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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Sep 07 2007 11:51. Posts 14026

i went to leave the house and i was still a little drnk but had no plans to stay around. She was all bitching at me coz her door has a huge fuck off dent in it from a glass i threw directly at it.

I told her to get the fuck off my car and she pissed and moaned, then drove away in a sea of rage.

so its 5:30am, im due to start work in 3 hours, but im going to phone in and quit coz i dont want to work a fuckin job.

Went to the casino and finished +$220 (OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE BLACKJACK IS FREE FUCKING MONEY) so i can easilly pay for plates and shit - badman nah worry.

I got in the lift to go to validate my parking, and these 2 guys get in. 1 guy was real drunk and he starts pissing in the corner of the lift, i lol and he says "hey man dont say anything"

naturally i get out, go to enter the casino, get ID'd and tell security "hey a guy is pissing in that lift"

LOL UNLUCKY SON, i just pulled a dickmove on you cunt gave a desc<x>ription of him and his mate and erry'thang.

hope he got caught and made to lick it up.

I went to the cashier to try get my validation but they didnt have it. Chatted up some middle aged asian chick in the line hoping she was a hooker. She had a wedding ring on so i was shit out of luck on this bitch. She said she was betting $300/hand on blackjack but i heard the bullshit alarm. She was kinda lookin at me as i left but i gave her some pleasentries - ive no doubt it made her moist.

After initially getting rolled at $10/hand blackjack, i followed proper gambling protocol and moved up stakes.

I played $50/hand blackjack (fully prepared to go busto with every $ in my fuckin bank accounts on this one i was pretty tilted) with some middle aged guy who was pretty cool but dissed me splitting against an 8 - but what the fuck does he know, i won because i had a sick read on the dealer. I won every hand, he did piss poor.

some other young guy came sat with us and bet like $600 on the first hand and got instantly rolled, he hit on like 17 or something retarded. Me and my new business associate discussed what a dick he was, he returned a few minutes later with a $100 note, but i left soon after so i dunno how he did. Im guessing he lost his life.

I went to the platinum lounge (where i belong, quite frankly) and asked for some comps coz i wanted to find myself a hooker then get a cheap hotel room, but it wasnt meant to be. I dropped my cup of $2 coins all over the fucking floor - life tilt.

I go to the "action station" and get some info on the action card. If i had one before this session i would be up $220 + a cap that says "action" on it. Who knows what other luxurious riches await me behind that counter of dreams.

Validate parking. Go to car park, lose car, go to security, they find it for me (coz im deluxe and dont need to find my own shit when they will do it for me)

drive home fairly sober but without a hooker

heres the newly designed kitchen ba<x>sed on life and times of chris benoit

i think it really works.

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nutshot United States. Sep 07 2007 12:08. Posts 4539

hahahahahahahahahaa

i love sam byrne

BJLTNYK: d00000000000000000000000000000000000000d

vegable United States. Sep 07 2007 12:08. Posts 2453

breaking glass is a spew

Stir fry Normandy

Loco Canada. Sep 07 2007 12:15. Posts 21015

ure nuts

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount

FoolsPlay Canada. Sep 07 2007 12:15. Posts 1335

CLEAN YOUR DISHES WITH RAGEEEEEEE

if you add tons of macro options and units and keep the old obligations like sending scvs to mine, pros will just focus less on micro which sucks imo -Floofy

qwerty67890 New Zealand. Sep 07 2007 12:16. Posts 14026

going to watch the live rugby followed by the televised world cup game with the american chick later today though, so its all a mother fuckin gravy train with biscuit wheels.

SneakrFreakr United Kingdom. Sep 07 2007 12:24. Posts 2534

lolz <3<3<3

what are ur life plans btw? i mean except for grind nl25 as a pro. cuz u quit school right?

rivered for my fucking bankroll - NeillyJQ

Loco Canada. Sep 07 2007 12:30. Posts 21015

why would he need to have a plan, grinding nl 25 is baller enough

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount

veryGUd United States. Sep 07 2007 13:04. Posts 625

breaking dishes for SPARTAAAAAAA

Critterer United Kingdom. Sep 07 2007 13:30. Posts 5337

rofl thats brilliant

LudaHid: dam.ned dam.ned dam.ned. LudaHid: dam.ned northwooden as..hole

YoMeR United States. Sep 07 2007 14:15. Posts 12438

I lol'd at this whole thing.

art of life tilt baby.

eZ Life.

bour420 United States. Sep 07 2007 14:56. Posts 238

ey lets hit a casino, scrape some kids in a quick donnybrook, pickup some hoes, you sound like my kind of guy

Sloverville United States. Sep 07 2007 16:06. Posts 232

Tell her to be a woman and pick that shit up.

FrinkX United States. Sep 07 2007 17:09. Posts 7562

next time u get a hooker and u finish up grab a pillow and smother her with RAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE

bitch on a pension suck my dong

wobbly_au Australia. Sep 07 2007 18:28. Posts 6540

that is defo tilt from a poker player.
nh

The Last Laugh.

milkman United States. Sep 08 2007 15:43. Posts 5719

dude now we can tell people to go Benoit their kitchen.
ps i actually like ur kitchen (- the everything, everywhere)

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally.

milkman United States. Sep 08 2007 15:45. Posts 5719

hey i quit my computer programing job for nl25.. went from like 2K a month, to 250$ lol.. it will all work out in the end.

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally.