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TTomass   United States. Apr 07 2013 23:18. Posts 84 | | |
I saw Croods tonight. There was two women in the row behind me. During the scene, the same time the two characters romantically touched hands, the women kicked my seat. Is this kick unconscious cue for me to fuck her?
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NewbSaibot   United States. Apr 07 2013 23:25. Posts 4947 | | |
Probably. You should turn around and say "hey wtf, I'm trying to watch a movie here" to get a reaction |
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mnj   United States. Apr 07 2013 23:50. Posts 3848 | | |
jesus christ man.
i would have laughed except i know you might actually mean what you say |
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aCa_   . Apr 08 2013 00:02. Posts 471 | | |
of course it does. I thought everyone knew this signal |
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Stroggoz   New Zealand. Apr 08 2013 00:49. Posts 5365 | | |
you've spent too much time with hookers man |
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capaneo   Canada. Apr 08 2013 01:58. Posts 8465 | | |
OK, let me see if I got this right, you went to an PG rated cartoon movie for kids and during a scene that two cartoon characters "touched hands" you got a slight bump on ur chair and you take that as a clue that you should put your cock into the holiest of holies? |
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Fayth   Canada. Apr 08 2013 02:02. Posts 10085 | | |
I'm glad capaneo the parrot has stepped in to enlighten us |
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K40Cheddar   United States. Apr 08 2013 02:11. Posts 2202 | | |
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
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traxamillion   United States. Apr 08 2013 02:19. Posts 10468 | | |
Could be a sign, we're they cute? |
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whamm!   Albania. Apr 08 2013 02:30. Posts 11625 | | |
If you were watching "The Host" then it would be the appropriate course of action. |
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flounder44   United States. Apr 08 2013 02:42. Posts 916 | | |
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YoMeR   United States. Apr 08 2013 03:39. Posts 12438 | | |
hey infrequent contact with women might create many misunderstandings. |
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dogmeat   Czech Republic. Apr 08 2013 05:01. Posts 6374 | | |
if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son |
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DhakhaR   United Kingdom. Apr 08 2013 05:34. Posts 189 | | |
i got ninety nine signals but a kick aint one |
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Corde   United Kingdom. Apr 08 2013 05:56. Posts 1099 | | |
They just wanted you to put your hands in the air... lol |
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pinbaLL   Sweden. Apr 08 2013 09:48. Posts 7243 | | |
you practically got laid if you think about it !! |
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TTomass   United States. Apr 08 2013 11:01. Posts 84 | | |
she kicked my chair softly one time and it was at the climax of a romantic scene and you are saying coincidence?
bitch saw me n wanted maybe not fuck but atleast cuddle. Woman with woman friend watching PG rated movie, ofcourse she wants to cuddle.
Its not a coincidence, her body spoke |
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carlosdiaz   Mexico. Apr 08 2013 13:08. Posts 143 | | |
you seem pretty much convinced she wants to fuck you.. why are you even asking us?
if you would wanted to fuck that girl im pretty sure u would. |
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Critterer   United Kingdom. Apr 08 2013 17:42. Posts 5337 | | |
guaranteed sex right there bro. shuda gone for it |
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TTomass   United States. Apr 08 2013 18:06. Posts 84 | | |
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dnagardi   Hungary. Apr 08 2013 18:07. Posts 1779 | | |
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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Apr 08 2013 19:31. Posts 8649 | | |
| On April 08 2013 17:06 TTomass wrote:
im gay |
do you think your mental issues are related to repressing this from unaccepting family members/society/whatever? |
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TTomass   United States. Apr 09 2013 01:22. Posts 84 | | |
| On April 08 2013 18:31 bigredhoss wrote:
do you think your mental issues are related to repressing this from unaccepting family members/society/whatever?
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I went through puberty at a boarding school. Being gay was worst thing a male could be. There was no open gay person in any grade. No open bisexual males. No adult gay males. I grew up in a controlled system where all the houseparents were straight. All the adults on campus straight. Not a single gay person. Among the students it was inner city culture. Hiphop culture. My favorite rapper was DMX, he is bisexual man who hates homosexuals. Just listen to how much he hates gays and fucks men in his songs. This one fat kid in my student home kept calling me gay and I broke his glasses. I would call things/activities gay if they were bad. I didn't know I was gay til I was 24 years old. I fucked a beautiful drunk girl for 3 hours and could not cum, and still was unaware that I was gay. I imagine a pussy then a cock and put them side by side to realize that I was attracted to cock and not pussy.
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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Apr 09 2013 01:47. Posts 8649 | | |
yeah i grew up in a similar environment in a lot of ways, went to catholic school until 6th grade, super conservative, everyone including me used gay slurs as a generic insult constantly, etc.
anyway im rooting for you dude, hope you find some inner peace. |
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Gnarly   United States. Apr 09 2013 04:09. Posts 1723 | | |
| On April 09 2013 00:22 TTomass wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 08 2013 18:31 bigredhoss wrote:
| On April 08 2013 17:06 TTomass wrote:
im gay |
do you think your mental issues are related to repressing this from unaccepting family members/society/whatever?
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I went through puberty at a boarding school. Being gay was worst thing a male could be. There was no open gay person in any grade. No open bisexual males. No adult gay males. I grew up in a controlled system where all the houseparents were straight. All the adults on campus straight. Not a single gay person. Among the students it was inner city culture. Hiphop culture. My favorite rapper was DMX, he is bisexual man who hates homosexuals. Just listen to how much he hates gays and fucks men in his songs. This one fat kid in my student home kept calling me gay and I broke his glasses. I would call things/activities gay if they were bad. I didn't know I was gay til I was 24 years old. I fucked a beautiful drunk girl for 3 hours and could not cum, and still was unaware that I was gay. I imagine a pussy then a cock and put them side by side to realize that I was attracted to cock and not pussy.
Today I have schizophrenia, Im working through it and will prevail. My current suicide plan is to get Chloroform and OD on it. I bought some today, its on my way to my house. But my mom says I can't leave earth before her. Yeah voices in my head are trying to get me to kill myself. I want to go to the amazon and drink Ayahuasca. Cause peruvian men are way better than american men. They like have an experience of peace and let people be who they are. And ayahusca is awesome but it can really aggravate my schizophrenia. Nothing scares me more than adolesent boys. I feel like i need to carry knives and be like whatsup you want to fight to the death? |
I've always wondered why is it that the voices are more often than not telling you to do hurt yourself or others? Why can't they say something like go paint, or go run... or something else. |
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lebowski   Greece. Apr 09 2013 09:30. Posts 9205 | | |
this was a funny blog entry and it isn't any more. gl with your health problem dude |
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TTomass   United States. Apr 09 2013 11:18. Posts 84 | | |
yo im sorry that was mad inappropriate |
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Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Apr 09 2013 13:06. Posts 9634 | | |
im feeling like the whole blog is still a whole level on many different levels |
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Baalim   Mexico. Apr 09 2013 20:47. Posts 34305 | | |
If you have schizophrenia dont try Ayahuasca it will very likely spiral you into an absolute psychotic break. |
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TTomass   United States. Apr 09 2013 21:24. Posts 84 | | |
baal good call, I have done ayahuasca before, it healed my suicidal depression. All the retreats are screening me because of schizophrenia. It is terrible to have a psychotic break but so is having suicidal depression. |
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traxamillion   United States. Apr 10 2013 00:20. Posts 10468 | | |
You should do some MDMA or LSD. Not chloroform wtf |
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