Dear God, aka Mr.Jones

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milkman United States. Feb 08 2007 20:42. Posts 5719

Our Father, who art in heaven,
Lee Jone be thy Name,
thine heaters come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is on PokerStars.

Give us this day our daily earnings.
And forgive us our suckouts,
as we forgive those
who get sucked out on.

And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us huge checks from stars.

For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever. Amen.

quit my job yesterday, went up 10 buyins at nl10. Took a shot at nl25 today and went up 5 more.. im soo happy.. im making more money being unemployed

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Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally.

FoolsPlay Canada. Feb 08 2007 21:04. Posts 1335

praying to lee jones works better than emailing him apparently

if you add tons of macro options and units and keep the old obligations like sending scvs to mine, pros will just focus less on micro which sucks imo -Floofy

jkpickett United States. Feb 08 2007 22:31. Posts 1403

just remember there will be downswings so have a backup plan for that whole unemployed thing. most guys at this site will probably tell you that it's easy to praise Lee Jones when you are on an incredible run, but things won't look so good when variance hits.

Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power

milkman United States. Feb 09 2007 00:38. Posts 5719

dude comon i playd like 25K hands of nl10, i got it.. most of that is just a joke, and im just happy that im running good..

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally.

PokerDoc88 Australia. Mar 24 2007 23:33. Posts 3527

25k hands ain't much.

A friend of mine is in a 20k hand sprial downswing, he's lost $1k+ at $50nl and I think only $200 of it was due to bad play (and when I say bad play, I mean he had AA or something similar and got out-flopped and didn't fold to bottom set or something like that, which others would consider to be even more bad run variance).