 15 2014 07:18. Posts 285


  On June 15 2014 05:57 Stroggoz wrote:
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having sex with a prostitute is act of domination, since it is based on economic exploitation. Most people when they realize they are dominating another person cease to do it out of empathy and eventually get to enjoy the fruits of another persons liberation. That's a general trend in history.


Interesting post, can you expand a bit on the general trend in history part? ('the better angels of our nature' is on my reading list but i never get round to it)


Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Jun 15 2014 07:23. Posts 9634


  On June 13 2014 21:35 Baalim wrote:
Now if the question was no sex or masturbate in 1 year... then shit just got real.



Not 1year tho, no poker 1 year, no sex/masturbation ~3-6 months. Otherwise question goes to the other extreme :/


  On June 15 2014 06:18 Romm3l wrote:
Interesting post, can you expand a bit on the general trend in history part? ('the better angels of our nature' is on my reading list but i never get round to it)



+1 I never seem to get to start the book, have it on my kindle since Bill Gates promoted it like 1-2 years ago

 Last edit: 15/06/2014 07:24

JosephCalgary   Canada. Jun 15 2014 08:16. Posts 285


  On June 15 2014 05:57 Stroggoz wrote:
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having sex with a prostitute is act of domination, since it is based on economic exploitation. Most people when they realize they are dominating another person cease to do it out of empathy and eventually get to enjoy the fruits of another persons liberation. That's a general trend in history.



then buying a cheeseburger at mcdonalds is act of domination and economic exploitation. I went to a strip club and this stripper said she does massages and gave me her card. This is in pennsylvania. I ask her if she does happy endings. And she says You know you're wrong. I see no difference between a back massage and a cock massage. one just feels better than the other. How is a cock massage domination and economic exploitation but a back massage isnt? explain.

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JosephCalgary   Canada. Jun 15 2014 08:17. Posts 285

Being a prostitute is a wonderful career. I love making guys cum. For like a year in my life I was a tranny and I would have sex with guys for free. Having sex with guys for money is like wtf im in heaven.

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devon06atX   Canada. Jun 15 2014 11:31. Posts 5458

I've never had a prostitute in my life, but I think it's more just the act of enjoying sex + their body. I personally find it much more gratifying to know someone *wants* to sleep with me, as opposed to someone just sleeping with me for my $.

That being said, if I had a ton of disposable income and hadn't had sex in awhile, I would absolutely call up some escort. For the companionship + the sex with some ridiculously hot girl. However, if I had that much disposable income, I'd rather just take a few girls with me on my boat... since everyone knows boats are a panty-dropper.

I personally think it's sexist as hell that athletes get paid to use their bodies, yet in many places, women aren't given the opportunity to take advantage of their bodies. However, that's a whole other topic that probably warrants it's own thread heh.

Joseph does raise a very valid point. Are masseuses being economically exploited? Hairdressers? Salon workers? Hell, I suppose he's right, Mcdonalds workers as well? Shit, what about fishermen? Those guys sometimes risk their lives to get us our fish-fix.

I think it would be liberating, as a woman, to be able to use your body as a money maker. I remember doing a group project on this in some "Women in Management" course in my 4th year (it was basically a neo-feminist class), and the resounding consensus was that it *is* liberating for women to be able to do whatever they want with their bodies. I'm not talking about the crack whores giving blowies behind garbage cans, but the women who make a 'real living' out of it. I would also argue the crack whores problem is a massive drug addiction, not the act of exchanging sex for money.

 Last edit: 15/06/2014 11:32

mnj   United States. Jun 15 2014 13:38. Posts 3848


  On June 15 2014 10:31 devon06atX wrote:
I've never had a prostitute in my life, but I think it's more just the act of enjoying sex + their body. I personally find it much more gratifying to know someone *wants* to sleep with me, as opposed to someone just sleeping with me for my $.

That being said, if I had a ton of disposable income and hadn't had sex in awhile, I would absolutely call up some escort. For the companionship + the sex with some ridiculously hot girl. However, if I had that much disposable income, I'd rather just take a few girls with me on my boat... since everyone knows boats are a panty-dropper.

I personally think it's sexist as hell that athletes get paid to use their bodies, yet in many places, women aren't given the opportunity to take advantage of their bodies. However, that's a whole other topic that probably warrants it's own thread heh.

Joseph does raise a very valid point. Are masseuses being economically exploited? Hairdressers? Salon workers? Hell, I suppose he's right, Mcdonalds workers as well? Shit, what about fishermen? Those guys sometimes risk their lives to get us our fish-fix.

I think it would be liberating, as a woman, to be able to use your body as a money maker. I remember doing a group project on this in some "Women in Management" course in my 4th year (it was basically a neo-feminist class), and the resounding consensus was that it *is* liberating for women to be able to do whatever they want with their bodies. I'm not talking about the crack whores giving blowies behind garbage cans, but the women who make a 'real living' out of it. I would also argue the crack whores problem is a massive drug addiction, not the act of exchanging sex for money.



that said they're pretty good at showing they *want* to sleep with you big daddy.

yea super liberating, leggo belle knox.

i agree with you all jests aside. i think it's ridiculous that men who are born retardedly talented and can play sports, child games for a living is seen as a virtuous and honorable thing.

in the same vein, girls do a lot to enhance their physical beauty or do things like geisha's and improve their ability for conversation which is just flirting etc. that stuff shouldn't be looked down upon.

i think the worst case though, is "that kid went to school, he got good grades, and now he got a good job". this last case is prob the most "preferable" to society and is seen as the most virtuous. meanwhile "jocks" and "sluts" are the ones who took the easy way out etc.

i didn't read josephs post so i dunno about hair dressers being "economically deprived" which already is a red flag in my head but feelin good man. im going to finish my 5th Bellini and go shawping at the mawllll

#MAWLIN

 Last edit: 15/06/2014 13:42

locoo   Peru. Jun 15 2014 15:16. Posts 4561

Haha tough questions. I'd go with one year without poker only because I'm already looking into other stuff and would help me to really focus. If I was just starting to crush like 3-4 years ago I'd go with 1 year without sex.

I loved the part with Kanu "cut that out" hahah he really looked like "man wtf did I just say"

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TalentedTom    Canada. Jun 15 2014 17:56. Posts 20070


  On June 14 2014 22:21 Stroggoz wrote:
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i think most people would rather have no sex than sex with a prostitute though



this can be settled with a poll

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JosephCalgary   Canada. Jun 15 2014 18:44. Posts 285

My first experience with a prostitute happened after many nights trying to fuck women by going to bars and picking them up. It wasn't working. I have 0 game. Ad said it was blonde with double ds. So I called, she came, she weighed 300lbs. Her belly was like a giant tumor. But I had never had sex with anyone and I wanted to have sex with someone so I couldn't turn her away. She was willing to have sex with me. It cost 225$. She sucked my dick. She asked me if I wanted to fuck her pussy. This woman was quite grosteque I didnt want to get anywhere near her pussy. I fucked her tits til I came. It lasted 10 minutes, she got paid 225$, I got off. Who is being economically exploited. No one makes 225$ for 10 minutes except like professional athletes and musicians.. There a damn poker player among who makes 225$ per 10 minutes. And YOU SAY IM ECONOMICALLY EXPLOITING A 300 LB WOMAN? SHE EXPLOITED ME. If prostitution was legal as it should be the price of sex would go down considerably. So the johns are being economically exploited by the prostitutes. Imo

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JosephCalgary   Canada. Jun 15 2014 18:47. Posts 285

And I went to costa rica where prostitution is legal. And beauty of prostitutes is competitive there. I saw the most beautiful woman in costa rica prostituting. It cost 100$ to fuck. Thats cheap Ill give you that. But you know how much these people make a day. They dont make 100$ in a day. Prostitutes get paid better than alot of other professions in Costa Rica.

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JosephCalgary   Canada. Jun 15 2014 19:17. Posts 285

Let me explain more economic exploitation that goes on. I moved to las vegas specifically for prostitutes. I go to this asian massage parlor 60$ for 1 hour massage. 100$ for handjob. Handjob last 2 minutes. Massage last 60 minutes. How the fuck am I not being exploited by this, I dont how to articulate, Because my cock remains hidden in public that touching it for 2 minutes should cost 100$? The handjob should just be part of the 1 hour massage. wtf why wouldnt it be?

What is the crime for apostasy?!Last edit: 15/06/2014 19:18

handbanana21   United States. Jun 15 2014 19:18. Posts 3037


  On June 15 2014 17:47 JosephCalgary wrote:
And I went to costa rica where prostitution is legal. And beauty of prostitutes is competitive there. I saw the most beautiful woman in costa rica prostituting. It cost 100$ to fuck. Thats cheap Ill give you that. But you know how much these people make a day. They dont make 100$ in a day. Prostitutes get paid better than alot of other professions in Costa Rica.



Thats because they chose not to go to university. Only the hottest girls are pulling 1-2 clients a day, and thats mostly only during high season.


Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Jun 16 2014 08:13. Posts 9634

you keep using the word "exploited" yet i don't think it means what you think it means ....


NotSorry   United States. Jun 16 2014 11:19. Posts 2603

I'm a sex addict rarely going a day without by choice. After 2-3days my personally shifts greatly and I become easily agitated and very aggressive like a boarderline roid rage. I haven't gone more than 3weeks at anytime without sex since my first time. I generally take 4-5days off before a fight to help get into that killer mind state. So yea bai bai poker for me.

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waga   United Kingdom. Jun 16 2014 12:24. Posts 2375

well ... let's just say that someone's blog makes sense now ...


Daut    United States. Jun 16 2014 14:32. Posts 8955


  On June 15 2014 07:17 JosephCalgary wrote:
Being a prostitute is a wonderful career. I love making guys cum. For like a year in my life I was a tranny and I would have sex with guys for free. Having sex with guys for money is like wtf im in heaven.



I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. ....

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GoldRush   United States. Jun 16 2014 15:31. Posts 1025

lol guy we have some stories in common thats for sure bud


LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Jun 16 2014 15:41. Posts 15163


  On June 16 2014 10:19 NotSorry wrote:
I'm a sex addict rarely going a day without by choice. After 2-3days my personally shifts greatly and I become easily agitated and very aggressive like a boarderline roid rage. I haven't gone more than 3weeks at anytime without sex since my first time. I generally take 4-5days off before a fight to help get into that killer mind state. So yea bai bai poker for me.


cant you channel that into liek MMA or weight lifting?

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blackjacki2   United States. Jun 16 2014 18:14. Posts 2581

without sex, easy. i've already went 30 years without sex. then again for 8 years.


TheHuHu3   United States. Jun 17 2014 22:29. Posts 5544

I've gone 48 years without sex. What's 1 more?

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NotSorry   United States. Jun 18 2014 00:13. Posts 2603


  On June 16 2014 14:41 LemOn[5thF] wrote:
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cant you channel that into liek MMA or weight lifting?
I really don't like the person I become, so I try to keep it for near competition time only.

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 18 2014 01:31. Posts 34250


  On June 15 2014 05:57 Stroggoz wrote:
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having sex with a prostitute is act of domination, since it is based on economic exploitation. Most people when they realize they are dominating another person cease to do it out of empathy and eventually get to enjoy the fruits of another persons liberation. That's a general trend in history.



Exploitation and domination? its not like you are beating an underage thai sex salve...

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JosephCalgary   Canada. Jun 18 2014 08:54. Posts 285

holy stroggoz

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MARSHALL28   United States. Jun 21 2014 16:22. Posts 1897

this forum = lost


punix   Germany. Jun 21 2014 20:12. Posts 406

OMG BAAALIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone even saying "thats an easy one: one year no poker
and that are poker craziyyyy dudes... so feel f*****ing ashamed man omg...

 Last edit: 21/06/2014 20:21

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 21 2014 22:11. Posts 34250


  On June 21 2014 19:12 punix wrote:
OMG BAAALIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone even saying "thats an easy one: one year no poker
and that are poker craziyyyy dudes... so feel f*****ing ashamed man omg...



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PplusAD   Germany. Jun 22 2014 05:01. Posts 7180

I think baal gave the best answer
All this other guys trying to be cool

I mean come one sex is so fucking overrated.....
I am 29years now and 10years of my life i have had sex on a regular base. 2 years i was without.
17 (had some sex) 18-20 (none) 21-29 regular

I somehow am kinda bored of it right now .... have the feeling i just do it cause well there is no reason not to ....

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)Last edit: 22/06/2014 05:01

devon06atX   Canada. Jun 24 2014 00:09. Posts 5458

I think Baal wrote a post earlier about how it seems like most the guys were (as you said) trying to sound cool, posturing. A few of them looked like they would be appealing to females, but I honestly doubt most of their 'game' or whatever. You guys know what I mean. I think, generally speaking, professional poker players aren't exactly sexually appealing people.

At least Baal has the balls to speak his real mind.

That being said, I did also feel a slight 'Awwww shit baal, you didn't!' hahaha.

No sex for a year sounds very unappealing to me, personally. I'm also 29. I couldn't even begin to put a dollar figure on not having sex for a year. Not saying it's the end all, be all, I just wouldn't know how to even start quantifying it.


TimDawg    United States. Jun 24 2014 00:50. Posts 10197


  On June 21 2014 15:22 MARSHALL28 wrote:
this forum = lost

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Silver_nz   New Zealand. Jun 25 2014 06:17. Posts 5647

I don't really play poker anymore, but I am not that in love with sex either. Who wants to put in all the effort needed to get sex when you have + Show Spoiler +

 Last edit: 25/06/2014 06:18

dnagardi   Hungary. Jun 26 2014 06:09. Posts 1776

autoblow LOL


Mariuslol   Norway. Jun 27 2014 08:40. Posts 4742


  On June 16 2014 10:19 NotSorry wrote:
I'm a sex addict rarely going a day without by choice. After 2-3days my personally shifts greatly and I become easily agitated and very aggressive like a boarderline roid rage. I haven't gone more than 3weeks at anytime without sex since my first time. I generally take 4-5days off before a fight to help get into that killer mind state. So yea bai bai poker for me.



Oh god, that means in like, a war like scenario, where it's only men, and society is about to break down, you'd start raping us lol. And we wouldn't be able to stop you either I bet, so big and strong n shit, uææhh.

 Last edit: 27/06/2014 08:43

Mariuslol   Norway. Jun 27 2014 08:40. Posts 4742

*Runs off*


chris   United States. Jun 29 2014 09:49. Posts 5503

notsorry got marius excited, haha

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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 30 2014 02:20. Posts 34250

he came

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