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terrybunny19240   United States. Mar 29 2009 06:10. Posts 13829

Anyway this really cute chick whom I mentioned above and was very into me was basically saying, 'its time to get down'. So.. awesome right? Ya.

Wrong.

My friend who lives a couple of hours away calls me, "Hey bizzle, John is really wasted and he definitely can't be driving home. I think he pulled over, you need to call him and see whats up."

The guy was a mess! Cost me my date,

fuck! I am going to be celibate for the rest of my life!

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CrownRoyal   United States. Mar 29 2009 06:15. Posts 11386

LOL

WHAT IS THIS 

k2o4   United States. Mar 29 2009 06:16. Posts 4803

wow, that sux

this is why you don't answer your cell phone when about to get laid. =)

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killaherni   Mexico. Mar 29 2009 06:17. Posts 278

it's technically ur fault, cuase u couad hvae said: fuck him, i got pussy alll over my tight is gay face, i need to suck this bitch dry

SonOfAuntie: i feel ppl my age all the time with my own substances 

Zalfor   United States. Mar 29 2009 06:18. Posts 2236

bros before hoes.


Naib   Hungary. Mar 29 2009 06:28. Posts 968

Tsk, you coulda just asked the girl's number and bang her later, or you think that's not plausible?

My favourite line is Bet/Fold. I bet, you fold. 

terrybunny19240   United States. Mar 29 2009 06:29. Posts 13829

FUCK LIFE LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  On March 29 2009 05:17 killaherni wrote:
it's technically ur fault, cuase u couad hvae said: fuck him, i got pussy alll over my tight is gay face, i need to suck this bitch dry


LOLWUT?


  On March 29 2009 05:28 Naib wrote:
Tsk, you coulda just asked the girl's number and bang her later, or you think that's not plausible?


I'm moving on tuesday


joLin   United States. Mar 29 2009 06:30. Posts 3818


  On March 29 2009 05:18 Zalfor wrote:
bros before hoes.


unless the bros are getting in the way of the hoes!

YoUr_KiLLeR @ TL 

killaherni   Mexico. Mar 29 2009 06:31. Posts 278

THATS HOW WE ROLLL WOOT,

U know im pushing it, but come on, hoes only want whats ovious, security and something called PENIS

SonOfAuntie: i feel ppl my age all the time with my own substancesLast edit: 29/03/2009 06:35

RainyDay   Korea (South). Mar 29 2009 08:11. Posts 484

LOL
prop to you for being a good friend though

stay sharp. 

Stim_Abuser   United States. Mar 29 2009 08:12. Posts 7499

wow fail. could of easily got a 15 minute power fuck session in then went to get friend. if he was already pulled over it wasnt like he was in danger or a hurry. 15 minutes would of seemed like 15 seconds to him.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete 

Uptown   . Mar 29 2009 09:39. Posts 3557

lol I hope I didn't get in the way of fine ass that night ^_^

Now LP.net knows who to turn to when they need someone to take care of them when they pass out in drunken haze lolol

Half Pot! 

whamm!   Albania. Mar 29 2009 10:13. Posts 11625

lol @ shitting in pants A+


Uptown   . Mar 29 2009 10:37. Posts 3557


  On March 29 2009 09:13 whamm! wrote:
lol @ shitting in pants A+



standard imo

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PplusAD   Germany. Mar 29 2009 11:25. Posts 7182




buy a prostitue from my money imo
have fun

<3

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)Last edit: 29/03/2009 11:32

ConquistadoR   Germany. Mar 29 2009 12:25. Posts 1952

hahahah

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Sicks Macks   United States. Mar 29 2009 12:36. Posts 3929


  On March 29 2009 05:16 k2o4 wrote:
this is why you don't answer your cell phone when about to get laid. =)

Mr. Will Throwit 

RICHI8   United States. Mar 29 2009 13:10. Posts 1341

I think I've been in this situation a million times. Best line to take is:

Have sex with said girl
If your stamina in bed is good then:
Drunk friend sobers up and drives home

Everybody wins!


terrybunny19240   United States. Mar 29 2009 17:38. Posts 13829


  On March 29 2009 12:10 RICHI8 wrote:
I think I've been in this situation a million times. Best line to take is:

Have sex with said girl
If your stamina in bed is good then:
Drunk friend sobers up and drives home

Everybody wins!



lolol I like this line except the damn guy seemed like two seconds away from alcohol poisoning


collegesucks   United States. Mar 29 2009 23:54. Posts 5780

hero


 
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