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Jorge   United States. Dec 20 2007 02:47. Posts 1364
ok Im back to PR after visiting doomer for a week. In the trip we met few girls, I was mostly treated liek a prostitute and made like 700 dollars in live poker for doomer to pay off the stake kept 300 for me. so i get to the airport in Orlando in a hurry cuz i was running late to find out my fligth was delayed 1hour. Then I got pissed when I found out I was in row 25 ( last 1 on the back) i looked at my other flight ticket for the next plane it was also 25 so im fuckign pissed. when my plane arrived teh otehr was alredy leaving so i almost got stranded cuz i was teh last 1 out of the plane.


So im walking down the new plane to my seat when i glimpse of hope was bestowed upon my soul. sitting on my row all alone was a cute blonde girl looking lonely. I took my seat and proceeded to attempt to woe this girl. I succeded and i managed to get the following info: age: 17 status: boyfriend , ocupation: Model willingness to go out on a date with me even thou she is in a relationship: High . She agreed to go out with me.


Now i didnt see much of this girl cuz she was wearing a lot of clothes cuz it was cold. She told me she was 5'0'' but her face was good enough for me so i didnt really checked her out. She gave me her email/myspace and i went and checked it out and this is what i found:

















O M F G SHIPPPP ITTTTTTTTT!

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must suck when almost half of the table has slept with ur GF tho. - Awesome Hero 

Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Dec 20 2007 02:57. Posts 3943

I have a ex gf model...

That hoe is ugly man.

Legs+face = epic fail.

Metagame Purposes. 

[cF]TridenT   United States. Dec 20 2007 02:59. Posts 154

but her butt is huge = HUGE PLUS! 7/10 id hit it!


Jorge   United States. Dec 20 2007 03:01. Posts 1364


  On December 20 2007 01:57 Cro)Deadman wrote:
I have a ex gf model...

That hoe is ugly man.

Legs+face = epic fail.



i dont care


u have to be gay not to hit it



ur post = epic fail

must suck when almost half of the table has slept with ur GF tho. - Awesome Hero 

SneakrFreakr   United Kingdom. Dec 20 2007 03:04. Posts 2534


  On December 20 2007 02:01 Jorge wrote:
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i dont care


u have to be from eastern europe not to hit it



ur post = epic fail



seriously - how did she become a model?

rivered for my fucking bankroll - NeillyJQLast edit: 20/12/2007 03:04

SakiSaki    Sweden. Dec 20 2007 03:04. Posts 9685

wait, what?

what wackass site is this nigga?  

Ibsu Bai Hui   United Kingdom. Dec 20 2007 03:07. Posts 3390

underaged.....someone shud report u...

Floofy says: my sis always goes around in bra but its annopyying to me 

Jorge   United States. Dec 20 2007 03:10. Posts 1364

its legal in PR and Florida so im good in both cases

must suck when almost half of the table has slept with ur GF tho. - Awesome Hero 

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Dec 20 2007 03:21. Posts 8915

lol model, its not like shes ugly or anything but model ?! haha


Babs   Australia. Dec 20 2007 03:29. Posts 1178

update us on when you hit it

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake - Napolean Bonaparte 

iop   Sweden. Dec 20 2007 03:32. Posts 4951

She's a model? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Dude you dont run good, you've been scammed.

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

Baalim   Mexico. Dec 20 2007 03:33. Posts 34246

agreed... how in the hell does THAT becomes a model?

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Venrae   United States. Dec 20 2007 03:35. Posts 1545

I'd hit it but... she's not too high up on my list of hot chicks

Learn to appreciate the value of the dollar. The rest is easy. (Hurricane @ TL)Last edit: 20/12/2007 03:36

Jorge   United States. Dec 20 2007 03:38. Posts 1364

rofl wtf is wrong with u guys any1 can be a model i did say MODEL not american top model or super pro model sheez

must suck when almost half of the table has slept with ur GF tho. - Awesome Hero 

iop   Sweden. Dec 20 2007 03:46. Posts 4951

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

Minion   Brasil. Dec 20 2007 04:03. Posts 2112


  On December 20 2007 02:32 iop wrote:
She's a model? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Dude you dont run good, you've been scammed.


lucifer   Sweden. Dec 20 2007 04:06. Posts 5955

Wow you guys are so detached from reality when model = supermegahot chick.


99% of supermodels are ugly skinny bitches with 'special' faces anyway




also last pic is great. Ass Men of the World UNITE

On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get itLast edit: 20/12/2007 04:07

DaTruf   United States. Dec 20 2007 04:14. Posts 398

you forgot to ask "her" if she was female


PplusAD   Germany. Dec 20 2007 04:15. Posts 7180

Well i can imagine she looks above average. ( some pics are a bit to her disadvantage T_T i assume)
pic 3 and 4 are very beautiful though.
I d definitely do her when drunk

I d most likley do her when sober , too

but i dnot feel like " fist in the air happy meal dance" about it .
more like : she is 6/10 which is above average and therefore i do her.

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

F4Zi   United Kingdom. Dec 20 2007 04:18. Posts 3462

ugly lol and way too short

My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her. 

 
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