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Floofy Canada. Oct 09 2013 15:52. Posts 8708 | | |
so, as some of you know, i had made myself a fuckfriend. the girl was pretty nice since she would literally do anything i wanted on demand (blowjob massage sex etc), and we was soon getting tested/contraception for safe unprotected sex. The problem was i wasn't really into her and she was obviously develloping feelings.
So during this time, there was this one girl that was flirting me, but she lived 1h30 away from me, so i was somewhat uninterested. Eventually we did cam and stuff i realized that girl really seemed amazing so i gave it a shot and meet her...
We first went into restaurant, and then went for "a walk in the park". so as soon as i saw a bench, i sat there, and got her to sit next to me. So i kissed her, we made out for some time, and then it went like really hardcore where she sat on me, dry humping me while doing intense makeout. Considering the park was empty and it was late and dark, i actually started touching her everywhere, and eventually rubbing her clit... and after a while... i actually tryed to undress her LOL. But it is october and it was pretty cold outside, and we were actually in a public park, so she was like... "what are you doing?".
Then we decided to go back to her car, walking side by side. THen she asked me "so what do you want to do now?". So i was like... "huh i don't know the town, where do you want to go out?". Then she was like "i wasn't thinking about that...." Then we started making out again, and after that i asked her to go to her place. So we actually saw her dad and i was pretty afraid he would shake my hand considering how my hand smelled his daughter's pussy. We went downstairs and thats where we literally ended up both naked (except she kept her panties on), and we dry humped + make out for a while. I actually stupidly didn't bring condoms because i didn't want to mess things up with this girl (i tend to suck at sex with condoms on), but i was so excited i actually tryed to have sex with her. She denied, both because it was first night and she has principles, but also because we had no condoms...
After that i left shortly after. When we talked on facebook she seemed to keep interest and did some <3 when we went to sleep a few times. She also told me when she was driving home and feeling tired she was thinking about me to stay awake.
Then i had made plan to see each others this weekend, even found a nice activity of zombie simulation, and she seemed to look forward to it. But now...
Monday i caught a cold... so i really hope i'm going to feel better by then. making out and then pausing to sneeze isn't exactly the biggest turn on ever. my plan is to just tell her about it and try to delay the date to sunday, or even skip this weekend completly. but i'm not feeling too horrible at all
And the second thing is, i'm wondering if i should consult a doctor tomorow about my occasionnal erection problems... i mean friday i didn't seem like i had any problems with my erections, but i had problems with my fuck friend a few times, so i really don't want it to happen with this girl. Seeing the doctor could be embassing and trouble, but this doctor is really good and will probably do blood test and stuff, so if its physical he will find out and probably prescribe something, so idk. But at the same time i know oral medication can be pretty dangerous if you have 0 problems down there. I know my problem might just be due to porn, but i'm not 100% sure.
Notes: this girl is actually the best looking one i've been with. Cute face, and actually really slim. She also seems sane, and has a good job. Likes video games, doesn't do drugs or shit like that. Seems nice and funny. Also the most intense make out i ever had. Hence why i don't wanna fuck things up.
Note: i told the truth to the Fuck Friend so won't see her again for now....
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Daut  United States. Oct 09 2013 16:09. Posts 8955 | | |
| | On October 09 2013 14:52 Floofy wrote:So we actually saw her dad and i was pretty afraid he would shake my hand considering how my hand smelled his daughter's pussy. |
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Twisted Netherlands. Oct 09 2013 17:35. Posts 10422 | | |
You are amazing Floofy
LOL hand smell |
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ktp United States. Oct 09 2013 17:47. Posts 48 | | |
Floofly are you introvert or extrovert? |
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el_tilon Canada. Oct 09 2013 18:05. Posts 296 | | |
Fuckfriend rules:
1. Just call me if you want to have sex
2. Never say I love you, I miss you, and that stuff
3. NO JEALOUS SCENES
4. Never meet her parents.
If anyone know more of these rules based on experience please feel free to write it down
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k4ir0s Canada. Oct 09 2013 18:22. Posts 3476 | | |
| | On October 09 2013 14:52 Floofy wrote:
She denied, both because it was first night and she has principles. |
LOL'd she's almost completely naked and humping you, and she denies sex because she has principles? xD |
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Floofy Canada. Oct 09 2013 18:34. Posts 8708 | | |
| | On October 09 2013 16:47 ktp wrote:
Floofly are you introvert or extrovert? |
probably more introvert. |
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Floofy Canada. Oct 09 2013 18:36. Posts 8708 | | |
| | On October 09 2013 17:22 k4ir0s wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 09 2013 14:52 Floofy wrote:
She denied, both because it was first night and she has principles. |
LOL'd she's almost completely naked and humping you, and she denies sex because she has principles? xD
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lol i think if i had condoms it might have been possible to get sex tho xD
But i don't see this as a major problem... we will just do it later no biggie, and she didn't have to feel like a whore by sleeping on the first night. |
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chris United States. Oct 09 2013 18:40. Posts 5503 | | | |
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GoTuNk Chile. Oct 09 2013 19:00. Posts 2860 | | |
HOW DO YOU MEET SO MANY GIRLS |
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| | On October 09 2013 18:00 GoTuNk wrote:
HOW DO YOU MEET SO MANY GIRLS |
It's called the internet.
But relevant question, seems you are a 'natural' Floofy! Way to go! =) |
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bigredhoss Cook Islands. Oct 09 2013 19:14. Posts 8648 | | |
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PuertoRican United States. Oct 09 2013 19:39. Posts 13039 | | |
You should post a picture of this chick so we can see her body. You could put something over her face to hide her identity, if need be. |
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ktp United States. Oct 09 2013 20:14. Posts 48 | | | |
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el_tilon Canada. Oct 09 2013 20:53. Posts 296 | | |
| | On October 09 2013 18:04 SpasticInk wrote:
It's called the internet.
But relevant question, seems you are a 'natural' Floofy! Way to go! =)
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LOL, facebook I guess |
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TheTrees United States. Oct 09 2013 21:11. Posts 1592 | | |
Floofy's genes would die out if the internet didn't exist. That's been well established |
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Floofy Canada. Oct 09 2013 22:19. Posts 8708 | | |
| | On October 09 2013 18:39 PuertoRican wrote:
You should post a picture of this chick so we can see her body. You could put something over her face to hide her identity, if need be. |
hmmm not entirely stupid idea.
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Arirang Canada. Oct 09 2013 22:19. Posts 1673 | | |
i live vicariously through floofy guys |
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Floofy Canada. Oct 09 2013 22:22. Posts 8708 | | |
| | On October 09 2013 20:11 TheTrees wrote:
Floofy's genes would die out if the internet didn't exist. That's been well established |
Yes and no.
TODAY i could probably learn to pick up chicks IRL. One of the only IRL chick i interact with (my roomate) got pretty interested in me.
But if it wasn't for the internet i wouldn't be who i am today and so i'm not sure i would have any sucess lool
I mean from the moment i got a facebook account i can work my magic. It must not be THAT hard to open a chick and get her facebook, i just never really had to bother. |
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Floofy Canada. Oct 09 2013 22:58. Posts 8708 | | |
Geez u been annoying me with this enough
INTJ
Introvert(89%) iNtuitive(62%) Thinking(12%) Judging(67%)
You have strong preference of Introversion over Extraversion (89%)
You have distinctive preference of Intuition over Sensing (62%)
You have slight preference of Thinking over Feeling (12%)
You have distinctive preference of Judging over Perceiving (67%)
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bigredhoss Cook Islands. Oct 09 2013 23:01. Posts 8648 | | |
| | On October 09 2013 21:19 Floofy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 09 2013 18:39 PuertoRican wrote:
You should post a picture of this chick so we can see her body. You could put something over her face to hide her identity, if need be. |
hmmm not entirely stupid idea.
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now post a pic of just her face without the body |
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Floofy Canada. Oct 10 2013 00:34. Posts 8708 | | |
| | On October 09 2013 18:04 SpasticInk wrote:
It's called the internet.
But relevant question, seems you are a 'natural' Floofy! Way to go! =)
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lol i'm not a natural at all, i used to be horrible with girls, didn't u see looks or games. |
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Floofy Canada. Oct 10 2013 07:07. Posts 8708 | | | |
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kingpowa France. Oct 10 2013 07:56. Posts 1525 | | |
| | On October 10 2013 06:07 Floofy wrote:
btw no actual advices? |
wash your hands ! |
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Svenman87 United States. Oct 10 2013 08:30. Posts 4636 | | |
For the 3rd time - COCK RING
Also are you taking any meds? you should check up on the side effects |
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chris United States. Oct 10 2013 08:31. Posts 5503 | | |
how old are the girls you are picking up that they still live at home? how old are you again?
for a split second i had a creepy feeling that you are like 25 and she is 16-17, then i was like, nah, floofy is freaking awesome he wouldnt do that |
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Spitfiree Bulgaria. Oct 10 2013 11:43. Posts 9634 | | |
| | On October 09 2013 17:22 k4ir0s wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 09 2013 14:52 Floofy wrote:
She denied, both because it was first night and she has principles. |
LOL'd she's almost completely naked and humping you, and she denies sex because she has principles? xD
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On October 09 2013 14:52 Floofy wrote:So we actually saw her dad and i was pretty afraid he would shake my hand considering how my hand smelled his daughter's pussy. |
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Floofy Canada. Oct 10 2013 21:10. Posts 8708 | | |
| | On October 10 2013 07:31 chris wrote:
how old are the girls you are picking up that they still live at home? how old are you again?
for a split second i had a creepy feeling that you are like 25 and she is 16-17, then i was like, nah, floofy is freaking awesome he wouldnt do that |
this is actually older than me. We're both 26. But the pic i posted is a bit outdated. |
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Baalim Mexico. Oct 13 2013 02:13. Posts 34246 | | |
dude just take some cialis or some shit, you dont have an erection problem its just performance anxiety |
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