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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Sep 07 2007 01:46. Posts 14026 | | |
so apparently, professional NL25 / BBJ pla<x>yer isnt widely recognised as a viable career path. Even though its basically a PhD in ballin' with excellent prospects for a career in degeneracy.
so i had to find a "real" job.
I decided to work at a technology store. Because i want to buy an xbox360 and shit, so i might aswell get a staff discount.
So i have to walk at a reasonable pace everywhere i go now. I can no longer just go around bellin'.*
*Bellin definition
bellin:
Strolling with a limp
Sagging hard
Mainly done by L.A street niggas
Is not just a casual stroll
But a way of life
I get to look at baller ass shit like massive TVs and stuff all day, but the people that buy them are usually massive nits - and im like "dude wtf lol, your concerns dont matter, migs got like 2 of these in his bathroom"
Well, i dont say that - because ive now done 2 days at the job, the manager is off sick, the assistant manager is always busy and the other sales reps dont really care - so i stand around doing nothing (literally just stand there)
i dont have a uniform, name badge, contract (thinly veiled concern on this one) or any training other than having now done like 800 laps of the store and a quick demo of how the comuter system works.
I dont talk to customers or answer the phone, i cant access the till so i cant sell anything - which means ill earn no commission so i wont bother trying to chat to anyone. Its a sweet deal.
I work with 3 indians and a chinese.
1 has like elephantitus in 2 of his fingers and i know its rude but i cant stop fucking staring at them. Its like hes got 2 sausages for fingers - its ludacris.
For some reason i have to work 50 hours a week which blows, and i have to work friday, saturday, sunday (ultra mega beat)
anyway, its friday night and im still going out.
The american exchange chick (who rode to the ball with me and flatmate) text me last night asking what i was up to this weekend. She wants to hang with the biggest balla in the southern hemisphere - so ive given her a VIP pass to ride wit a playa.
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Silver_nz New Zealand. Sep 07 2007 02:18. Posts 5647 | | |
I lol'd. :D
working at (big) dick smiths electronics then?
but losing free time is a heavy beat. did studylink find out about your not-attending classes?
damm, I am going to have to do this working shit when they cut off my student allowance over summer too. heavy beat |
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MilZo France. Sep 07 2007 02:25. Posts 1333 | | |
I think they didn't really hire you. You're in denial, they're just letting you stand around in their shop cause they don't know that you're a bus stand smashing criminal.
Go back to grinding! |
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skorc Slovenia. Sep 07 2007 02:26. Posts 200 | | |
lol'd
I am trying to imagine your ass in the store staring at the indian guys fingers. LOL.
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Critterer United Kingdom. Sep 07 2007 04:15. Posts 5337 | | |
5* blog
made me laugh a lot rofl
gj and dont let them tell u to stop bellin' |
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Baalim Mexico. Sep 07 2007 05:04. Posts 34305 | | |
chineeeeese girllll!!!!!!!!! |
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vegable United States. Sep 07 2007 05:05. Posts 2453 | | |
50 hours a week? quit asap. 50 hours spent watching cardrunners will billion-druple your bankroll sir |
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lachlan Australia. Sep 07 2007 05:49. Posts 6991 | | | |
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iD.iNsky United States. Sep 07 2007 06:24. Posts 910 | | |
haha sick blog, if you work off of comission get on that shit, i know a few guys that work at a store like that and make like 1000a week bc they make so much comission, GL with the new job, almost sounds like mine with the doing nothing part all day |
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