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Anyway this really cute chick whom I mentioned above and was very into me was basically saying, 'its time to get down'. So.. awesome right? Ya.
Wrong.
My friend who lives a couple of hours away calls me, "Hey bizzle, John is really wasted and he definitely can't be driving home. I think he pulled over, you need to call him and see whats up."
The guy was a mess! Cost me my date,
fuck! I am going to be celibate for the rest of my life!
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CrownRoyal United States. Mar 29 2009 06:15. Posts 11386 | | | |
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k2o4 United States. Mar 29 2009 06:16. Posts 4803 | | |
wow, that sux
this is why you don't answer your cell phone when about to get laid. =) |
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it's technically ur fault, cuase u couad hvae said: fuck him, i got pussy alll over my tight is gay face, i need to suck this bitch dry |
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Zalfor United States. Mar 29 2009 06:18. Posts 2236 | | | |
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Naib Hungary. Mar 29 2009 06:28. Posts 968 | | |
Tsk, you coulda just asked the girl's number and bang her later, or you think that's not plausible? |
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FUCK LIFE LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| | On March 29 2009 05:17 killaherni wrote:
it's technically ur fault, cuase u couad hvae said: fuck him, i got pussy alll over my tight is gay face, i need to suck this bitch dry |
LOLWUT?
| | On March 29 2009 05:28 Naib wrote:
Tsk, you coulda just asked the girl's number and bang her later, or you think that's not plausible? |
I'm moving on tuesday |
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joLin United States. Mar 29 2009 06:30. Posts 3818 | | |
| | On March 29 2009 05:18 Zalfor wrote:
bros before hoes. |
unless the bros are getting in the way of the hoes! |
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THATS HOW WE ROLLL WOOT,
U know im pushing it, but come on, hoes only want whats ovious, security and something called PENIS |
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RainyDay Korea (South). Mar 29 2009 08:11. Posts 484 | | |
LOL
prop to you for being a good friend though |
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Stim_Abuser United States. Mar 29 2009 08:12. Posts 7499 | | |
wow fail. could of easily got a 15 minute power fuck session in then went to get friend. if he was already pulled over it wasnt like he was in danger or a hurry. 15 minutes would of seemed like 15 seconds to him. |
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Uptown . Mar 29 2009 09:39. Posts 3557 | | |
lol I hope I didn't get in the way of fine ass that night ^_^
Now LP.net knows who to turn to when they need someone to take care of them when they pass out in drunken haze lolol |
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whamm! Albania. Mar 29 2009 10:13. Posts 11625 | | |
lol @ shitting in pants A+ |
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Uptown . Mar 29 2009 10:37. Posts 3557 | | |
| | On March 29 2009 09:13 whamm! wrote:
lol @ shitting in pants A+ |
standard imo |
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PplusAD Germany. Mar 29 2009 11:25. Posts 7182 | | |
buy a prostitue from my money imo
have fun
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Sicks Macks United States. Mar 29 2009 12:36. Posts 3929 | | |
| | On March 29 2009 05:16 k2o4 wrote:
this is why you don't answer your cell phone when about to get laid. =) |
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RICHI8 United States. Mar 29 2009 13:10. Posts 1341 | | |
I think I've been in this situation a million times. Best line to take is:
Have sex with said girl
If your stamina in bed is good then:
Drunk friend sobers up and drives home
Everybody wins! |
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| | On March 29 2009 12:10 RICHI8 wrote:
I think I've been in this situation a million times. Best line to take is:
Have sex with said girl
If your stamina in bed is good then:
Drunk friend sobers up and drives home
Everybody wins! |
lolol I like this line except the damn guy seemed like two seconds away from alcohol poisoning |
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