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RainyDay Korea (South). Mar 27 2009 18:30. Posts 484 | | |
fuckj you LP.
yea that's right, I SAID IT--
and no im not drunk motherfuckers, maybr I AM> LOl LEVELED
anyways this is my first blog post in a long time..
1st what I want to say is fukc you LanderD, wtf at 3bettting JJo vs my Cutoff open and cbetting Axxr, callikng my minraise, c/calling Kt 12bb bet and c.calling a blank river 12bb bet, you think you're a hero huh> hero my ass, more like "omg I havez JJ on a 2 overcard board against a aggrodonkfishspecimen(man???_ and hh'es betting smalll I CALLZ ZOMG LOL SHIP THA POTT high high highakfljkl
well w/e motherfucka keep callig, im sure u;ll win a pot against yoyu one day when I valuetown uou with deuce high on a akjqt board when you snapcall my all in and I show uyo a FLUSH, make that a ROYL GKLUSH BITCh, yea until then, I'll let my worst enemy prevail for now.. anywas in all the superhero movies, the villain starts off with the lead and the hero comes bak to pwn hi sass in tha end amirite? ys I aM YES TES YES
and to elaboarate on my opening statement 'fuck yo LP' , i said that bcuz i started a thread about the factors in poker that are most important in generating results in order to get a good discussion going, but the only good answers I got were from Sakisaki, afiac *as far as i am concenred) sakisaki is a sick hero who put in his valuable time and energy and effor and time from his previous life which is infinite becuz he iz jesus himself so he's invincible so no wodrs can descrive him so my whole description is pointless FML FUJCK FUCVK FUCKFUCfksadkl;sgas
GSAG
but yea forums has to gone shit mang know wat im satyyin dawn d oo double ggggggggggGGGGGGGGG GG game no RE newb pwnzorsaurus in the ancient times koreanm dinosaur>japanese QFT yea you no apologize it's TOO LATE one republic!!@!, but, the question is my friends. why one republic? not two republic? pr even 9 repibloc? or going even further, why not one democratic? aint it great to have a african amero as prez homiez? it's times like these this? now? times like the present that I want to be in america but im in thaland atm.. at the moment not thailand the money machine wher you slide you card in and have the options to withdraw money or check your nalance.. but the inconvenient thing about thes fucking things are that yo have no option to DEPOSIT! I mean , why woulkd you ot have an opition to deposit when you have the abiliry to withdraw money from an ATM? it makes no sense
I'm hungry. HI HUNgrY!
that';s one joke my bset friend used to alwayus pull and I thought it waz lame as hell man. I mean for everything.. "I'm bored' - "hi bored" "I'm cold" - " hi cold' "I'm fucking yourf dog PT#!, why don't you reply to that one lets see who's tha boss now?!!!?!lksadfjsdlfj uber tilt
uber ' ? idk what uber even means but ive assumsed uber has some relation to the word super because they look kinda similar in way. but shemales can sometimes look similar to females so i guess that's a dangerous, surprise under the skirt assumption to make, great world huh/
so yea, row you paddle your canoe (from nolanolan's blog i think: NS ILL PADDLE minee
on the river.. i've always wondered why the 5th street in hold em is called the river. i mean 4th street in the turn.. which kinda hands sense because the turn can turn your hands into something like a higher hand or sometines, but wtf is with river? mihght as well call it the waterfall, the bay, the stream, the ocean, the gullf, the inlet or whttever the fuck so random? makes no sense. why not just call them 4th street and 5th street like they're supposed to be but WTF why are they calles STREET just call them tby their legit names. 4th card and 5th card.. but wait a moments or two FLOP? wtf is a flop i guess first three community cards is kinda long but FLOP? lets see. F can stand for FIRST, next is L O and P.. first line of poker? mindfuck omg forget tht 'l'll just accept things the wa they r
dogishead is my hero, and a CLOSE 2nd i phil galfond but 0phil ivey is #1. black ppl are pwning everywhere.might as well avvept the fact that they have huge penzors
anyways im getting a almost irresibtable urge to play 50/100 on stars and double my roll but i don't think that's a wise idea.. maybe it is? i mean i might get dealt AA in the bb i my first hand. 3bet an aggro lag otb who's opening light; he may not believe me and 4-bet to show the unknwon to not fuyck with his blind stealz, and i would call to let him know im a rich donkeyfishanimal who doesn't like to fold. then the flop may come AAA and when ill check he'd ship the flop because its a great board to bbluff and i'd snap call with my five of a kind and double my rollzbut i think ima pass out on my bed following the lead of my buddy passed out un the floor adsfa
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mikeymoo Canada. Mar 27 2009 18:43. Posts 988 | | |
shit I hope you read this in the morning.
Don't play 50/100. =] |
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lebowski Greece. Mar 27 2009 18:51. Posts 9205 | | | |
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rofl wtf where you drinking
better self exclude yourselve for 24hrs. Last time I got drunken it got quite expensive for me |
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Sicks Macks United States. Mar 27 2009 19:07. Posts 3929 | | |
ez game
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Baalim Mexico. Mar 27 2009 19:08. Posts 34250 | | |
i dont think you leveled anyone with the "im not drunk" ROFL |
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EscapingR Netherlands. Mar 27 2009 19:19. Posts 2353 | | | |
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RichyP United Kingdom. Mar 27 2009 19:29. Posts 81 | | |
| | On March 27 2009 17:30 RainyDay wrote:
wtf at 3bettting JJo |
i LOL'd at this |
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rANDY United Kingdom. Mar 27 2009 19:39. Posts 2223 | | |
Im jealous of you Freak, I wish i could make someone hate me by stacking them so much ^^ |
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SPEWTARD Peru. Mar 27 2009 19:57. Posts 4306 | | |
i think ur drunk  |
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Silver_nz New Zealand. Mar 27 2009 20:14. Posts 5647 | | |
ROFLMAO epic rant! hope you don't life tilt too hard. and yeah, LP has lost all the cool kids, eh what you gonna do |
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Shad United Kingdom. Mar 27 2009 20:47. Posts 866 | | |
A quality read, I recommend to all. |
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k2o4 United States. Mar 27 2009 21:04. Posts 4803 | | |
couldn't read it all cause the rambling got me lost, but I liked the beginning where you freaked out at freak =) |
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whamm! Albania. Mar 27 2009 21:47. Posts 11625 | | |
| | On March 27 2009 18:29 RichyP wrote:
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yeah jj off is a pretty retarded 3betting range imo lol |
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sellecta Bulgaria. Mar 28 2009 02:16. Posts 15 | | |
Sounds like stand up show.
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