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nolan   Ireland. Dec 19 2012 07:11. Posts 6205


Man, this is the best show ever. I always forget about it then randomly see it on late night TV or something and end up stuck to the tele watching it.

I have no idea why I find it so entertaining but it really is good stuff.

Anyways, I've always had one question that maybe LP can answer. What is up with people from asian countries always trying to bring in food? I swear like every other episode is an asian family trying to bring all kinds of meat and food into NZ/Aus.

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On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid 

wobbly_au   Australia. Dec 19 2012 07:24. Posts 6540

i'll answer...
1. In china there are all kinds of laws but the government doesnt choose to enforce it until they want to..so Chinese people dont see law as such black and white.. they'll think its ok to bring meat in even though its very to the rest of us that they shouldnt...
examples are.. the chinese tax system, alomony, traffic rules etcetc.
in short a lack of respect for the law

2. they miss all the yummy stuff they cant get over here...

The Last Laugh. 

Funktion   Australia. Dec 19 2012 07:29. Posts 1638

Everytime I have come back home there is always some weird shit being pulled out of some asian persons suitcase. I always try to walk so slow through the customs area, usually in a half daze because of the bewilderment.

This "teaser" was out today:
Nick McKenzie and Richard Baker's six-month investigation uncovers corruption, drug smuggling and organised crime at the nation’s largest airport. Full details, report and analysis beginning Thursday in The Age.
I'll link it for you tomorrow when it's out nolan maybe you'll get something out of it.

http://www.theage.com.au/national/airport-in-grip-of-drug-trade-20121219-2bned.html

 Last edit: 19/12/2012 10:20

idonklife   Sweden. Dec 19 2012 08:18. Posts 182

the question should be: why do australia have so ridiculously harsh tolling laws and why do they lie about the reason being "because we have a frail ecosystem" when no studies show this to be the case?


dryath   Australia. Dec 19 2012 08:40. Posts 1317


  On December 19 2012 07:18 idonklife wrote:
the question should be: why do australia have so ridiculously harsh tolling laws and why do they lie about the reason being "because we have a frail ecosystem" when no studies show this to be the case?



probably because canetoads so now we are scared of everything


kingpowa   France. Dec 19 2012 08:51. Posts 1525

Imported rabbits are (or were) a problem too.

sorry for shitty english. 

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Dec 19 2012 09:09. Posts 8915

the way you say "trying to bring in food" I gather its illegal to bring in food into Australia? wat ?¿


nolan   Ireland. Dec 19 2012 09:25. Posts 6205


  On December 19 2012 08:09 EvilSky wrote:
the way you say "trying to bring in food" I gather its illegal to bring in food into Australia? wat ?¿



I really don't know shit about it, but what I gather from the show is that they are pretty particular about bringing in food (specifically meat) into Australia from other countries. They always say there is concern about introducing disease etc via food product.

As far as how accurate those possibilities are I really have no idea. I do know that in my travel to some South American countries they were also particularly concerned about people bringing in meat products as well.

As it is on the show, just about every other episode has a segment where some family from whichever Asian country seems to be attempting to bring in an absolute feast and not listing it on their immigration card. It's not really any specific asian country either, it's as if the whole continent wants to bring a gigantic feast with them as they travel. I'm sure they're just hand picking some of the more outrageous cases to display on the show of course, but it happens so frequently it does seem a bit bizarre.

I always figured if you were to go on holiday trying some of the host nations food would be part of the appeal!

On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid 

Funktion   Australia. Dec 19 2012 09:55. Posts 1638


  On December 19 2012 08:09 EvilSky wrote:
the way you say "trying to bring in food" I gather its illegal to bring in food into Australia? wat ?¿


You have to declare every food item you bring in. If you don't declare and get caught you will be fined and I think no matter what the item is it will be thrown out. If you declare their are plenty of things that can pass customs. Mostly it's products such as animal based, fruit, veg, nut and seed that come under the harshest scrutiny. It's strict but plenty of food items will get through.

So yeah if you bring in a whole dead bush in your suitcase (I've seen this) or a suit case full of tuppaware containers filled with home made food (it looked like curry) then it's going to be chucked.


  On December 19 2012 07:18 idonklife wrote:
the question should be: why do australia have so ridiculously harsh tolling laws and why do they lie about the reason being "because we have a frail ecosystem" when no studies show this to be the case?


Did you try to bring in a suitcase of bananas in and get rejected or something? So sorry that we try not to let our country get fucked up for stuff you can buy in supermarkets here. Feel free to cite your studies.


Funktion   Australia. Dec 19 2012 10:08. Posts 1638


  On December 19 2012 08:25 nolan wrote:
I always figured if you were to go on holiday trying some of the host nations food would be part of the appeal!


We have very good food here and quality produce but to be fair we have no dish unique to us (as far as I know). I doubt you will ever hear, "If you go to Australia you must try <insert dish>".


TheLink   Australia. Dec 19 2012 10:21. Posts 406

I'm told good quality/easily available steak is somewhat special to Australia, never been oversea's though so can't compare.

And yeah we have crazy harsh customs/border security. I don't really see much of a downside though, if you can maintain good quarantine then why not?


tapatapaz   Brasil. Dec 19 2012 11:23. Posts 1279

watching this it strikes me just how retarded board control is. in the future people will laugh at it. my god, the person voluntarily wants to WORK in the country, and they just wont let them. shows so much weakness.. if bad times happen, people will move somewhere else, its ebb and flow. you cant create an artificial bubble around the job market, it will burst and things will be even worse. it is a market just like every other
smuggling drugs is another backwards thing and its a whole matter altogether. if theyre smuggling it, it means someone is going to buy. the problem is the demand, not the supply.
/random rant

And what does self awareness have to do with anything you retard? srsly stfu. - baal 

idonklife   Sweden. Dec 19 2012 11:56. Posts 182


  On December 19 2012 08:55 Funktion wrote:
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Did you try to bring in a suitcase of bananas in and get rejected or something? So sorry that we try not to let our country get fucked up for stuff you can buy in supermarkets here. Feel free to cite your studies.


no worries man. just tell me the real reason and i'm fine with it. claiming it's bad for the ecosystem is just ridiculous. i don't have to cite any studies - if your ecosystem was as frail as austrailian tolling rules claim, it would've collapsed long ago. if this was a rule during a specific epidemic where airports were still open, i would understand. but this is not the case.

 Last edit: 19/12/2012 11:57

devon06atX   Canada. Dec 19 2012 13:32. Posts 5458

Don't sell yourself short funktion and thelink, in no other country can one enjoy a medium-rare kangaroo steak


PuertoRican   United States. Dec 19 2012 16:44. Posts 13051

^ Good point, Devon. There's not many countries that I know of, where you can go to McDonald's and purchase a Roo Burger as part of your combo meal.

Rekrul is a newb 

Funktion   Australia. Dec 19 2012 18:07. Posts 1638


  On December 19 2012 10:56 idonklife wrote:
no worries man. just tell me the real reason and i'm fine with it. claiming it's bad for the ecosystem is just ridiculous. i don't have to cite any studies - if your ecosystem was as frail as austrailian tolling rules claim, it would've collapsed long ago. if this was a rule during a specific epidemic where airports were still open, i would understand. but this is not the case.


So because it hasn't happened it isn't true ok no problem. And who needs to cite studies when you can just say they exist, it all seems very legit. As for the real reason - reptile people but I've said too much.


  On December 19 2012 12:32 devon06atX wrote:
Don't sell yourself short funktion and thelink, in no other country can one enjoy a medium-rare kangaroo steak


It's exported to many countries around the world.


  On December 19 2012 15:44 PuertoRican wrote:
^ Good point, Devon. There's not many countries that I know of, where you can go to McDonald's and purchase a Roo Burger as part of your combo meal.


This isn't a thing.


idonklife   Sweden. Dec 19 2012 18:18. Posts 182


  On December 19 2012 17:07 Funktion wrote:
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So because it hasn't happened it isn't true ok no problem. And who needs to cite studies when you can just say they exist, it all seems very legit. As for the real reason - reptile people but I've said too much.



are you being fucking serious? your country forbids people from bringing plants because they claim it fucks up your ecosystem yet you empty your seas of fish and destroy your lands for oil and gas. i mean wtf???


PuertoRican   United States. Dec 19 2012 18:22. Posts 13051

What I want to know is, how did those two Asian guys get let go after their bags were swabbed/scanned and tested positive for cocaine and THC?

The next scene was the border patrol finding out the two Asian guys were there for work visa related purposes, and they totally just brushed off the original drug machine test.

Rekrul is a newb 

Funktion   Australia. Dec 19 2012 20:41. Posts 1638


  On December 19 2012 17:18 idonklife wrote:
are you being fucking serious? your country forbids people from bringing plants because they claim it fucks up your ecosystem yet you empty your seas of fish and destroy your lands for oil and gas. i mean wtf???


You definitely sound like an expert on Australia.


idonklife   Sweden. Dec 20 2012 06:43. Posts 182


  On December 19 2012 19:41 Funktion wrote:
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You definitely sound like an expert on Australia.


nice comeback


 
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