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Have a threesome if one of the girls is pretty hot and the other girl is... well has a vagina and big boobs

I know the 'mehhh' girl and would probably use this as a bridge to hookup more with the other girl.



Is it worth it LP?

http://www.liquidpoker.net/userpoll/draw.php?poll_id=855
Poll: Do you have the threesome?
(Vote): Yes, it's a fucking threesome you fucking cunt
(Vote): Yes, but only to try to get at the girl
(Vote): No, but still try to get at the other girl
(Vote): No, you're going to hell....




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Finally hit a milestone for first 1k day ever

http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/ce89e0541dd25574da28397f8dd3dc3e.png

next up : 10k bankroll


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***** Hand History for Game 10660607458 ***** (Full Tilt)
$30.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, February 16, 02:50:02 ET 2009
Table Boodabor (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Seat 2: Big Daddy Jer ( $95.45 USD )
Seat 4: m_fass24 ( $54.35 USD )
Seat 5: odarabla ( $49.05 USD )
Seat 6: Mcjinzo ( $30.00 USD )
Mcjinzo posts small blind [$0.15 USD].
m_fass24 posts big blind [$0.30 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Mcjinzo [ Ac Ks ]
odarabla raises [$1.05 USD]
Mcjinzo raises [$3.60 USD]
m_fass24 folds
odarabla raises [$5.40 USD]
Mcjinzo raises [$26.25 USD]
odarabla calls [$23.55 USD]
Mcjinzo shows [Ac, Ks ]
odarabla shows [Td, Kd ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3h, 9c, 6s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3d ]
Mcjinzo wins $59.30 USD from main pot


***** Hand History for Game 10660648239 ***** (Full Tilt)
$30.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, February 16, 02:54:11 ET 2009
Table Boodabor (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: THEBEARDKILLSU ( $48.35 USD )
Seat 2: Big Daddy Jer ( $95.85 USD )
Seat 5: odarabla ( $38.75 USD )
Seat 6: Mcjinzo ( $59.30 USD )
odarabla posts small blind [$0.15 USD].
Mcjinzo posts big blind [$0.30 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Mcjinzo [ Qs Ah ]
THEBEARDKILLSU raises [$1.20 USD]
Big Daddy Jer folds
odarabla calls [$1.05 USD]
Mcjinzo raises [$4.80 USD]
THEBEARDKILLSU folds
odarabla raises [$37.55 USD]
Mcjinzo calls [$33.65 USD]
odarabla shows [Th, Kc ]
Mcjinzo shows [Qs, Ah ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jh, Js, 8s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2c ]
** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
odarabla wins $76.70 USD from main pot

Sometime pokers awesome like that (he obviously left the table before my hand hit the muck)

And just so this isnt a gay emo blog.

***** Hand History for Game 10841658646 ***** (Full Tilt)
$25.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, February 25, 07:07:24 ET 2009
Table Stand (deep 6) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 2: Dreadfern ( $53.77 USD )
Seat 3: countgrrrrr ( $25.00 USD )
Seat 4: Seesland ( $70.17 USD )
Seat 5: Mcjinzo ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 6: tehmaulwurf ( $50.65 USD )
Dreadfern posts small blind [$0.10 USD].
countgrrrrr posts big blind [$0.25 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Mcjinzo [ 8d 8c ]
Seesland calls [$0.25 USD]
Mcjinzo raises [$1.10 USD]
tehmaulwurf folds
Dreadfern folds
countgrrrrr folds
Seesland calls [$0.85 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9h, 8h, Kc ]
Seesland checks
Mcjinzo bets [$1.75 USD]
Seesland raises [$10.00 USD]
Mcjinzo raises [$25.50 USD]
Seesland raises [$59.07 USD]
Mcjinzo calls [$21.65 USD]
Seesland shows [7h, Th ]
Mcjinzo shows [8d, 8c ]
Seesland wins $20.17 USD
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6c ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9s ]
Mcjinzo wins $97.35 USD from main pot

Basically flipping for 400 BBs good time to run good



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So i've lost my ability to beat 50nl as of yet. Not sure whats wrong. I don't know if its just variance hitting me in the face or what. I can't seem to get any value from KK, or AA. It seems that I always run my QQ or JJ into AA and KK. Today I tried 3-betting a bit more and I got a guy to stack AQ to my KK but I really didn't like how I played, felt really spewy. I've stacked a bunch of combo draws where I knew my opponent had a set, is this ok? I also have been calling a lot of 3-bets in position with suited connectors. It just seems like my hand reading is fine, but I'm always like "well he could still have this other hand in his range so I'll call or shove here." and he ends up having the hand i put him on the first time. Maybe I just need to go back to basics and analyze every decision I make at the table.


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hey guys does anyone know of a decent site, paid subscription would probably be what i end up doing..

where i can host my house mixes? thats actually a music hosting site? the last one i was using disappeared apparently because the guy running it didnt crunch his numbers properly :X

is there one thats like a long time more stable one that anyone can recommend for me to join? i guess i wouldnt mind a free one either but usually those are super sucky and dont have enough space for like 70-200mb mixes


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ugh, I think this is the first time I've actually been tilted by poker. Last summer I played like 200k hands, had an 18BI downswing but still I had my head on straight. In the last week I've had 4BI swings at NL50 every 1-2k hands. Im playing so bad and really this is like the first time in my life i've felt angry/tilted at my own incompetence
I want to play, I want to learn how to play, but talking to rockman last night I know my poker 'career' is going to end in 4 months and rl obligations are really restricting the amount of time I can put in this summer.
And today I was just offered a 9-5 lab tech position which would basically mean I will never play seriously.

I want to put the hands in tmr, but im kinda tilted atm. Restrict myself to only 4 tables? (im only playing 6-9 now anyways)
I dont want to move down because i have over 100BI for NL50 and I know I can beat Nl25
ugh what should I do




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Submitted by : GfOrcebOnd

PokerStars Game #28427808065: Holdem No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/05/20 18:21:25 ET
Table Nasl VIII 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ($34.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Burnhoose ($40.25 in chips)
Seat 3: khk24 ($27.10 in chips)
Seat 4: lilstrom ($45.50 in chips)
Seat 5: otoo117 ($28.05 in chips)
Seat 6: DoC.LemOn ($25 in chips)
DoC.LemOn: posts small blind $0.10
Hero: posts big blind $0.25

Holecards
Dealt to Hero
Burnhoose: calls $0.25
khk24: folds
lilstrom: folds
otoo117: folds
DoC.LemOn: folds
Hero: raises $1.25 to $1.50
Burnhoose: raises $7 to $8.50
Hero: raises $25.75 to $34.25 and is all-in
Burnhoose: calls $25.75

Flop (Pot : $68.60)

   

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Now that iv got vacation, and i'm done with what little partying for celebrations i did, i have started to play some again. Jumped right back into the 20$ SnGs, but now i'm playing both 6-max turbos and 6-max turbo double or nothings. Pretty much started out like it always does when i start playing poker again, just running like complete and utter trash.

The graph will show you what i mean, it's not many games as i'm not really a SnG player. But take a guess at where i started playing again the other day!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/AcroN/DisplayGraph.jpg

Aiming for 30 SnGs a day like i said earlier, so far iv done alright with the days i'm home. But been spending a lot of time with the girlfriend, so not all days i'm home at all. Hopefully ill manage to weigh up for some of it, by playing twice the amount on some days. But we'll see how it goes!

Wish me luck and a better run at this shit

Peace


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So there is a guy i play with every day on cake who is 100% straightforward no range balancing etc. What he has is at all times 100% transparent to me.

Has someone ever calculated how deep i need to be to call with 54s or 56os or anything like that? It's insanely easy to figure with a set because you can only hit one hand that you want to continue with postflop. If someone can show me a site where they show the likelihood of flopping all of those types of hands I'll make a really good post with my results.


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Still on a sick breakeven stretch at NL20. I'm sure I'm playing fine...just running bad I guess. Ah well..Ship the Rakeback!! Aiming to make 250 this week in RB alone.

up about 500 in RB so far :D


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failed 50nl shot #2
still not putting enough effort in poker as i have only 30hrs played so far this month
failed at keeping my temper after 3-4 setups/coolers/suck outs as after them i monkey tilt
oh well regrind 20nl
http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/a1a0e48ebbcde5b50b5f2520be91f105.jpg


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GUESS WHICH FEATURE I forgot to tick when My Settings got resseted at Pokerstars
Submitted by : LemOn[5thF]

PokerStars Game #28421203407: Holdem No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/05/20 15:26:21 ET
Table Izsak IV 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: trulzz ($17.85 in chips)
Seat 2: DrBarre ($7.90 in chips)
Seat 3: quicosabino ($7.10 in chips)
Seat 5: DoC.LemOn ($60.30 in chips)
trulzz: posts small blind $0.10
DrBarre: posts big blind $0.25

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to DoC.LemOn
benji321uk leaves the table
quicosabino: calls $0.25
DoC.LemOn: raises $0.75 to $1
trulzz: calls $0.90
DrBarre: folds
quicosabino: calls $0.75

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $3.25)

   
eyeshield888 leaves the table
trulzz: bets $0.75
quicosabino: calls $0.75
DoC.LemOn: raises $2.75 to $3.50
trulzz: calls $2.75
quicosabino: folds

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $11.00)

   
trulzz: checks
DoC.LemOn: checks

River (Pot : $11.00)

   
trulzz: bets $6.50
DoC.LemOn: raises $49.30 to $55.80 and is all-in
trulzz: calls $6.85 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($42.45) returned to DoC.LemOn

Showdown
DoC.LemOn: shows (high card Ace)
trulzz: shows (a flush, King high)
trulzz collected $35.85 from pot
trulzz is sitting out

Summary
Total pot $37.70 | Rake $1.85
Board  
Seat 1: trulzz (small blind) showed and won ($35.85) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: DrBarre (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: quicosabino folded on the Flop
Seat 5: DoC.LemOn (button) showed and lost with high card Ace

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Submitted by : GfOrcebOnd

PokerStars Game #28421152961: Holdem No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/05/20 15:25:01 ET
Table Vaino II 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ($28.80 in chips)
Seat 2: durrrka ($35.55 in chips)
Seat 3: AAGAMBLER ($25 in chips)
Seat 4: ZERIC77 ($25.65 in chips)
Seat 5: Dann Turner ($25 in chips)
Seat 6: kilsonsena ($26.95 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind $0.10
durrrka: posts big blind $0.25

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
AAGAMBLER: folds
ZERIC77: folds
Dann Turner: raises $0.75 to $1
kilsonsena: folds
Hero: calls $0.90
durrrka: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $2.25)

   
Hero: bets $1.25
Dann Turner: raises $3.25 to $4.50
Hero: raises $5.75 to $10.25
Dann Turner: raises $13.75 to $24 and is all-in
Hero said, "aa?"
Hero said, "i cant fold "
Hero: calls $13.75

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $50.25)

   

River (Pot : $50.25)

   

Showdown
Hero: shows (three of a kind, Sixes)
Dann Turner: shows (three of a kind, Tens)
Dann Turner collected $47.75 from pot

Summary
Total pot $50.25 | Rake $2.50
Board  
Seat 1: Hero (small blind) showed and lost with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 2: durrrka (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: AAGAMBLER folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: ZERIC77 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: Dann Turner showed and won ($47.75) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 6: kilsonsena (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)

So...after quitting/getting tired of grinding NL2and NL5 and tilting away my small bankroll....I'm trying to rebuild it with dollar 45 man sit-n-gos....theres just a big pond of fish in them.....i just run bad...in the last 22...i've final tabled in 11....and 5 places cash....and I haven't cashed in any...im life tilting hard....AK is no longer better than AJ apparently....unless someone else has AK and i have JJ or QQ...then they are favored...just venting...yeah...


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being known. young and prepubescent, popular and loathed at the same time, but still known.

sigh

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=23760¤tpage=2

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=12206

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=13062

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I think I have to do this. Smething has to turn the doom-switch OFF. I am PURGING MY MONTH OF MAY.

The heater, the doomswitch and the huge slide down never happened. It was just a dream. An illusion.

In Fact, I have never played NL25, I just happened to open an account today and had my VIP level increased miraculously.


Wish me luck at the new Limit People!



LemOn -.-




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BR now at 1200.

not good.

keep losing money at nl50... bad beats + fail = gg


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I'm sure many of you are wondering what that word actually means. I myself was curious and being the luckbox I am I had the awesome opportunity to learn on Monday. The day started off well, went to work did that whole thing and then around 2pm things started going more poorly at a very rapid rate. I get a call from my manager requesting a meeting(*note at this point I know I'm getting shit canned). In the meeting they don't use the word fired or laid off, no my friends I was "excessed". Apparently it's the new rage, still fucking sucks regardless. Awesome economy strikes again, on the upside I got some relevant work experience and my boss and the director are going to write me letters of recommendation. There was four of us that ended up getting "excessed" in the department and probalby 50-100 company wide. The only part that is really irritating is it was based 100% off senority and 0% off performance. There is one person in particular who is utterly worthless and everyone knows it including the manager. The women's on a work plan which basically means if she does not improve she's getting fired in 3 months, but since she's been there longer she still has a job. Now I can follow my true dream of being a 25nl grinder that has very little ambition to play mass hands......LOL yeah I think this will work out nicely.


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So ermmm yer, downswing is gut. Save to say ive basically lost the majority of my profits this month and almost breakeven apart from fpps/vpps, guess I should be happy iam from UK and get this VPP promotion, sigh. Still rolled for 25nl, going to take break then try and continue to fight on. Sinking feeling but its pretty standard for most people =/

I lost $400 in 50nl (shots at different times of the month) so I am still technically a winner at 25nl, just on a downswinging player.

My sessions have been really short ones recently because the setups are getting annoying =/ So as soon I start to feel tilted annoyed I just end session.

Gotta fight through this ...

Month graph, all limits =/

http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/359c4c90ec1e03268248585c7d59a287.jpg




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