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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Sep 28 2007 06:24. Posts 14026 | | |
so this story starts last saturday:
was girl #2's birthday, i go to hers and then girl #1 turns up unofficially. Im fully like wtf, but love that 2 chicks be battling to ride with a pimp. When girl #2 is opening her presents girl #1 tries come sit right next to me and put her arm round me. I tell her NO FUCKIN WAY BITCH IM A PLAYA.
She asks me to "walk her home coz she has to make a phone call" i accomodate that and take her home, make out with her on the way, rub her cooch some etc.
I send her back to the party on her own becuase i dont want to be seen turning up with her.
She aint happy abut that but fuck it im not here to please a bitch.
I get back to the party and girl #2 is peeled out flat on the floor. I take her home and on the way she spews her guts up - its kind of hot. I get her into bed and she requests i stay and sleep whilst she does. I agree for like 5 minutes then bail out to play singstar.
2 hours later i wake her up. She comes back to join the group playing singstar. Girl #1 and #2 are in the room now. Naturally girl #2 tries all the usual trade tricks to make it look like she got me. I play a long a bit - girl #1 takes some motherfuckin notes on the subject.
We go to the fuckin city.
I swear to god i saw McLovin in the city. This guy was like 5ft tall - pale white with glasses. He was on a night out with these maori guys who were all 6'2"+ it was hilarious.
We dance at some club - i get my hair and back rubbed by some random guy - its pretty gay but i dont fucking care.
We get home at 5am and we all instatnly bail to bed - girl #2 says "ill see you later?" i dont know if she meant - come see me when everyones in bed - or "ill just see you about"
i choose the latter and bail to bed coz im fucked from busting sick moves to soldier boy etc.
I eat the cooch of girl #1 twice in 2 days. She doesnt seemed to please with the whole thing and now she being a cunt to me.
Tonight i get text from this chick who lives with the american chick. This chick in insane hot.
Whilst there we sat around the kitchen. twice she decides to sit on my lap. This is intense coz she is like off the scale hot - ill accomodate her sittin on my fucking lap. That shit is saved in the spank bank for eternity.
We decide to go out to the city next weekend - This is allllllllllllllll good. I told her we were going to a strip club coz its how i do.
I roll to girl #2's house after that coz the intensely hot girl was going home this weekend and needed to pack.
I roll to girl #2 and she getting ready. I get to see her in bra and shit and its all fucking gravy i tell thee.
then they decide theyre not going out and theyre "going to watch movies"
Im like "i might just cruise"
and she gets all mad at me and walks inside without saying goodbye to me
FUCK YOU BITCH ILL FUCKIN KILL YOU
CUNT
Women are hilarious.
Im going to go to the room of girl #1 right now. If anything good happens ill post a TR.
on the fuckin left obv
here a picture of the intense chick what sat on my muuurr'fuckin lap
this picture really doesnt do her justice but what'err
she fiiiiiiiine
im lookin forward to next saturday and takin her out the town show her how a fuckin balla roll
JUST A LIL BIT - A LIL BIT OF THIS
A LIL BIT OF THAT
GIRL SHAKE THAT THING
YEAH WORK THAT THING
LET ME SEE IT GO UP AND DOWN
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Sep 28 2007 06:28. Posts 14026 | | |
LOL girl #1 just came to my room to ask me a question about grammar
"come in..." i say
"no, i just want to ask you..."
"come in"
"no i just ask about grammar..."
"ok bye" *close door"
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Fayth  Canada. Sep 28 2007 06:35. Posts 10085 | | | |
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Zografa Bulgaria. Sep 28 2007 06:43. Posts 962 | | |
lol guys wtf everyone posting stories about some stupid chiks.. stop that, its not fun anymore.. |
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Sep 28 2007 06:51. Posts 14026 | | |
| | On September 28 2007 05:43 Zografa wrote:
lol guys wtf everyone posting stories about some stupid chiks.. stop that, its not fun anymore.. |
im the original doin this shit
I FUCKIN TELL YOU
come february i need to move out this fuckin area and move in with a balla - its gonna be an intense 4/5 months of nothin but sick ballin, women, drinking, police trouble and spending
SEND YOUR MOTHerFUCKING BALLA CVs TO ME
WANNA LIVE LIKE/WITH A FUCKING PIMP LEMME KNOW
ILL HOOK YOU UP
LETS FUCKIN DO THIS.
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Critterer United Kingdom. Sep 28 2007 06:56. Posts 5337 | | |
"We dance at some club - i get my hair and back rubbed by some random guy - its pretty gay but i dont fucking care."
rofl
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skorc Slovenia. Sep 28 2007 07:07. Posts 200 | | |
| | On September 28 2007 05:56 Critterer wrote:
"We dance at some club - i get my hair and back rubbed by some random guy - its pretty gay but i dont fucking care."
rofl |
I LOL'ed. It was like "Am balla and shit and pussy and shit... but then some random guy gave me a back rub."
But keep us posted. Good post.
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NiTE Croatia. Sep 28 2007 09:08. Posts 366 | | | |
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matdon460 United States. Sep 28 2007 10:19. Posts 1089 | | |
lol, A+++ would read again. I'll definitely be bustin some SOULJA BOY moves tonight |
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Drowsy United States. Sep 28 2007 10:30. Posts 112 | | |
So you're a closet homosexual? |
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Fraser Canada. Sep 28 2007 11:11. Posts 4605 | | |
lol how can u not love this guy. Byrne just doesnt give a fuck |
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Fraser Canada. Sep 28 2007 11:12. Posts 4605 | | |
oh btw that chick is like a 6.5 wtf are u smoking |
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Fayth Canada. Sep 28 2007 11:20. Posts 10085 | | |
that's a picture, she might be only 5'5 lol |
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that's a picture, she might be only 5'5 lol |
and 9.5 as well
pics lie |
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