"you don't even have a pair"

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terrybunny19240 United States. Apr 12 2009 09:57. Posts 13829

I soul crushed really hard today. I developed a sick image with this like super slightly profitable call vs a shortstacks shove on the flop, I hit my OESD and everyone is like WTF OMG how does he call A HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS with that. Then I made this really sick bluff in a ~$650 3 way pot on the river and I showed. My whole table was on like retard tilt vs me so it ruled.

The main guy n that biggish pot I bluffed was this middle age-oldish nitty/kinda solid sort of guy, so he is like "omg look at this over aggro young donkey". The setup finally came when I picked up KK, raise to $40 and get 6 callers so the pot is like ~$240. Flop is 239r and I fire $200. Everyone folds but the middle age guy. Turn is the A and he checks to me. He checks and I "All in", he has $475 behind and I cover. He tanks and eventually calls, "I don't think you even have a pair.." with 42 for a gutshot + a pair of dueces. He would NEVER ever do that except vs me in this specific situation. I feel like such a l33t haxor.

Then he hits but whatever.. fuckin gutshottaments.

Still I totally destroyed everyone's life today. Sooo happy now, though I was really disappointed after that hand and lost my fire for the day, cashed out about an hour and a half later.

Then I was meandering around the casino on my way out and I run into bbm and his friend nikita, who I've spoken to before, they were stoned off their asses so we walked up to the mirage and blew like 2 hours with funny stoned nonsense.

Time to sleep, now that its 7am... damn it.

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Uptown . Apr 12 2009 10:18. Posts 3557

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Half Pot!

PplusAD Germany. Apr 12 2009 10:45. Posts 7182

l333t haxxor

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)

Kilay Netherlands. Apr 12 2009 13:57. Posts 1960

LOL, nice blog and keep owning those old nits in Vegas !!

terrybunny19240 United States. Apr 12 2009 19:22. Posts 13829

PWN PWN PWN

I forgot to mention this fucking hobo we met on the street at 5AM. He comes up to me and hands me some promotional get-in-free passes to some nightclub and is all friendly like, "here you guys go, find some ladies and take them in free!". Then he waits a second and asks for some money cuz he's homeless. He has these big puppy dog eyes going and his mouth is kind of gaped, displaying his busted ass grill. I told him I don't have any cash while my two friends are being retarded stoners and just blatantly ignoring him. He ignores me when I say we don't have any cash on us and keeps asking my friends. What a dick.

So I'm like ok, here's a dollar. Then he keeps asking for more. Eventually the crosswalk goes green and we're walking across with him coming along. I tell him to go away and one of my friends finally says some retarded stoned shit. He starts yelling about how we're punks and he's going to RIP OUR FUCKING HEADS OFF lololol. Of course he's walking away as he said it, seeing as how we're 3 fit young guys and he's a middleage douchebag of a hobo.

Anyway, the hobo are overall nicer in Orlando. I deny their requests for money frequently and even then you get a, "god bless, have a good night". ... The big city is a harsh place, it seems.