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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Sep 08 2007 08:41. Posts 14026
post-benoit rage i quit my job.

i managed 2 full days.

turns out im a lazy workshy nigger.

its 2:30am and i just went to the shop to get a pie and some cheezels and chocolate, didnt get stabbed by the homeless man i saw, or the guy whos fuckin with the bins outside my house. i dunno what hes doing, looks like something official but bin day isnt till wednesday - so whatever.

i think the american chick just wanted some company coz fuck all happened even though im fuckin irresistable. she got a call from one of the douche baggers who was clearly after some chubby lovin. whatever, she didnt go to his party.

made up with my flatmate over the crockery scandal. shes happy, she said we should just be friends, but then i ate her pie and a little bit of her rusty sheriffs badge. Then she had a phone call, so i happy ending'd myself, then she came back just after i finished (which was a huge beat really)

I also put my penis so close to her mouth it made her cry a little - so thats like official sexual assault. it was still pretty funny - i did make it up to her though so court is off.

my room is contracting aids and badly needs a clean

that is all, cheezels incoming.

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Graisseux   Canada. Sep 08 2007 09:36. Posts 474

You are a weirdo


pinbaLL    Sweden. Sep 08 2007 09:46. Posts 7243

LOL he is indeed


TalentedTom    Canada. Sep 08 2007 10:25. Posts 20070

i like how everything is summarized good job dude

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same 

Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Sep 08 2007 10:37. Posts 3943

Fuck what they say,you are ok.

If I say you're ok world says you're ok.

Metagame Purposes. 

 



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