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Come for the tits, stay for the poker!
I started playing at my local casino, and I decided to make this blog so I can give my thoughts and record live hands that I play. When you play online, you can post hands on forums and talk about them with good players. When you play live small stakes in a middle-of-nowhere casino with terrible players, it's harder to find solid players to talk to about poker. I think players can fall in to a lot of bad habits in this situation. Hopefully this blog will help.
I went to the casino for the 2nd time yesterday. I played 1-2 both times and have yet to see a decent player. None of them know how to value bet and they all play way too many hands in a way too passive way.
I played one kind of interesting hand. I don't remember the amounts or all of the action pre-flop but it was a hu pot where I raised in position and he called. I had 53hh or something awful. He checked in the dark. The flop was A high with 3 spades. I bet like 2/3 pot and he called and checked in the dark again. The turn was like Qc I think. I checked and he bet about 1/2 pot in the dark lol. I think this was his way of trying to steal position or something. The river brought a 4th spade and I raised 3x his bet and he sheepishly folded pretty quickly.
There was another hand where I raised with ATss and a loose 30 something half stack called out of the blinds. Flop was A66 two hearts. He checked and I bet about 3/4 pot and he called. Turn was a total blank, 4s or something. He checked and I put him all in for about 3/4 pot. He slowrolled AQ for about a minute and then jumped up and fist pumped when he won the hand.
These hands are out of order, but at some point this guy to my right raised on the button and I called out of the blinds with 9s9h. I 3bet him twice earlier and he grudgingly folded both times. HU pot, flop was something along the lines of 843 two hearts. I checked, he bet about 1/2 pot and I called. The turn brought the Jh. I checked and he bet pot. I didn't see him betting this strong with any made hand other than a flush, and his sizing on the flop was funny for a semi-bluff, so I tanked for a little bit and called. The river brought a 4th heart. I checked and he looked agitated and checked back. I said "flush" and turned over my hand, and he got really agitated and turned over 33 for a flopped set. I think my thought process was sound in that hand and he's just a weird bad player, but comments are welcome.
I hope it's ok to post these here:
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Dude you some social darwinist ideas that they are giving hitlers ghost a boner - Baal | Last edit: 20/10/2012 03:21 |
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Endo   United States. Oct 20 2012 03:49. Posts 953 | | |
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devon06atX   Canada. Oct 20 2012 04:05. Posts 5458 | | |
better post than even spets1 has put up in awhile
5 fucking stars. cheers |
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r0mx0   Slovakia. Oct 20 2012 06:10. Posts 1580 | | |
these balloons cant be natural |
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You gotta plow through that shit ! | |
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mnj   United States. Oct 20 2012 06:29. Posts 3848 | | |
...gross...hot is questionable...maybe if she was like 20 years younger |
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Critterer   United Kingdom. Oct 20 2012 06:57. Posts 5337 | | |
20 years younger?
hold up jimmy saville.... |
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LudaHid: dam.ned dam.ned dam.ned. LudaHid: dam.ned northwooden as..hole | |
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Arirang   Canada. Oct 20 2012 07:11. Posts 1673 | | |
not a big fan of balloon tits |
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Enigma   Canada. Oct 20 2012 08:10. Posts 158 | | |
lol, yea she is early 30s tops. Ballons dont do it for me but still a 10.
I played live for most of my career and wasn't until about 2 years ago that I met anyone that could actually comprehend the game.
I recommend keeping a notebook, you can post hands live just as easily if you keep good notes. I usually get up to go the the bathroom/smoke/grab a drink after a big hand
and use this time to jot down the action. An added benifit is it helps reduce tilt alot. |
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RiKD   United States. Oct 20 2012 09:39. Posts 8445 | | |
Great ass and vag but not a fan of the rest.
Go check out kate upton on the cover of cosmo for my kind of hot blonde with big tits. Ridiculous. Got a boner walking around in Target the other day. Still trying to figure out if that is acceptable even given the ridiculousness of the cover or I just need to get out more. |
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superfashion   United States. Oct 20 2012 09:49. Posts 918 | | |
look at that monster vein on her right tit wtf |
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shoving here as a bluff at 50NL is like explaning calcalus to a 6 month old cat wtf are you thinking - TalentedTom | |
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K40Cheddar   United States. Oct 20 2012 10:27. Posts 2202 | | |
a new challenger to Spets has arrived! |
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GG | Last edit: 20/10/2012 10:27 |
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TheHuHu3   United States. Oct 20 2012 10:43. Posts 5544 | | |
Wow, you guys are all fags. |
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hording   Sweden. Oct 20 2012 12:06. Posts 474 | | |
| On October 20 2012 07:10 Enigma wrote:
Ballons dont do it for me but still a 10.
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If you think her appearance is 10/10, well, talk about overusing 10. She's a 7 (which is still good), maybe an 8 if you like baloons...
Click spoiler for 9s and 10s!!
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Ztvorek   Seychelles. Oct 20 2012 13:43. Posts 43 | | |
Yeah, imo she really butchered herself with these big ass fake tits, overall she's really nice, but those tits |
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NewbSaibot   United States. Oct 20 2012 14:14. Posts 4943 | | |
rofl daut I thought the exact same thing. Wouldnt put it past her... |
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spets1   Australia. Oct 20 2012 14:17. Posts 2179 | | |
wtf man... this is .. i dont even |
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Highcard   Canada. Oct 20 2012 14:23. Posts 5428 | | |
damnit daut I didn't even notice that until now. Ruined the picture |
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I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time | |
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TheLink   Australia. Oct 20 2012 15:17. Posts 406 | | |
Nothing on spets imo. Can get this kind of generic pornstar crap anywhere.
Sounds like you got owned on that last hand too, I know its live but there aren't many hands he could possibly be bluffing and even ones he could be (Ahx for example) still destroy you a fair amount of the time. Plus you fold to like any river bet on any non-heart. You even hold 2 blockers to T9. Then again, it is live I suppose.
Wow that post came out more negative than I intended it to be, sorry :S |
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gymnast   Mexico. Oct 20 2012 16:48. Posts 704 | | |
live poker ftw, be careful trying to get value ouy of AT tho.
The girl is awesome stfu everyone that are saying she's a 7 or a normal girl. |
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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Oct 20 2012 16:53. Posts 8646 | | |
| On October 20 2012 09:43 TheHuHu3 wrote:
Wow, you guys are all fags. |
| On October 20 2012 15:48 gymnast wrote:
live poker ftw, be careful trying to get value ouy of AT tho.
The girl is awesome stfu everyone that are saying she's a 7 or a normal girl. |
+1 and 2
liquid poker more like limp pricks iyam |
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devon06atX   Canada. Oct 20 2012 17:48. Posts 5458 | | |
| On October 20 2012 15:48 gymnast wrote:
live poker ftw, be careful trying to get value ouy of AT tho.
The girl is awesome stfu everyone that are saying she's a 7 or a normal girl. |
They are all clearly Floofy minions and have to beat off smoking hot chicks with brooms like it's their job. |
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TheLink   Australia. Oct 20 2012 18:04. Posts 406 | | |
| On October 20 2012 16:48 devon06atX wrote:
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On October 20 2012 15:48 gymnast wrote:
live poker ftw, be careful trying to get value ouy of AT tho.
The girl is awesome stfu everyone that are saying she's a 7 or a normal girl. |
They are all clearly Floofy minions and have to beat off smoking hot chicks with brooms like it's their job.
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Not at all, just pornstars are a dime a dozen nowadays on the internet, spets girls are usually more interesting. |
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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Oct 20 2012 18:13. Posts 8646 | | |
| On October 20 2012 16:48 devon06atX wrote:
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On October 20 2012 15:48 gymnast wrote:
live poker ftw, be careful trying to get value ouy of AT tho.
The girl is awesome stfu everyone that are saying she's a 7 or a normal girl. |
They are all clearly Floofy minions and have to beat off smoking hot chicks with brooms like it's their job.
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i mean i've been on a rampage this week, i bet i've tugged more out this week than anyone on lp but those pics still get me raging |
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PuertoRican   United States. Oct 20 2012 19:06. Posts 13030 | | |
| On October 20 2012 17:04 TheLink wrote:
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On October 20 2012 16:48 devon06atX wrote:
| On October 20 2012 15:48 gymnast wrote:
live poker ftw, be careful trying to get value ouy of AT tho.
The girl is awesome stfu everyone that are saying she's a 7 or a normal girl. |
They are all clearly Floofy minions and have to beat off smoking hot chicks with brooms like it's their job.
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Not at all, just pornstars are a dime a dozen nowadays on the internet, spets girls are usually more interesting. |
I agree with the dime a dozen and Spets comment.
The porn industry needs to create a name for the internet porn stars, because "porn star" doesn't hold as much weight as it used to. You have someone like Jenna Jameson, the epitome of a porn star, then some chick who's acted in a Backroom Casting Couch and a couple of Bang Bus videos being called a porn star. I'd be pissed if I was Jenna.
Especially with the recession, there's been an influx of girls trying to be the next big internet porn star, not that I mind, because all of us men benefit from it, but sometimes you gotta feel sad after you nut, thinking of how this girl could have been a model if she actually applied herself, instead of doing anal and getting bukakied for a few hundred bucks. Now she'll never have a serious career in any respectable profession, and her video will be out there forever.
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Also, with a quick Google check, my assumptions were correct. The girl in the OP isn't old, she just has an older looking face for her age, which makes her look good in 50% of her pics, but I blame the cameraman for that, since he could easily use better angles to make her look better.
Bio: Monroe Lee (born March 30th, 1986 in Halifax) is a bisexual Canadian model currently living and working in Canada. |
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Rekrul is a newb | Last edit: 20/10/2012 19:11 |
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TalentedTom   Canada. Oct 20 2012 20:59. Posts 20070 | | |
i just realized there was a blog post above the pictures |
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same | |
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k4ir0s   Canada. Oct 20 2012 21:41. Posts 3476 | | |
| On October 20 2012 06:11 Arirang wrote:
not a big fan of balloon tits |
this. 2/10 would not fap to |
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I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly | Last edit: 20/10/2012 21:42 |
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k4ir0s   Canada. Oct 20 2012 21:46. Posts 3476 | | |
everything about her looks artificial; her tits, face, hair, tan.. |
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I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly | |
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please at least tell me you took these photos |
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Smuft   Canada. Oct 21 2012 00:52. Posts 633 | | |
life would be a lot easier if I could consider this girl hot but she's not, in fact she's borderline disgusting
I would sooner jerk off to sears magazine than I would ship this grandma with plastic tits 4x too big for her
btw she's a brunette, not a blonde |
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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Oct 21 2012 02:58. Posts 8646 | | |
unreal -.- how old do you guys think she looks? she looks mid-20's to me..... |
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the cleaner   Germany. Oct 22 2012 09:12. Posts 3014 | | |
| On October 20 2012 11:06 hording wrote:
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On October 20 2012 07:10 Enigma wrote:
Ballons dont do it for me but still a 10.
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If you think her appearance is 10/10, well, talk about overusing 10. She's a 7 (which is still good), maybe an 8 if you like baloons...
Click spoiler for 9s and 10s!!
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agree with hording. not my type ! |
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there are no facts only interpretations | |
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superfashion   United States. Oct 22 2012 11:33. Posts 918 | | |
| On October 20 2012 23:52 Smuft wrote:
life would be a lot easier if I could consider this girl hot
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so much truth |
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shoving here as a bluff at 50NL is like explaning calcalus to a 6 month old cat wtf are you thinking - TalentedTom | |
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gymnast   Mexico. Oct 23 2012 00:45. Posts 704 | | |
I would like to see (or maybe wouldn't like to see it but you get the point) that if that girl is bending herself in front of you guys, you wont do anything to her. |
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