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milkman United States. Jun 07 2007 02:31. Posts 5719 | | |
well ive decieded im gonna start up my blog again because im going to vegas soon and gonna be reppin the micro stakes for LP, so you needa know where im commin from..
My story starts at 1:00am june 7th. I had just finished an amazingly tough back breaking 300 hand session and decided i should play some brood war, 3 1v1 games later i realized that it was 1:00am and my parents were asleep and i hadnt eaten ALL DAY! Realizing this i was sure that if i didnt consume something i was probably not going to last the night.. so it was eather starving to death, or figure out something crazy.
my parents bedroom is 2 close to the kitchen so i couldnt cook anything or use the microwave.. i thought about jumping in the bat mobile to purchase some food, but once again its 1am and nothing in my town is open except for the hospital and the police station. With sudden death approaching vigoursly i decided my only hope was to open the fridge and make what every i could... the choice would be a sandwitch.. one sandwitch to end all sandwitchs.
let me first say you must start off anything you build with a good foundation.. the foundation of a sandwitch is the bread.. so i got out the only bread i had which is some really nice 4$ a loaf white bread, or marshmellow bread as i like to call it. This bread is like wonderbread but made for ballers like me so its basically like whiping your ass with gold leaf.. anyway.. i had good bread, so the sandwitch was possible.. after that i did some recon of different ingredients.. first layer was bread, with miricle whip on it, for the zing, pestrami ontop of the whip, and i slice of swiss cheese ontop of that. next layer is another peice of bread with miricle whip facing the swiss cheese ( props to saki saki for inventing that shit) and i hope ur still with me here but MAYO on the other side of the bread... oh yea baby this is a double decker sandwitch.. on top of the mayo was more pestrami ontop of that some motsa cheese and for some spice i crunched up about 2 handfulls of lays sour cream and onion chips and sprinkled them ontop of that.. one more peice of bread with mayo to cap it off, a huge glass of milk and a bag of toll house milk chocolate and peanutbutter morsels for desert.. and my mission was complete
so that was how i saved my life.. and umm im not high if any of u are wondering.. sooo ill try and keep u up to date on more imporntant shit in my life for the next month through my wsop trip.
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TimDawg  United States. Jun 07 2007 02:45. Posts 10197 | | | |
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Loco Canada. Jun 07 2007 02:48. Posts 21015 | | |
lolsandwich
but hey i was wondering, how can you afford this trip? and what are you gonna do in vegas? U must have some RL money saved up or something cause it must be pretty expensive for a micro stakes player |
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Critterer United Kingdom. Jun 07 2007 03:11. Posts 5337 | | | |
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Karma Australia. Jun 07 2007 04:34. Posts 3538 | | |
Swiss cheese sucks, but other than that props for the balla sandwhich |
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iop Sweden. Jun 07 2007 05:51. Posts 4951 | | |
hahahahahhahahaaha munchies |
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mrpav.com Canada. Jun 07 2007 09:28. Posts 3069 | | |
your going to WSOP and u still play at 25 nl, u must be making a killing at those stakes. |
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milkman United States. Jun 07 2007 14:28. Posts 5719 | | |
umm loco, to answer ur question, i took about 1K of my profits out ( reason im still at nl25 ) to pay for airfare and hotel. And i plan on doing alot of betting and random shit while im there, but hopefully it wont hurt the pocket book 2 much. before i started playing poker full time i worked for a computer programming company for 2 years so the money isnt really that big of a deal, ill be fine with whatever happens while im there. |
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