POKERSTARS: pcboi i like you, but i dunno how to say it to make you feel better i know you've been patient and kind for the past 3 years and you did get to get to first base 1.5 years ago but i just felt that its best we see other people, it's not you really, it's me 
i hear fulltilt is available now and really looking for a new relationship, she might be kinda crazy sometimes but im hearing good things about her lately.
PCBOI: yeah i was actually with her before like 4 years ago, too crazy for me, but i get what you mean, she looks kinda hot lately lol
POKERSTARS: hmm, so you're open to it though? i really wish you the best you know 
PCBOI: well, i guess "us" isn't gonna happen then huh? runbad has been tough but it's alright, i understand
POKERSTARS: great! thank you (LEANS OVER AND GIVES A KISS = decent run )
PCBOI ??
POKERSTARS: hey pcboi, you wanna go with me to the beach go swimming? I'll be wearing my really sexy swimsuit (stellar, awesome freerollz and bigger milestones)
PCBOI:.......

crazy bitches = pokerstars
seems about right.
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