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So poker doesn't work out very well this month so right now I'm writing a script for a short movie. It's a about an American who travels to Sweden because he has read about our blond nymphomaniacs and polar bears in the streets. When he comes here he sees that Sweden isn't like that and the girls won't like him since he doesn't wash himself properly and thus smells (he's an environmentalist, that's why he wanted polar bears, so soap hurts mother nature too much). In his rage he goes on a killing spree and kills a lot of non-blond girls. In the end our heroine, who is blond with some huge knockers, has to kill him. To do so she needs to enter a wet T-shirt contest to distract him (he liked blonds, that's also why he came here).
Sounds good? Will it sell?
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iop Sweden. May 22 2009 07:16. Posts 4951 | | | |
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| Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth | |
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| Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth | |
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4Kingell United Kingdom. May 22 2009 07:22. Posts 1453 | | |
As long as she smothers him with her huge knockers I think it should sell........ |
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LazyFisH Australia. May 22 2009 07:23. Posts 686 | | |
I would provide finance for this film. |
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lebowski Greece. May 22 2009 07:36. Posts 9205 | | | |
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like every other b-movie it wont be good but everyone will buy/see it anyway since it includes girls and violence  |
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Naib Hungary. May 22 2009 08:30. Posts 968 | | | |
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NeillyJQ United States. May 22 2009 08:49. Posts 8947 | | | |
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| Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ | |
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albonycee United States. May 22 2009 09:22. Posts 2749 | | |
does he like to shake hands or tickle feet ? its got potential imo. |
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rednalluk Sweden. May 22 2009 09:40. Posts 626 | | |
I know its friday and all, but i still think you've started drinking _a bit_ too early this time  |
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Luckb0xx Germany. May 22 2009 09:52. Posts 2069 | | |
R U FKN SRS?!?!?
Yes.. quit poker for good
^,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, its ok but std. |
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Twisted  Netherlands. May 22 2009 10:10. Posts 10422 | | | |
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So far I havn't thought of one. It's character driven and witty, not soft porn! |
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