Help If you've read any pokerbooks?by longple, March 27
Hi, if you havent read any pokerbooks you can just ignore this
but if ur some1 who has been reading a couple of books/heard of any i would appreciate ur help alot!
Ive been given 2 pokerbooks for free as a VIP thing and if some1 could look through this list of books and give any advice if you've read/heard if any1 of them are any good?
and no im not drunk motherfuckers, maybr I AM> LOl LEVELED
anyways this is my first blog post in a long time..
1st what I want to say is fukc you LanderD, wtf at 3bettting JJo vs my Cutoff open and cbetting Axxr, callikng my minraise, c/calling Kt 12bb bet and c.calling a blank river 12bb bet, you think you're a hero huh> hero my ass, more like "omg I havez JJ on a 2 overcard board against a aggrodonkfishspecimen(man???_ and hh'es betting smalll I CALLZ ZOMG LOL SHIP THA POTT high high highakfljkl
well w/e motherfucka keep callig, im sure u;ll win a pot against yoyu one day when I valuetown uou with deuce high on a akjqt board when you snapcall my all in and I show uyo a FLUSH, make that a ROYL GKLUSH BITCh, yea until then, I'll let my worst enemy prevail for now.. anywas in all the superhero movies, the villain starts off with the lead and the hero comes bak to pwn hi sass in tha end amirite? ys I aM YES TES YES
and to elaboarate on my opening statement 'fuck yo LP' , i said that bcuz i started a thread about the factors in poker that are most important in generating results in order to get a good discussion going, but the only good answers I got were from Sakisaki, afiac *as far as i am concenred) sakisaki is a sick hero who put in his valuable time and energy and effor and time from his previous life which is infinite becuz he iz jesus himself so he's invincible so no wodrs can descrive him so my whole description is pointless FML FUJCK FUCVK FUCKFUCfksadkl;sgas
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but yea forums has to gone shit mang know wat im satyyin dawn d oo double ggggggggggGGGGGGGGG GG game no RE newb pwnzorsaurus in the ancient times koreanm dinosaur>japanese QFT yea you no apologize it's TOO LATE one republic!!@!, but, the question is my friends. why one republic? not two republic? pr even 9 repibloc? or going even further, why not one democratic? aint it great to have a african amero as prez homiez? it's times like these this? now? times like the present that I want to be in america but im in thaland atm.. at the moment not thailand the money machine wher you slide you card in and have the options to withdraw money or check your nalance.. but the inconvenient thing about thes fucking things are that yo have no option to DEPOSIT! I mean , why woulkd you ot have an opition to deposit when you have the abiliry to withdraw money from an ATM? it makes no sense
I'm hungry. HI HUNgrY!
that';s one joke my bset friend used to alwayus pull and I thought it waz lame as hell man. I mean for everything.. "I'm bored' - "hi bored" "I'm cold" - " hi cold' "I'm fucking yourf dog PT#!, why don't you reply to that one lets see who's tha boss now?!!!?!lksadfjsdlfj uber tilt
uber ' ? idk what uber even means but ive assumsed uber has some relation to the word super because they look kinda similar in way. but shemales can sometimes look similar to females so i guess that's a dangerous, surprise under the skirt assumption to make, great world huh/
so yea, row you paddle your canoe (from nolanolan's blog i think: NS ILL PADDLE minee
on the river.. i've always wondered why the 5th street in hold em is called the river. i mean 4th street in the turn.. which kinda hands sense because the turn can turn your hands into something like a higher hand or sometines, but wtf is with river? mihght as well call it the waterfall, the bay, the stream, the ocean, the gullf, the inlet or whttever the fuck so random? makes no sense. why not just call them 4th street and 5th street like they're supposed to be but WTF why are they calles STREET just call them tby their legit names. 4th card and 5th card.. but wait a moments or two FLOP? wtf is a flop i guess first three community cards is kinda long but FLOP? lets see. F can stand for FIRST, next is L O and P.. first line of poker? mindfuck omg forget tht 'l'll just accept things the wa they r
dogishead is my hero, and a CLOSE 2nd i phil galfond but 0phil ivey is #1. black ppl are pwning everywhere.might as well avvept the fact that they have huge penzors
anyways im getting a almost irresibtable urge to play 50/100 on stars and double my roll but i don't think that's a wise idea.. maybe it is? i mean i might get dealt AA in the bb i my first hand. 3bet an aggro lag otb who's opening light; he may not believe me and 4-bet to show the unknwon to not fuyck with his blind stealz, and i would call to let him know im a rich donkeyfishanimal who doesn't like to fold. then the flop may come AAA and when ill check he'd ship the flop because its a great board to bbluff and i'd snap call with my five of a kind and double my rollzbut i think ima pass out on my bed following the lead of my buddy passed out un the floor adsfa
Today was a serious pain in the ass when it came to cards. Yesterday was just as bad. The last two days I was down about 7 BI's. Hands like this helped get me there quick:
***** Hand History for Game 26419495738 *****
$25.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 27, 11:59:30 ET 2009
Table Chantal Real Money
Seat 5 is the button
Seat 2: Hero $34.30 USD
Seat 3: bbraadworst $19.85 USD
Seat 5: wjeroen $19.75 USD
Hero posts small blind [$0.10 USD].
bbraadworst posts big blind [$0.25 USD].
Hero shows
bbraadworst shows
bbraadworst wins $0.20 USD from main pot
bbraadworst wins $58.25 USD from main pot
wjeroen doesn't show
Ill start with yesterday first. Nothing was going my way and I was something like 1 for 6 getting it All in with the best hand so it was getting very frustrating. Last night I was taking a break from playing and I was like... Im going to play some starcraft now. I actually wanted to play Warcraft 3 but I could only find my frozen throne disc so I went out and got Starcraft cuz it was cheap as hell and the store was out of Warcraft If It wasnt for Starcraft after some of the sessions Ive played in the last two days I think I might have tilted off WAY more lol. Sad thing is I still suck at SC too
Today started off pretty good for a little while. I got up quick but then just started getting rocked left and right. I couldnt believe it lol.
Hero bets [$6.50 USD]
schandorff73 calls [$5.95 USD]
Hero shows
schandorff73 shows
schandorff73 wins $11.35 USD from main pot
schandorff73 wins $15.70 USD from main pot
Gyllve doesn't show
Hero wins $0.55 USD from main pot
I actually started to play pretty bad because I was down so much. All I wanted was to get unstuck. It caused me to loose my agression a bit and I realized that about half way through and picked it up a bit. Things started to swing in my favour which was awesome.
Hero bets [$4.25 USD]
Jerownus raises [$19.90 USD]
Hero calls [$15.65 USD]
Jerownus shows
Hero shows
Hero wins $43.90 USD from main pot
Finally after 5 hrs of grinding it out on 9 tables I managed to get even for today. I played with Uptown a bit today. Its cool to play with LP guys once and a while. Uptown even tried to 4 bet bluff me out of the SB which was weird... really dont see that a lot at NL25 or maybe he just gave me credit for a monster which is possible too lol. Im still down about 3 buyins in the past two days but w/e Ill make that back by Sunday and then Im prolly going to be up 100k after I take down the Turbo Million.
Going to play some SC for a bit, go out get some beers and get hammered. A bunch of people are commin down here tonight for a friends bday. Should be a show.
I was going through some old folders today and found a few really old old old pics from WCG and my BW days. God those were very good times but they feel like ages ago. After looking at those pics again it makes me badly want to go to another WCG event and see all those guys (and gals) again. I went to the WCG USA finals in NYC and the WCG USA Open in Hollywood back when I was in my prime BW days. I wasn't there as a gamer, just as a reporter for GG.net. Here are some of the fun pics:
http://premium1.uploadit.org/IAElitesquad//WCG-Final-001.jpg Me and MNM... lol I look so young and feel so old now
http://premium1.uploadit.org/IAElitesquad//WCG-Final-003.jpg A blurry picture of Day getting his big first place check
http://premium1.uploadit.org/IAElitesquad//WCG-Final-005.jpg Tasteless and Veg (back in the days of the blue hair)
http://premium1.uploadit.org/IAElitesquad//WCG-Final-011.jpg MNM and Nero
http://premium1.uploadit.org/IAElitesquad//WCG-Final-007.jpg Tasteless pretending the token hot girl is his GF. She was kind to pose for this pic =)
http://premium1.uploadit.org/IAElitesquad//WCG-US-Open-013.jpg Dino the infamous hacker and PT3 scammer
http://premium1.uploadit.org/IAElitesquad//WCG-Final-009.jpg Tasteless on stage with the crazy girl from Rescue Me. I think this is when they were doing competeitions for cameras or something... he had to do pushups or pretend he was a zergling or some shit, can't quite remember. This was also the first time he shoutcasted a BW game and look where he is now!
http://premium1.uploadit.org/IAElitesquad//WCG-US-Open-117.jpg Dinner at a Korean BBQ. From right to left it's Tasteless, Wisdom, Nyoken, Aeterna, and I can't remember the other guys names.
http://premium1.uploadit.org/IAElitesquad//WCG-US-Open-118.jpg The second table. From right to left it's slog, dino, mnm, dunno, smuft, sarah, froz.
The first pics are from NYC and the last ones are from Hollywood. Most of us ended up crashing on Froz's floor after that dinner and a long night of drinking. Those were both really fun trips.
Some weeks ago I saw a very elaborate dream about poker. When 12 tabling nl100 I was playing a regular who I had a lot of history in 3bet pots with and caught AA at cutoff. He 3bet me from blind and I 4bet to 25bb. He smooth called and openshoved on flop. In the dream I was like "hmm Iam probably beat (as you can see it was a dream), but I call anyway". Results werent displayed in my dream (see, Iam not results oriented even in my dreams!) but the dream caught to my mind because just a week earlier I had decided that I'll never 12 table 6max again, and also the regular of my dream was very familiar with me, but I hadnt played him ever at that time.
Well, obviously the title spoiled the story and everyone knows what happened next:
Today I was 12 tabling nl100 at party, when playing a regular who had just started playing there (or I started playing at the same times he was already playing) and with whom I have history of violence in 3bet pots got me into the exact spot of my dream. Now I got to know the end of the story too, he had called QJs oop and open shove 1.5x pot with top pair ooa
And yes, I understand that this all is almost certainly something that mind made up, and that I almost certainly never saw such dream and if I did the spot was nothing like that - I just remembered incorrectly - and if it was its a coincidence. However my head did explode a little bit :F
And now to the results:
Overall Iam really happy with how thing turned out. I had 28k hands breakeven strecth yet I still made 3,8 BB/100. The breakeven was mostly due to shitty play, I was really spewing hardcore. Then however I watched CR vid by nutedawg and understood that I can stop spewing! Christ how easy poker can be! Never before have I really been certain that I beat the games. Always there has been a little doubt: "what if I only run good? what if I only win 1bb/100 in reality? or if Iam losing player" but now Iam finally certain that I beat this level good, and soon I'll beat the next one too ^^ Its quite amazing what kind of difference one video can make but it was so nicely about what I'm doing wrong that it was like as if nutedawg had been couching me. LA LA LAA cant wait untill summer when I have more time and I can really start working on the nl 200 monkeys.
Also partypoker randomly gave me 450 bonus + rakeback for like another 400 so actual results are a little more than what graph displays.
So I sit down at the table. People come and the game beginns. Nebuchad or whatever his name is sits down at the table next to mine and talks to some big asian dude who apperently plays like 300/300 SEK PLO live and his friend who looks like someone out of a bad ganster movie, Italy style. They do some 3bets over in that corner and I've won like one small pot without sd but folded everything else pf. Big dude raises MP, Italydude reraises I think to myself that this is a sweet fucking spot for a cold 4bet with air, I look at my cards in the BB and have KK, so I guess I 4bet. I think that's a misstake for what it's worth 400bb deep oop, but whatever, he 5bets pretty quick to like 4k (blinds are 25/50 so that's a lot) and I call like the donk I am since I figure that he should be able to know that I can be light here. Flop comes a King, An Ace and a six with a fd and BAM I'm OUT!
and I had a small sidebet with Pinball for last longer.
Overall I'm happy though, now I've got time to visit my cousin tommorow.
stop playing .50/1 Plo and 15 dollar super turbos. You are losing a lot in them, plus you have solid results at .25/.50 plo and 7.5 super turbos not to mention these are not your best poker disciplines.
Today i got destroyed in those 2 forms for the turn of about 200. I had to get myself unstuck by getting 2nd in a $26 45 person for 270(used a token which i obtained for 6.9 ). I have done well mainly in satellites, $24 STTs, $12 plo stts, and $26 45 persons so I think I will try to focus those.
Also, bracket is doing ok, 95% on espn but Memphis's loss(had them in Final 4) and WVU's loss(E8) means my bracket's potential isn't that great. Hopefully, MSU just loses and I can beat Rikd .
I watch Starcraft leagues from time to time. I also play it but I love watching the Koreans. Then I saw a clip of some white dude who apparently played Starcraft. I googled "rekrul" but I got a bunch of stuff about poker. I tried again a few weeks later and realized that the dude I was searching for and the poker guy were the same. So cool.
After more searching I found out that many Starcraft players play poker and play well. I wondered if I might also love poker. I played it for fun maybe ten times in my life.
I started putting hours in, mostly searching for poker basics and theory. I wanted to learn winning poker. After awhile I started playing some freerolls to find out how bad or good I was. I still don't know...
I read a beginners guide on LP that felt right. It really helped. (I think?)
I took $50, put it in pokerstars, and hit the pennies. I went down to 30 back to 50 and down to 30 and back to about 45. Then I played a $2.20 sit and go and won it. This paragraph took place in the last five days.
So now I just withdrew out my initial deposit and I have $100 left. I don't really care about the money, I just want to crush everyone. How can I get better faster? Should I be playing one or two penny tables to learn more? Should I stick with six?(That's how many I've been doing.) How long(in hours) SHOULD it have taken me to turn my $50 into $200 playing the 1c/2c tables? Should I buy pokertracker? A book? I'd rather not invest any money from my personal account from now on if I can. How do I learn more? Do I just play 100,000 hands and absorb the basic situations and go "oh I've been here before, don't do what you did last time!"
Just a quick update. March was going fucking great but I am currently ds'ing :[. Hopefully I can still maintain a 5 figure month. With that said, I'm not going to look at results for the rest of the month k2o4 style. GL me.
Seriously, today is prolly one of my worse day lifetime :/ meh -13 or -14 buy in in like 1700 hands i just can't manage my anger -______- i lost to a ton of 3 or 2 outters usually i just punch something away and i feel better but since it's night i dont wanna make too much noise =( so just a question how do you guys free yourself off the anger caused by downswing?
So like GUmmi is like taller and better lokking then his facebook pic. Pinball is such a fucking lucky fish faG GAY motherfawker cracking my AA. I sucked out on M_norrinder I ra happy fucking donkament sucked anyway lol fack.
Also, Don't ever call bartender with glasses eagle eyses not good I'mk sorry will tip more tommorow :'(.
Down like may be 1. something K for ythe week I r unhappy but up only so probably close to breakeven a bit downw lol. Will be down a lot after tommorow.PM/call me if you want to buy piece.
Probably not a good idea anyway I suck at donkaments.
I'm sure you all know what a huge PBS geek I am by now. There was an excellent documentary aired a couple days ago on frontline about the US deficit which currently stands at $10,000,000,000,000.
Well, paygo is a common sense rule that almost every family or corporate budget uses. It stipulates that if the government is gonna spend more money on things such as a costly war (Iraq) or giving citizens more entitlement (prescription drugs) then they need to either cut spending elsewhere or raise more revenue to offset the new spending. When I decided to move into a more expensive apartment, I made sure that I offset that increase with a combination of higher income and lower expenses (selling my car and using zipcar). Every reasonable and sane entity working a budget uses this concept when deciding to spend a large sum of money.
In 1991, the year paygo was first signed into law, the deficit was 4.5% of GDP. By 2000, there was no longer a deficit, rather the surplus was 2.4%. Paygo was obviously working in maintaining fiscal discipline.
But then George W Bush took office and along with a republican congress, they allowed paygo to lapse. Then came two costly wars and an avalanche of new government spending programs including the prescription drug bill. Instead of finding a way to pay for these programs through increased taxes or cutting spending elsewhere, Bush actually lowered taxes. So how did we pay for all of this? We didn't. We just borrowed it and one day, we're gonna have to pay it all back.
I strongly urge everyone to watch the documentary because our situation is actually very scary and grave. As US taxpayers and citizens we should consider the financial health of the nation and also of future generations rather than focusing solely on reducing our own marginal tax rate by an extra couple percent.