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well LP I did it! xD

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Here are the pics of her, I will try to keep her face out of it just due to obv reasons



Pics are uploading via phone to email atm... might take a few minutes.


















OKAY HERE WE GO


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A little recap before we begin. I started on February 15th with $0 on pokerstars and only 1000 play chips. I've moved up through the cash game levels pretty quickly with the help of a few final tables in MTT's and I am currently a nl50 regular with a BR of $1,500 on Full Tilt. I might be interested in moving some of this to pokerstars but that is going to be a problem.

Problem 1:
My account was banned on Pokerstars for having 2 accounts. I wasn't playing on both of them at the same time or anything. So I'm thinking I can just create a new account with a fake name and trade my money back to FTP when I want to cash out. Does this sound like a good idea or not? and how does Pokerstars check to see if someone is multi accounting. Do I need to make the account from a different computer? and will they notice if I play a lot from the IP address that my accounts were banned on.

My goal is still to reach $10,000 by the end of this year. I'm a lot better than pretty much any other player at nl50 on Full Tilt and I will be moving up when I reach $2,500.

Problem 2:
I want to buy HEM but I don't have a paypal account or anything. I was wondering if anyone would want to split it with me and I could send them money on FTP since the license works for 2 computers. PM me or reply if you are interested.

I watched a few more movies recently that I will give my opinions on.

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies2008/brugesposter2.jpg

If you liked Snatch you will like this movie. Colin Ferrell has a really good performance. He is hilarious and very believable in the role he plays, which is a pretty hard role to believe. Not too familiar with the other actor other than that he was in Gangs of New York. He had a decent performance as well. Without giving anything away, the movie is about 2 hitmen who travel to Bruges to flee from a job they completed prior to the start of the movie. They wait at a hotel from instructions from their boss. When the instructions arrive the movie really takes a twist and is wrapped up perfectly at the end.
8.5/10

http://www.bollynewz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/slumdog_millionaire1.jpg

When this movie beat out the Dark Knight(I know it wasnt nominated) for best picture I was kind of upset. Then I watched the movie and I understood why. From start to finish this movie was pretty much perfect. The music throughout the movie also added to the experience. The movie is about a poor Indian kid(I'd say he's about 20 years old), who gets on the show who wants to be a millionare. At the time the show is the most popular show in all of India. Its his chance to escape from the slums he grew up in and reunite with a girl he has loved since he was 5 years old.
10/10

Hope you like the reviews and opinions and if anyone wants to reply with their MSN or AIM sn we can talk about hands and try to improve each other.


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Looking to transfer ~500$ from FTP to PS. Only "known" posters, will send first too.

PM me or write a response here if you can help me out.

Thanks in advance.


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Oh poker gods of yonder, for what reason must I suffer thine wrath?

I either run way worse than most people or I suck at poker, cause I swear I run bad much more often than I run good. I usually go about 1 month of downswing and then 1 week of upswing. So that means the vast majority of the time I'm playing poker I'm being coolered, sucked out on, set up, and generally shit upon. It can make this game very very NOT fun.


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Since I've posted so I thought I'd just write a few key things that have happened in my life:


I have a french speaking guy from Switzerland staying with my family for 6 months:

Brag: He's my age and plays computer games
Beat: He plays WoW..


Started playing a bit of poker again since University has started because as usual I didn't play a lot during holidays when I actually had some free time.... I don't get it either..

Brag: A lot of people still suck
Beat: I am one of the people who suck


Realized that maybe drinking too much too often may have started to have a negative affect since I now black out randomly when I get too drunk...

Brag: That I consume alcohol??
Beat: Health concerns.. fuck.. I hope theres medicine I can take.


The other night me and a mate watched all of season 5 'Beauty and the geek'...

First of all I'd say about 4 of the so called 'Geeks' were so full of shit not geeks.. I mean one of them was this guy:

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m1...recatabc/0050525048e.jpg?t=1239706240

Get fucked, what kind of geek is that tank.. and the another's only geeky attribute was that he wore a lot of sweater vests was 6 ft 6 and quite athletic...

Anyway after watching all 10 episodes I was quite enamored by 'Leticia Cline' who I thought while watching the show was adorable:

http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/default/3c/28/198721.jpg

and then I when I was reading through the wiki about the show realised she's actually a legit model, been on tv and has nude photos on the net ...and I can just see everyone who's reading this googling her at this moment ..perverts haha

Also Jillian Beyor was on the show ... anyway the point is that the 'professional' photos of them while they definitely look hot aren't as attractive as they were when they were just fooling around on some television show ...


Anyway fuck the rambling and if you've read or scrolled down to this point here's a little something to watch:


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http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu139/djdray92/gif/1212839693.gif


Good luck, have fun...


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You know, watching films, playing 6cash tables and 4 tourneys while reading LP sometimes back fires.
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Submitted by : LemOn[5thF]

PokerStars Game #26976587594: Holdem No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2009/04/11 20:13:43 CET [2009/04/11 14:13:43 ET]
Table Orthosie 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: evstein ($6.85 in chips)
Seat 3: acardisborn ($7.71 in chips)
Seat 4: Goldensv ($7.89 in chips)
Seat 5: sterni888 ($7.37 in chips)
Seat 6: DoC.LemOn ($10.69 in chips)
sterni888: posts small blind $0.02
DoC.LemOn: posts big blind $0.05

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to DoC.LemOn
evstein: folds
acardisborn: folds
Goldensv: folds
sterni888: raises $0.10 to $0.15
DoC.LemOn: raises $0.29 to $0.44
sterni888: calls $0.29

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $0.88)

   
sterni888: checks
DoC.LemOn: checks

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $0.88)

   
sterni888: bets $0.40
DoC.LemOn: calls $0.40

River (Pot : $1.68)

   
sterni888: bets $1.60
DoC.LemOn: calls $1.60

Showdown
sterni888: shows (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
DoC.LemOn: shows (a Royal Flush)
DoC.LemOn collected $4.68 from pot
evstein said, "gh"

Summary
Total pot $4.88 | Rake $0.20
Board  
Seat 2: evstein folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: acardisborn folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: Goldensv (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: sterni888 (small blind) showed and lost with a full house, Jacks full of Tens
Seat 6: DoC.LemOn (big blind) showed and won ($4.68) with a Royal Flush

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In lieu of me starting this new challenge, I am debating whether or not to play on FTP or Stars. Here is my current opinions on each site.

FTP:
- Rakeback, ldo. Its definitely nice (also ftp points with the multiplier are a nice little addition as well, maybe not though?)

- Interface is somewhat enjoyable, then again im used to it.

- One problem I have is that the only mtts im currently rolled for are the $26s

- The games are definitely not bad, nor do I expect any games 1/2 and below to be terribly difficult.

- I dont play consistently enough every much to make ironman, which is sad. I will go for days without playing, then drop 5k+ hands in a day. That being said, I am not able to take advantage of their ironman program

- ftp cashouts take 10-15, maybe even longer, which is not convenient at all.


Stars:
- Not too familiar with the VIP program. I am curious how you non supernova guys use your FPPs. I have heard people use them for the 5400 Sunday Mil sats, is that still the best value for those of us not bringing in tens of thousands of fpps a month? Are they still as soft as they were a year or so ago? I do like that I dont have to play nearly every day like I do on ftp to reach their vip tiers. Thus, allowing me the opportunity to play in their monthly/weekly freerolls.

- I really like the new innovations stars has added to their interface, much more comparable to ftp now.

- Stars has many different mtts I can play daily that are within my 100 buyin rule.

- Stars cashouts are pretty quick when I am cashing out sums > 1k. usually get the check within 5-7 days tops


After typing those pro's and cons, I am leaning more towards stars. The only things I am not entirely certain of is whether or not the games are much more difficult than ftp, and whether or not ftps rakeback is far more valuable than pokerstars' vip program. Fwiw, if I did switch to stars, I would certainly aim for supernova by the end of the year.

Whats you guys' thoughts?

I could possibly divide my roll between the 2 sites, leaving me with ~25 buyins on each site for $50nl. You think itd be worth doing that for game selection purposes at 1/2 and lower?

Lemme know your thoughts! tyty, gl





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Except for high stakes hands, or I'd say half of hands asking a direct question, why don't you comment on hands to the right? Post your reasons, or tell me what type of hands you do post on. I'm curious, because that's one of my favorite parts of lp, and I feel like only 2 or 3 people post on hands that aren't their own regularly.


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so i havent played poker for a few days, maybe a few hundred hands here and there, but i've generally been taking a break since last week's brutal mind rape on me. been playing some SC, which was cool.

going to watch some vids and then get back on the tables tommorow or something wish me a lot of luck.

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First month back from a long ass break. So far it's been alright.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/krzxalien/april.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/krzxalien/aprilgraph.jpg

First month unemployed so playing poker as a job until i can find something. Need to make at least 1250 to pay rent and my credit card. hoping to make closer to 2k so i can take shots at .5/1 next month.

also had a goal to play 100k hands this month, lol that ain't happening. still gonna try to hit 50k. hopefully can keep up a 5bb/100 rate.


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-$510 in the last 2k5 hands at like microstakes gg



HOWEVER i saved up all my run good for the biggest 45/55 of my life



just got into DENTISTRY at UofT!!!! SHIPPPPPPPPPPPPP




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yes i really am. i also like 6max, but can't win consistently. sad but i feel that my mind works better at FR, the dynamic where people are generally tight, and wait for them to make those big mistakes, somewhat of a "war of attrition" tvt game, really excites me more than the swashbucklers at 6max making all those fancy and really gosu moves. variance at FR is def smaller (although i do have -10bi days too). i have little ambitions as far as online poker is concerened, but im really thankful FR still exists up to 5/10 lol
btw, i got stuck -5bi last nite and now im back up to even

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So April is a polarized month for me. Cash has been going great, while tournaments outright sucked.

So while cash has been great, tournament gods have been laughing their asses off at my expense. I haven't cashed in almost 30 tourneys now. Normally, I cash about one time in 4.5... Bubbled out of $530 SCOOP 14 short of money when I shoved OTB and ran into AA. Bubbled out of the $1050 Main Event with respectable stack running KK into AA. Those are the highlights. Here is my bubble hand from today's daiy 80k, busting 10 short of the money:

Submitted by : phexac

PokerStars Game #27057905694: Tournament #155233626, $50+$5 Holdem No Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2009/04/13 17:48:42 ET
Table 155233626 16 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: bente45 (9610 in chips)
Seat 2: RUFreeknKidn (17973 in chips)
Seat 4: Faderen (4447 in chips)
Seat 5: knipser44 (42420 in chips)
Seat 6: Hero (21157 in chips)
Seat 7: ezman898 (27167 in chips)
Seat 8: alfreak (7010 in chips)
Seat 9: steppy117 (39884 in chips)
bente45: posts the ante 75
RUFreeknKidn: posts the ante 75
Faderen: posts the ante 75
knipser44: posts the ante 75
Hero: posts the ante 75
ezman898: posts the ante 75
alfreak: posts the ante 75
steppy117: posts the ante 75
Faderen: posts small blind 400
knipser44: posts big blind 800

Holecards
Dealt to Hero
Hero: raises 1166 to 1966
ezman898: folds
alfreak: folds
steppy117: folds
bente45: folds
RUFreeknKidn: calls 1966
Faderen: folds
knipser44: calls 1166

Flop (Pot : $6,898.00)

   
knipser44: checks
Hero: bets 4200
RUFreeknKidn: folds
knipser44: calls 4200

Turn (Pot : $15,298.00)

   
knipser44: checks
Hero: bets 14916 and is all-in
knipser44: calls 14916

River (Pot : $45,130.00)

   

Showdown
knipser44: shows (a pair of Aces)
Hero: shows (a pair of Tens)
knipser44 collected 45130 from pot

Ok this video my buddy just told me to watch is totally fucked. Im serious its like 2 girls one cup fucked up and that is reeaaallly fucked. So im warning you right now there is nudity in this video and if you are a straight up pussy then DONT watch this because its twisted.

who the fuck does this... really.


Are you sure you want to watch this?










Really sure?









go nuts then...







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http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/4f3c3ca211a4505a81d25a9310a48641.jpg

what does this graph mean?

when the lines start to skyrocket apart is me starting to play like 12-16 tables instead of my old 4-8. I think im running 800 dollars below expectation and losing insane amounts of money without showdown winnings, is that correct as to what this graph is saying??? I dont have PT3 so this graph is from PokerEV and pt2.

just wanna make sure that this means that im spewing lots of money in non showdown situations or something. My game is a completely different game when im mass tabling so im assuming im just leaking everywhere but i want to be reassured of this

edit 2 - this is my april results btw although my converter is missing at least 500 in profit im up way more than its saying i am.

edit 3 - its missing 6k hands im assuming thats why i dont have all my profitz. wtf why am i missing hands


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So Im watching 24 tonight and once again it throws the nasty hook out of nowhere to fuck with ones mind, but then I'm like this doesn't even make sense. it seems to me as it continues that they are just trying to hard. I understand that its for entertainment but at some point it gets out of hand like they didnt really think this through and are just throwing it together now trying to make it look cool. it kinda life tilts the shit out of me but whatever


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So I am a cash games player, but last 4 days I have always been playing 5-7 tables NL5 SH and always opened one tourney on the side.

Once the $36 in 5.50 MTT helped me to get out of a tilt and I am grateful for that.

Today I tried the 180Man SnG for the first time and it went pretty nicely.

I got some nice suckouts like
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but one hand was really epic where I went for 40% of my stack and sucked out AQs with A9o.
I was the big aggressor when it went to 4handed, raising a lot of hands and garbage a lot.
This was ok, I know how to exploit position from playing 6Max and even with 3 people I feel very comfortable.


But then the HU match came, with equal chip stacks. I have no idea how to play this, especially:

1) The sizing of PF raises
2) 3Betting
3) What is my style and goal. I know how I play aggresive in position with semi-decent hands SH, but it doesn't really work as I must play garbage often HU and I had no idea how to exploit my relatively tight opponent.

So I finished 2nd, earning myself 14BI for NL5/NL10 just like that.

Tourneys are so much fun, I feed the Gamble I got in me in the later stages, adrenaline is pumping and its generally awesome, although poker skill is needed only at the final table.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/3e556f2364547f1aeb7fcd09a914e576.png

If anyone wants to point me to some HU articles or wants to write the basics here I would really appreciate it I really felt my opponent was really bad and he just got there with total nit style all the way, but I played so badly he beat me quite easily...






P.S. Just to complete my Brag, Here is my last 4days NL5.
+24BI Including the tourney, I like. Could be more if I wasn't total fish HU ...
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Guess what happen when a random guy try to bring down the heavyweight judo world champion by surprise

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obviously

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