Best night ever.

buy some cocaine

put half on black

say u won it at the roulette?

stash it as emergency funds !
or maybe just go out and spew

i thoguht this was Razi bragging about 4k...












LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl

lol you have some good luck, banks probably wont care too much cause it is under 10k.

Was that in France?
ACF? Cadet?

On July 03 2013 20:23 lostaccount wrote: lol you have some good luck, banks probably wont care too much cause it is under 10k.

this is false. i think you are referring to:

The Bank Secrecy Act of 1970 (or BSA, or otherwise known as the Currency and Foreign Transactions Reporting Act) requires financial institutions in the United States to assist U.S. government agencies to detect and prevent money laundering. Specifically, the act requires financial institutions to keep records of cash purchases of negotiable instruments, and file reports of cash purchases of these negotiable instruments of $10,000 or more (daily aggregate amount), and to report suspicious activity that might signify money laundering, tax evasion, or other criminal activities.

but note it says any activity that might signify money laundering, tax evasion, or other criminal activities.

a one time deposit of 5k is fine. and for that matter, a one time deposit of 10k is also probably fine. but to say that it is fine due to the amount is inaccurate. it depends on both the amount as well as the frequency. i've been audited because i deposited 2500 a month 3 consecutive months. true story.

Actually today it is simply referred to as "structuring", whereby you obviously structure your deposits in an attempt to circumvent known amounts meant to set off alarms. The banks arent stupid, they will notice if you conveniently deposit $9999 every friday for a month. But for a one time deposit of 4k I doubt they'd care, since everybody has a little life heater every now and then.

On July 03 2013 19:17 TalentedTom wrote: buy some cocaine

and go back to the table

what kind of gay jeans you wear for your jeans' pockets being too tight with 8 x 500€ bills ?
congrats for your win tho

Maybe he meant too tight for the chips? Idk what denominations he was carrying.

dont spend it. pad your bankroll

my vote is cocaine

On July 03 2013 19:26 jvilla777 wrote: put half on black

Half on black, half on red.
Repeat.

I'm gonna guess he got €100 bills.

Make it rain.

Lol, first I don't do drugs. Smoked a lot but stopped since 3 years ago.
Btw, it was a private game, so we had a lot of 10-20-50 bills, only 1 500 bill was thrown and 1x200 2x100.

Anyway, i'll probably deposit it on my bank. Thank for the suggestions, you all confirmed what I had in mind. I remember someone on LP.net that did deposit once every month for 3 months but it was like 3k each and then the bank suspected him of doing something shaddy. Pretty sure he was from poland... Dunno if it was you mnj ?

Here's a pic for a little brag !

On July 03 2013 20:51 mnj wrote: [QUOTE]On July 03 2013 20:23 lostaccount wrote: . i've been audited because i deposited 2500 a month 3 consecutive months. true story.

wow... When I withdrawal from poker earnings my bank sometimes asks me where it's from, I always freeze up and don't know what to say and then tell them it's from an online account. lolol :/

Yeah those laws do not apply in France. And yeah that amount is not the main thing that people look at. If you have weird activity in large amounts especially for young people they can easily flag your account. It doesn't need to just be 10k amounts. This is usually why I avoid depositing very large amounts all the time for poker. I sometimes spread it around to 3 different accounts if I don't just keep it myself and not deposit it.

gambling isn't illegal. Why don't you just tell them you had a lucky day? i don't see the issue. Why are you scared of using a bank? If you don't want to, just put the money under the floorboards or something.

The police aren't going to come by and say "son, you have deposited $4k.." They are trying to look for money launderers... not gamblers. Just pay your taxes and all is ok

On July 04 2013 07:30 RaiZ wrote: Lol, first I don't do drugs. Smoked a lot but stopped since 3 years ago. Btw, it was a private game, so we had a lot of 10-20-50 bills, only 1 500 bill was thrown and 1x200 2x100. Anyway, i'll probably deposit it on my bank. Thank for the suggestions, you all confirmed what I had in mind. I remember someone on LP.net that did deposit once every month for 3 months but it was like 3k each and then the bank suspected him of doing something shaddy. Pretty sure he was from poland... Dunno if it was you mnj ? Here's a pic for a little brag !

Buy cocaine...
Put it in the bank...
Half on black...

Some of the dumbest answers ever, and if you do any of those, you're an idiot. The answer is simple...

BUY PARK PLACE AND PUT AN APARTMENT ON IT.

European money looks so effeminate compared to USD



Look at Ben Franklin there, standing strong, looking you right in the eye like "What up, bitch." That's just the USA military industrial complex i've been brainwashed into speaking .

Tranquilo Toro.

Breakout live wins feel pretty damn goodman but don't let it get to your head. The reality of big wins means the possibility of bigger losses.

However, it is undeniable that a pocket full of loot feels great. Hard not to have a little more pep in the step and swagger at a higher level with mucho plata on hand. Especially, after seeing the effects of said mucho plata on hand. Is it the chicken or the egg? I don't care.

I like Purple Euros best. Hundos will always have a place in my heart. Pesos are just silly and annoying but what can you do. I still sometimes wonder if gold, ak-47s, ammo, bottled water, and soup are best.

Superficial, incremental increases in acquisitions of material goods because an adman told you so is bullshit. Problem is beauty and art and fun distractions are existence's best pain killers. How can one tell the difference?

Problem is gossip, and media, and slander, and gladiator games are easy occupation + exceptionally effective band aids for the trials and tribulations of existence. Pick a little cotton, Do a little dance, Sing a little song and the massa gives me clean clothes, home cooked food, a place to rest, and some spare time to attempt to figure things out and/or lose myself in beauty. Never quite enough time to get more acclimated with justice, beauty, art, fairness or else one might actually realize the massa in any form of symbols, idols, religion, corporations, government is not all it is cracked up to be. Fuck it... let's all just eat some cookies and plug in(to) the tv.

One day we do not exist. Then one day we do. We are all here trapped on this round thing called earth until that day we no longer exist. Sure, in many situations many have freedom of choice in which environments they inhabit but consciousness is consciousness. Engagement. Connection. Inspiration. Justice. Fairness. Truth. Even if we can only grasp at fleeting moments of beauty and transcendence let us all work together to increase the frequency and lasting impact of those moments.

Now, please excuse me while I drink a bottle of whiskey, eat a mcdonald's value menu, a pint of icecream, and pass out on the couch to jersey shore reruns instead of acting on the previous sentence. We are human after all?

^lol <3

Another Sunday's night, another big buck. I'm now sitting with close to 6k. Haven't deposited yet, cauz I used that money to play more poker.
Now what ? Use it to participate in the next PCA ?

Buy some gold.