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WCOOP Event #1 (Part 1)
JonnyCosMo, September 14
Woke up today at 6:45am for my classes, I felt like shit and hit snooze... til 11:00am. Yeah so I missed my classes today, but I've been pretty sick for most of the week. So WCOOP Event #1 is here and it's the $215 NLHE 6-Max event. Here are some of the interesting hands from my tournament:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272074 - First big hand of my tournament. My image is terrible, I'm raising every other hand, pick up AQ utg raise and flop the nuts. Poker so ez. Except turn card destroys my hand and river the guy shoves over my bet. Yuckkkkk. My river bet should be 300 instead of 420.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272085 - Raise JT, flop an open ended draw. The guy in position minraises the flop so I flat call and bam, hit the nuts on the turn. We get it all-in and I hold vs his top set for a double up 40 mins into the tournament.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272115 - Standard LAG image paying off, as moron 4 bet jams A5 vs my AK.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272116 - My first real BIG move in the tournament. The turn brought a nice double barrelling card but the guy still calls. River makes it even scarier, and I jam. He can't call me, ship ship!
Ended first break at: 7335 in chips
Ended second break at: 8632 in chips
Still in it, will update w/ more hands later
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Wake me up when september ends
Daut, September 13

I've been running insanely hot this week, but i feel like im playing very well. Despite that, i can still feel room for improvement. im very motivated to try to move into bigger games, but im a huge bankroll nit and will probably wait till i have 40 buyins (online bankroll) for any level before moving up. So i'll continue grinding 3/6 -10/20 for a while until my online bankroll is back up to 200k ish and then move back into 25/50.
Wcoop starts tomorrow and im pretty excited to give tourneys another go. i came close in 3 events last year but couldnt close out anything better than a ft 2 table finish. hopefully i can pull down a big score this year.
anyway. ill come up with some good mspaints next week when im in ac.
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Wake me up when september ends
Daut, September 13

I've been running insanely hot this week, but i feel like im playing very well. Despite that, i can still feel room for improvement. im very motivated to try to move into bigger games, but im a huge bankroll nit and will probably wait till i have 40 buyins (online bankroll) for any level before moving up. So i'll continue grinding 3/6 -10/20 for a while until my online bankroll is back up to 200k ish and then move back into 25/50.
Wcoop starts tomorrow and im pretty excited to give tourneys another go. i came close in 3 events last year but couldnt close out anything better than a ft 2 table finish. hopefully i can pull down a big score this year.
anyway. ill come up with some good mspaints next week when im in ac.
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WCOOP Prep!
JonnyCosMo, September 12
PokerStar's WCOOP is just around the corner but with school going on and classes in the middle of my day I'm going to have to cut back on a couple of the events I wanted to play. So I've planned out what I'm going to do to work around school and came up with the following list of events I plan on playing:
Friday September 14th: WCOOP Event #1 - $215 NLHE (6-Max)
Sunday September 16th: WCOOP Event #5 - $530 NLHE
Friday September 21st: WCOOP Event #10 - $320 NLHE (Heads-Up)
Friday September 21st: WCOOP Event #11 - $215 Razz
Saturday September 22nd: WCOOP Event #13 - $530 PLHE
Sunday September 23rd: WCOOP Event #14 - $1050 NLHE
Wednesday September 26th: WCOOP Event #17 - $320 NLHE (6-Max)
Friday September 28th: WCOOP Event #20 - $530 NLHE (Shootout)
Total of WCOOP Event Buy-Ins: $3,710
If all goes as planned I'll hopefully turn up some sort of profit through all of this. If I break even I wont think of it as too bad. But if the karma of the universe continues to shit on me, then I will probably be destined to down-kick the entire $3,710. As of right now I don't plan on playing the Main Event, but that will probably change. I'm still playing some satellites for it every weekend, and if I happen to grab a seat before then I will most likely play. That or I'll sell pieces of myself out. GL to everyone in the WCOOP.
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WCOOP Prep!
JonnyCosMo, September 12
PokerStar's WCOOP is just around the corner but with school going on and classes in the middle of my day I'm going to have to cut back on a couple of the events I wanted to play. So I've planned out what I'm going to do to work around school and came up with the following list of events I plan on playing:
Friday September 14th: WCOOP Event #1 - $215 NLHE (6-Max)
Sunday September 16th: WCOOP Event #5 - $530 NLHE
Friday September 21st: WCOOP Event #10 - $320 NLHE (Heads-Up)
Friday September 21st: WCOOP Event #11 - $215 Razz
Saturday September 22nd: WCOOP Event #13 - $530 PLHE
Sunday September 23rd: WCOOP Event #14 - $1050 NLHE
Wednesday September 26th: WCOOP Event #17 - $320 NLHE (6-Max)
Friday September 28th: WCOOP Event #20 - $530 NLHE (Shootout)
Total of WCOOP Event Buy-Ins: $3,710
If all goes as planned I'll hopefully turn up some sort of profit through all of this. If I break even I wont think of it as too bad. But if the karma of the universe continues to shit on me, then I will probably be destined to down-kick the entire $3,710. As of right now I don't plan on playing the Main Event, but that will probably change. I'm still playing some satellites for it every weekend, and if I happen to grab a seat before then I will most likely play. That or I'll sell pieces of myself out. GL to everyone in the WCOOP.
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Things continuing to go well
Daut, September 11

I really like the 10/20 games on ftp. I've been running well in the sense that i've gotten way more monsters than I should. I'm not really winning more allins than i should probability wise, just getting into lots of good situations, which definitely wont last but its fun to ride the rush out.
Im going to grind a lot the upcoming days, mostly at 3/6 and 5/10 on stars. Id like to make another 5-10k before i play in the 10k borgata wpt event this weekend. It's nice to more than pay for an event before you play it, i will feel like im freerolling it and will definitely play better.
On a side note, id like to say that daniel negreanu is my hero. he managed to get deep tables for 100/200 nl on stars within an hour of requesting (minimum buyin 50bb) and is a really nice guy. I also suspect that he will be an online beast in the future when he learns how to fully adjust to online play. It's great to see someone as influential, personable and legendary come to stars to really get the important changes made to make stars even better than it was.
And one last note, i think in the next few weeks ill make the video i promised a while back. There are a lot of options for it and im open to suggestions on what people want to see.
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Things continuing to go well
Daut, September 11

I really like the 10/20 games on ftp. I've been running well in the sense that i've gotten way more monsters than I should. I'm not really winning more allins than i should probability wise, just getting into lots of good situations, which definitely wont last but its fun to ride the rush out.
Im going to grind a lot the upcoming days, mostly at 3/6 and 5/10 on stars. Id like to make another 5-10k before i play in the 10k borgata wpt event this weekend. It's nice to more than pay for an event before you play it, i will feel like im freerolling it and will definitely play better.
On a side note, id like to say that daniel negreanu is my hero. he managed to get deep tables for 100/200 nl on stars within an hour of requesting (minimum buyin 50bb) and is a really nice guy. I also suspect that he will be an online beast in the future when he learns how to fully adjust to online play. It's great to see someone as influential, personable and legendary come to stars to really get the important changes made to make stars even better than it was.
And one last note, i think in the next few weeks ill make the video i promised a while back. There are a lot of options for it and im open to suggestions on what people want to see.
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Starting to grind again
Daut, September 10
I've started a few new backing deals lately and because of it my online roll starting to get pretty short, so i decided to stop fucking around in new games, hu sngs, plo, mtt, and to just grind cash for the most part.
I've been doing so poorly in mtt it really angers me. It seems like every tourney i either run bad or play bad. I never run well when i play well and the result is terrible results. I'll have to concentrate on that for the rest of this month, as wcoop is coming up and so is WPT borgata, but for now im going to try to mainly grind cash and just play a few tournaments a week.
here are my stats so far this month in NL. I havent played a lot because i wasted all of sunday playing mtts and i was down the shore for 5 of the other days, so ive only really had 4 days to play.

i think for the most part im playing well but ive had some slipups here and there and I can definitely play better. the session i played today i was very happy with the way things went and i think ill try to grind out 2-3k hands a day from here out.
There's one problem preventing me from grinding. The air conditioning on the second floor of my house is broken, so its about 84 degrees up here. I have trouble staying up here for an extended period of time, so my sessions will most likely be 2 hours tops until its fixed.
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Starting to grind again
Daut, September 10
I've started a few new backing deals lately and because of it my online roll starting to get pretty short, so i decided to stop fucking around in new games, hu sngs, plo, mtt, and to just grind cash for the most part.
I've been doing so poorly in mtt it really angers me. It seems like every tourney i either run bad or play bad. I never run well when i play well and the result is terrible results. I'll have to concentrate on that for the rest of this month, as wcoop is coming up and so is WPT borgata, but for now im going to try to mainly grind cash and just play a few tournaments a week.
here are my stats so far this month in NL. I havent played a lot because i wasted all of sunday playing mtts and i was down the shore for 5 of the other days, so ive only really had 4 days to play.

i think for the most part im playing well but ive had some slipups here and there and I can definitely play better. the session i played today i was very happy with the way things went and i think ill try to grind out 2-3k hands a day from here out.
There's one problem preventing me from grinding. The air conditioning on the second floor of my house is broken, so its about 84 degrees up here. I have trouble staying up here for an extended period of time, so my sessions will most likely be 2 hours tops until its fixed.
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My poker story/I hate life
SakiSaki, September 09
I feel fucking crushed and Im not sure why but I just need to write this out, some might find it interesting i dunno.
I started grinding 10nl with the lp promotion sometime around february last year. I ran well in the beginning and moved up pretty quickly, by the end of the summer I was grinding 200nl. There, I hit my first brick wall. Everytime I triend to move up to 400nl I got fucked so bad. I just couldnt win. After struggling for quite a few months I finally decided I was doomswitched on FTP and moved my roll to partypoker. Continuing to run bad/play bad there I finally had to drop down to 100nl for a while. I was really discuraged and couldnt understand what I was doing wrong. I discussed alot of poker with some of the regulars I played with alot on FTP. Hearing their point of view was really eyeopening and I realised I had been playing way to agressive trying to win every pot I was in. I started to change my game and all off a sudden i felt I was playing really good and running even better.
I skyrockeded on party and I just couldnt loose for the longest time. I just kept moving up and I really felt my game improve drasticly. Sometime around July I peaked my roll at 90k. I was playing mainly 5/10 and some 10/20 when the games looked good.
Then finally the shit hit the fan. I lost big on one session of 10/20 and continued to spew/run bad on 5/10. Not sure about the numbers but over the course of 2-3 weeks I lost about 40k. Depressed I cashed out everything except 15k and decided to rebuild for a while and deposit money into another site. Not happy about the other sites I tried I continued to play 2/4 on party and eventually deposited 20k back into party and grinded 3/6.
I did really well on 3/6 as I have always done. I dont have all my pokertracker hands left but I think I have a winrate of somewhere around 4-5ptbb/100 lifetime on partys 3/6. But everytime I tried to move back to 5/10 I hit the same wall I hit when trying to move to 400nl on FTP. I basicly won alot of money on 3/6 and blew it all on 5/10. Because of this my br has basicly been standing still on around 40-50k for the last months. I think i might actually be in the red lifetime on 5/10. Its pretty sick, because I can feel how much worse I am playing as soon as I move up. The frustration of continuing to stand still finally got the best of me and my 3/6 game has really taken a beating. Ive been frustrated/semitilted for so long now I have no idea how to find my way back to my A-game.
September has been horrible, and I just finished a terrible terrible session. I lost a bunch of flips and tilt is always around the corner for me these days so it doesnt take all that much to push me over the edge.
My roll has now dropped to 25k and I just hate everything about poker. I have always had some problems with easily getting thrown off my A-game but it have never gotten me to this point. Im actually fearing that I will go busto and I feel like I need to make my decision right here and right now. I either shape up and stop being a fucking whiny ungreatful tilting retard or I might aswell quit poker alltogether.
Without dicipline a pokerplayer is nothing, its simply the single most important skill for succeding in this devious game.
Im now taking a break from poker. I dont know for how long but I have a feeling that I wont wanna play for a couple of weeks. Ill just focus on school and hopefully I can find my way back to playing good poker again.
good night.
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September is going great!
TianYuan, September 08

Huuuuuuuuugely succesful move up to 1/2 (lol 12bb/100, if only that was sustainable :D)
Moving up was seriously a really, really good decision because I haven't tilted a single time yet, which might be partly because I've been running good/not playing much, but also I think it's because the money at 1/2 hurts way more than the money at .5/1 (IE I played so much .5/1 it didn't feel good/bad losing a buyin).
I also finally feel like I'm not playing on auto-pilot, maybe it's all running good but I feel like I can tell a little bit better what type of hands people have and therefore I might be getting better value than before.
Table selecting reallllly carefully now, I think this might be one of the best additions to my winrate ever (I started it sometime last month), not just joining the tables with the biggest avg. pot.
Hands!
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/266274 - First allin at 1/2!
Since I know this guy is pretty floaty/tricky/aggro I think, since I picked up the NFD) it might be better to just call and let him bluff.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/266357 - Hybris from winning a big pot at another table, I put him on weak ace and thought he could fold it :[ (I had played almost no hands at this table due to being carddead so.. this was like first hand I raised in a really long time).
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/266358 - there's the big pot!
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/266359 - Lol, I'm lucky he didn't raise me on the flop, I'd have been allin soooo fast.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/266389 - Sooo ugly, better betsizes would have helped me on the river.
A pretty funny hand that I wasn't involved in:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/267033
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/267057 - Weeee
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/267297 - Biggest pot I'd won at the time, might be biggest still, not sure.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/267301 -
vs 18/2.. I figured I'd get more money from his JJ, QQ by calling than by RR flop. Ugly river.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/267310 - bankin the sklansky bucks
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/267330 - bankin real money! It's awesome when you have a guy willing to felt Q6s preflop.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/267851 - I thought given his extremely strong line I might be better off just calling (since I have 0 fold equity).
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/267854 - So THAT'S how it's done..!
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/267856 - Ez shippin', nice of him to more or less tell me he had a flush as well :D
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/267978 - A revolutionary new way to play ace king..!
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/267979 - WEe.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/267980 - more sklansky bucks
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/267981 - Proooobably should have bet turn to protect my hand from strong hearts? Although he might bet those again on the turn, or semi-bluff c/r.. Hm.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/267982 - Ah~ Doh.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/268023 - One of the first hands of the session, slowplayed KKK vs my turned set = ouch.
Didn't tilt at all tho and ended up running over 2 tables playing 25/20~ for a while.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/268065 - Teodore had JJ, thought I was isolating the A9 fish (which I obv was doing a lot). Might be better to 4bet here?
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/268066 - Thought he'd slowplay a ten.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/268067 - Noo, thought he had a weaker straight Oh well, not much I can do about this, 70/X/X guy can have a lot of hands here.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/268068 - Repping the Ace king~_~
6k reached!
Altogether an exceptional start to september, hopefully I'll play a lot while I'm running this well (I played my 2 longest 1/2 session after I lost a buyin early on, although only 1 of them ended negative - barely - this is a bad pattern).
Need a smack in the head for always chasing losses and quitting early when winning (although I'm usually quitting because I feel like I'm getting overly cautious not to lose, I tend to ignore similiar symptoms suggesting I quit when I'm losing).
Dunno how much rakeback I've got coming, but it should be a few hundred at least, hopefully by the end of the month - coupled with rakeback - I'll have enough for NL300 or NL400. Although I'm not really in a hurry to move up, I just hope I'll be able to, should I feel ready.
I almost sat in a NL300 game today after I couldn't find a good 4th 1/2 table but decided against it despite there being a 60/0/0 (well something low) fish in there with a big stack.
Oh, there's a ton more regs who love to squeeze up at 1/2, I can imagine that getting really frustrating if you run bad.
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variance: my job
byrnesam, September 08
post-benoit rage i quit my job.
i managed 2 full days.
turns out im a lazy workshy nigger.
its 2:30am and i just went to the shop to get a pie and some cheezels and chocolate, didnt get stabbed by the homeless man i saw, or the guy whos fuckin with the bins outside my house. i dunno what hes doing, looks like something official but bin day isnt till wednesday - so whatever.
i think the american chick just wanted some company coz fuck all happened even though im fuckin irresistable. she got a call from one of the douche baggers who was clearly after some chubby lovin. whatever, she didnt go to his party.
made up with my flatmate over the crockery scandal. shes happy, she said we should just be friends, but then i ate her pie and a little bit of her rusty sheriffs badge. Then she had a phone call, so i happy ending'd myself, then she came back just after i finished (which was a huge beat really)
I also put my penis so close to her mouth it made her cry a little - so thats like official sexual assault. it was still pretty funny - i did make it up to her though so court is off.
my room is contracting aids and badly needs a clean
that is all, cheezels incoming.
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September is good
SakiSaki, September 08


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benoit rage pic
byrnesam, September 07
i went to leave the house and i was still a little drnk but had no plans to stay around. She was all bitching at me coz her door has a huge fuck off dent in it from a glass i threw directly at it.
I told her to get the fuck off my car and she pissed and moaned, then drove away in a sea of rage.
so its 5:30am, im due to start work in 3 hours, but im going to phone in and quit coz i dont want to work a fuckin job.
Went to the casino and finished +$220 (OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE BLACKJACK IS FREE FUCKING MONEY) so i can easilly pay for plates and shit - badman nah worry.
I got in the lift to go to validate my parking, and these 2 guys get in. 1 guy was real drunk and he starts pissing in the corner of the lift, i lol and he says "hey man dont say anything"
naturally i get out, go to enter the casino, get ID'd and tell security "hey a guy is pissing in that lift"
LOL UNLUCKY SON, i just pulled a dickmove on you cunt gave a description of him and his mate and erry'thang.
hope he got caught and made to lick it up.
I went to the cashier to try get my validation but they didnt have it. Chatted up some middle aged asian chick in the line hoping she was a hooker. She had a wedding ring on so i was shit out of luck on this bitch. She said she was betting $300/hand on blackjack but i heard the bullshit alarm. She was kinda lookin at me as i left but i gave her some pleasentries - ive no doubt it made her moist.
After initially getting rolled at $10/hand blackjack, i followed proper gambling protocol and moved up stakes.
I played $50/hand blackjack (fully prepared to go busto with every $ in my fuckin bank accounts on this one i was pretty tilted) with some middle aged guy who was pretty cool but dissed me splitting against an 8 - but what the fuck does he know, i won because i had a sick read on the dealer. I won every hand, he did piss poor.
some other young guy came sat with us and bet like $600 on the first hand and got instantly rolled, he hit on like 17 or something retarded. Me and my new business associate discussed what a dick he was, he returned a few minutes later with a $100 note, but i left soon after so i dunno how he did. Im guessing he lost his life.
I went to the platinum lounge (where i belong, quite frankly) and asked for some comps coz i wanted to find myself a hooker then get a cheap hotel room, but it wasnt meant to be. I dropped my cup of $2 coins all over the fucking floor - life tilt.
I go to the "action station" and get some info on the action card. If i had one before this session i would be up $220 + a cap that says "action" on it. Who knows what other luxurious riches await me behind that counter of dreams.
Validate parking. Go to car park, lose car, go to security, they find it for me (coz im deluxe and dont need to find my own shit when they will do it for me)
drive home fairly sober but without a hooker 
heres the newly designed kitchen based on life and times of chris benoit

i think it really works.
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beat: went benoit
byrnesam, September 07
so my flatmate (that flatmate)
'got all spazzy at me, then after a heated argement over freezer/fridge space/cupboard/housework she smashed a cup, so i declared war.
every plate, every saucer, cup, saucepan, cutlery is now lying on the floor.
official benoit moment.
im gonna go out and go to the casino now. official life tilt.
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FCKPLOG:E?:F'
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beat: i am a working stiff
byrnesam, September 07
so apparently, professional NL25 / BBJ player isnt widely recognised as a viable career path. Even though its basically a PhD in ballin' with excellent prospects for a career in degeneracy.
so i had to find a "real" job.
I decided to work at a technology store. Because i want to buy an xbox360 and shit, so i might aswell get a staff discount.
So i have to walk at a reasonable pace everywhere i go now. I can no longer just go around bellin'.*
*Bellin definition
bellin:
Strolling with a limp
Sagging hard
Mainly done by L.A street niggas
Is not just a casual stroll
But a way of life
I get to look at baller ass shit like massive TVs and stuff all day, but the people that buy them are usually massive nits - and im like "dude wtf lol, your concerns dont matter, migs got like 2 of these in his bathroom"
Well, i dont say that - because ive now done 2 days at the job, the manager is off sick, the assistant manager is always busy and the other sales reps dont really care - so i stand around doing nothing (literally just stand there)
i dont have a uniform, name badge, contract (thinly veiled concern on this one) or any training other than having now done like 800 laps of the store and a quick demo of how the comuter system works.
I dont talk to customers or answer the phone, i cant access the till so i cant sell anything - which means ill earn no commission so i wont bother trying to chat to anyone. Its a sweet deal.
I work with 3 indians and a chinese.
1 has like elephantitus in 2 of his fingers and i know its rude but i cant stop fucking staring at them. Its like hes got 2 sausages for fingers - its ludacris.
For some reason i have to work 50 hours a week which blows, and i have to work friday, saturday, sunday (ultra mega beat)
anyway, its friday night and im still going out.
The american exchange chick (who rode to the ball with me and flatmate) text me last night asking what i was up to this weekend. She wants to hang with the biggest balla in the southern hemisphere - so ive given her a VIP pass to ride wit a playa.
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Some mspaints from the past
Daut, September 05
I have a 2 monitor setup and on my left monitor i had most of my mspaint works lined up.
I recently went through and looked at all of them and realized i hadnt posted a few on the blog because i drew them for friends or girlfriends.
I cant really think of anything to draw right now so ill post some of my past works. here is part of my gallery
A scene from the movie boogie nights:

my ex and i used to listen to a lot of nine inch nails, and she was particularly afraid of this song on the fragile called 'pilgrimage'. it reminded her of the urukhai from lord of the rings.

the last day of college during undergrad there was this weird lady sitting near the dumpster collecting some of the stuff students were throwing out for a garage sale the school was running. my ex and i gave her a microwave and she exclaimed "OOOOHHH TREASURESSSSSS" it was worthy of trying to draw a picture

i was watching a dog show with the same ex as above and there was this silly looking dog called the bedlington that came on. take a look at this funny creature (yes it really is a dog):

i go "jesus that thing looks like a sheep"
she yelled at me and said "NOOO! ITS A LAAAAAAAAAMB"

as i look at these i think back to what a fish mspainter i used to be. one day i will be the best. im going to start reviewing my sessions and taking responsibility for all of my mspaints. if i want to be the best i have to put in the time and effort and review every drawing and really cut down on tilt.
this will also help:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/tutorial/mspaint
a nice little mspaint tutorial. with these hints i will be unstoppable.
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Some mspaints from the past
Daut, September 05
I have a 2 monitor setup and on my left monitor i had most of my mspaint works lined up.
I recently went through and looked at all of them and realized i hadnt posted a few on the blog because i drew them for friends or girlfriends.
I cant really think of anything to draw right now so ill post some of my past works. here is part of my gallery
A scene from the movie boogie nights:

my ex and i used to listen to a lot of nine inch nails, and she was particularly afraid of this song on the fragile called 'pilgrimage'. it reminded her of the urukhai from lord of the rings.

the last day of college during undergrad there was this weird lady sitting near the dumpster collecting some of the stuff students were throwing out for a garage sale the school was running. my ex and i gave her a microwave and she exclaimed "OOOOHHH TREASURESSSSSS" it was worthy of trying to draw a picture

i was watching a dog show with the same ex as above and there was this silly looking dog called the bedlington that came on. take a look at this funny creature (yes it really is a dog):

i go "jesus that thing looks like a sheep"
she yelled at me and said "NOOO! ITS A LAAAAAAAAAMB"

as i look at these i think back to what a fish mspainter i used to be. one day i will be the best. im going to start reviewing my sessions and taking responsibility for all of my mspaints. if i want to be the best i have to put in the time and effort and review every drawing and really cut down on tilt.
this will also help:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/tutorial/mspaint
a nice little mspaint tutorial. with these hints i will be unstoppable.
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Rebooting the Blog
JonnyCosMo, September 05
So a lot has happened since my last blog entry... I'm totally the laziest person ever when it comes to updating things. I wanted to do some more updates from Vegas w/ more pictures but Nazgul took down the WSOP Blogs so I kinda lost interest in doing that. I'm thinking I'm going to zip all the pictures I took (I'm such an asian tourist) and just make them available to everyone.
Some updates with me: I'm back in school! LOL I know... Kind of un-baller of me, but it's awesome. Yes I said school is awesome. I'm currently going to San Diego State University, and living in a new appartment complex 10 mins away in Mission Valley (another 10 mins from the beach) with my roommate Marshall28. Here's a quick list of pros and cons since I've moved down to San Diego:
Pros:
1. The whether is a constant 85-90 degrees, without fail. Around the beach it's around 80. It is constantly warm but not blazing hot. So perfect.
2. The bar scene here is amazing. On PB (Pacific Beach) there are two main streets where all the action goes down, and since San Diego is a huge college town (There are 3 colleges here in the same city, SDSU, UCSD, and USD) it pretty much becomes a very popular central gathering spot. The bars are right along the beach so... get drunk --> swim in the ocean. Ez Life.
3. The girls in San Diego are easily hotter than any place on this planet. I will bet bankrolls on this fact. You really need to come down here and see for yourself because my friends told me this before and I totally didn't believe them. No, it's 100% true.
4. Downtown is just so baller, with very Vegas like clubs and restaurants.
5. It's a 4 hour drive to Vegas.
6. [vital]Myth is an hour north from where I live. And I really hope he comes and enlightens me with his magical words of wisdom.
Cons:
1. The motherfuckers that work at the Fry's Electronics near where I live are all fucking retarded. Just bought a $1600 desktop computer yesterday and I specifically ask one thing about 5-6 times to the 2 different guys helping me: "CAN THIS COMPUTER HOOK UP TWO MONITORS?" And each time they both were like "Yes of course!". Well I open the box when I get back to my place and guess what! Video card only has one slot for a monitor. Freakin donkeys.
2. My new desktop computer has Windows Vista...
3. Right now I have no car, so I'm getting my friends to haul me around. I take the Trolley to school so that's not really a problem, but having no car really limits my freedom to when my friends can pick me up which kinda sucks.
4. The whole "Socal" attitude really blowz ass. My roommate has a bad case of it, where he thinks the world should be revolving around him. I've met some really nice people down here, but I really don't enjoy how some of them think that putting down other people is a cool thing to do. I think it's retarded, spread the love, and stop acting like a stuck up bitch who thinks you're the only one in the world with problems. And for Christ's sake SMILE!
5. I'm running bad. On a sick -$12,000 downswing at 2/4 & 1/2 the past month. Can't seem to do anything right. It's really funny. It started with me tilting hardcore vs asdf2000 heads-up thinking he was a fish, I guess I was wrong. Then when PokerStars opened heads-up tables I thought it was going to be awesome, nope wrong again! -$3600 of my 12k downswing comes from 1/2 heads-up. LOL... Obviously I was being a little sloppy after Vegas, (hey, playing with complete retards for a month straight can make you sloppy!) But now I'm back on track with my game and still can't get things to work for me. I need to find God or something...
6. I got homework, and a lot of reading to do. Sick life 
Overall I love it though. If anyone is down here in San Diego and would like to meet me, give me a PM with some contact info. I'm always down to meet any new LPer's. Ok I will be updating this more often, and hopefully with pictures.
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Rebooting the Blog
JonnyCosMo, September 05
So a lot has happened since my last blog entry... I'm totally the laziest person ever when it comes to updating things. I wanted to do some more updates from Vegas w/ more pictures but Nazgul took down the WSOP Blogs so I kinda lost interest in doing that. I'm thinking I'm going to zip all the pictures I took (I'm such an asian tourist) and just make them available to everyone.
Some updates with me: I'm back in school! LOL I know... Kind of un-baller of me, but it's awesome. Yes I said school is awesome. I'm currently going to San Diego State University, and living in a new appartment complex 10 mins away in Mission Valley (another 10 mins from the beach) with my roommate Marshall28. Here's a quick list of pros and cons since I've moved down to San Diego:
Pros:
1. The whether is a constant 85-90 degrees, without fail. Around the beach it's around 80. It is constantly warm but not blazing hot. So perfect.
2. The bar scene here is amazing. On PB (Pacific Beach) there are two main streets where all the action goes down, and since San Diego is a huge college town (There are 3 colleges here in the same city, SDSU, UCSD, and USD) it pretty much becomes a very popular central gathering spot. The bars are right along the beach so... get drunk --> swim in the ocean. Ez Life.
3. The girls in San Diego are easily hotter than any place on this planet. I will bet bankrolls on this fact. You really need to come down here and see for yourself because my friends told me this before and I totally didn't believe them. No, it's 100% true.
4. Downtown is just so baller, with very Vegas like clubs and restaurants.
5. It's a 4 hour drive to Vegas.
6. [vital]Myth is an hour north from where I live. And I really hope he comes and enlightens me with his magical words of wisdom.
Cons:
1. The motherfuckers that work at the Fry's Electronics near where I live are all fucking retarded. Just bought a $1600 desktop computer yesterday and I specifically ask one thing about 5-6 times to the 2 different guys helping me: "CAN THIS COMPUTER HOOK UP TWO MONITORS?" And each time they both were like "Yes of course!". Well I open the box when I get back to my place and guess what! Video card only has one slot for a monitor. Freakin donkeys.
2. My new desktop computer has Windows Vista...
3. Right now I have no car, so I'm getting my friends to haul me around. I take the Trolley to school so that's not really a problem, but having no car really limits my freedom to when my friends can pick me up which kinda sucks.
4. The whole "Socal" attitude really blowz ass. My roommate has a bad case of it, where he thinks the world should be revolving around him. I've met some really nice people down here, but I really don't enjoy how some of them think that putting down other people is a cool thing to do. I think it's retarded, spread the love, and stop acting like a stuck up bitch who thinks you're the only one in the world with problems. And for Christ's sake SMILE!
5. I'm running bad. On a sick -$12,000 downswing at 2/4 & 1/2 the past month. Can't seem to do anything right. It's really funny. It started with me tilting hardcore vs asdf2000 heads-up thinking he was a fish, I guess I was wrong. Then when PokerStars opened heads-up tables I thought it was going to be awesome, nope wrong again! -$3600 of my 12k downswing comes from 1/2 heads-up. LOL... Obviously I was being a little sloppy after Vegas, (hey, playing with complete retards for a month straight can make you sloppy!) But now I'm back on track with my game and still can't get things to work for me. I need to find God or something...
6. I got homework, and a lot of reading to do. Sick life 
Overall I love it though. If anyone is down here in San Diego and would like to meet me, give me a PM with some contact info. I'm always down to meet any new LPer's. Ok I will be updating this more often, and hopefully with pictures.
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