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barbieman Sweden. Sep 16 2008 20:05. Posts 2132

I was talking to some random guy who was really boring and retarded on poker stars chat.

rg: so where u from barbie
me: india.
rg: do u smell of curry?
me: no, i smell like retards cuz i rub up against em.
rg: what are u, 12?
me: ya.

couple hours later I recieve this e-mail from stars;

We have recently observed your chat in which you claim that you are only 12 years old. The minimum age requirement to play on PokerStars is 18 years of age.

PokerStars treats such chat claims just as airport security treats "jokes" about bombs -- serious and factual until proven otherwise. As such, I have closed your account pending receipt of proof of age.

now i have to find my camera and do stuff, quick solution =

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failsafe United States. Sep 16 2008 20:18. Posts 1044

haha nice

lachlan Australia. Sep 16 2008 20:18. Posts 6991

LOL same thing happend to me too, i double dare u to send that to them and see what they say

full ring

barbieman Sweden. Sep 16 2008 20:20. Posts 2132

i already did before i wrote the blog.

"Obviously the information provided is not suitable ID. Your account will remain closed until the requested documents are received. Thank you for your cooperation, and for choosing PokerStars."

Last edit: 16/09/2008 20:22

vegable United States. Sep 16 2008 20:24. Posts 2453

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO!!! A++

Stir fry Normandy

p4ge Canada. Sep 16 2008 20:33. Posts 104

lol hahah, u should make an image of their response

aka smi.daemon

k4ir0s Canada. Sep 16 2008 21:16. Posts 3482

lolllllllllllllll

I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly

SPEWTARD Peru. Sep 16 2008 21:20. Posts 4307

lol

Rise and Shine

Sheitan Canada. Sep 16 2008 21:24. Posts 4217

LMAO n1 pal

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt

Oly United Kingdom. Sep 16 2008 21:38. Posts 3585

but racism is fine obv lol

Researchers used brain scans to show that when straight men looked at pictures of women in bikinis, areas of the brain that normally light up in anticipation of using tools, like spanners and screwdrivers, were activated.

Str8flushFtm United States. Sep 17 2008 01:23. Posts 31

lmao, thats amazing!!!

*bows down*

:-P

barbieman Sweden. Sep 17 2008 22:49. Posts 2132

So I sent in my real passport photo today, drew a mustasch on it of course.
IT TAKES 5H AND THEY NEED A COPY WITHOUT THE MUSTASCH, WTF NAZIS!!!!
sent a serious copy and it's been 7h, what's taking so long, one guy working atm?

whamm! Albania. Sep 18 2008 00:25. Posts 11625

stop fucking around with support. theyre completely bored employees who are willing to fuck you over 10 times as much 24/7 lol